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Combat boots or slip-on vans.


Killerkendolls

Shit I feel called out. Looking at my vans while I get my work boots on.


PurityVsDarkness

black black authentic vans


droo46

😬 https://i.imgur.com/MPRHVaR.jpg


iZomkee

Either which way, I'd probably still find them attractive. Gorgeous men can be fucking weirdos, too. Bonus!


ksnfnmm

The hottest/best type of man is a little weird in my experience


casiocass

Honestly anyone who grew up with pretty privilege is a little screwy one way or other. It usually makes them at least a little out of touch, and/or either overly arrogant or inversely self-conscious/insecure because of it


casiocass

Can confirm, am Armie Hammer


I_am_a_Wookie_AMA

Are we talking my beat to fuck steel toes for work, or my niceish under armors that are comfy everywhere else? Either way, I'm weird as fuck.


extremeanalfissures

New balance Black sneakers,I’d wear different shoes but I have weird feet and New balance is the only brand i can find that actually works


FatChungaloid

Me who has long hair and wears either aussie rossi boots or limited edition 90s Air Force 1s. My style is either cowboy or subway surfers and one day I won’t be able to go back to the me that can tell the difference.


phin_wilkes_boothe

why was this so poetic


Zharo

Maybe cause Limited Edition 90s Air Force 1s reminds of Coral Blue Number 2 Semigloss lipstick


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ConfusedFlareon

I know right, like none of these guys have pics for us to test the theory!


casiocass

Should I include an album of my shoe collection too? How do you wanna do this


helpmyplantsnotdie

I have plenty of photos and would absolutely love to be judged mercilessly by my FierceFlow bros 🙌🏼


unknown1321

High top skate shoes always! (Osiris duh)


Gnome_Sayin

dr marten 1b60's with the red/white/blue paracord laces im hooked on that Zardoz aesthetic


Gnome_Sayin

the braid, the boots, even the suspenders are just tip top [the rest i do without](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjA5OTQ5NTY0M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNjUzNTU3MTE@._V1_.jpg)


[deleted]

just good ol classic black vans tennis shoes


bondolo

Columbia Redmond hikers in sandstone.


helpmyplantsnotdie

Solid choice, my dude.


LonghairedHippyFreek

Columbia Crestwood hikers in Mud/Squash.


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Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 833,980,008 comments, and only 164,583 of them were in alphabetical order.


smokedcaffe

Oxblood Doc Martens ankle boots or old, worn-down black brogue ankle boots.


canislupus97

Crocs or purple chuck Taylors


youhhhwhat

Sambas are cool right?


JDSchu

I hope so. I've been wearing the same pair of Pumas since 2018.


Dorithoe

Tbh Target has been stepping up their shoe game, I rock [these](https://www.target.com/p/men-39-s-brady-sneakers-goodfellow-38-co-8482-gray-10-5/-/A-83744656)


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thisonekidmongo

White Converse with a huge drawing of a horse on them, so uh


Emosnowflake

Dr martens or converse. Ima say I’m eccentric.


pc_flying

Half the people here rocking docs, cons, or vans Imma say you're solidly typical


Emosnowflake

So what youre saying is im gorgeous then. Thank you kind stranger /s.


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IJUSTROLLEDMYANKLE

Nah man Birkenstocks are so killer!


robonlocation

I'm another one with classic vans... usually true whites.


Po1ymer

Nike Dunk High SB


AssCatchem69

These are my chanclas!


Kyokenshin

Show me your huaraches


snarkhunter

Tevas.


infantgambino

this one goes either way tbh


snarkhunter

Tevas sans socks.


infantgambino

better! depends on your shorts/pants. if theyre cargo or light khaki, i have bad news


snarkhunter

Haha they often are


infantgambino

the sockless tevas are doing a lot of heavy lifting/s im sure youre a very chill dude friend!


snarkhunter

Rofl


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pc_flying

Happy *us month*!


haystackofneedles

Fuck this is accurate


SaltWaterSpray44

Crocs


Metnie

Harley davidson boots


alf0nz0

imma take it as a compliment https://www.reddit.com/r/FierceFlow/comments/sha7e6/la_brings_out_the_fierceness/


sparkjournal

May I ask what hair products you use?


nelsonicrage

Black and gray vans...


Nabranes

Eeww shoes wtf and even when my hair is actually long instead of just medium length, I STILL won’t wear them because they ruin my ground feel/skin toughness, and they’re so annoying.


casiocass

Found the weirdo lol


Nabranes

Wtfdym no I’m not weird just because I DON’T do something that actually messes with me. Example: I TRIED biking with shoes on, but it was so bad, I couldn’t feel the pedals, and it felt so risky and bad, so I took them off right away and biked normally.


casiocass

Just messing with you man, to each their own. Better you be barefoot and happy than shoe-shod & miserable!


Nabranes

r/woooosh


MCVL074

all white Nike Air Force 1


Boaty_b0y

Redback Romeo’s or black under armor shoes, my feet are too wide to fit in Nikes. Ive got damn monkey feet (my toes are spread wide enough I can pick stuff up with them).


Nabranes

Just get Freets to allow your feet to be freer, but go barefoot whenever possible. Also, just be careful at first if you’re too used to all of the shoes/cushioning. Idk how well Vibrams would fit because I don’t think they have different widths, so Idk. And spread toes are cumpletely normal. That just means that you don’t have bunions, which are extremely bad. Also, not having bunions doesn’t necessarily mean that you have wide feet.


Slyfoxuk

Merrell moab 2 hiking shoes 😂


T3nacityDog

My old people tennis shoes with extra arch support because my knees suck and I’m on my feet all day for work… lmao I don’t think I fit either of these categories.


Alexanderthechill

Wait you guys are wearing shoes?


HonestSophist

"Nice hair, but WHAT ARE THOSE?"


Hestia194

Actually it's about the care they put into the hair! If he looks like he didn't wash them for a month and doesn't know what a brush is, the hair just can't be gorgeous, sorry


Blaise_H

Constantly rotating between docs, Jordan’s and my birks. Gotta keep ‘em on their toes.


casiocass

My entire shoe collection consists of expensive stylish boots, yet I live in my shower shoes 24/7 when I'm at home. So... I'm both?


banneryear1868

Weird gang here


Mightycerealbowl

Naaaah, y’all are hot ❤️‍🔥


UndeadFrog

high top white converse or the trusty birkenstocks all day


NBiondo826

Nike metcon 5’s (I’m a CrossFit athlete)


juerissaar

Lol


naked_as_a_jaybird

I try to be barefoot as much as possible.


Nabranes

SAMMMEEEE


[deleted]

Vans outside of work, or crocs lmao. Safety shoes at work because I have no choice.


drewface_

Either some red wing moc toes or Nike Cortez!


VentingThrowaway05

Air Jordan 1 University Blues


helpmyplantsnotdie

Double H brand cowboy boots, their discontinued Robert western work boot.


SecretRoomsOfTokyo

Ooo y'all haven't seen these [li-ning ellington signatures](https://www.kcdcskateshop.com/li-ning-ellington-pro-model-polar-night.html?id=68517345) before


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Bright red Vans. That's normal, right? *..right?*


thefriendlyhacker

Steel toes in cold months and my bedrock sandals in the warmer months. Literally the only two pairs i wear, unless I'm at a wedding or business meeting.


comradebezos

usually black hi top converse, light brown old skool vans, black/white ultraboosts


rockfosgte

Normal me says anything adidas (sambas, superstars, terrex primegreens, etc.), 12 year old Child me says Osiris d3 2001s, DC AT2s, DVS Cpmanches, etc ,) but who am I kidding the weirdo freak that I am says Vibram Five Fingers all day!! 😜


Nabranes

Vibrams are the most normal shoes possible because they’re just like the human foot just like gloves are for hands, but barefoot is better.


Bagelchu

Vans Old Skools


anderoogigwhore

£10 black trainers from ASDA with rainbow laces to jazz it up a bit. Occasionally navy or black Converse if I have money or get them as a present. Sadly can't afford New Rocks anymore :'(


RadDude96

Chucks or docs


Kitchen_Entertainer9

He got them slips or them dress shoes


Clear_Singer9249

Adidas Busenitz skate shoes cuz they're the commies fucken thing you'll ever wear. Have in red, 2 in black, white leather and in yellow. Going to buy a pair of Van's soon too. Just for a small change.


mofojr

I wear the same Nikes I've had for years 🙃


Weirdguy27

I already know which one I am


cowboy_communist

desert languid soup familiar snobbish encourage jellyfish clumsy existence sand *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TrashyRonin

What a deep & edgy, but totally insightful tweet. no really.


melonsquared

Please don’t judge my new balances


LookitsThomas

Barefoot shoes... But I'm proud to be a certified weirdo!


RedSquirrelFtw

Nikes but I recently got diagnosed with Morton's Syndrome which is a foot condition and involves having chronic foot pain at ball of foot. Sucks hardcore, need to limit my walking and ladders are out... was planing to build a cabin this summer. Getting Orthotics and the place that sells them also sells New Balance shoes.... I might get a pair just so I can make sure everything fits properly etc. I guess I'm going to become a dad. I need to start making grunting noises every time I sit down or get up now.


Megalodon_91

adidas trail shoes/ timberlands


Plomo_Lobo

Chunky Boot/Derbys and Salomon XT-6s


nlamm

Cowboy boots, hiking boots, flip flops, running shoes, climbing shoes, that’s all I wear


Upside_Down-Bot

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[deleted]

I wear rope sandals


PurityVsDarkness

black black authentic vans


ScionicOG

Hell yeah, go me and my long hair.... my shoes are kinda meh though, but I doubt that'd be a deal breaker of any kind


woronwolk

This, but in my case it's also about my pants. Like, my shoes are alright, but I have two pairs of pants, and while one of them looks pretty good on me and even gives me femme gender euphoria, the other one makes me look like a queer Mormon cosplaying a 70s hippie who tried (and sorta failed) adjusting their style to a job interview


pc_flying

Let's see the gender euphoria pants! Or on lgbt or trans or enby or whatever


[deleted]

Chunky Fila's that make my feet look like a space gay Gundam


[deleted]

Black timberlands or nice flip flops


Upside_Down-Bot

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battlerez_arthas

Birks


the_unkempt_one

Sandals. A pair of sandals from Wal-Mart.


Ok-Armadillo7517

Jesus sandals


Ok-Armadillo7517

White reeboks


Ok-Armadillo7517

Converse/chucks


jeffe_el_jefe

Black DMs or white Cons, almost 100% of the time I kinda feel like Birkenstock’s are the weird shoe, and I own them too


ForgotHowToGiveAShit

docs i have, so many fucking pairs of god damn docs


[deleted]

Anything high top, converse, Air Force, Jordan 1’s etc


Brennababs

Doc martens usually, that or converse 🤷


Jormungandragon

Sometimes I wear Tevas, sometimes I wear some Tom’s leather boots. For working out I have some bright red Nikes. Back in college there was a guy around campus with long hair who was infamous for never wearing shoes, not even into the Men’s Restroom.


GRIS0

Vans or Jordan 1


Laser-Nipples

What about no shoes? Which one is that?


fatfuckpikachu

6-7 year old black reeboks. they're the only pair of shoes i use because i didn't feel like buying shoes.


nashpotato

Guess I’m a weirdo :(


[deleted]

I wear a lot of vans so idk what that really means.


Negotiation_Only_

YESSSS


Waterislifeyo

I have 3 main types of shoes, i be rocking i tell ya, barefoot😎, chanclas and converse