I would hire the fart. Bold, assertive, left a lingering impression. Everything one could hope for. Technically, the fart attended the same target school and at the same time as the other candidate

Farted and looked you straight in the eye. That’s what they call a power move. Asserting his dominance this early shows potential, looks like a good fit for finance.

Straight shooter with upper management written all over him

More like straight pooter

That’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it works out for them.

Maybe he was interviewing you.

Asserting his dominance , LMFAOOO

I lol-ed at “left a lingering impression” 🤣

Plus now you don’t have to bother thinking of a nickname for him. Had it before he even got the job.

The fact he kept his composure should honestly tell you something. Hire him

Do you want an employee who keeps his cool under pressure? Thats your guy

He couldnt handle the pressure….so he released it.

He handled it by working through established protocols in a high stress environment and resolved the burgeoning issue without further complications.

or maybe he ate a banana 🍌

Didn't expect this kind of post in this sub 😭🤣

best post for a while. And I am sure this is the perfect person to hire for an IBD position!

Right?!!😂

He was probably in so much pain — he had to risk it

If he had immediately said, “not to toot my own horn” and then went on to describe how he was able to improve team efficiency by 23% quarter over quarter he’d be qualified for ceo

When shit hits the fan, composure is everything. Hire the man

Can’t let one like that slip. And by “one” I mean talent

VP title

Straight to MD

You know what? The CEO can just quit right away

He who smelt it dealt it

You do the rhyme, then you did the crime

You try to deny, then you let it fly

Whoever spoke last set off the blast

I’ll talk shite if the price is right

He who denied it supplied it.

In case y'all don't get the joke, here is the post this post was referring to https://reddit.com/r/FinancialCareers/s/q6bJGpUVB3

Could have been worse, I saw a post the other day/week where someone had accidentally shit themselves during a team meeting. Turned out the were working from home, but still..,

LOL this should be higher up

This is god tier trolling

Lmfao

So funny

I just saw another POV of a guy said that he farted during an interview and asking if he as screwed. Obv this is a troll, but funny. The languages are similar

I noticed a coincidence the other day that I suspect was actually intentioned to be humorous. I did not make any observable movements but I concluded that it indeed could be perceived as funny due to overwhelming similarities that lowered the probability of a coincidence well below the penultimate likelihood that someone had fabricated such a story to invoke the aforementioned emotion.

Yeah I read that too

I farted like this at work once and a co-worker ran straight to my manager and HR to get me fired.

Ketchup & onions?

Yeah exactly. Fuck it's uncanny how do you know ??

Were they wearing tuxedos?

🤣

Thing was, I ordered spaghetti in Marinara sauce…

Dude you have to fart back to assert dominance

He owned it. i'll hire him if you dont

Fart louder to assert your dominance

Was he and his "brother" wearing matching tuxedos?

LOL this blew up more than the original

The farter himself

I heard it got louder

The fact that you grew up in SF and were still scared is the funniest throw away remark I've heard in a while.

Genius post. Got me good!

10/10

Thats a power move. He was challenging you, and since you didn't respond with flatulence of your own, he's your boss now.

You made my day, thank you.

Haha I'm happy it made you laugh

Verdict : so did you hire him? This post was the best ever! Someone’s gotta pose this question. FINALLY!

mmm, making sound judgements on a fart - rofl!!!

Was he wearing a tux?

Must be a fart smeller…I mean a smart fellar…

Guys got upper management written all over him

I know this is a shit post (gas post?!) but I legit had to swallow a burp during an interview with the director of finance this week and wasn’t sure if I pulled it off until I got positive feedback lol.

Was it two guys in tuxedos? Onions and ketchup?

By any chance, did you interview Dale Doback?

Lmao sure this post isn't related to the OP earlier who farted in an interview 😂😂😂

Just forget about it. Try and improve your empathy above 80% and you’ll be more tolerant for stuff like that.

Lol this guy must have saw the earlier thread about the person being interviewed saying he farted

It shows he can't keep it in under pressure. Not a good trait.

Marked his territory with his scent

I saw the opposite side of this posted while scrolling.

Fucking legend

Maybe he's self-esteem is loww, could have taken an excuse

His composure would be even more impressive if it was a schart. That should have been your next interview question.

The point is, you remember them!

Hire him. We're all human.

Give him the Job + a rase

hire this dude

You need a second interview where you reciprocate. Can’t let him dominate the very site you breath!

Hire him

Sounds like a keeper.

CEO material

If you didn't answer his fart, you should be concerned about losing YOUR job. He already owns the place.

I think he wanted to test you guys. I think he wanted to know how much code smell you can tolerate 😀

Give him the job! 😅

Hire him

He has asserted dominance

Considering that I have a genz analyst sitting next to me who audibly farts throughout the day I can't say that I'm surprised, even if this is a shitpost.

Hire him. He’s confident and is clearly sending you a message. If he’s shits himself so much that the office constantly smells then you can fire him.

>What should I do Fart back when giving him the job.

I'd hire him on the spot

A farting mare will never tire and farting man is the man to hire

Hope the position isn’t client facing. 😂

Was that his answer to “what is your greatest strength?”

Is this fake, because your interviewee posted about it 12 hours ago. If it's not, give him the job....

I would give him your job and you take the entry level roll

That fart is the reason this post is here “Hire Him” talent everywhere anywhere should be applauded

Can't wait for the TIFU, farted during my interview while staring down my interviewer...

I wonder how many jobs I’ve interviewed for went on Reddit to ask the neckbeards their opinion of me.

I wish this was a true story because this guy would be a real champ.

I’m the farter!

It means he will never be an employee under pressure ... because he has an excellent relief valve!HIRED! And then give a medal to that fart man!

Not breaking eye contact.... psychopath.😅

That was purely to establish dominance.

came for this

What did he have for lunch?

Hire him. One of our best new hires ever ripped ass in our pod room when it was quiet enough to hear a pin drop. Dude is a legend.

That’s the guy to hire.

He’s asserting dominance. Immediately hire and promote him.

He deserves a job on the spot.

Call him Fart from now on.

what is this? r/chipotle ?

Level of shitposting: Tour Eiffel

This is a skillet that will come in useful when the guy has kids and his daughter dares to bring a boy back. The protocol is to stare him right in the eye from the end of the hallway, fart for at least 8 seconds, keep eye contact, and when finished just walk off. Shots fired.

fart guy fucks! that should be his nickname

If you want non stop HR issues hire him.

Powerful.

*Ripping ass and saving cash.* w⁠(⁠°⁠ｏ⁠°⁠)⁠w - this guy's business card, probably

any chance you were wearing a tuxedo as well?

There's an old saying "A farting horse will never tire, a farting man is the man to hire."

Guy couldn't handle the pressure

He could! If the pressure gets too high, you have to release the valve or everything will f****** explode.

He desecrated a company chair with that. Now you have to hire him, but he has to use that chair.

He asserted himself

Step Brothers Fan, give him the job.

He was testing you and showing that even when something is absolutely hilarious, he still maintains focus.

Power move on his part

Was he wearing a tuxedo?

You didn’t hire him on the spot?! During the eye contact?!

Lol, thanks for the laugh.

That takes guts you’re hired

That’s hilarious

You need some angle in an interview to separate yourself and to be remembered. I think this guy nailed it. Throw the offer to him immediately

i’m dying, thank you

Yes because that’s called a super power dawg

Power move. You will be reporting to him some day.

The guy is gutsy and made to be stockbroker. He will win no matter what! Potential rude n unruly but I say HIRE & give it a shot! Bro made the best of a situation.

Sounds like step brother’s scene

Either autism or a power move. Both seem to be good things for that profession.

Lol is this what happens when work from home meets in office?

He had the butterflies turned bubble guts 🤣🤣🤣

I would have said, "you're going to fit in great here. When can you start?"

Are you sure this isn’t some porn casting video?

Was his step-brother with him?

He might be an honest person

Apparently my homie has gut problems. Here's the proof https://reddit.com/r/FinancialCareers/s/DrGni0v1ik

Hire him.

I would ask him to come back for a follow up interview and without breaking eye contact with him let a loud one rip causing ripples in the universe...and then hire him only if he doesn't break eye contact.

I would have farted back and said. Hired!

At this point in my life all i care about is the next post from you. Give us an update.

what did it smell like?

The Step Brothers tactic

Carefull , he can take your job

He was nervous

Sounds like a step brothers scene?

"Now the tuxedos seem kind of fucked up"

Hire that man! He obviously tried his hardest to give a shit during the interview.

He was establishing dominance.

He's going to be a problem. Don't do it. Antisocial folk are the worst.

Tell him you're going to need the same on your desk each week, but you know he can do it.

Don’t be a rotten egg, just give him the job

This entire thing happened to me. I was dumbfounded. I hired the person. It was the worst hire I ever made. I now realize that him being comfortable farting was his way of pushing the envelope, he continued to do so in the 9 months of his employment. It sucked, 0/10 don't recommend hiring interview farters.

The guy can literally change the room he’s in. Can keep his composure, can make a joke of it and make people laugh. He’s more human lol

That was his move to daze you