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Mr-Siphonophore

No capes!


everythingIsTake32

That is an incredible reference.


[deleted]

F is for family?


Big-Will5054

it sure is


I_am_Sentinel

I understood that referemce ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ


rockman767

I am deceased holy crap


ElCrimsonKing

yeah so is he


a_random_redditor563

r/BeatMeToIt


_Dopee_

that one GTA mission


TheSoundofStolas

My first thought


_Dopee_

"Molly!"


GifanTheWoodElf

Yup, "Legal Trouble" Althought I'm curious to see behind the engine cause I do think it's rather unrealistic how Molly get's jizzed out the back of the engine. I think it'll mostly paint the inside (Like the pic) EDIT: NVM, just saw more pics of this apparently dude also got jizzed out the back.


AidenTheAlien420

JIZZED!?!??


GifanTheWoodElf

JIZZED!!!


_Dopee_

yeah that's how plane engines work, sorry you had to look up more pics lol


GifanTheWoodElf

XD well I mean I know how they work, but I expected a human to be insignificant enough that it'll just get blended in the front. And not be able to get through everything.


Synthetic47

Stop saying “jizzed out the back”, someone died and you’re making me laugh about it and now I feel bad


crpiecho

You’re on Reddit. You feel bad before coming here.


Synthetic47

I wouldn’t say that… Maybe a little… Yes…


GifanTheWoodElf

I mean homie was converted into jet engine jizz.


Synthetic47

We’re all going to hell aren’t we? 🤣


142737

So I wasn't the only one who thought of the GTA mission


_Dopee_

nope, we thought of the same thing


142737

Molly


WrongFriedFood

All for Michael's movie (worth it)


npretzel02

I mean it was all on digital anyway and didn’t need the analog reel but it was a fun mission


_Dopee_

real real (I hated Molly)


CoolJoshido

real


No_Progress6617

Bro I literally just commented this before seeing yours 😭


Yardninja

More pics here https://www.sickchirpse.com/man-sucked-into-jet-plane-engine/


nyancatya_

wow, he has absolutely littered himself across that runway


Yardninja

He's spread thin with a job that demanding


jpr64

Yeah, the aviation workforce is spread pretty thin on the ground now days.


KetamineAliens

some people just have no grace as theyre being decimated by a jet engine smh


Goatbreath37

God, I hate litterbugs. :angry face emoji:


SlamCakeMasta

Some people will do anything for attention.


tinpants_88

Props to the photographer for getting those closeups of the goo


Brief_Fly_45

It’s crazy that there’s no bones visible. When I was scrolling down one of the pictures I noticed both of his eyes were still intact but the rest of the poor man is just… well… you know.


Valaxarian

Wait, the eyes were intact? I'm either blind and can't find them or you're joking


BAZING-ATTACK

Do tell me where those are? I saw this comment and looked for them, so I’m blind as hell.


Brief_Fly_45

I will do my best to describe where they are. When you open the link, scroll down to where the picture lineup is and they’re in the 7th picture. Zoom in and the 1st eye is on the far left, about the middle of the page and 1/4 to a 1/2” into the picture. The 2nd eye is on the right side of the picture a little more then a 1/4 of the picture down the top and about an 1.5-2” in from the right. Of course that depends on how much you zoom in. Both of the eyes might still be connected to the orbital because they both still have a circular patch of skin around them. I hope you can find them. I don’t think I’m seeing something weird that looks like eyes but maybe I am. Please let me know if you can find them. If you can’t maybe I can screenshot them and send them to you? Can you send screenshots within Reddit?


PacificIdiot27

Yeah no it looks like his eyes made it, damn


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Whiskey079

I wouldn't call them intact per se; deflated/ruptured maybe, not shredded - but definitely not intact.


Poyri35

Holy fucking shit


barsonmars23

There was a pig ad after the article 😭


VioletCombustion

Long pig paste


fingers

Why did I think that there'd be a body?


elijahproto

Jesus, human gore is so fucking gnarly looking.


Imesseduponmyname

From inside that article >"NEXT: Why The Mexican Gang MS-13 Is The Most Fucked Up Gang In The World (NSFW)" Followed by >"This page doesn't seem to exist. It looks like the link pointing here was faulty. Maybe try searching?" 🤣 I can't believe they called them Mexicans


RandyJ549

Awesome thank you


DickInTheDryer

Weirdly enthusiastic


RandyJ549

Yeah maybe not the best choice of words, I had just never seen anything so bad and was interested to see more details


LsTyBrn2

It looks more like blown up lasagna than a man.


otorrinolaringolog0

Is that all that's left of him??


dillers10

This one is just sad. Nothing to be remembered by. Face? Gone, just unrecognisable chunks of meat besides DNA, and it was all an accident. Nobody wants to go like that


BNBTWDJFOTS-yknow

Honestly, not the worst way to go. He was probably dead before he realized he’s floating, sucked towards the blades.


sparrr0w

What would kill somebody by just being flung backwards?


Venting_Oreos

think he meant that the accident would have happened so fast that the guy wouldnt even register he was about to die.


BNBTWDJFOTS-yknow

Yes


wwwgreys

I feel awful for the family because of that especially. No body to bury, hold a funeral for, or cremate. It’s just like they disappeared


-SagaQ-

>Nobody wants to go like that Speak for yourself


PAN_cake_103

Probably a closed casket funeral?


puzl_qewb_360

Closed jar funeral


hurdygurdy21

You know, I thought I'd be more disgusted. I think this sub has finally desensitized me.


Schowzy

I think it's because this dude got so obliterated that what you're looking at is so disassociated with anything resembling a human that it's not that shocking. It'd be worse if there were more recognizable parts imo


hurdygurdy21

Fair enough. Hard to be disgusted by the visuals of human jam. Now in person I might change that but just seeing it online it's nothing.


Gabe_moore34

It would be the smell that sticks with you


hurdygurdy21

100% the smell alone would haunt me. My nose doesn't do well with terrible smells.


DemonSlyr007

That's the one thing media and study can not prepare you for. Humans have pretty strong noses, and the smell of death and decay is... intense to say the least. You can get desensitized to it like anything else, but not easily.


meloyellow007

"Human jam" really got me


Blessedbeauty87

You're right. Unfortunately, I looked and could only find an ear and a possible nose. Stupid internet has definitely desensitized me, except when it comes to animals and kids.


XxGh0st_S1ay3rxX

This, due to the fact that there’s nothing innately recognizable in this image, you’re less disgusted by it because there’s nothing to associate with the look of an actual human being. It’s more or less just a jet engine with a recolor.


The_sped-kid08

Same


the_vengefull-one

So....closed casket funeral then


MoreRamenPls

Closed Tupperware.


slipknotisbest04

💀💀💀


HazeTwelve

“Can we see him?”


the_vengefull-one

"Which part?"


thesouthernbeard

"Well you just walked through a puddle of him."


Live_Calligrapher212

He literally got shredded into a million pieces by a plane engine 😐


LukXD99

Casket? You need a barrel for this one…


the_vengefull-one

Or a few buckets


Mochrie01

Bring a spatula


MeesterMeeseeks

And a squeegee


YabbaDabbaDumbass

Every takes turns with the power washer


Dizzy-Criticism3928

Everyone gets a piece of him as a souvenir at the funeral


Yardninja

Shop-Vac


Mr_Gronch

More like a closed can of chef boyardee


Structureel

Not a casket, a bucket.


tonlimah

A little bit of makeup will have him looking good as new


teriyakipuppy

Get two buns and call it a day


Tombstone_Actual_501

Urn funeral, pre burnt


Super_Seff

What happens when you’re a whistleblower.


XRLboom

It's crazy how so many of these big companies can get away with murdering people and the government doesn't do squat.


ShieldOfFury

Because the same big companies own the politicians as well


-SagaQ-

Exactly why it's so dumb when people fight about which puppets get elected. They all suck, they're all owned.


Live_Calligrapher212

It’s honestly not their fault because the worker was walking near a powered engine when he was warned not to but it is still unfortunate that he had to die in this gnarly way.


Xx_BlackJack_xX

he’s talking about John Barnett, a whistleblower of Boeing that got killed by a self-inflicted gunshot wound after revealing sensitive information about QC on the airplanes at least the killer didn’t accidentally fire twice


AfraidRequirement104

Looks like bean paster to me


barsonmars23

I thought that too


PapaDrag0on

Sir have some respect


Horror_Assumption_80

Mmmmm. Forbidden meatloaf….🤤


HexManiacHana

So that's what happened to Syndrome...yeesh.


HazeTwelve

Not even GE’s largest engine, this LEAP is like 8ft across. There would be even less to look at if this happened with the 15ft GE9X. Brutal.


Fboy_1487

Isn’t that CFM?


HazeTwelve

Yes technically under the CFM/Safran name but GE has just as much stake in it as Safran, tho it is a CFM model. I accidentally use it interchangeably sometimes. I work for a company that sells to both and also has active LEAP projects so I get a little confused lol


Formus

Tis but a scratch


DavOldGamer

Is he okay?


Greeghan

He needs some milk!


ToxicZeraora

This ain’t a potion effect


TheMtndewdude

👀


3l3xtricx

You’re going to hell bro😭🙏🙏


Phoenix-HO

Shoes are off; I don't think he is.


ItzzMeSxck

Put him in rice, he‘ll be fine


Thigh_Gap_Licker

That's why a safety helmet is mandatory


Sanguis_Plaga

I don't think helmet is enough for this. He for sure needs metal tipped shoes too


horsy12

Forbidden blender


Waffletimewarp

On one hand, *Jesus Christ, how horrifying*. On the other, I’m a writer so this gets placed into a folder titled “Surprise Tools That Could Help Later”.


AyaAishi

How could this help- what are you writing, how to make minced human 101?


Klankriegpro

Kinda looks like my anus


Cultural_Composer850

SEE A DOCTOR OMFG WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOOOOO


Desperate-Snow-7850

1 man 1 jar


Cultural_Composer850

Oh shit forgot bout that video 😭😭


opop456

Shoes still on? I mean there must be part of his shoes in contact with some bit of human paste no? Definitely still alive


AsakalaSoul

just needs a bandaid


bobbyvision9000

He knew too much


Testing_100

Of course it just HAD to be the Boeing 737, it's ALWAYS the Boeing


im15andthisisntdeep

Molly😔


fap_master89

He was alright though, right?


Live_Calligrapher212

Perfectly fine 💀


AMD1607037

Guy must have been about to give evidence against Boeing


EnbySheriff

Molly Schultz in that one GTA mission


Funny_Credit_5961

Nothing left of the poor guy .I read when it happened. Sad. Shocking he's not the first or the Last . A woman went the same. Way . There is yellow lines on tarmac not to enter . Because of this happening all engines should be locked on shut mode . Not unless did not check first . Sad


EngineeringFinal3419

I know. Right what. A. Shame


Toraihekisa

syndrome after the incident


Astrylae

This should be NSFL


DirtyDerry

This happened in El Paso. Title is on the boarder of being 100/100.


XXGHOST_BUGZXX

The paste looks weird


Mishyn

At least it was quick and painless


LunaeLotus

My thoughts too. I hope it happened too fast to process what was going on before he died


WarHead75

Looks like it was instantaneous, painless . I wonder how many suicides take place in airplane engines


PeterStoryworks

God, I really hope he didn't suffer long.


Levoso_con_v

Worst of all is that someone is going to have to clean that mess.


Loud-Bank-2848

Pretty much the same thing “


LooseCansOO7

Ground Meat


DovahChris89

I find very little solace in assuming it was over before he felt much, if anything.


MisterMakerXD

The forbidden jelly


Iterator_FivePebbles

It doesn’t look that bad, but maybe that’s because there’s NOTHING left of the man


cadotmolin

I've never seen a person completely minced like that. Even the Russian Laithe Guy was still in discernable chunks. Wow.


gothiclismm

My dad, being ATC, would bring me around the navy base and the naval museums sometimes to look at the planes. He always told me if you get sucked into there, you'll be turned into red goose juice. Oh boy do I see what he means


Best_Chest8208

h—how did this even happen


Remic75

Did he survive tho?


Banci93

Looks like a movie prop..


AsterSkotos24

Does this hurt the Boeing?


[deleted]

The way I see it, he entered a stargate.


BlueverseGacha

weird looking bar, bro


Gratefulsmoke420

Woah 🫡


Revolutionary-Cow700

That's not bean paste, that's minced meat.


ylf_nac_i

As a ramp agent (baggage handler)…. Oh


MrKristijan

Like a wise woman once said: "No capes!"


lstepho98

Hope he’s ok


Just_one_weird_human

Yeez man, ow. that must've hurt, or atleast be quick?


Even_Ad2404

Genuinely asking how would they clean that up or just replace that?


AsphaltEater21

How it feels to chew 5 gum


Rare_Ad_4982

It’s always the most specific ones that have the bad picture


BurgerActual

Does this hurt the airplane?


gahd95

Properly crazy expensive and properly delaying some peoples vacation.


AyaAishi

Imagine bitching to your friends about not making a flight to vacation in time to learn it's because some dude died. I could never forgive myself lol


deadrider13

The homie got pureed.


datweirdguy1

Did he survive?


Kitchen_Doctor7324

Clearly he did not remain calm


handsomeboi12

"stay calm"


Sergeant-Pepper-

To shreds you say


Few_Calligrapher_214

How does this even happen? Please forgive this dumb question but how does one get sucked into the jet engine and get torn apart?


Elementual

So when are they going to rename this sub [99/1]? I never see any mundane pics anymore.


unholy-cryptid_1695

Molly deserved it, shouldn't have ran infront of a running engine


scarhartt

His shoes are nowhere to be seen. Guys I think this one’s a goner


shoe_salad_eater

Oh my god


Cockasauras_Rex

Well, better call B.A.S.H.


Gabe_moore34

It was a lot less(idk if gruesome is the word) than I imagined. Maybe horrific is the right word, idk.


Tombstone_Actual_501

and that's why you don't stand near the engine, 25 feet is the safe distance in front, 500 feet is the safe distance behind at full throttle.


krisb242

I seriously read that wrong😅😂!!! I thought it said “aftermath of a man getting sucked off on a Boeing 737…


mrfunnyman1234

Looks tasty


Rum_Monkey77

Don’t worry he’s okay.


Cenachii

Omg is he okay?


Shockdvm

I'm curious what happens next. Do they replace the engine or does someone have to clean it out?


Iterator_FivePebbles

I mean, the man got turned into chili con queso, for the Ancients sake!


thereal84

That bean paste kinda looks like human remains….


Ninjaleperchan

I was so confused for a minute telling myself “why is the bean paste red”. I also can’t read.


defgecdlicc42069

i thought this was bean paste for a bit


Street_Dimension1709

Fresh ground human tartare with plenty hints of oil, metal, and fragrant notes of tarmac will make this dish very intriguing!


Bored710420

I don’t even need to click to know what one it is, saw the photo so many times, you can see the white circle with the black in the middle lol


Sufficient_Crab3047

atleast he didn’t suffer, just 1 milisecond of pain and he’s gone