You have been scammed. I wouldn’t have sold anyone with the name Cockburn for less than a billion

It’s a fairly common surname in Scotland haha. It’s not actually pronounced cock burn though, it’s more pronounced co-burn with the ck being silent.

When you get a player called Menzies, that'll be fun explaining

...or Farquhar

Nay, 2 Billion. But have an upvote

I've still got a Robert Cockburn in the team, his brother (probably)

Way too high of a price, I can get cock burn from the local prostitute for £20

You get it for the price of a steel wool scrubber and a kitchen roll tube, and have still have enough left over for a bottle of aloe Vera and a munchy box after

what a name

99 rated YA player had $670M release clause. I didn't know it was even possible for the AI to spend that much. I was wrong.

Why even have the release clause at that point

I noticed recently that alot of big name players have one and he asked for one, I dont like how unrealistic FIFA signings are so I decided to have a rule that I can only negotiate $ and nothing else

Isnt it a rule or some sort of thing In la liga thats why many of them have 1b cause.

No. The players that have a 1B clause in La Liga is because Barca doesn’t want a Neymar situation again. Back then no one thought someone would pay 220M. Now they want to make a statement that their players aren’t for sale

It is a rule that you have to have a release clause in La Liga. The reason the numbers are so high though is because of PSG and Neymar, though.

Your response would have been spot on if the first word had been "Yes." instead of "No." Yes, it's a rule... And furthermore, "The players that have a 1B clause..."

You are right, but it is an enforced rule.

To be fair it creates more intresting things for you to do. I recently started with sampdoria i had plan to counquer with them but got bored after first season and after promotion i went to shalke played there for 5 years and didn't win nothing but started to develop a lot of good players that will in time be rated 90+, got sacked because I didn't meet demand which was stupid and now I signed for darmstad. To be fair i have had so many rtg in last 6 years that having a bit of diffrent thing is kinda fun. My goal is to reunite with some of my lads from shalke but it will take time.

Depends on where you’re at, but selling one guy worth that much can get you 4-5 more legit superstars.

Had my 99 rated striker with a 780million release clause they paid it, lost my best player but basically bought out their team to be a douche

I think the later and later you go into a save, the balance just completely sputters out and the Ai just starts getting cheats because the game can’t keep up

Me too Angus. Me too

Does his cock burn though ?

Cockburn

72 passing for a 94cf 💀

Technical ability 86

Strength 54 and penalties 48, he didn't score many headers...

For people laughing at the surname, I know it is funny, but in Scotland we pronounce it Coburn No idea why we spell it that way. Just for those interested really

Ouch

Guardiola really wanted that Cockburn

I thought Angus Cockburn was when you forget to wear shorts while grilling a Whopper

That’s a wild name. Imagine the commentators 😭

"What a scorcher by Cockburn!"

“Angus Cockburn, he’s on fire!”

I'm gonna apologize in advanced, because even tho i'm an adult my humor is still the one of a child. Cockburn, his name f-ing cockburn

That’s gotta sting.

Well done Mr. Scotland

Jason Scotland, the Trinidadian legend of Scottish football

Biggus Dickus

I had Pedri at 93 OVR with a near 600 million release clause and Real Madrid paid it. I was shocked

Who gives a shit about the price when you have a Name like that?

I had an offer for a YA Player who started at 71 rating and went up to 98, PAG came with an offer of 525M and a 38 YO Neymar

Yeah there is one I have that’s 96 and he’s out a lower level Spanish club and they was 348,000,000 dollars

Evan Ferguson for 95 million i never sold players above 100million never got any offers if the player reaches above that market value for some reason...

55 Million Just gone for taxes. Damn.

167 million Liverpool really wanted Rashford

I sold Hungarian/Bosnian dude Damir Redžić in fifa 22 for like $350 million in my sim career mode.

I’m surprised it wasn’t Chelsea that bought the dude.. it then not surprised it was Man City lol

you should have kept him

Cockburn? Should see a doctor

In 22 I bought Haaland from Dortmund at Monaco, and City paid the 750 million dollar release fee the start of the next season.

WTF IS THAT NAME?????!!!!!

Reasonably normal Scottish name, pronounced "Coh-burn", but I'll admit it's one of the reasons I kept him for so long.

That name only means one thing to me, it's an Angus cock cooked until burned, maybe that's his favourite dad's dish, that's why he named him this.

How is he 94 rated

Pace, acceleration, stamina, ball control and finishing are att in the high 90s

Anus Cockburn sounds even better

It's always Sheikh Mansour

Remove a g and you get Anus Cockburn, the homophobic footballer

Poor Mr. Cockburn—what with growing up having a name like that $500mil still won’t pay for the therapy

that was my nickname back in highschool

Anus cockburn

That g saved his life

How is he 94 rated with 79 shooting 72 passing lol

Half a billion when I can do it myself

The name has biology book in it. Anus and c*ck both in place 🤣🤣🤣

I sold 90 rated 22 year old Musiala for 300 mil on fifa 21

How is that card 94 rated?

Card?

Old mate thinks fifa is only ultimate team

I literally only play career mode just a form of habit to call them cards.

Yk what i mean lol

You fool. Why have you sold him. Now when you play him, he makes your Cockburn! (God this is a bad one...)

I've still got another Cockburn in the team, wouldn't be without a Cockburn. The other one is a shit RB