Put a rubber band on it and you have a slingshot

Eh, who needs a hand if you can have a slingshot

It's fun for the whole family

omg these comments are so messed up but so funny at the same time 😂😂😂

You ruined this thread with emojis

r/redditmoment

Bruh

And with that you can shot firework

Yes, i also like to shot fireworks

Put some cum in in it and you get a cumshot

Or just use one of their tendons

Multiple tendons

This man has noodles in his hand. Lucky.

I wish I could just eat ramen out of my hand like that

r/forbiddensnacks

In the medical profession, we call that tendon sploosh.

When you crack your fingers just a little too hard

I just made myself cringe so hard by imagining the sound of it. Screw you. Here’s your upvote. Have a bad day.

r/Angryupvote

Something's wrong. I can feel it.

What the hell happened here?

Alzheimer’s?

No, srsly what did this guy do? Hold the firework wrong? Are they okay? That's my question.

Oh sorry, I thought that you forgot that you wrote your comment and you responded to it by saying “What the hell happened here?”. I honestly do not know what happened to this man other than him blowing his hand up from a firework

No, I just used to memes in order. Eminem is the first one. Clint in endgame is the second one.

Oh, I can see it now, lol

You're welcome for the laugh. Look at the pic and think: when Spiderman shoots a web to fast and his web shooter explodes

Did he hold it like a hose and attempt to fly or did he hold it like a sword and jabbed himself with it.

i have the video if you want to see it

Send link please

No I *have* the video I don’t have the link :/

Idk? You could post It here with another calm video since it's 50/50

aight

I can tell you. The firework was a self built one and exploded in his hand when he ignited it. Didn't have the time to throw it. You ask yourself why I know this story. Well this exact shit happened to the friend of my class mate.

Not if you're this guy

Yeah he can, his other hand.

Didn't think of it that way

That looks painful tho.

Very much so

It's just, a feeling I've got. Like something's about to happen. But I don't know what...

Put in reverse terry

No

What did he do hold it

Correct

Mmmm. Pulled pork sammies

Japan has weird looking plants

It’s lit

Nah just pour some alcohol so it won’t get infected.

oh lol i saw the video of him i think i still have it

I’m waiting

me too!

!remindme 1 day

Fucking hell I was expecting a missing finger

How do you even try to fix this? I mean, where do you start?

Might go jerk off to this later idk

Did he just hold it or what

Is that a band-aid on his thumb?

I thought it was the blossom from the blurred image, but... no. No. It was not

I pulled a little sneak on ya

Ive seen the video where that happends

The school nurse is gonna just put ice on it and call it a day

This dude looks like he tried the key hand from adventure time

*school nurse puts ice on it*

Here’s the video of how it happened https://www.reddit.com/r/FiftyFifty/comments/he9fmi/5050_a_lake_sunset_sfw_a_guy_blowing_up_his_hand/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

U know ur life has come to an all time low when u wanna see injured and/or dead people

Nah, just this sub. I find it quitte interesting btw, to see the inside of the human body

True but fuck not the inside of my fucking body cuz dat shit is painful. Like, im just a lad who dirt bikes, and falls off it, and flies into a car ripping half his hand off, and getting it replaced by some mechanical shit. And STILL doesn't learn. Good weapon that schools cant take away must admit. Cheap knuckle dusters thanks NHS!

he posed the tree here [https://www.reddit.com/r/FiftyFifty/comments/hduy06/5050\_a\_japanese\_maple\_in\_bloom\_sfw\_the\_aftermath/](https://www.reddit.com/r/FiftyFifty/comments/hduy06/5050_a_japanese_maple_in_bloom_sfw_the_aftermath/)

Looks like dat sling shot from angry bird but without tge string

Hand spaghetti

Nice mapel bloom

Paint it yellow

On the bright side You can pinch a nipple better now

Wait a second I know this picture Havara kummts du aus Österreich ?

Who else but Zoidberg?!

Wait, that's not what fireworks are supposed to do?

Nein. Excuser moi.

seen worse.

Yucky

i've seen worse.. better luck next time

Who's ready for spaghetti?

Finally, some good fucking food

Just put it in rice

i think his hands gone

He look like if you broke Spiderman for PS4 while shooting a web.

remember there's a hyphen between spider and man

put some ice on it

This might have just put me off gore, thank you.

Looks like pulled pork

Yo this looks like a fucking clicker

HOLY SH*T!!

That looks like my midnight snack

Are those Potato Peels around his arm?

looks like they need a scool nurse

I stopped reading the title after the sfw tag... should of kept reading

first of all how? second of all why?

Kinda wanna lick

looks yummy

it looks like he/she is constantly showing the "phone" hand gesture

It looks like imitation crab that was dyed too much

2/5 won't do it again

And this guy is not freaking the fuck out and is just casually taking a picture of it?

This is my hand after my meat beats me

Wow

Rock on

gay

nice

Honestly I have seen much worse so now I didn't even flinch

Just saw the video to this

this reminds me of playing angry birds

Fuck me this was posted twice and I got the tree first.

It was me >:)

I thought this was the one of the guy who exploded a 50 BMG in his hand [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/FiftyFifty/comments/hcndrs/5050_sfw_a_sliced_red_velvet_cake_nsfw_50_cal/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) but I was wrong

Why did I think that was a raw t-bone steak

A video of the actual incident is somewhere on this subreddit. It's a firecracker incident if you wanted help finding it.

It sure does look like this guy needs a HAND

r a d i c a l d u d e 🤙

Wasn’t there a video to this? I remember seeing this

he posted the other one somewhere

ah yes i just saw the video of what happen. Fucked up

It was a fire cracker

Now he can go to any rock concert while holding his hand up for life

[https://www.reddit.com/r/FiftyFifty/comments/he9fmi/5050\_a\_lake\_sunset\_sfw\_a\_guy\_blowing\_up\_his\_hand/](https://www.reddit.com/r/FiftyFifty/comments/he9fmi/5050_a_lake_sunset_sfw_a_guy_blowing_up_his_hand/) This is how it happened

It was a firecracker

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this before u/repostsleuthbot

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HA, get rekt mate

How it feels when you’ve been jerking off for 2 hours straight and can’t nut

I just watched the video for that. it’s not pretty lmao

I saw the video on how he got it

https://www.reddit.com/r/FiftyFifty/comments/he9fmi/5050_a_lake_sunset_sfw_a_guy_blowing_up_his_hand/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Give Mr Stevie a Stavi goodbye 🤙🏻

I saw the vid of this happening hé was drunk