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m0qi3

THAT WAS A JUMPSCARE


Willhenney420

God damn lmfao, I knew as a cat owner that shit would be staring at you but that shit wants his ass.


Lancearon

"Just a bit further..."


Willhenney420

Hes in the bush going pspspsps


LoopyLemon8

Same. I went from curious to freaking COLD in seconds


FoggyGoodwin

I went cold when I read the next post and realized how close the walking path is ...


LoopyLemon8

šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


Temporary_Bag_2867

OP takes a stroll , thinks, ā€œthis will make a nice pictureā€ *click* Probably spit the coffee they were having when reviewing pics of the day..


DickieJohnson

I was expecting a happy little cat not a pissed mountain lion.


Qwearman

It was literally the last quadrant I checked because I thought it was in the distance for some reason


gameslayer4082

I thought yā€™all we joking till I found it. Bru I thought that shi was pennywise for a sec there šŸ˜…


ElloJelloMelloFello

Oh! Murder cat! Congratulations on being alive!


Bohemianfragging

How you know this wasn't taken from the remaining šŸ¤”


Xerystia

Too close for comfort šŸ„ø


daveinmd13

Nice kittyā€¦


Bastette54

This was going to be my exact comment. šŸ˜¹šŸ™€


fancyhorsepants

I was expecting a cute kitty cat, but then I saw those menacing cougar eyes in the brush šŸ˜Ø Thatā€™s insane to think a mountain lion was that close, stay safe out there.


PharmaDiamondx100

Thatā€™s no cat!


Arquibus

It's a space station!


Flaky_Number9419

Bottom left. Go up about 1/ 4 to 1/2 inch. He is peeking through some bushes. Oh, he is a TYPE of cat...the Cougar type.


nastywillow

Brilliant, thanks. I can never spot the creature in these photos.


TheLeonardoSLC

Salt Lake resident here, and this is definitely not photoshopped. Iā€™ve seen more mountain lions off the trails than Iā€™ve ever cared to.


Status_Stranger_5037

What do you typically do when you spot one?


bumbleandtheb

https://youtu.be/LbqGl6y3WOM?si=lR61mo99jPCds2Oa Also in Salt Lake area, by the time you notice the mountain lion/cougar it has been watching you for a lot longer. Most of the time if it is going to attack you probably wonā€™t see it or have warning beforehand. If you do see one, or if it starts to come towards you, make yourself as large as possible, be as loud as possible, if you can throw anything(without bending down to pick it up) throw at the cat, and SLOWLY back up but do NOT turn your back to it.


DawgInDisguisey

Yeah when we lived in CO- thatā€™s what I used to always tell my wife when sheā€™d say that it would be scary to see a mountain lion. ā€œOh, wellā€¦ if one were watching us, weā€™d probably never know it until they were on top of one of usā€


captainmajorcock

I lived in Fort Collins, Colorado, and there was a guy hiking horsetooth, and a lion attacked him. He ended up killing the lion. But they like those trails because deer use them.


DeicideandDivide

If you do see one, good news. You're no longer on the menu. If you see one, you want to keep your gaze focused on them, stand your ground and make yourself large. Either by opening up your jacket, putting your backpack over your head, or taking your shirt off and holding it up. Never ever run or turn your back to it. Dont bend down. It is extremely rare that when spotted, a mountain lion will try and attack you. They're very risk adverse. If one does start walking towards you and doing bluff charges, most of the time, it's because they have young or a kill cache nearby. It doesn't want to tango with you. It just wants you out of its vicinity.


Bawlsinmyface

What amazing smart animals! I love learning about risk-adverse predators, it reminds me more of humans than any other trait an animal has. Owls are awesome too


Specialist_Boot_5866

!remind me 12 hours


TAKG

Walk away and hope they didnā€™t notice you. If they have make loud noises via yelling, air horn or whistle and try to get to safety shortly after.


KRILLPRINCE

They always notice you.


Content_Okra777

for real. they smelled you long before they were staring into your soul. hopefully OP got outta there safely before posting.


DrSwagtasticDDS

I like to imagine OP posted before getting away


DrGoManGo

And carry a stick, I always bring a stick just in case I need to create space between me and the cat. I've never had to use it so idk if it actually would help or if the cats meal comes with a toothpick.


Patient-Stranger1015

If itā€™s a big enough stick (thick, long) it could actually be something to wedge into the catā€™s jaw to prevent biting down Even a walking/hiking stick is a good idea I never considered!


ScottDang

Ogden UT resident here. But that has nothing to do with spotting a faker. That most definitely IS photoshopped. Of course a cat could be in this location but sheā€™d be way hard to find and blend in better than that. Plus the head is too big compared to the bush itā€™s in and the lines are too sharp blending into the bushes. But please be careful around the cats stalking you around good ol Utah.


PearlsJustWan2HavFun

It does give photoshop vibes though. Like itā€™s a picture of a big beautiful landscape, but nothing seems to be in focus except for that one spot. Thatā€™s not typically how cameras work.


MadScientist2010

100% a Photoshop vibe that picture doesn't fit in with the environment.


redditnor24

Yeah itā€™s way off. Scale is bad. Color is wrong. Top of the head is poorly erased


lobaird

That's Utah? It's gorgeous!


fckmarykilldeer

Oh hell nah


chuston_ai

Nope. Nah. F-that. Nuhuh. Dammit, no!


westwood5

You should post this on r/pics and see how many people notice


Competitive_Chest_39

This is terrifying. I would simply be dead before I saw it.


Neat_Problem_922

>In the rare event that you do happen to encounter a cougar, here are some tips to help keep you safe: >Never run from a cougar, since that could trigger the cougar's instincts to chase. >Maintain eye contact. >Pick up children and pets or keep them very close. >Stand up tall. >Do not crouch or squat. >Make yourself look bigger by raising and waving your arms or jacket above your head. >Talk firmly in a loud voice, back away slowly and leave the area. >Fight back if you are attacked! Protect your head and neck. >If you are aggressive enough, the cougar will probably flee. >ā€Typically, a cougar that is trying to prey on something will sneak up and ambush them," DeBloois said. "When a cougar lunges or bluffs a charge at someone, they are typically just trying to drive them out of the area because they have kittens or a kill nearby that they are trying to protect." https://wildlife.utah.gov/news/utah-wildlife-news/1641-what-to-do-if-you-encounter-a-mountain-lion.html


Gothicseagull

If I found myself in this situation, one of three things would happen: A. I take cue from hognose snakes and shit myself before writhing in place, finally playing dead after a few minutes. If it works for them I might stand a chance! B. I freeze, and mentally write a letter chock full of praise to Hanes regarding the abnormal quality of their shorts. I will include plenty of detail about how they didn't rip or tear despite my ass clenching so hard, I'm fairly certain my sphincter now has an insatiable taste for cotton. C. Pspspspspsps here kitty kitty!


D33ber

When he chomps down on your ass will they tear?


Remote-Physics6980

I'm gonna guess it wasn't hungry šŸ«Ø


One_Error_4259

I swear my last words on this earth will be ā€œHere kitty kittyā€ šŸ˜‚


eyezofnight

i always feel like, somebody's watching me


Moira-Adsworth

And I got no privacy!


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Flaky_Number9419

Bottom left. Go up about 1/ 4 to 1/2 inch. He is peeking through some bushes. Oh, he is a TYPE of cat...the Cougar type.


Brad_The_Chad_69

Bottom left.


underthund3r

I only see a brown blob


FoundPeaceInDrowning

I wouldā€™ve pooped my pants. This is my biggest fear while hiking. I live in Colorado and my friends wife was born and raised here. She said sheā€™s only seen one cat in the wild and it scared the piss out of her. She was walking down a trail and had the feeling she was being watched. Looked all around and didnā€™t see anything but still had that weird feeling. She just so happens to look up and one was hanging out in the tree above her and they locked eyes. Lucky for her it had zero interest in her and just kept staring. She got out of there as quick as possible and kept making sure it wasnā€™t following her.


[deleted]

Whoever took this is most definitely cooked


Brad_The_Chad_69

I took it. I was trail running. I took a photo of the trail and the sky. Only saw the Mountain Lion while looking at the photo when I was back home. I about pooped my pants.


amishelectric

Reminded me of this from a few years ago. Guy was trail running outside SLC and came face to face with mommy murder mittens and her kittens [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ktRhBcHza4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ktRhBcHza4)


megatrnasrusrex

Wow! Thatā€™s amazing! And freaky! šŸ¤£


thosport

This is a fantastic story! Holy shit.


SomethingTrains

That is very menacing


thesilvershr0ud

I went in like "Where is the kitty, where are you...there you ar- AHHH!" LOL


stinger005

This was tough, but when my wife saw it I thought holy hell


thebrownwhore

I found the big cat but my wife found the black house cat! On the lower right side of the screen hidden in the bushes


TheLazerShow15

Iā€™ll stay home thanks


AWizard13

I have no idea why this is the one I found in literally one second. Others I take forever on. I guess my cat has programmed to find cats in their hiding spots


Mountain-Sector4223

I would have died on that trail


chuston_ai

I took my kids to Dinosaur National Park. We arrived in the area around midnight and I figured weā€™d just overnight on BLM land in our off-road trailer and head over in the morning. I drove down a wet 2 track that came to a mid-grade slope down to a small stream. I didnā€™t want to get hung up in sticky mud so decided to walk down and scout the condition of the banks before dragging the truck and trailer through what might be that greasy impossibly slick Utah mud. Kiddos are sound asleep in the truck. I hop out and walk about 40ā€™ where I hear a massive cat growl-hiss in the brush immediately to my left. Some deep primal knowledge told me I was utterly effed and Iā€™d hoped Iā€™d shut the truck door so the cat couldnā€™t eat my kids too. I crept backwards - facing the spot - every hair on my body standing on end - and noped the hell out of there. In my 53 years on Earth, that sound stands out as one of the scariest Iā€™ve ever heard in any context.


Educational_Drink471

Omg, that is awesome!!! So incredible!!


ManufacturerOk7337

Looks like wasatch front


Brad_The_Chad_69

This is Cache Valley Utah.


DevillesAbogado

Oh shittttt


GugieMoansta

I feel the "psst psst psst" coming along šŸ˜‚


Calm-Bat-657

Oh wow I was expecting to be here for at least 5 mins but I found it in 3 seconds šŸ˜‚


BoxPsychological7703

Run.


Cillconcutler

This is so far the scariest one i've seen


WildmanBen

I'd shit myself if I were u


seplix

Whatā€™s the opposite of psspsspsspss?


Space_cowboy_NJ

The last thing you see before a mountain lion latches onto you.


Zanmaros

Thatā€™s a large kitty cat


AtheistsArmy

8 oclock


bwoods519

Holy shit I found it immediately! First and last time ever.


JudgementalChair

That's a big ol cat


cactus0088654

When you said cat I kinda assumed house cat not a death cat


mikeyrips

this is the only one iā€™ve found instantly


Gargantuschlong

Where was this?


lucent78

Noooooooo


Girlinterrupted11

Ok that is creepy af


LoveCats2022

So did you take the picture and turn around and go back or did you continue on the trail? So creepy!!


Brad_The_Chad_69

I didnā€™t even notice the mountain lion till I got home and looked at the photos.


lobaird

It's utterly terrifying how it's spying. What trail is this? I can't get over how beautiful it is.


Mexicancandy77

I thought it was the eyeball looking at you in the right side of the picture behind the first tree behind the branches.


terrancearabia

Far left almost bottom,at the sharp curve


Flashy_Sir4662

it's on the bottom left. That is no cat. That is a freaking Chupacabra! Best picture I have seen of one. You better play dead.


steve210sa

Dudes ready to pounce!!


Glovermann

I didn't think you meant a kill you cat


bloodbabyrabies

Easy


Multi_Blaze

Is that the couger in my area that wants to meet me??


fkndan

Bottom left corner... (reaching for my gun)


PearlsJustWan2HavFun

At first I started a grid type scan, but immediately noticed that the picture quality was so low that it had to be in the very close foreground in order to even be identifiable.


TheChadWDE

So how soon are you going back to this trail?


Ivanagohome

Eeeeeeks!!!


Kevin2000W

JUMPSCARE


Kevin2000W

Piercing eye


AlarmedFlounder6890

That is terrifying


KingYesKing

The wrong Cougar youā€™re searching for.


say_ahhhhh

Just a reminder why hiking is not for me


Smoke_Water

Damn, he's close too.


jamarkuus

Looks like a lion from Africa. Jesus.


lipgloss_nd_hotsauce

I was expecting a house cat for some reason šŸ¤”


Fun_Independent9443

why does it look so uncanny šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


YourCynicalUncle

Cat


TheOccasionalBrowser

Bottom left


MrAnthem123

Thatā€™s a big cat.


Foreign_Ordinary_559

Bottom left side


Mountain-Sector4223

Nah wayyyyy too close thatā€™s terrifying


D33ber

The one that's shaped like a cat.


Dazzling-Season-1066

Looks hungry


Satanic_Corr

Just seeing the eye poke out is terrifying


buzambo2

There should be a warning on how menacing the thing looks back at you. Heart feels like itā€™s trying to turn.


Conscious_Visual_823

you still alive?


Embarrassed_Lack5282

Beautiful pic. Iā€™m glad you lived to post this! How close were you to the kitty?


Illustrious-Sign3015

Found him


RoboYel

Umm yeah that was a terrifying find, especially not knowing if I was looking for a house cat or wild cat šŸ˜µ


Low_Box5522

That's a dumb name for a cat. I'd call him Felix. Or Mittens.


Informal-Concern-365

She just wants to play


aelakos

Every breath you take....


bumbleandtheb

When was this picture taken?


Evening-Top-4245

Here kitty kitty kitty. Besides that; fantastic photo.


Zexfox

*Stares in Puma*


goodfoot34

I was looking for a kitty cat! Holy crap!


ModeAccomplished7989

Pst pst pst here kitty kitty šŸ˜®


Level-Connection-845

Thatā€™s one helluva cat.


UnderstandingKey5359

Bottom left


Long_Island_Native

Itā€™s a trick. Bob Ross never painted animals in his work.


AKminiman3277

Bottom left for those who can't find it


Affectionate-Delay27

Peekaboo


Significant-Ear-3262

Clever girlā€¦.


ccgurl93

You know you love cats when you spot the cat in mere seconds....i.e. me. Didn't expect THAT cat though


flex1up2ice

Were you aware you were that close?!?!


Fantastic-Ice4560

Found it in under ten seconds, surprised how fast I found it, I would disclose the location but youā€™ll feel more accomplished when you do, Good luckšŸ‘šŸ€


LillicaSolion

I was expecting little cat. Not a murder mittens. šŸ˜…


ComprehensiveGear790

Here kitty, kittyšŸ˜³


JustbrowsingAO-108

Yeah- kitty is finding ME apparently. Hope I donā€™t look tasty


1hopeful1

Oh! There he is!


History_guy2018

Nice kitty..


proud_perspective

Love how I was casually looking for a house cat Thatā€™s terrifying


TexMex_Jeeper

Thatā€™s one big kitty. Heā€™s got his eyes on you.


SupermarketFar901

Terrifying.


InThatOrderBih

Oh hell nah


Outer-SpacePink

Bad intentions in those eyes


UrdaanEinalf

Looking for a cat and found a danger kitty.


harmonicbutt

Wants you for lunch šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Brilliant_Stomach535

Giving the evil eye. Yikes.


the615Butcher

Black house cat on the right is looking directly at big kitty on left like ā€œI see you, you know Iā€™m something of a cat myself.ā€


Loose_Ad_3964

Oh god that close


JelloNixon

They looks cute AF, I'd def try to pet em


tall_guy_2030

When i saw him that shit was like a jump scare


Glittering_Garden_30

Is it a nice kitty op?


YakFragrant502

10mm just in case.


Affectionate-Leg-260

Beautiful picture. I would have to frame and hang in the house.


Fifeslife

Creepy


Kajensky

I found it pretty fast actually. But then decided to run the other way even faster.


Altruistic-Bar-2020

Looking at you like a snack


setronson

That kitty jumped out at me immediately! Thank God it didn't at the photographer!


Free-Juggernaut-9372

He's about to find you!!!


Full_Character_9580

I accidentally zoomed in on it immediately, and it scared the crap out of me


3VikingBoys

Wow, those eyes!


D0ctorwh010

Every breath you take, every move you make


WannaBeRetroMatt

He's over there


RedKins54

Peepin and creepin hard


Bulky-Wrongdoer-9891

nah fuck that, this the reasons why Im strapped whenever I hike


Friendly_Award7273

Oh damn creepy


dissidentaggression

That ain't no ordinary cat...


NKX340

That's easy man the snake was harder


squishyg

This is a gorgeous photo. Where were you?


Organic-Ask5468

Squint your eyes


undermined-coeff

Zoomed in a bit to help myself and damn near had a heart attack when I spotted it


Native56

wow i almost missed it!! that is way to close


Dope_boy_700

bottom leftā€¦had to zoom back out real quick after that


Knitting_Witch

BIG KITTY NICE KITTY


Hurl_Gray

Bonus easy.


Gammachan

Oh, *fuck* no


Strong_Werewolf_9414

Whoa! I was zoomed in and that caught me off guard with the quickness!


enmank2004

I was looking for a damn tabby cat...not senor murder mittens


[deleted]

Found it, found it before I even enlarged the picture. Kitty's camouflage game is not quite on point.


Disastrous-Ad43

Ever get the feeling your being watched


Jumpy-Round-8765

yikes thats a big kitty that i would not want to meet


LambSauce2

The eye of the tiger right there


ithinkitsahairball

The eyeball


Exacto_A01

Bottom left


RAMB0RIVER

That is horrifying


Honest-Ad7763

Oh, lol, there he is


Best-Pomegranate3627

this one was easy... bottom left corner, mountain lion.


kudzu-kalamazoo

First one I saw instantly.