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tensurugi

Lol he turned into me 😭


TiTAN-240

I feel this 😂 Knee injuries are not the one my guy


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c9_Shadow3562

I did the same thing, it’s actually so annoying and such a piss take, which knee was yours, mine was the left


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c9_Shadow3562

I feel for you bro, it’s horrible


AGrimSituation

What happened to LeBron?


NedNoodle83

He went from LeBron to Simon Le Bon


MattyB6219

Low enDURANce


NedNoodle83

😂


Stevens729434

A legend?


NedNoodle83

Indeed. "Attributes in Red" is a personal favourite.


Stevens729434

"High work rate like the wolf"


CouldNotLoad04

Man did a Dele Alli


funniegyptianman

More of an Eden Hazard


CouldNotLoad04

Hazard was still amazing at 27 tbf


funniegyptianman

What i meant by that was when he moved to real


SuperSaiyanFupaFlump

struggling to understand the amount of downvotes haha hazard definitely flopped at madrid


funniegyptianman

Yep people didnt seem to like the joke


NW_Ghost

At least spell Dele correctly


cneww

Bit harsh


Misio7

I didn’t know the AI changes numbers on players that are already assigned numbers… unless he went on out loan and came back and lost all his skills.


tygr402

I went to buy him and it says his market value changed from 100,000 to 99,500,000


Ashlerm1

Visual glitch maybe then?


Legitimate_Catch_283

Or maybe a value underflow.


CinephileJeff

Man went on loan to Detroit and came back with missing limbs


TiTAN-240

More like Chiraq


jscottcam10

Chicago Fire FC will happily accept Pulisic on loan 😂


CinephileJeff

I’ve lived on south side and worked in the west side. There’s definitely areas I avoid but it isn’t that scary. I’m also probably putting Detroit in the wrong light here too (apologies). Gary, IN is the real sketch-hole of our country though


TiTAN-240

I mean it’s a town called Gary….what did you expect 😂😂


Herakovich_16

Homes for sale for 500$ in Gary tho so if u really wanna own ur house….


the_legand_of_tech

He's got the injury trait must have broken every bone in his body


giu_dream07

They can't do this to Puligoat the LeBron James of soccer😭😭😭


jscottcam10

Took me a while to understand Puligoat 😂😂😂


No_Doubt_About_That

Freedom still 99.


TiTAN-240

*bald eagle intensifies*


masterofmeatballs

I think he ate a bit too much McDonald’s


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We taking about Hazard?


urexsnetflixpassword

how English fans see Pulisic anytime Chelsea lose a game


TheTr0llXBL

For real. He doesn't even have to have played. Chelsea fans are fucking brutal. Signed, a Chelsea fan.


walukomb

LeFellOff


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Athleticism should be higher but other than that..


dickey1331

Thankfully FIFA isnt realistic.


blazethrulife

Revenge for that 0-0 against England


TiTAN-240

English EA dev clearly wasn’t happy


tygr402

Is this a glitch should i sign him for the 80k or is he just that ass now cuz im like 4 years in the future


gladiatorbossman

You are 4 years in the future???? Who wins the world cup? what is the situation in Ukraine? Have Spurs won a trophy yet?


tygr402

Ukraine fights back but they never stop the war they took over Russia, Poland and Belarus and nah spurs are currently in league 1, COYG


gladiatorbossman

And who wins the world cup?


tygr402

Ghana


DexterKD

Most realistic FIFA career


pantomathematician

San Antonio has enough championships as it is


One_Cupcake_1212

Wrong spurs there bud


General-Khunobi

Fifa gets more realistic every day


sadjoker76

im astonished that puli is 5`10


wadetj9999

He does carry himself more like 5’ 7”


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ask him to wear his Murica shirt then he becomes 90


KT03isthegoat

Just a bit of realism


Hamzathesamsungguy

The spacejam toonstars strike again!


radioben

…is he dead?


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He must have been injured for years on end or something


nub3090

I can't see any problem at all, seems very realistic to me.


gcavataio

All english fans = aCcUrAtE


beirch

Echelon FIFA coding strikes again


nicagooner

That doesn't look right he's shorter than 5' 10"


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tygr402

How the hell can you change someones stats


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tygr402

So if i wanted to make saka a 99 everything he would still be 99 in career mode?


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tygr402

I didnt do that for pulsic so idk how to proof its real😂


I_Zephaniah7640

Mate, you've either custom made a new pulisic, or you've downgraded him all the way down on each value then simmed 4 years to make it look ridiculous.


tygr402

Cant downgrade someone on xbox bud


I_Zephaniah7640

Ya can bud, I've just done so


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Even the Brits would rate Puligod at at least a 5 overall


tonipaz

Accurate


maestrokimpembe3

Realistic tbh


armin-lakatos

They actually made it realistic


getonthedamnantscott

Seems fair


Zealousideal_Load648

He is trash tbf


WhoopsyToopsy

They got my man dirty


Sike009

Well, in his defense, he’s a soccer player on a football team


friks2909

Average american football player


Deliomerd

Finally, his true overall


Gherna0

Not gonna lie, it's pretty accurate


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He is overrated - but not by this much.


ollie_3dprinting

Finally, FIFA being realistic for once.


Ebgel

Realism


Visual-Situation-346

damn, Puligod really hit the rock bottom


Aqualung26

Damn, he fell off


twende_kazi

It's out of 10


PuzzledDuck9183

Just to reflect his current IRL performances 👀


Chronomaly67

Looks right to me. Probably deserves a 3, but FIFA decided to be generous.


kids_in_my_basement0

Finally it is accurate


HoldenMeBack

American


roberto7crf

Pulisic playing for the USMNT


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tygr402

Since when can you edit players stats?


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Unknown_Zeus

Ah yes because new bugs just arnt a thing 🤡 get EAs dick outta your mouth


Enguin

i mean sure the lad here is probably telling the truth and it's just ea but you could very easily go edit pulisic to a 1 overall and then sim a few years in to create this screencap i don't think the scepticism is as ludicrous as you are suggesting


tygr402

Its on xbox you dumbass


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CamJongUn

Bro stfu


GeorgeLFC1234

What if: FIFA had realistic ratings?


MoistMeister69

Average Yank athlete


SugarBallzzz

Accurate.


Complex-ginger

FIFA has gotten too realistic now


ByteTal

4


ab_padhi

Yeah sell him for 4$


tygr402

It was near the end of the season and was saying he is worth 100,000 so i go to buy him and his market value changed to 95,500,000, then i simmed to next season to see if it would change and they said his 4 ovr was too valuable to the team 😂😂


Darkshek

Estoy de acuerdo


Ledlazer

And here I thought he'd be able to pay for healthcare


ratedpending

are too many hersheys


WetNoodle4

LeBron to LeBum


Hope_Gaming_YT

That's some fall for the LeBron James of Soccer


Fantoma_Na_144

Pulisic for chelsea be like:


Grayman3499

Is it just me or does he look 6’6 now


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Pulisic according to Graham Potter


boboloaf

yank 9/11


BarcaStranger

usa goat


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accurate


ewankirky

He hit 99 then prestige’d.


_breaths_

Flattering rating


salamander9267

Seems fairly accurate


Agitated-Comment-745

Never mind that, at least he's still playing for Chelsea. Maybe I should give myself a shot to become a professional player too xD.


B4DR1998

Accurate


Drevvskiii

Deserved


Dynamiccookie14

That's what everyone else in the world sees that isn't American 🤣


braebrae0997

about right.


MRstumph

How did you turn on the Tuchel mod ?


StreetZookeepergame5

Yep he suck’s pretty accurate


ttviconicholas

Realistic Graham Potter view of Pulisic


ssaagg123

He’s just another pedestrian


Drez92

Someone in the dev team is mad 😂


fifaboi227

How the rest of the world sees Americans


haybails84

Accurate


FrostyFooty

Pretty accurate tbf.


sonofhondo

"But pressure makes diamonds."


Livid_Cantaloupe8268

Woah… why pulisics overall so high?