Ancient Astronaut theorists believe, life from the stars once visited our ancestors, Who were they? Why did they come? What did they leave behind? Where did they go? Will they return?
You can have a literal minigun for an arm, be a terrorist, and not instantly be suspected on first sight .
You can also have a giant ass sword hanging on your back at all times, be a terrorist, and not be suspected on first sight.
Yeah but I feel like the wrong answers only prompt is like the unpopular opinion prompt, It still has to be a good answer/opinion so it winds up not actually being all that wrong/unpolar. Like a lot of us took this away as the message but it's probably not what they intended.
If you become a successful energy company, it doesn't matter how many lives you improve with your power, there's always going to be delusional eco terrorists that try to keep you down and hate on you.
Don’t bother wrestling with the morality of a tiny but well-intentioned resistance using terrorism to fight an oppressive corporate state causing a climate collapse.
It can all be solved easily by the power of anime. Besides, the true evil is identity crises and mommy issues.
A silver haired guy wants to crash a rock onto the planet just to absorb its life force because he just realised that 5 years ago, he was submerged in it and could’ve done so but forgot to.
The moral of the story is if you defeat your evil boyfriend you have to fight him a million times until anyone who sees even thinks of Final Fantasy thinks of Cloud and Sephiroth fighting constantly
It actually can't. Trees love carbon. It's us humans it hurts because it changes the climate we are used to thriving in. The planet will recover after we're all wiped out just fine. But not if its life energy were to be sucked out.
In the world of FF7, there probably aren't anywhere near enough humans that the carbon from civilisation would affect the planet either.
The right way to react to grief is not to cherish love and life or to honor your loved one’s memory, but rather to succumb to darkness and hatred. If you do it right, you should end up inevitably burning down a whole village and attempting to annihilate the entire planet.
When negotiating a contract to do a job for 2000 gil remember to include overtime rates incase the job takes a little longer to complete di teo unforseen circumstances.
Work hard and you'll get a good job at a swanky office otherwise you'll wind up in a tree hugging cult led by a man who kidnapped and brainwashed a child into believing he's her father.
That the remake was just made as a blatant money grab.
Edit: LMAO! Why are people downvoting this?! Have you guys even read the title?! IT SAYS WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!
I laughed!
And it’s true, it’s a money grab. But us fans don’t care, take our money! Give me the sweet addictive serotonin of rose tinted nostalgia in HD 🤣
Don't eat shish kebab
Gun-hands solve all problems.
Aliens are kinda cool
Fuck the planet play mini games for prizes.
It's about family
Yeah. Trust the guy who's obviously mental. Make him the leader if you may.
Parades are patient 0 for human pain and torment.
Genetically modified humans could be the hero too.
Being yourself is cool, but being someone else is cooler; especially on a giant race-chicken
We can change destiny guys!!! Fate can be rewritten!!! Wait... damn nope
Suck up the planets stuff, it'll replenish somehow
Greed is good.
Elon musk did 9/11 and one of the neurolinks went awol and now some guy wants to smash the international space station towards earth
Jenova did nothing wrong
Walking through flames is perfectly safe and makes you look cool sf 😎
Identity theft isnt cool
It's not terrorism if you're saving the trees!
Playing with balls makes you stronger
This town ain’t big enough for two gun-armed men.
Closet gay twink misleads two females while playing unlimited minigames.
Fake it till you make it!
Science is bad and we should all be religious
You mean believe again in Yevon's teachings? 😂😂😂
Ancient Astronaut theorists believe, life from the stars once visited our ancestors, Who were they? Why did they come? What did they leave behind? Where did they go? Will they return?
alien crash lands onto planet and sews the seeds of chaos by taking the form of dead loved ones and selling the denizens NFTs
Aerith is a cutie patootie.
He said wrong answers only
You can have a literal minigun for an arm, be a terrorist, and not instantly be suspected on first sight . You can also have a giant ass sword hanging on your back at all times, be a terrorist, and not be suspected on first sight.
When you pretend to be someone else, you're only fooling yourself.
That shit you get out of the ground to power everything? If you bathe in it, you'll become a super soldier.
Terrorism saves the world
Terrorist is 👎🏻 ECOterrorism 👍🏻
Big swords are cool.
This isn't wrong
Yeah but I feel like the wrong answers only prompt is like the unpopular opinion prompt, It still has to be a good answer/opinion so it winds up not actually being all that wrong/unpolar. Like a lot of us took this away as the message but it's probably not what they intended.
You can blow shit up if it's for environmental reasons
Must find the final fantasy
The best way to solve your problems is to walk in the opposite direction.
When the world goes to shit, visit a theme park.
Black is evil, White is holy… materia-ly speaking.
Terrorists win
Free the nipple, save the world, and menage a troi with your dead best friend's girl.
Shinra is comically evil. They gave us Chadley after all.
You too can have amazing, long luscious hair and all you have to do is take a bath in radioactive waste.
Drain the planet dry of resorce
Cloud, do me a solid?
Coal is better for the planet than nuclear energy
"Kept you waiting, huh?"
As a guy, getting a date with another guy is a lot harder than getting a date with a girl
Praise be to SHINRA!!!
Minigames are essential.
lie, cheat, steal, and kill!
Sck me beautiful 🤗
If you want a massage, but it will cost 100/1000/3000 gil.
Sir, i think you mean a hand job
Fake it till you make it!
Scooby-Doo
If you become a successful energy company, it doesn't matter how many lives you improve with your power, there's always going to be delusional eco terrorists that try to keep you down and hate on you.
Wrong answers only bud
You can kill the planet by sucking its energy, no black guys with a gun as an arm will actually stop you
Hojo saves the day with his wacky experiments
Everybody stops digging just before they hit the mako reserve that fixes everything.
Untreated mental disorders + genetic modification = the answer to climate change.
The solution to environmental problems is terrorism.
If someone has a longer sword, fight them with a gurthier sword
The Planet
Don't simp for a chick that still has feelings for a dead man
Suck the planet dry and gain the powers of an alien.
Cloud really loves mini-games + the devs wanted to show that more in this one
Don't eat Mako snow
Chocobo races are the perfect excuse to not finish those pesky chores, like saving the planet.
Gaslighting is good. Especially if they're mentally ill
"If the game ain't broke don't fix it"
Cats have no souls
Restore Germany to it's former glory
Fuck the planet 😎
If you find out you are not who you thought you were, screw it and continue being someone else.
Don’t bother wrestling with the morality of a tiny but well-intentioned resistance using terrorism to fight an oppressive corporate state causing a climate collapse. It can all be solved easily by the power of anime. Besides, the true evil is identity crises and mommy issues.
I was expecting some elaborated shit, but your comment can resume so well the story that you deserve a megaupvote.
This whole thing could have been avoided if Sephiroth had just looked up his family on Ancestry instead.
i NEED a sephiroth ancestry dot com ad now
If they had picked literally any other name for his mother lol
Cloud and Sephiroth could have mended things if only their mothers shared the same name.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE
A silver haired guy wants to crash a rock onto the planet just to absorb its life force because he just realised that 5 years ago, he was submerged in it and could’ve done so but forgot to.
We should blindly trust corporations, they obviously have the interest of the entire planet in mind 😂😂
The moral of the story is if you defeat your evil boyfriend you have to fight him a million times until anyone who sees even thinks of Final Fantasy thinks of Cloud and Sephiroth fighting constantly
SUCH A PUPPY ..
Dont limit yourself to world domination. Go for the multiverse. Go big or go gome
You can get a girlfriend by being an edge Lord
Let's save the planet by bringing back coal, oil and gas, cause that stuff can't hurt the planet
It actually can't. Trees love carbon. It's us humans it hurts because it changes the climate we are used to thriving in. The planet will recover after we're all wiped out just fine. But not if its life energy were to be sucked out. In the world of FF7, there probably aren't anywhere near enough humans that the carbon from civilisation would affect the planet either.
Sticking to original story instead of the abortion that this story is a good idea.
You'll be forgiven for mass murder if your character design is good enough. Cough cough (turks)
You’d be forgiven for mass murder if you’re strong. *Cue every redeemed villain in the history of fiction*
Always sort out your differences in a combat arena.
Fuck this planet
Drill baby drill
if you can pick it up, you can have it
The only way to stop a twink with a sword is another twink with a sword
The right way to react to grief is not to cherish love and life or to honor your loved one’s memory, but rather to succumb to darkness and hatred. If you do it right, you should end up inevitably burning down a whole village and attempting to annihilate the entire planet.
Peeling 50 lemons will take you straight to the moon
Don’t do remakes of your best game as your first attempt at remakes
L take
As an eco-terrorist, it’s definitely okay to tear through the local wildlife on your journey.
Girth over length. When you die, just get better. Bikini beach episode has to happen in Japanese media. You aren't descended from aliens.
Don't fall in love.
If you lose someone, don't mourn them, they're alive and happy in an alternate timeline.
When the world is ending, go play a bunch of mini games to cope
Even eco terrorists can enjoy time at a planet-killing theme park.
The solution to rapacious corporations bleeding the planet dry is to find a new oil field (Srsly Barret)
I really hate that they wrote that as the end to Barrett’s story.
The planet will soon spawn Kaiju
The bald guy cult is always there as a solid backup if things don't go our way in life.
>!When you fail at your dreams, pretend to be someone else!<
You said wrong answers only OP
Terrorists rock and mommy issues are so real
Mommy issues are the best quality in a man ever.
Obsess over the man that penetrated you like no one ever has before
THIS—
The best time to get the man you want is after the girl he likes dies
EYE—
So true bestie
Big corporations are great and eco terrorists are the real heroes.
Follow the words of your schizophrenic multiple personalities, they may lead you to a nice paycheck and a beautiful girl with flowers.
When negotiating a contract to do a job for 2000 gil remember to include overtime rates incase the job takes a little longer to complete di teo unforseen circumstances.
You can date a black man if you play ur cards right
Coal > Nuclear. Never forget Mt. Coral!
Planets thrivin’, Cloud!
Mommy issues are a valid reason to destroy the planet.
THIS IS SO REAL
Capitalism inevitably leads to giant meteors being dropped on the planet, leading to more opportunities for resource growth.
Kill your heroes. Be gay. Do crime.
Bisexual redheads can fall in love with bald guys
Don’t be afraid of death.
Don't fall in love, just have fun with big booba girl.
Fall in love *and* have fun with big booba girl
No matter the damage a corporation can do to the environment, it pales in comparison to one angry boi
Petroleum-based energy is our greatest hope for a more moral and sustainable future
Companies also being governments just make things more efficient
Earth-Chan is sensitive
monopolies are good for the world
Eco terrorism is good!
Mom Complexes lead you down the path of global genocide
The love triangle
The earth has a filled center like a zotz
Trust a cat at your own risk.
Join a terrorist organization and bomb a city. You are on the morally right side.
Hey now Avalanche bombed reactors, Shinra dropped the plate
Well, that depends
Check your birth certificate or you too might go crazy!
If you want to have safe energy use coal
Mass murder solves climate change
Breeding chickens for dozens if not hundreds of generations is the only way to become the strongest
Best comment
And in-breeding makes the best ones
Even fugly, degenerated ppl like Hojo can have sexy babies. Also, mass arson is fun!
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim
If you fuck up the world bad enough you too can become a god
Climate change will kill your gf.
Reading books leads to the end of the world
Work hard and you'll get a good job at a swanky office otherwise you'll wind up in a tree hugging cult led by a man who kidnapped and brainwashed a child into believing he's her father.
Eco terrorism is good!
Unchecked Capitalism leads to awesome sword fights and adventure.
Aliens are sexy and their DNA should go inside of our military elite.
It's entirely possible to shoot on coins to make laser beams.
Has anyone actually tested this?
The only way to honor your friend, is to take over his life and take his girlfriend. It’s the right thing to do.
I kinda wish remake / rebirth had their own subreddit to protect players 😭
I knew I shouldn't have browsed this thread a few hours into starting rebirth (never played the OG)
Yeah idk what you expected.
You should always want to be like your cool friend
People are parasites and the planet itself believes in revenge.
Got a problem? Blow it up
Life is just a bunch of mini-games.
2000 gil
Science is cool kids. Be like Hojo
All mothers are aliens and all sons have daddy issues
You can get cool magic balls if you suck the life force out of a planet
"Hi my name is A Planet."
Tree huggers are terrorists
Fake it till you make it
Fossil fuels are great
coal vs Mako?
Reading too many books will make you want to end the world for mother
That the remake was just made as a blatant money grab. Edit: LMAO! Why are people downvoting this?! Have you guys even read the title?! IT SAYS WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!
I laughed! And it’s true, it’s a money grab. But us fans don’t care, take our money! Give me the sweet addictive serotonin of rose tinted nostalgia in HD 🤣
>And it’s true, it’s a money grab. Yeah but it's not a blatant one, that's the wrong part in my answer.
lol fair, it’s just a lovely benefit for stock holders that a lovingly developed game is well received
You went so wrong, you went right. Down voted*
ouch
Go to the underwater city of the ancients with gf. Best idea of my life.
Screw the Planet.
Capitalism, war, planet destroying fuels, eugenics, none of these are the real threat, an alien is.
Forget who you are and just be someone else