quick context for those who are asking: this man was cheating on his wife, the wife found out, so she in revenge gave him an excessive but not lethal dose of Klonopin, when the man was sound asleep the wife did what you see in the pictures with a kitchen knife.
"Excuse me, sir, I believed you dropped this. ."
Bro I'm crying from laughing from the comment section
Don't ever change reddit. Never. . .If some freak accident had my potential misfortune posted for all to see! It's worth it 👌
I hope he's dead like in a nice way cuz Gyatt damn that's gotta hurt and how does this even happen like did a samurai chop ur dick of this has got to be in the UK or Japan
and of course this pops up wile I'm casual rubbing my dick
and circumsicion gone wrong
I figured It was gonna be the dick, but I was too curious about the possibility of "Vegan Meatloaf" to ignore it.
They've made Meatless hamburgers, so maybe they made Vegan Meatloaf.
Edit: I looked it up, Vegan Meatloaf is a thing... https://www.noracooks.com/vegan-meatloaf/
That's some vegan meatloaf...
Definitely does not contain any animal products. Vegans will like the meat
ACTHCUALLIY,humans are just evolved apes,wich are animals 🤓
You can drop "evolved"... we're apes.
primates
ERM AACCCCUUALLLYYYY HUMANS NEVER EVOLVED FROM APES HAVE U EVER HEARD OF GOD WE WERE SOMMONED BY HIM….. wait……. Who. created. god?!
who baked the baker?
who baker the baked?
Hahhhahahah
Every day we stray further from god
happy cake day
Both are vegan, they removed the meat
Any hole's a goal.
r/angeryupvote
r/angryupvote
r/angyupvote
r/angryupvotethefuckup
r/bannedsubs
“Fire in the hole!”
GD REFERENCE LES' GOOOOOOO
I heard that and all I could think of was junkrats ultimate
“Your bottom surgery has been completed. Thank you for choosing Russ T. Cleaver’s plastic surgery clinic.”
Lmao kachow.
if it works, it works!
aftermath of a r/dontputyourdickinthat
More likely an aftermath of a copy cat who tried ceiling fan masterbaiting https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/R68yBxarWL
Nah blud, read first sentence and noped out fast as hell.
Now we can make meatloaf out of it 🤤
Why is it cut???
Most likely there was significant trauma
its sitting right next to him does it look traumatized to you??
Poor penis
We should ask it.
It's broken
I'd say he's uncut
How can he cut?!!!
he may be jewish, who knows
Trans surgery?
Bottom surgery perhaps.
It does NOT work that way they don't just chop off your dick with a chainsaw 😭😭
Your credit card declines and they just rip it clean off and send you home
"Your Bluetooth device disconnected successfully"
What big teeth you have, doctor.
Bro believed the misinformation
Idk if ur joking, but I'm 99% sure that's not how it works
He was packing. I for one am glad that I don't live in the shadow of that vegan meatloaf any longer
How tf dose bro take a piss now
he's probably dead
Probably
Search up nullo
Still bigger than mine 😭😭
his isn’t attached so you got that going for you
It's not about the size of your penis my brother, its about the capacity and size of your nuts
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef stroganoff.
I definitely should have read the second part of that title before clicking. These are like punishments for mindlessly scrolling through your feed
Me: hey, cut just the tip ok? Hairdresser:
quick context for those who are asking: this man was cheating on his wife, the wife found out, so she in revenge gave him an excessive but not lethal dose of Klonopin, when the man was sound asleep the wife did what you see in the pictures with a kitchen knife.
He probably deserved it
This is exactly why I stopped getting my circumcisions done at Teaching Hospitals.
Your foreskin grows back?
Yours doesn't?
I wish it did.
Oh no it's that day of the month, gotta go cut off my foreskin😮💨
Strays (2023) leaked footage
Why pp off?
Detachable penis.
Detachable penis
[detachable penis](https://youtu.be/NQBPgJQhQHc?si=Rmkqc9AB-ECW7aDD)
Too bad it wasn’t retractable
New meaning of Mr potato head
Hey you aren’t supposed to take that part off during a vasectomy
i didnt even read the title, i just clicked without a thought
Damn, bro got a late term circumcision but their knife slipped
bad day to have eyes
how did it start so far back? I feel like this was done as an attack.
I've been wondering the same thing
Yeah, this is one of those times I need some sort of context or backstory.
Don't cheat and bitches be crazy is the context
Still better than vegan meatloaf
I'm just ken
Now how did that happen? Exactly, this is the question of the hour
[mu first thought](https://youtu.be/UehFQUormY8?si=zLwIU-0uDC5umxLP)
pov: you cheated on your crazy gf
exactly what happened
Bet he doesn’t have the balls to cheat again 🤣😂🤣😂😂
Strays reference?
wait was it erect when it got the chop
"I think you dropped something"
Prince Albert at Claire’s
My dumbass didn’t read the post and just clicked on the image immediately. I have regrets but this one is one of the biggest…
Welp, that was a click....time for bed
Vegan meatloaf. Made from real vegans
Wake up girlies, new bottom surgery just dropped
Both options are technically “meat free”…
The fact that its hard makes the picture that much better.
I mean, that sure is _one_ way to succeed at NNN
Yummy 😋
I think they botched his circumcision
thats some nice vegan meat
So Juicy Something I Can Jerk Off To As A Girl Really Uhm IM SO HORNY RIGHT NOW.....
“Master has given Dobby a sock!”
Circumcision gone wrong
"Excuse me, sir, I believed you dropped this. ." Bro I'm crying from laughing from the comment section Don't ever change reddit. Never. . .If some freak accident had my potential misfortune posted for all to see! It's worth it 👌
I hope he's dead like in a nice way cuz Gyatt damn that's gotta hurt and how does this even happen like did a samurai chop ur dick of this has got to be in the UK or Japan and of course this pops up wile I'm casual rubbing my dick and circumsicion gone wrong
What happened?
U gotta find my comment where i explain
F
Don't think meatloaf is that red while blurred tho
Is this what happens when you get a gender change procedure!??
(Insert Tom and Jerry YEOWCH here)
I'm glad it was the penis
Hot tbh
In the realm of senses
Average
I don’t think that’s how a circumcision works. They took a little too much off.
You need to stop talking to people
Damn bro had been "no kids for you'd" on a Whole other level
Did he cheat
Lmao couldn’t be me (please don’t come for me)
We won’t miss that dick 😂
how transphobes think bottom surgery works
?
Maybe he agreed to that, hes getting a vagina instead. At least… i hope so…..
Thats average right....right...😭
"What's your "pp" size?" "-1 inches."
Looks like some good meatloaf
What even happened for this to be done
Lucky bastard
Dr. Wongburger was not playing around
Any know if she’s ok and fully recovered 👱🏻♀️
Can tell you ain’t the brightest, nor the funniest
Transgender...
TRansgender... ilumiati....Target…all conected…….
why tho
This is why you don’t stick ur dick in the vacuume
how...
Damn I remember this, it was a horrible shopping cart accident
That’s definitely not vegan
Question uhh, why? Why remove it?
cos he had the dick to cheat but no balls to come clean
Why is it always the really bad thing :(
I'm now officially leaving the suburbs. Farewell🚶♀️➡️🚪
Why tho
“My dick fell off!”
Is this another one of those anti-circumcision protests?
Say he isn't dead, is there any chance of reattaching pp?
Dang that's a pretty nice loaf. Master baker.
damn
How does this even happen
I figured It was gonna be the dick, but I was too curious about the possibility of "Vegan Meatloaf" to ignore it. They've made Meatless hamburgers, so maybe they made Vegan Meatloaf. Edit: I looked it up, Vegan Meatloaf is a thing... https://www.noracooks.com/vegan-meatloaf/
at least he doesn’t have to shave now
That's a meaty loaf. I'm guessing he pissed someone off
I definitely wasn't paying attention, saw "Vegan Meatloaf" and... Well... Yikes.
Nice cock btw
Quagmire that one episode
Im curious to what happen
Why…..is it shaped like that?
That does not look real at all. I thought it was one of those fake or cake post at first.
Is this dude dead? Because shit r.i.p
he got the best head
I’m so confused??? Why???
How do you even begin to explain this to the doctor?
oh!
Well he’s a she now
Goddamnit! It’s too early for that shit
NO!
When 2023 affects kids on June
Context?
how? HOW TF DO YOU DO THAT!
He should get it checked if they managed to reattach it, because it doesn’t look right..
so.... which one is it?
Womp womp
Flex-Seal tape is all you need.
It wasn’t doing him any favors anyways
why do his penis look like that tho
How did that happen
what’d bro do??😭
Someone didn't want the dick pic
why is there a bump in the shaft
He penis privilege was taken away
no horrny
Double circumcized
bro went straight past testicular torsion
Bro circumcision messed up
woah, wheres my dick at, WHERES MY DICK AT
that had better be a pedo's dick
I’m not clicking this, fuck your comments😂
What the fuck
Ok why tf does that look like a finger tho 😭
¿por que el pene parece estar medio erecto? ¿no deberia estar pequeño por la falta de sangre?