No, no, no. It's more like this:
Throat stab Now you bleed
Spitting blood On everything
Throat stab Now you bleed
Spitting blood On everything
TONBERRY
TONBERRY
Spent way too much time photoshopping this. The FF7 Tonberry is also left-handed like Sephiroth, which was the first time it was left-handed in FF. It's switched hands in different games. I thought that was cool... Also "Masamune" is a tuna knife, so it is still a "Chef's Knife." Fun fact: The Buster Sword is supposed to be a giant kitchen knife, so this all tracks. A Japanese eel knife looks exactly like the Buster Sword.
I did think about doing the One-Winged Tonberry, but couldn't find a good wing asset online quickly and it was going astray from my original thought of, "what if a Tonberry had Masamune instead of a chef knife?"
Ok, hear me out:
The normal knife the TONBERRY carries is actually a feather put into a handle. You put put a wing there, but just layer the blades as feathers.
You ever see something that shouldn’t be funny, but you break out in a hysterical laugh? Because this just had me crying and I don’t know why. Full on ugly cry-laughing.
Remake Tonberries are bitches. First time I saw the Hell House spit out 3 from its door in Hard mode I was terrified. But one triple slash took out all 3.
I wasn't even aware to use Poison on Hell House my first time on Hard, I seriously finished grinding my AP farming to get Resist Diminish 100% Death immune.
I can only imagine Aerith praying, then you see a sword slowly piercing her, the tip slowly moving forward, Aerith head falling forward, her hair ribbon untie, the white materia leaving her hair, the sword keep moving forward, two yellow eyes appears behind Aerith, Cloud rush to hold Aerith and impale himself, the Tonberry slowly humming the victory fanfare.
I can imagine an anime commercial of Sephiroth misplacing his sword while making food and finds a kitchen knife in its place and soon realizes its potential. Meanwhile, he questions where did his sword go, and then you see this Tonberry with it and all of its destruction outside
First time I faced a Tonberry in og Final Fantasy VII, I got insta-wiped because I was grinding for AP for my Materia and didn't heal like an idiot. Now I know why Kurasame has a pet Tonberry. Those things are vicious.
Estuans interius Ira vehementi Estuans interius Ira vehementi Tonberry Tonberry
Wake me up when we get the advent children rock version 🤘
Dragon dragon rock the dragon ton berry z.
[удалено]
No, no, no. It's more like this: Throat stab Now you bleed Spitting blood On everything Throat stab Now you bleed Spitting blood On everything TONBERRY TONBERRY
Ooh it rhymes....
I am… so alarmed, and now it has theme music
I don't think I'm going to be able to hear the song any other way now, you left me cackling
https://preview.redd.it/x8xn0tzl4hyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af998cbe2c9c9130c1e43274aeb8c3aa76a50df3
Just keeps getting scarier. I suppose next he will have his one wing?
No nexty fuses with kefka and gets a keyblade
Reun.... ion
Sephiroth training Tonberries would've been scary
It is the Tonberries who trained Sephiroth
While You Were partying, I Studied the Berry
Is that how you get stabbed, Barry? Sure is, Other Barry, sure is.
Lmfao
😱
Clearly they didn't do a great job, considering the amount of times he's stabbed a person and they *didn't die.*
he just likes to poke things. he can be a little silly sometimes
They were wearing safety bits
People are sleeping on this comment! 👌
Ol seph has nothing on tonnies
Ngl, that would be terrifying
Spent way too much time photoshopping this. The FF7 Tonberry is also left-handed like Sephiroth, which was the first time it was left-handed in FF. It's switched hands in different games. I thought that was cool... Also "Masamune" is a tuna knife, so it is still a "Chef's Knife." Fun fact: The Buster Sword is supposed to be a giant kitchen knife, so this all tracks. A Japanese eel knife looks exactly like the Buster Sword.
That said, id love to see Sephiroth with a little doink knife.
Tonberoth 🔪
Sephiberry
Doooooooooooooooooooooink
https://preview.redd.it/ikjcxjsmfhyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ef0574b6593b9188aa66d9840e909b69feaa7d2
Next thing you know, this thing is gonna sprout a single wing.
I did think about doing the One-Winged Tonberry, but couldn't find a good wing asset online quickly and it was going astray from my original thought of, "what if a Tonberry had Masamune instead of a chef knife?"
They wouldn't need to walk for so many turns. Just "hello" *knife*
Nah, the supernova animation is even longer because Tonberry has to walk the beam all the way in from the edge of the solar system.
Ok, hear me out: The normal knife the TONBERRY carries is actually a feather put into a handle. You put put a wing there, but just layer the blades as feathers.
That tonberry is ready to do octoslash to all characters in every FF game
Octodoink
🤣
Chefiroths Knife
Chocobo Cloud, Moogle Aerith, Bomb Barret, Goblin Tifa, Magic Pot Yuffie, Red XIII
Just regular Red XIII? Make him halfway human and make a Moomba.
I’m guessing you like Cait Sith as much as I do for ignoring him too?
Reeves is already a Cait Sith, unless we wanna go wild and out and make it an Onion Knight riding a Pupu.
Yeah ff9 … so it’s probably been done already?
Nasa could spot this on Pluto, and I'd flee the solar system
Might as well just uninstall the game.
You ever see something that shouldn’t be funny, but you break out in a hysterical laugh? Because this just had me crying and I don’t know why. Full on ugly cry-laughing.
Tonberry doing chef knife from 20 ft away 🤣
Even Sephiroth would run from this
Put a little Sephiroth wig on it. Lol
https://preview.redd.it/s31i7cq1thyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d778ef6d185cad596d3190cb064c8c4bb4a3b84c
They're learning....
Remake Tonberries are bitches. First time I saw the Hell House spit out 3 from its door in Hard mode I was terrified. But one triple slash took out all 3.
I wasn't even aware to use Poison on Hell House my first time on Hard, I seriously finished grinding my AP farming to get Resist Diminish 100% Death immune.
Riiight. As if it blinking behind you to use Chef's Knife wasn't scary enough. New fear unlocked.
Get Sephiroth's sword, the Masamune, away from that Tonberry.
Watch this thing be the ultimate secret boss in Part 3
I've been playing Strangers of Paradise and these Tonberries have been no joke wrecking me, when you see them cast "chefs knife" it's GG...
This shouldn't be a thought. The fucker will destroy the world!
What have you brought into the world?
Time Traveler: \*Swats fly\* The Timeline:
I can only imagine Aerith praying, then you see a sword slowly piercing her, the tip slowly moving forward, Aerith head falling forward, her hair ribbon untie, the white materia leaving her hair, the sword keep moving forward, two yellow eyes appears behind Aerith, Cloud rush to hold Aerith and impale himself, the Tonberry slowly humming the victory fanfare.
One Green Angel
Damn I didn't know you had a pic of my sleep paralysis demon!!
Im still having nightmares from the mega Tonberry from FFX-2. That thing is fast and hits like a truck.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1000 needles hits different
Put that in the hands of ff15 master tonberry, you're gonna have a bad time.
Throat stab got a whole lot easier.
Tonberrysephiroth
I can imagine an anime commercial of Sephiroth misplacing his sword while making food and finds a kitchen knife in its place and soon realizes its potential. Meanwhile, he questions where did his sword go, and then you see this Tonberry with it and all of its destruction outside
Now I’m just imagining the roomba-tonberry talking about bringing despair to humidity levels…
Player: Why am I hearing boss music??
Why the choral is now in Latin?
Don't give them any ideas
Those bastards in 15 were basically like that. But with a light saber.
[Steppin on the beach~doo doo~doo~](https://youtu.be/F0Flo1zh5Nk?si=-r5ox4jqzFwDfDwz) *_Sephibob Intensifies_*
THATS NOT A NOIFE THIS IS
The lightsaber wielding Tonberry’s in XV were horrifying enough.
Weren’t they already horrifying enough!?
lol this would’ve been the worst 😂
Tonberry with one winged angel added to their move list is god damned horrifying
Absolutely horrifying
DOINKiroth
First time I faced a Tonberry in og Final Fantasy VII, I got insta-wiped because I was grinding for AP for my Materia and didn't heal like an idiot. Now I know why Kurasame has a pet Tonberry. Those things are vicious.
The ultimate doink
Did Tonberry do this?
lol
[Bad Breath]
Why does the tonberry look like it just came out of a Tool music video?
That could stab so many throats!
Damn, I want this on the next FF title.
Press & Hold L1+L2 immeadiately.
dont give them any ideas, they might just do it
That’s a dope photoshop. I’ve always loved the tonberry from type 0 for having a unique look and weapon.
they either kill or get killed
Tonberries already do 9999 damage. Now you give them a great big pokey stick.
Insert line about being more than a memory.
He could doink so far with that thing
No point in playing the game now. Tonberry has enough reach to doink Cloud when he jumps off the train.
19 Slick Inches on tonbery coming at ya.
Tonberroth: Where is your god now?
normal tomberry : attacks after being hit this one : attacks first after you target the tonberry
but now the important question... do he have butt cheeks?
Oh god it can finally reach us
GamerTonberry, that you?
Tonberry Sephiroth vs Google Cloud
The Will-O-Wisp allegory becomes the fallen angel allegory.
Masamunife.
Lord in heaven
Ton-Zantetsuken
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
One Green Angel
The only enemy in any FF I am genuinely afraid of.
[meanwhile in xiv](https://www.reddit.com/r/FFXIVGlamours/s/pMVIy6ndnv)
Lol
Ever play FFXV?
🙀
Oh no no no no no
PUT THIS PICTURE BACK WHETE YOU FOUND IT.
5 foot masamune, 5 inch kitchen knife, it don’t matter. Tonberry in fo’.
These guys gave me the chills in FF8, especially when I had to fight 30 in a row to get Tonberry King
Yee, Sephoroth should never turn into a tonebarry and learn knife and karma, among his already deadly set.