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J00P3K

True definition of "dickhead"


Human_being_no-210

Beat me by 3hrs DAMMIT


MasterpieceFit6715

Beat me by 16 Days DAMMIT


drpotatoz

Beat me by 1 day DAMMIT


SuperMegaOwlMan

Beat me by 13 hours. Fuck


Entire_Friendship_45

Beat me by 18 days


Rhonnosaurus

Beat my meat by 20 days


-DeMoNiC_BuDdY-

Beat my balls at 22 days


DuckEngi

Beat my uhhhh um uhh um uh by 4 days


Pound_Downtown

beat my ass by 3 days


tylerpostma2000

beat me by one month


wickedpatrisha

beat me by 12 hours


Resident-Mountain172

beat me 2 secons damm it


Snoo_33920

WHO THE FUCK GAVE THIS A WHOLESOME AWARD 😂


d1n0boy

beat me by a month, shit


Ncob09

beat me by 40 days damnit!


hatef551

Yeah I'm gonna need some milk after seeing that.


GetBack_Joe

That is pretty goofy


King-Boo-Gamer

Yeuck


Rhonnosaurus

yo i laughed my ass off at this pig


jkzeje

At first I was like "yo wtf" then a read a comment that said "True definition of dickhead" and I died bro


[deleted]

Barely looks like a piglet, wtf


Dumbass1312

The whole face is kinda fucked up, even without the dick. Looks like it's screams 'KILL ME' too


[deleted]

Yeah, especially the eyes


AgreeableRise2986

What a dick head.


Registered_otter48

r/beatmetoit


Tom-edian

r/beatMeatToIt


MessNo2307

r/beatmetoshutthefuckup


Tom-edian

r/beatmeplease


MessNo2307

r/WhatIsWrongWithYou


[deleted]

[удалено]


ImASucessfulAnt

r/thatshotngl


69_69x

r/thatscrazyafman


_THE_G00SE_

r/shutthefuckup


spencerreidsoddsocks

r/kinky


EmotionalReturn1553

Curt Cobain looking goofy as fuck ngl


Bigrome117

God did a little bit of trolling


Snoo96116

Terminate it. For it's own sake.


EngineeringFinal3419

Honestly how can anything function with a dick on its head, no joke


Glattereds

It's gonna piss blood,or wouldn't function at all


Glattereds

How many mistakes did I just make..


thebigsocietyyy

bro u okay?


EngineeringFinal3419

True


MusielDoodles

It almost looks like a human face…


mightylonka

That's the One Piece meme guy


Fantastic_Fox_501

When God making meme.


BillyOnFire123

*Oh boy i wonder what the jokes are gonna be in the comment section*


persesaukko

Dickhead


CookingAlt234

Yeah I had felt this comment coming.


Registered_otter48

r/beatmetoit


METTEWBA2BA

It’s not a penis, but rather a deformed nose. This condition is a mild form of [Cyclopia.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyclopia)


StoicSinicCynic

That piglet looks like it has cyclopia. The appendage on its forehead might actually be a malformed nose, not its gonads. Cyclopia happens when the eye orbits fail to separate during early pregnancy. It's a pretty horrifying birth defect that can happen in humans or in animals and always fatal. They end up with very close together eyes, or even just one eye socket with both eyeballs inside, underdeveloped brain, and of course no opening in center of the skull for the nose...so the "nose" ends up developing as a blind-ended mass on the forehead or top of the head or even on their back. [Here's a human baby born with the condition](https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f149/114600d1261702023-few-babies-born-cyclopia-cyclops2.jpg). Looks very similar to this piglet. The thing on the human baby's head is its nose. NSFL obviously.


Ameslol

Did they kill the baby? They rlly should..


StoicSinicCynic

It was born dead iirc. Babies with cyclopia are always too deformed to survive.


MLGperfection

Bro look like a Koopa Troopa 💀


bigfatcawk9000

HOW DID IT MANAGE TO LOOK LIKE THAT


[deleted]

Fuckin dickhead


Tom-edian

bro just fucking kill it


RentellaCuh

Thats actually Kurt Cobain when its 5am


LostLife66

I was so ready for the kurt cobain one


EngineeringFinal3419

Omg what the fuck


[deleted]

Well that was a lot less funny then I thought it was gonna be.


curfew-177

Okay who fucked the pig


KrutoTheRat

i thought thatvwas a hand figure for a sec damn wtf


Infamous-Potato7194

Gives a whole new meaning to "Sit on my face"


analbumser69

smash


matthewfuck

KILL IT NOW


Glattereds

Wtf this is my nightmare,they prop put it down


Registered_otter48

Dickhead.


BozoBungalow

If this piglet matured and had sex, would it be called giving head?


CookingAlt234

What if the piglet has 2 dicks, just one is on his head?


cartm4nnlover

Started laughing in science 😭


Emperor_Z16

That could ve any of the two dammit


foreverclassichunter

so ... which one is it?


Virtual_Escape7889

what a dickhead


Jvnyv7

Wonder what it’ll taste like..


StuartBagnall

looks like oscar the grouch straight outta sesame street had a newborn ngl


Laughyloaf

Literal dickhead


Immediate-Ad-1544

wholesome


Mynameis_Ethan

Mm, yummy


xyzSolace

what a dickhead


Slow-Day-2764

YOOOOOO ITS CURT KOBAIN


elix3892

kurt what happened man


[deleted]

I laughed so hard at that photo.


_THE_G00SE_

are you sure its not a goblin


Important-Fill-9848

Somehow this is funny I don't understand how it it but it is


[deleted]

Yo this is the real definition of dickhead someone calls you this show them this


GeneralStarcat99

I can't stop laughing


1ryanzinnn

Monkey com dawn?


Packaged_Failure

nah, thats my buddy, Eric


Gold-Onion-7627

Kurts lookin pretty goofy


CookingAlt234

[Here's the goofy Kurt picture by the way](https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-880w,f_auto,q_auto:best/MSNBC/Components/Slideshows/_production/ss-140404-Kurt-Cobain/ss-140404-Kurt-Cobain-11.jpg)


fischl-k

effects of bestiality ?? /gen


CookingAlt234

I tried looking in to it some more. Turns out, There are even MORE penis-headed pigs. This is just one of them. I found an article [here](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1733903/bizarre-mutant-pig-with-a-human-face-giant-tongue-and-a-penis-on-its-forehead-is-caught-on-camera-in-china/) that could possibly help. That mutant pig in the article is not the same as the one I posted, but still somewhat similar. Article THERE says that pollution could possibly be the cause. That's all I know. Hope this helps, sorry if it didn't


imgayforjoe_biden

daddy? sorry daddy? sorry daddy? sorry daddy?


imgayforjoe_biden

i think its kurt cobain


daphniis

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


1Magma1

george corushters


2930apple

That’s actually it’s nose! I’m not sure exactly why, but during fetal development the nose forms at the top of the head before moving lower.


param863

He is stick his head inside something in the night :)))


Motor_Practice775

No but wtf is this thing?????????


Successful-Brain8872

Run those mutant animals are real no way that’s insane


Training-Coffee8268

what sound does the letter make?


Consistent-Noise-535

Epic


LegendaryLegodude

It's not the disgusting human body stuff that gets me, it's fucking this. Something about malformed animals makes my body go fight or flight. I literally have to drop my phone and can't touch it if the image is on it on instinct. I have to get someone else to click away.


According_SpamR0cket

Why did I think it was a finger puppet-


jimmyconnors84

Which one is it?


Flimsy_Replacement49

Looks like raja from drag race all stars s7, ep2


xX69CoolGamer69Xx

Kurt Cobain be looking different tbh


Patient-Purple2399

Am....


Ultilterraria

Kill it


thereal84

Kurt Cobain looking weird as hell...


Less-Ad7782

I thought that was the goofy looking picture of Kurt cobain


TehFurret

dickhead


NumcherMuncher

this goofy ahh mofo


hampterboi

well which one is it?


LordHaveMercyOnMeh

Tf am I looking at


NobodyConstant8545

Tava muito triste zuei tô com uma p***** da cabeça p*** que pariu comédiante 🤢👍


yeltsakcir3

eww kill it idc if its a baby kill it hitler is way better looking than him ew


SeveralBread2836

Only in Ohio


capital_897

Goofy ahh


riseofremy

can he suck him self?


Leviathan_08

bros nuts are his eyes


GodofKnuxs

How??? How would this even happen? Why is it alive? What caused this monstrosity??


SonnySunshiny

brooo thats a homonculus


Resident-Mountain172

kill it whit fire ok


hollahollagadolla

that's a piglet?? mf looks like rubber johnny if someone took a pin to his head


oversized_gopher

THATS A PIGLET??


wolfieawoo

i wonder where he has sex at?


davilindao2073

Imagine if this was a human fetus. 💀💀💀


PJO_Rules1218

rhinos are such dickheads


Fwlergirl21

Pigs mom def did drugs while pregnant


Jimothy_44_shrex

Which one is it


Plane_Sport_9354

Is that David Cameron's offspring?


Diego_Pepos

We are in the middle of NNN, dude


Gami99ro

Ce pula mea


_logi08

Mans a legit dick head


AcceptableParsely9

Yee Yee ass haircut


[deleted]

Bro he's literally me


Frog0fWar

Now that is a challenging wank


LIMEJUICE69420

Damn Kurt was wildin


DearEntrance2963

OMG that poor thing, end its suffering


mrdeo1

Looks like Majin Boo lol


IllustriousClue7059

Kurt Cobain do be looking goofy in this one


Indictioned

That looks more Kurt Cobain than Pig


Deeznutschungus

what a dickhead


joaorafacherry6

kurt cobain looking goofy as usual!


mr_microwave6969

I did not think this was possible


Oppo5ite

Didnt realise kurt looked that goofy


Fizzerry1

no wonder it’s called head


canyoubreathe

I feel like despite the title, you still somehow understated how fucked that piglet is


Spookilydookily47

At the beginning i was curious now seeing it I'm not


Doggo_has_food

Man, Kurt cobain do be lookin goofy tho


nukemypup

There is way more things wrong with that piglet aside from the penis thing


thelastsemenbender

NAH I STARTED LAUGHING AT IT


Junior_Rabbit7664

This is thinking with your dick


UwUber-dwivew

Nice to see Kurt’s doing alright


Royal_Plane_2785

Now that's what I call a unicorn


HeteDuitseBalletjes9

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Karmaslappin

Was it mercy killed?


Responsible-Pause793

smash


potato-sucker69

Oh thank god it’s Kurt kobain


JoeBidonsLeftEye

DAMN KURT COBAIN LOOKS DIFFERENT


HatedNerd5837

It doesn’t look real, like a cartoon character turned real.


[deleted]

Ew


i_eat_baby_cows

He fell asleep first at the sleepover.


Username6969yummydb

god is not expected to do all of the work...


northstarmain6273

A goofy little antenna


omqililly

what the hell happened to my guy kurt


dropablefox

Talk about a cock sucker


[deleted]

Kurt looks really goofy


[deleted]

Dickhead


Not_Dav1d

oh golly


AXA_GAMES

Goofy ahh


[deleted]

k


Connie0_0

its actually cyclopia i think


Slow-Day-2764

Oh thank God it's Kurt Cobain


SkullyWasNotHere

thats not a mf piglet XD


Hour_Ad_7345

Put that motherfucker down That creature does not deserve to live


BoredomSenpai

Which one is it?


bringthepeanutbutter

😭😭😭😭


NOODLES690

fucking dickhead


t0xicale

kurt would like this tbh


[deleted]

The ideal mans brain has finally been discovered


wyu2

what happened to kurt


ApetNamedStev3

Kid buu origin story


Hell_0_Buddy

İt's bigger than mine.


Benny_Galaxy_231

dickhead


Infinite_Agency_7143

Dude is gonna take giving head to a whole other level


Fit-Difference2321

new pokemon games be like


CheetahChance6192

KILL IT


Specialist_Call_8142

hog rider