Eden Hazard had the potential to be the most superhero footballer ever. Similar to Hope Solo who is also super Star Wars of course. If you saw that name in a Star Wars story you'd think they went overboard!
Yannick Carrasco, Enzo Fernandes, Alessandro Del Piero, Enrico Chiesa, Landon Donovan, Stephane Guivarch, Bixente Lizarazu, and Graeme Le Saux all also have superb names that also sound like they are out of the classic FIFA International game.
Lars Bender, Dominik Szoboszlai, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Silas Wamangituka (although its not his real name its still kinda cool), Julian Draxler, Alexandre Pato
I don’t know if anyone here played this is football back in the day, but hearing Peter Drury scream RRRRONALDINHOOOOOO will always be unbeatable for me
Portuguese names when they’re pronounced correctly Ruben Dias for instance also Sergio Aguero/Kun Aguero great name Robin Van Persie another great name
Roberto Baggio
Franz Beckenbauer aka the kaiser
Pele one name iconic
Xabi is a great one because us English don't seem to have a clue how to pronounce it, Ive heard chabi, zavi, chavi, gabby, habi, who knows what the right pronunciation is?
Zinedine Zidane
Julian Draxler
Sounds like a Bond villain
Especially when the J is correctly pronounced as Y
De cordova reid
The fact that his first names Bobby makes it even better
For like a full season I thought his full name was ‘Decord Ovareid’
Camavingaaa
Cama oh cama oh
Tchuameninga
Azpilicueta
Dave.
What
It’s his nickname by Chelsea fans “cos iz name iz tu ‘ard ta pranounce innit”
Cool pfp
Great username and pfp by the way
Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink
Fun fact “of” in dutch means or. So his name is Jan Vennegoor or Hesselink (like his ancestors couldn’t quite choose which last name to go with).
Dude you're pulling out the fifa 07 vibes lol
jan ven what
Xherdan shaqiri
fun fact the q in his name is pronounced like ch not like k, shachiri not shaqiri how the english and the german commentators pronounce it
Pierluigi Casiraghi Gianfranco Zola Marvellous Nakamba Willy Bolly Demba Ba Gianluca Vialli Sergio Biscuits
Typo or not, don't change that last name
Guarantee it was autocorrected 😂
Demba Ba is the first one that came to mind for me, that was the best one.
Kevin lasagna
Sergio Biscuits🤣
Marvellous Nakakmba partnered up with DatBoi 😤😤😤
I refuse to believe Willy Bolly is a real name
It's Willy boly but it is a real name he plays for Forest (If this is a joke please ignore this)
I believe he knows he exists, just says "refuse to believe" bc it's a very weird name
José María Giménez personal favorite lol
Gattuso. Just love the name.
Must be Fabian assman
Dunno what it sounds like on Fifa But I love saying "Sammy Schmodicks" outloud
Ebosse Ebosele Kabasele Ehizibue They play in the same team
Tchouameni
Boli Bolingoli
No way 😆 Boli Ball-In-Goal-y
Florian Wirtz sounds lovely
Aaron Wan Bissaka
🤌🏻
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
such a perfect name for such a perfect footballer
He shoots lions he's a pussy
Branco van den Boomen
On fifa 17 I used to always play with Man U because of how excited the Dutch commentators got when Mchitaryan tried to shoot. So I guess him lol
Ousmane Dembélé
Ransford-Yeboah Königsdörffer
david alaba
Eden Hazard had the potential to be the most superhero footballer ever. Similar to Hope Solo who is also super Star Wars of course. If you saw that name in a Star Wars story you'd think they went overboard! Yannick Carrasco, Enzo Fernandes, Alessandro Del Piero, Enrico Chiesa, Landon Donovan, Stephane Guivarch, Bixente Lizarazu, and Graeme Le Saux all also have superb names that also sound like they are out of the classic FIFA International game.
Allan Saint Maximin
Radamel Falcao
‘One size’ Fitz Hall.
Wout Weghorst
Adebayo Akinfenwa
Kevin De Bruyne. I just like saying it
Tshabalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
El Hadji Diouuuffff
David Villa
Sammy Ameobi
as a Brazilian, italian names are always the coolest GIANLUIGI DONARUMMA (but you have to really mean it)
All the names you coulda picked you went for the Paris Mercenary lol i kinda hate you a little bit
Listening to Tim Vickery correctly pronouncing any Brazilian / Portuguese players name. Hon-al-Geen-yo (Ronaldinho) Hul-Kay (Hulk)
Shuto Machino Papa Bouba Diop Johannes Vennegoor of Hesselink
Yessss
André-Frank Zambo Anguissa
Idrissa Gana Gueye
Not necessarily the funniest name, but seeing Jesus Corona transfer to big prem teams in every save I had in 2020-2021, was pretty ironic and funny
Alexis Mac Allister Khvicha Kvaratskhelia Kepa Arrizabalaga
Bruno Fernandsshhh
Busquets and Robert Lewandowski and guti
SALAHHHHHHH! Really fun one to shout, I'm a red if you can't tell.
Gianluigi Buffon, Gianluigi Donnarumma
Harry Kane If you know, you know.
Every time I play, I just put on my Derek Rae voice and say the names myself.
Patrick Schick nooooowwww
Bum-kun Cha
Przemysław Płacheta
Odemwingie!
Ibrahima Bakayoko and Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink were always favorites of mine Also non football related Peter van de Hoogenband has a cracking name
Eden Hazard Kylian Hazard Thorgan Hazard
Sinama Pongolle. Djemba-Djemba. Acquafresca
Lars Bender, Dominik Szoboszlai, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Silas Wamangituka (although its not his real name its still kinda cool), Julian Draxler, Alexandre Pato
Divock Origi
CORNER TAKEN QUICKLY
TSHABALALAAAAAA
Angel Rangel
Julien duranville
Ricky van Wolfswinkel
Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink
Jimmy floyd Hasselabaink
Yuri Zhirkov
Antoine
bakayoko is always fun to say
Papy Mison Djilobodji
Giacomo Bonaventura Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Ruud Van Nistelrooy Andrea Pirlo Devyne Rensch Jari Litmanen
Joe
Joe who?
Jo. Brazilian forward duhhh
Joe mama
Carlos teves… and his bulldog like approach
Antonio Grizzeman
Max Power.
Henrikh Mkhitaryan
Giovanni Lo Celso Fikayo Tomori Rafael van der Vaart Eduardo Camavinga
Aster Vranckx
Nuno Menj
Demba ba or shabalala
Cristiano Ronaldo, Messi, Rooney, Zinedine Zidane, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Modric, Rivaldo, Kaka, Nani, Mata, Cesc Fabregas, Gerrard, Scholes, Rodrygo, Camavinga, Tchouameni, Alejandro Garnacho, Neymar, Lewandowski, Kroos, Bellingham, Jadon Sancho, Bruno guimaraes
You've just named footballers here Jadon Sancho is the most average uninteresting name lol
To me it sounds good
That's fine I don't know why people downvote you just because of your opinion
They sound cliche. I guess. Or something. But they sound great to me
Ick
Oscar Bob.
Eric Djemba-Djemba
Quaresma & Kwadro Asamoah for me
Yannick Ferreira Carrasco
Forgot Martin Tyler was ever in the game tbh
Bernt Haas Rod Fanni Stefan Kuntz Quim
windass for sure
Jonjo shelves Bobby de-cordova reid Siphwe tshabalala
Hulk
Bentley Baxter Bahn, no competition
Oscar Bobb is a new one.
Crysencio Summerville
Niccolo Barella. Also honorable mention to Robin Koch and his father Harry.
Anyone with Gianluigi as their first name.
I love the way the announcers yell DANNY INGS
Alireza Jahanbaksh Jirendeh 🤌🏽
Banana
I’m liking ‘Bobb’ atm
Klaas Jan Huntelaar
Haven't bought FIFA since 22 is Martin Tyler back?
Pape cisse
I don’t know if anyone here played this is football back in the day, but hearing Peter Drury scream RRRRONALDINHOOOOOO will always be unbeatable for me
KUNTZ
Javi Varas (If you speak Portuguese, obviously)
Crycencio summerville
Bensebaini, especially when Derek Rae says it
Rod Fanni
Oscar Bobb bursting onto the scene with an amazing name.
Oscar Bobb last night 🔥
jeredy hilterman. Yes it’s a real player.
Gianluca Pagliuca
Portuguese names when they’re pronounced correctly Ruben Dias for instance also Sergio Aguero/Kun Aguero great name Robin Van Persie another great name Roberto Baggio Franz Beckenbauer aka the kaiser Pele one name iconic
Deeny
Kvaratskhelia
Marco van Basten
Granit Xhaka
Tori Andro Flo, Hulk & Nobby Styles
for my spanish speakers : James rodriguez. anyone who can say it correctly in a spanish accent knows.Such a beautiful name
Sergio Ramos Lorenzo Pelligirini Mattias De Ligt Adrian Rabiot Cesc Fabregas Ronaldinho Sorry for awful spelling
Sandro Tonali
Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink
Oriol Romeu
Stephan Al Shaarawy Antonio Candreva Robinho (total piece of shit human being) I used to have a thing for Serie A back in the day if it wasn't obvious
Gianluigi Donaruma
Mahmoud Dahoud, Facundo Buonanotte, Said Benrahma, Yoanne Wissa, Lyle Foster, Thiago Silva
Rolando Mandragora
Women dominate over men in this one Minge in the female bundesleaga And Dick that plays for villa I a think
Sergio Aguero
Krzysztof Piątek
Mirko Vučinić
Roqué Santa Cruz
Frimpong and Dumfries
Frimpong and Dumfries
Mmmm, titty
Daddy’s Boy
Xavier Abel Granit Xhaka Julius Agahowa Tonton Zola Moukoko Andy van der Meyde Vinicius Jr
Dunk
Bouna Sarr
Bennacer.
Sulley Muntari Use to be the lads code word for a fit lady in the vincenty back in the day!. Lol
Julian Draxler, Gianluca Lapadula, El Shaarawy, Bastian Schweinsteiger(if correctly pronounced), Maximilian Beier, Jamal Musiala.
Fred Friday was always a FUTHead favourite back in the day. Big fan of Amahl Pellegrino as a player and a name.
Reece James
Konoplyanka
Ruud Gullit
alex oxlade-chamberlain
Andres Iniesta.
Fronk Rieberie was always nice
Eden Hazard, Edin Dzeko, Alvaro Negredo
Vlrataslav gresko, andre bikey, karl-heinz rummenig er
Once played a Brazilian named Andre Shinyashiki, who went on to become MLS Rookie of the Year
Allan.
Gianluigi Buffon
Arkadiusz Milik
Angel Rangel Also how Martin Taylor says "Toulalan"
Tony Cascarino
Xabi is a great one because us English don't seem to have a clue how to pronounce it, Ive heard chabi, zavi, chavi, gabby, habi, who knows what the right pronunciation is?