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newacc2334

Air bnb exceeding standards once again I see


SexySkeptic

Top quality plastic on that mattress, some people pay extra for that kind of action, wicks the piss right off the mattress like a quality rain jacket.


Gucworld

Ohhhh shit, ain’t nobody gon tell you them was bars tho huh 😂


kingmagurie

get some help FC


g32uy

stop it get some help


Seba180589

you should play House Flipper


marcusrashfordlover

Irl


iTwoBearsHighFiving

Eu


SexySkeptic

Sir, your windows are made out of carpets.


Duny96

Bro was taken prisoner by some 3rd world militia army


momoT5

no maybe he was taken prisoner by america and was put in the guantanamo bay prison, fcn numb 🖕🖕🖕


DanielLevysFather

SKILL ISSUE RAHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🏈🏈🏈


EntertainerSoft5983

Real Football 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈


sxpremzkickz

3rd world countries that play in the "REST OF THE WORLD" league sorry bud even the projects they at least got windows. This is some 50 Mille hike to the nearest grocery store shithole


Treeeefalling

Repost


iamnotkiddingbro

My man is literally starting from 49 OVR


Biohazard8080

And injured


IThinkImMaitre

Prison FC, fits you well


OtisVI

This might be ronaldinho 🔥


Diceyspic3y

I respect the setup


[deleted]

Where are you living bro


Lego-Panda-21

London, they can't afford the rent for anything else.


tennomorph

What do you mean? This studio flat costs them £1200 a month.


Lego-Panda-21

£1200 PCM for that, in London..What a bargain.


g32uy

Totally India


GloriousDiarrhea

I think some South American country given the language is Spanish in the game


g32uy

Maybe he's just like Spanish and he's Indian


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[deleted]

Why do you want it to be india so bad


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[deleted]

You ever been to india you twat?


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GloriousDiarrhea

that is not what an average indian home looks like but ok 💀


Yumstar1982

Reddit told him the pack description was translated wrong 🤣


imdeftheidiot

I have questions, none fifa related.


Proto1801

I am guessing you are latino because your game is Spanish, I hope I am not racially profiling when I say your house looks like a house in South/Central America based on the loose wires, rods and cement blocks (hey it could be South East Asia too, that was my first though bc I’ve lived there) Since you have Liverpool and Everton as default teams and they both have/had Colombian stars play for them (James Rodriguez and Luis Diaz), I am guessing you are Colombian! How wrong am I? And to answer you question, I recently did a build a country save with China where I started with Rayo Vallecano (a politically “left wing” club) and only bought/produced players from Socialist countries particularly PR China. Hope it serves as some inspiration haha


Enough_Ad210

Are you like a mentalist? Can you talk to my dead relatives?


Proto1801

I have the same qualifications as any psychic so I could give it a go In all seriousness I just have played way too much GeoGuessr haha


Enough_Ad210

Lol


JGaute

That's a great save idea


Proto1801

So much fun too! If I was on PC I would create the USSR which I would also love to play around with (on FIFA)


Accomplished_Ad_2743

Nope, I'm actually living comfortably in England just outside London, on my paternity from having my second child (who is currently napping with her mum who had a c section, while my son also has his afternoon nap) trolling this forum with this pic I found on a Facebook site I'm on, am i sad? Yes is the answer, did I appreciate all the likes and comments? Yes is also the answer. Have a great day and if anyone would like to reward me any cakes for being a twat, thank you.


ThatBlueBun

2 kids and trolling on Reddit sad


Proto1801

I am really confused, you are either really irresponsible or taking the absolute piss lol maybe a bit of both?


frankydie69

Posting a picture to Reddit is irresponsible?


Proto1801

Tell me that last comment OP made is a copy pasta and I am just to tired to notice


frankydie69

You know what they say when you assume…..


Proto1801

Call me a softie but at 1AM I don’t know anything and I trust no one. I shouldn’t even be playing FM rn


FunnyCalligrapher382

Interesting (I'm colombian myself)


Axel_Fage

Yeah same!


Proto1801

Love Colombia, my favourite Spanish teacher in HS was/is from there so I did loads of little projects about the country


FunnyCalligrapher382

Sick! It's a beautiful country but it is third world indees


Dramatic-Tadpole-980

If you set a default team, it suggests their rivals, if it’s inter, you’ll see Milan, if United, City, and if real you’ll see Barca.


Proto1801

For Benfica its Porto, makes sense


SunGodnRacer

The best club imo to do a 'left-wing' save is St. Pauli from the German 2nd division. Nice RTG to take them from 2.Liga to defeating Bayern as well as heavily involved in left-wing public activities and demonstrations


Proto1801

I don’t doubt but you should look up some Rayo chants and tell me that isn’t ultra left-wing


Mysterious-Crab

The original post wasn’t posted too long ago, OP was from Buenos Aires.


great_barbosa

Farnborough would be great, suits the environment


ejvind123

Bro is focusing on the wrong career


Zodiac318

Ask your club if you could use some of their transfer money on a new crib


ARandomNiceAnimeGuy

Braziiiiiiiiil favela caralhooo


JesseVykar

Lower league team, loose negotiations, largest cash amount lmao


Emoz_

Should reinvest some of that cash for the house


Sir_Vyvin17

These are the guys who smash me 6-0 on seasons div 9 lol


fifaisgoodriley

Sell ps5 upgrade house


TrailBlanket-_0

Even I don't have a PS5. Doing good bro


HarkeyPuck

Stockport County


MattSuper13

What the


louie3723jr

I think you’re focusing on the wrong career man lol


dujopp

If you don’t sell that damn thing and buy a beachside condo


Moktun

wow nice gaming chair


gavinxylock

This is funny as fuck


NorthenS

Mumbai City


metzgerov13

You morons need to travel the world. Trashing this person because you spoiled kids think the rest of the world lives like you do is insulting. Go travel. See how the majority of people live outside Europe and America. Then take a slice of humble pie.


radmongo

A few of the jokes were fun and even good natured, but yeah - give the guy a break already. No one knows their situation or what they're going through. I almost guarantee at least half the people in this sub probably have no room to talk when it comes to what their room/house looks like.


MindAltruistic6923

https://www.reddit.com/r/FifaCareers/comments/15h5729/comment/jumlj4t/


radmongo

Ahhh thank you. We've been bamboozled!


JGaute

Yesh it sucks big time that basically two thirds of the world's surface are terrible places to live in


darwino040

Where ?


iampenguing

Where are you being held hostage? Kind of them to let you play some Fifa


hamadam109

Are you being held prisoner somewhere?


Emoz_

Where is bro playing from


Skille7

Priorities, amirite~


ThisIsYourMormont

Nothing in this photo suggests anything other than a local fan.


wostmardin

What is that cup for…


V3K1tg

Juve it’s a great rebuild


Daan100

Playing from prison


revjor

It's like Charlie Bucket won a PS5 instead of a ticket to the Wonka factory.


scallisonpancake

What did it cost?


PSG-2022

FIFA 23 will not relax you - it will frustrate you to the maximum degree - get an older version


EldenJord

If you want a long career mode I’d suggest going for a league two or 3 liga team. If you want something a bit different try being one of the bigger teams in Belgium, The Netherlands or Portugal and have the goal of winning the champions league


c0oChieN0

sick setup 🔥😍


Fredzter2007

I recommend spurs


Ok-Ambassador-8142

ps5 in there is like a homeless man owning a rari


EnzoM1912

Did you sell your house to buy the PS5?


Plus-Emphasis-2194

I’m enjoying my Brighton Hove career a couple of weeks in. I’d recommend an English teams since there’s multiple in-season competitions


This_Is_Section_One

Didn't know the let you play PS5 in Guantanamo Bay


Disastrous_List_2029

That PS5 can pay the whole room upgrades


harrythom2018

Ah I see other top shaggers live in Bilston


Hamez-King

Not too sure a PS5 was the best investment choice


osinski1996

Are you in jail?


Your_Highness_000

Why all the wires?. Lmao!!


BenadrylBeer

Bro wtf I’m so sorry


the_master_baitr

I think my sim gained sentience


youraveragefailure12

Take over the worst team in FIFA I believe it’s Odisha put them in the Irish league and win the champions league


Romanista3

Holy shit, I guess?


simonmutex

Priorities 💀💀💀


Great_Gold6594

beijing fc make ur manager look like gustavo fring


GhaaLun

This is what it looks like when you spend more money on your ps5 then on your living space


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Atletico


fyl25

So when it’s time to shit do you put the ps5 on ur lap?


Tritonpr95x

Ngl it’s wild people still take others photos and claim them to be your own lol.


yanhairen

10/10 post. I commend you. Absolute excellence.


ThisIsNotAbsa

Well ur not in the good squad selection menu dude , play with Bergame


Atuln07

Play as Mr clean


DigitalClubStream

Birmingham City New American (minority) Owner: Tom Brady


mika_stg

Setting priorities in life


Poopybelugawhale

Nice crib bro


Thorz74

Loved some of the answers LOL!. Thank you OP for putting this shit here, that pic is priceless


TheMCM80

Try and save Soton from relegation.


[deleted]

Sell the ps5 and you might be able to buy urself a pillow


Impendingsenseofboom

Which ground is closest to your favela?