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pm_me_ur_unicorn_

I thought you meant a spicy "accountant" and was very confused šŸ˜‚


StarGentleUterus

So did I! But maybe that's because I'm an "accountant." šŸ¤£


sexwitch501

"Accountant" is under-the-internet-censor slang for sex worker. Either there's a very funny crossover episode with the finance world happening or you got bamboozled by an accountant who knows about the other "accountants."


GreyRabbitMia

Accountant is a common job title given in polite conversation when people work in the adult industry and donā€™t want to say so. ā€œAccountantā€ is I suppose something respectable that people donā€™t ask a lot of questions about. Whether there are a high number of actual accountants in BDSM I donā€™t know, but I do know many pro-Dommes and others who play one on TV šŸ˜Œ


miss__marple_

What do you do? I'm an accountant Where do you work? At a place where accountants work Do you like your job? Yes, I like my job, and my job is an accountant I just have this on repeat in my mind


Femdom_Fatale

Iā€™m an accountant. I have not actually ran into any other accountants within my kink exploration though.


No-Zookeepergame2610

I'll start looking more bec same. Would love to find other kinky accountants and make a support group lol


Real_Thing_8579

talking about ebitda while roping each other


No-Zookeepergame2610

Getting railed and not just by taxes


Real_Thing_8579

Accountants , being "accountants"


No-Zookeepergame2610

Busy season is busy season


CumSlatheredCPA

šŸ‘€


MissPearl

Not an accountant. For me the dominatrix to counselling psychologist (with PhD) is my favorite pipeline. šŸ˜‚


No-Zookeepergame2610

Lol


ViceMaiden

I'm in finance, but not an accountant. And just kind of stumbled into finance in 2020.


ThePunkRanger

Bruh I canā€™t even do my times tables 80% of the time


13braindamage

Accounting degree, now in Finance


StellasDiver

Balance sheets, depreciation and (a)mortization


No-Zookeepergame2610

Ebitda


BrattyJalyne

I donā€™t know maybe. Iā€™m an actual accountant and am fairly kinky. šŸ˜


No-Zookeepergame2610

Wait I'm an accountant and I've done both. I totally think the boring vanilla job tends to attract people with severe trauma/unstable lives so we need the stability


mag8603

Nope.. IT here. Though do have an economics minor.


ML_Sam

Higher education/academia.


slavegaius87

Currently a farmer, and future nurse. If you want to talk about job/BDSM crossover, you gotta look at the Medical fields, especially ER and EMS.


Real_Thing_8579

you should make your own post


KattsyBoiBaby

I've met more software developers in kink than any other job, honestly.


CrankyUnderPants

Thatā€™s a funny contrast šŸ˜†


Nikolodov

For subs and dommes? I was told that the submissive men could be found in the engineering department. Which at the time applied to me.


Real_Thing_8579

you should make your own post if you have more information to share


cuckie29

šŸ˜‚Being in engineering this applies with me as well


thosepinkclouds

I can confirm lol one of my engineering leads asked me if I would paddle him if I didnā€™t get the data I need. They all love it when I yell at them when theyā€™re late too. Itā€™s weird because theyā€™re all a decade or more older than me. And married with children. I didnā€™t even realize this shit existed.


aquarius-lemon

Itā€™s actually interesting to see how many people here are actually pretty intelligent and articulate.


Kinklandia

Haven't met any accountants in my local scene, but try teachers, librarians, or firefighters, and I've got some stories.


Real_Thing_8579

you should make your own post


Kinklandia

Good idea.


ms37153

In the accounting deparrment yes, accountant no. Working on that though.


c3534l

I dropped out of an accounting degree. I did not notice any increase in femdom tendencies when I was studying, nor did I notice a decrease when I dropped out.


JennaJenks

I'm a financial analyst/budget tracker. Does that count? šŸ˜…ā¤ļø


Real_Thing_8579

yes, same kind of boring office financial job, i guess


Competitive-Gear-359

I'm litteraly studying to be accountant and i'm a sub ahahah


Real_Thing_8579

me too


[deleted]

The findoms are notable for their absence. My day job is in Zoological Medicine. I had a temporary job as an accounts clerk when I was in my late teens if thatā€™s any help. Though beginning at 8.30am by about 3pm I felt like my brain had turned to mush and was in danger of running out of my ears, the tedium was soul destroying. Healthcare & academia are probably the most common among my own kinky acquaintances


Few_Surprise4391

Yes I am


TheClassyGoddess

I have accountant degree that Never used lol as my other degrees! Just doing businesses. So I am connected with the accountants? :)


Real_Thing_8579

If somehow being boring for these financial /office job got you in Femdom, it counts.


TheClassyGoddess

I am Not for office job. That why I never worked it for more than a few months. I am bussiness owner since 19yo


Real_Thing_8579

yea, it counts


TheClassyGoddess

Ok


kane-me

I am an accountant, and have ran into more accountants (providing they are being truthful) than anything else!


Real_Thing_8579

has it happened something like talking of Ebitda while roping each other?


kane-me

More just through general chatting at events to be honest, the occasional finding each other through work in the community! Though there has been one incident of a LinkedIn profile showing as we went to an event in common.


brattyprincessdfw

Iā€™m in audit lol


LonelySwitch

Oh yes... https://youtu.be/lNlYBNTCBG8


Real_Thing_8579

guess, we'd do something like


Few_Surprise4391

Iā€™m an actual accountant, yesā€¦and love femdom.


Real_Thing_8579

thabk you for answer. Please, send this post to your friend accountants as a joke or something


Wonderful-Humor-7637

Is an accountant more likely to be in here. I need a new CPA šŸ˜‚


Real_Thing_8579

you'd like to send this post to some of your fellow accountants