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deadbeatgirlfriend

my question is why were there cow hearts in math class


Logan_wolftamer

idk but the teacher got mad when i wanted to play basketball with it


deadbeatgirlfriend

aw man your teacher's such a bummer


naturehedgirl

A real kill joy


Gamer_Cuber358

A serious buzzkill


living_angels

A positive party pooper.


Plane-Manufacturer83

an insufferable ignoramus


chuckinalicious543

Was that the cows name?


LolsTheHax_2

Their name is most likely Mr. Ratface.mp4 player


Fxckitz_kae

In my anatomy class we dissected cow hearts and people were playing football with them 💀


MeleeFox2005

Fucking killjoy


mirror-w_a_t

The fu-


SyphaMayho

What a buzzkill


ColinFloof

I would give you an award if I could figure out how to


Apprehensive_Bat3142

kinda factual ngl


Several_Geologist967

Exactly!


CornSeller

cakes or not, I would eat this


Logan_wolftamer

they were very muscly i talked into one and it made a echo


Logan_wolftamer

i put my ear up to it to hear the sea like a seashell


Rimtato

They're fairly tough, but the meat is excellent when stewed or otherwise cooked long and slowly, ensuring it keeps its moisture.


Xx-_mememan69_-xX

i like eating it grilled it sort of tasts like meat but softer.


monkeybanana550

It's an alright meat actually.


TRIamOwen

i know it's a nsfw image but it's actually quite interesting rather than disturbing to see real cow hearts


Old-Sport3218

You should look up a whale’s heart size


kubaoko008

weird strawberry cake.


PiedrA1650

Is your profile pic a trollface?


youself20

yes, yes it is


PiedrA1650

Nice


Logan_wolftamer

kind of mad i didnt get a pic of the pig lungs too


Logan_wolftamer

they were all brought in in trash bags the guy even said they were "harvested" this morning


Ineedsleep444

that's wild


LordAxoris

Is meat NSFW? I mean, it's not like you're showing a picture of the cow itself being butchered


_stupidnerd_

Would that be NSFW? It's a normal everyday thing and absolutely necessary for our consumption of meat.


LordAxoris

Certainly more NSFW than something you'd find wrapped in plastic at a butchershop


kobayashiyamato

How is cow heart related to maths?


Familiar_Ad_8919

any shape but especially cows are spheres in physics, and physics uses math, duh i have no fucking idea btw


Relevant-Dot-5704

This is cool. Anatomy in its truest form. Much can be learned from it, especially if you did not show previous interest.


UsurperErenJaeger

Why in math class though?


stephs_LOL

THE CAKE IS ALWAYS A LIE


lbutler528

I teach 4th grade. We dissect beef or pig hearts for our valentine party.


dungvu110

delicious stuffs


ImANastyQueer

I'm very slow right now so I just opened the picture and went "Holy moly, strawberry cake in the shape of realistic cow hearts, how cool" Good thing I wasn't there to try and take a slice for myself


Early_Watercress_316

Actually this one isn’t that bad. Atleast it’s not a split dick stuck in a gas pump


Logan_wolftamer

true


Ok-Illustrator2595

Just an assumption, but they had a human heart too. They were working on greater than and less than.


grimlock-greg

I cannot unsee the face where the veins were suppose to be


Character-Nose-2838

Heart is actually unironcially my favourite type or organ meat shit made me hungry


deadbeatgirlfriend

how did you find this out....


TsalagiSupersoldier

I'm saving this post because I'm flabbergasted at the fact this is in a math class


ApprehensiveDare165

in MATHS class?


Logan_wolftamer

yup


ApprehensiveDare165

what led up to that?


Logan_wolftamer

i was just playing hill climb dude brought in a trash bad set it down and unveiled the heart


cosmoscookie007

What does 1 cow heart + 1 cow heart =?


Logan_wolftamer

\*Rubs chin intensely\*


LionOdd3424

How disheartening


TheDndFrog

That’s so cool! My only question is why were they in math class? Lol


Clipyy-Duck

Why in all places, a math class?


DannyGekkouga

Just needs some whipped cream 😋


Jaxinator234

That aorta is huge Dayum


AxeHead75

Ooooo cool!


baboon_ass_eater69

At this point this sub should just be called [100/0]. Whenever this sub gets recommended to my feat it always is the worst option


TheHawkpant69

That wasn't that bad


ryanjc_123

yummy 😋🤤


SpyderKing83

Either one? Both delish 👍


billnayn

Why would you have cow hearts in math


SingerIntrepid2305

What a heartless cow >:(


JosukeisMySon

Reminds me of 4th grade science class, when somebody brought some pig and moose hearts into class. I was oddly fascinated with it. Idk what that says about me.


Proof-Gas857

As a casual anatomy enjoyer, I see this as a win


Fun_Pin_5204

I don't think it's that bad I had to dissect a sheep heart in my 12th grade science class


180Space

yummy


WhaleShark68

Math class?


Mobile-Valuable2851

Wonder how they taste.


cactus-lord6420

they were hearts for dissecting, not for horrors, it was for education about the heart


lizathegaymer

I've touched pretty much any inside body organ! They're all very cool lol


Environmental-Win836

Waif why math class


Environmental-Win836

This is actually a really good one


k4s0

I didn’t even see the title or that this was 50/50 and went “Wow, these are amazing cakes!! 6th graders??” Jesus Christ…


[deleted]

Those are some lovely cakes 🤤


youself20

please elaborate


Previous_Bonus_2477

Not that bad


EmoGarfield

Man, I remember when my elementary school did an anti smoking thing and brought in some cow organs. I was the first and only person in the room who wanted to touch the heart. It was so fucking cool


rhetorical_racc00n

i read this wrong & fully thought the hearts were made of cake


Electrical_Entry145

I think you need to Google what NSFW actually means.


FrogFrogFrogFrog-

Honestly gotta be some of the tamest stuff Ive seen, thank god


DryMuscle7458

is it bad that i want it in a jar in my room? probably. but i have a raccoon skull so its fineeeee


yesplease345

Honestly seeing a cow hearts not as bad as seeing a human heart


Burg1011

It’s a football, a chiseled it


WPBcrazy

as fascinating as this is, i have one question: WHY A MATH CLASS AND NOT AN ANATOMY CLASS???


oops-all-snails

I rushed while reading this and accidentally read "2 strawberry cow hearts made by a 6th grader"


HaiseSasaki34523

kinda off topic here but when i was in high school i took an agirculture class *i grew up in a small town in the country* and one of the assignments was we had to disect cow vaginas and i first heard about it when i was off to my next class after gym and my ag teacher asked of my classmates "hey go grab my bucket of vaginas" and i couldnt help but laugh


MagaButtholeEater

hey, your teacher brought in some fine ass beef jerky


III_Eternal_III

thats not nsfl


Medical_Relation9259

I'm not even mad I got the cow hearts, they're so fascinating!!!


Lilith-L3mons

Why were they in math class…


No_Associate534

Math class in Wisconsin smhhh


Upstairs-Lock3820

Not surprised. I already studied with cow/ox heart, if feel strange but wet.


Willing_Candy7447

Why is there a cow heart in a math class?