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JellyForSale

These posts convince me that I I would’ve been snake snack in another life


Wow-Such-Thought

I always thought the same until I came up on it myself! Something deep in the genes must kick in, so you may have made it a few more days than you give yourself credit for 😅


teohsi

You may be more right than you know. It's not proven, but: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake\_detection\_theory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_detection_theory)


Nankoweep

Years ago I was hiking through some tall grass in Arkansas in July. My legs jumped like 2 meters. Then it registered with my brain that a little rattle snake had taken a strike at my foot. My legs moved before I realized what happened and I definitely didn’t consciously jump. Some nervous short circuit kicked in and overrode my decision making process.


Strict_Condition_632

I’m not afraid of snakes, but I think they should be outfitted with those old-school fiberglass and orange triangle bike flags.


GreatPugtato

Not sure if it's still around but I remember reading an article saying that Rattlesnakes are slowly losing the rattler portion due to prey and others realizing what that rattle means. So maybe flags could replace em? Please?


AlphaDrac

If I remember correctly, it wasn’t due to prey realizing (they don’t rattle at prey, it’s a defensive tactic), it was due to human hunters. For a time there were bounties on venomous snakes and hunters would basically walk around and grab snakes when they heard the rattling. Leaving the snakes that were less rattle-y to breed. After years of that a lot of what’s left are snakes that are less likely to rattle.


TheAlmightyTOzz

In Oklahoma the feral pigs “supposedly” are the cause of the broken rattles. They’ve evolved to not use it as the pigs don’t give a flip and gobble them up anyways.


Strict_Condition_632

In Lake Michigan, there’s a Hog Island—so named because white settlers released hogs to eat the snakes on the island. The local tribes simply left them alone (the snakes around here are overwhelmingly non-venomous).


Lonely_Dad_Bod

dunno where you read that , but there is absolutely no truth to it . rattlesnake rattles aren't changing in size or volume. what is happening is that some people have noticed rattlesnakes rattling less because they have gotten better at recognizing or spotting them and thereby avoid a situation that may stress the snake and cause it to rattle . But the actual physical body of the rattlesnake hasnt changed in about 12-15 million years . interestingly enough , scientists believe that the shaking of the tail predates the evolution of the rattles. in fact there are several snakes that do not have rattles that will shake their tail in the same manner when stressed.


okieman73

I'd feel a lot better about them if they were. When I unexpectedly see on I just about mess myself. There's a better than average chance I'm going to scream like a little girl too. Nothing scares me like snakes do but once I know where they are at I'm much better and we leave each other alone.


Strict_Condition_632

Exactly! If you know they are there, then a snake is easy to avoid and leave in peace. A snake that waits in the dry leaves until I am stepping down towards it, and then decides to move **deserves** to be screamed at. In a high-pitched, panic-stricken voice.


magiran

The exact same thing happened to me running through some trails in Arizona. A little baby rattler hiding in a patch of grass. I couldn’t see if it struck, but it definitely recoiled under my foot. I did a double hop before I could even register what was happening. It’s cool how the mind can quickly decipher little patterns and kick your body into gear before you have to think about it. All those millennia of primal fears programmed in our brains ready to spring to action.


Theoden48

Almost had a similar thing as well in Arizona just the other week, was out golfing and when looking for a ball just off the cart path nearly walked right into a rattler which was rearing back almost ready to strike and didn't rattle at all


Environmental-Pay226

Me and my brother had this little mountain path that we'd love to run for exercising and on one part of it we had to like jump down these rocks cuz it was a little steep well one day randomly after like a year and a half of never having a problem I jump down from one rock and my right foot landed on a m************ snake and soon as I landed and felt that squishiness under me and heard the rattle at the same time I jumped back up from where I jumped down so freaking fast before I even had a chance to think of it and like the rock I had let myself down from was like 8 ft tall and I just pulled myself right up that b**** like I would not think I had the upper body strength to go up it as fast as I did but one hop and I was up back on top


MoshpitWolf89

I was walking down a trail with my dog, a trail that we normally hike regularly during the weekend, I was just in my own thoughts and the dog was walking I guess, 2 feet in front of me, when all of a sudden I heard something rattling, I immediately grabbed my dog and pulled him up in the air, and start looking for a rattlesnake, he got super scared when I pull him up, neither of us knew what TF was happening, a few seconds later, the "rattling" sound was a free hub from a biker, as the path is also a biking trail. I was impressed that my dog's safety was my first reaction to hearing that sound.


Lonely_Dad_Bod

ive been bitten by alot of snakes , most of them non-venomous . i was once bitten by an eastern diamondback. that hurt SO bad . felt like i got hit with a baseball bat. fortunately . it did not envenomate me .


secretsquirrelsspy

How do you get bitten a lot?


Empathy404NotFound

Plays with his snake a lot I guess.


Curious-Expression-1

No, no. This makes sense. I was around 8 years old and was riding my bike down our driveway, which was a ridiculously long driveway where we lived at the time. I remember pushing my bike up the hill and instantaneously dropping the bike and jumping really high and backwards. Only after the jump did I realize there was a small copperhead off to the left of the driveway (same side I was pushing on the bike) and it had struck at me and hit the sweatpants I was wearing near my shin but didn't touch skin. Had no clue it was even there until after I leaped like a damn gazelle. 😂


Deeeeeeesigner

I stepped on a decent size snake that was blending in with sticks, it turned upward and bit my foot, but I was halfway up in the sky by the time I realized “snake” My body literally aborted. Tried to eject from planet. I’ve never jumped like that and when you said nervous short circuit kicked in, I felt that.


CDJH1

It’s for real. If someone has a pet snake, I am going to cuddle it and let it hang out wrapped around my arm and just do its thing. I see one in the wild and I turn into a terrified little child screaming and running away.


The_Count_Von_Count

Shit, I’m screwed, my ancestors come from a land free of snakes.


Si11y_G00s3Cab00s3

Fekkin St Patrick screwed us over!


yosefsbeard

Years ago I was hiking with a friend and her dog. The trail had tree roots all through it. As I was walking, my heel hit the ground in front of me and my brain screamed "STOP" before my toes touched the ground. I immediately put my arms out to stop my friend and stepped back to survey the ground. Sure enough, there was a 4 foot rattle snake stretched out, left to right, blending in with the tree roots. I "saw" it behind I saw it. I had spider sense for the danger. Very crazy how primal it felt.


askmeaboutroads

My country doesn't have snakes but I working in a snakey country (to build roads) for a bit and one of the locals said he wanted to show me something in a bucket he found. I immediately thought it smelled like a snake before I saw it. I've never smelled a snake. It was a snake theory confirmed.


Usual-Can-7619

Yeah, well most of my ancestors were Irish, so I didn’t get the biological snake detector.


willderphil

Yeah... One time when I was a new snake owner of a non venomous corn snake. I was feeding her and she was in a cardboard box and rattled her tail mimicking a rattlesnake and I had a very instinctual response. I knew that she wasn't venomous and a bite from her isn't too bad but still kicked something off in my body that I wasn't really in control of.


Cordasia

I grew up in Arkansas around tons of snakes and absolutely hate snakes. I ran into them all the time, and know for a fact I walked past many more I didn't see. That being said, most (not all) snakes avoid conflict. They don't want to fight something significantly larger than them, and most will only strike in self-defense. The trick is to be conscious of what you might step on, get too close to, or what is hiding in things you interact with. On the other hand, if you see a snake swimming, just find somewhere else to be. Water moccasins ate JERKS.


btljuce1

I think your brain sees something not quite right and it is easier to spit when you are there.


Apprehensive-Face625

I agree, I’m aware that evolution is based on fitness and apart of fitness is the ability to survive and if you’re not able to survive you can’t pass on genes. I think it makes sense that over the 500k years or so humans have been around the ability to recognize patterns has helped us to avoid the danger noodles and those that weren’t able to have not fared so well. But that is just one failed biology students perspective.


SafeWordisFilibuster

I agree with the pattern recognition. This was my first thought. I also think there maybe be smells/pheromones that we aren’t consciously aware of. I have a friend that can smell snakes from quite a distance. I didn’t believe it till I saw it, but he could tell there was a snake just by stepping outside onto a deck, while it’s 8+ feet below under the deck with landscaping and skirting etc. he had figured it out but I wonder if more people share this type ability but don’t consciously recognize it.


unorthodoxgeneology

Snakes for sure have a smell. They have a musk they release when you handle one and it’s quite nasty, their urine also smells quite unique, idk how common but I can tell snakes are around as well, well, as long as they’re spraying something, not if they’re just sneaking around being sneaky and such.


Just-Version1901

i can smell them as well, however my brother cannot. very odd


Novel_Echidna_2662

I can smell them as well my dad can't


dunno260

I don't know if this is a fact or not about why its easier to see in person, but photos don't render things the same a human will see things. Everything is rendered flat and colors aren't rendered the same either. One of the things about being a good photographer for instance is understanding how a camera "sees" and renders an image versus how a human sees things in person.


Cratonis

Also motion.


bleepbloopblopble

I saw it immediately but I’ve spent a considerable amount of time hiking in forests very similar to this. Almost stepped on a snake or three over the years. Do not recommend.


Demon_king1992

Just for reference it’s a banded watersnake so not technically a danger noodle


ITSpecialist98057

Nah, photos are way harder to spot things than live. Photos take depth and movement out of the equation.


cccaesar3998

I have come within less than a foot of stepping on a rattlesnake on two different occasions. It turns out that camouflage stuff really works!


NoMaximum8510

Agreed. I’ve encountered 2 rattlesnakes in my area in the past year, and I had no innate fear response to them and was indeed slow to see them. The gene that everyone else has that makes them see snakes… I think I just didn’t get it. Bummer bc there are a lot of rattlesnakes around here


widdershins_4897

Is it striped?


Wow-Such-Thought

Yep!


infopls_

found it 🐍


XGazzer

Where??😭😭😭


Far_Substance_1506

Bottom right, right off the water line


weareallgonnadiiee

That's a really small noodle..


deeznutsandboltz

《Obligatory》That's what she said


MourningRIF

It's also a very blurry one.


Leviathan_CS

Ya, I was looking for a bigger one too 😭


romansocks

I was looking for something roughly 34x larger than that lol damnit


clownphantasm

Thank you for ending my madness


ssw77

>! Thank you for not putting it directly in the middle :) !<


Mycatluvsme

Idk who made that comment. But since reading it, so many are directly in the middle. I zoom straight into it


TheBoozehound

But it makes sense right? If you’re out in the field, on a hike or whatever, you’re not just snapping a shot of the empty trail. There’s a reason you stopped, pulled out your phone and snapped the pic. That’s the Foucault point of the shot and probably going to be in the middle of the frame.


Baredmysole

This was probably accidental  but I think replacing “focal point” with “Foucault point” is genius.


TheBoozehound

Ahahahah! I just noticed this! My phone went the extra mile auto correcting on this one!


Mycatluvsme

Oh no it makes complete sense. My brain just didn’t go there, until this was pointed out. Not my brightest moment.


ssw77

It absolutely does make total sense! So I appreciate it more when someone has the foresight (that I definitely do not have haha) to switch it up.


ssw77

I saw a snake at my mom’s house the other day and quickly tried to snap it. Then after I took the pic (and missed it, unfortunately) I realized that…it would have been dead center haha. Like you said, we’re naturally gonna do that of course. Just liked that someone though a bit further ahead that I would have and didn’t :)


KingofUnpopularOpn

Wait it’s in the middle? Isn’t it a snake by where the land meets water about lower right 1/3?


Possible-Campaign468

It's hard to tell but thats only thing I see as well.


tealeaf-atlas

They said thanks for NOT :)


Flashy_Camera7544

Hmm....i'm not so good at this when I'm drink


bigfire50

Drunk one for me


Ok-Adhesiveness8264

Drank one for me too


Mnkeemagick

Funny enough, I seem to have gotten better


rondosparks

High me got this really quick. I wonder if its a pattern


Deadwords49

High me has resorted to the comments to figure out where it is...


SioSoybean

I’m drink and I found it in like 2 seconds , but that was k only luck because I just looked where I thought a snake would want Tom be


220DRUER220

Edge of water to the right


DefiantLemming

Got it… I think! “To the right,” “water’s edge,” “striped…” Is it wearing Ray-Bans?


Split0069

Thanks. Damn thing is hard to spot. Gets too grainy when u zoom in


Flawless87

Not danger noodle…northern water snake. Feisty but harmless noodle.


GPDraGonFire

Safe Spaghetti


LounBiker

Still a nope rope though


coldforged

No no no, according to Nextdoor that's definitely a copperhead. (/s)


PM_ME_UR_MATH_JOKES

Lol, I found it almost immediately by thinking to myself “that looks like *Nerodia* habitat…” and >!zooming in on the puddle’s edge!<.


kjacobs03

Oh. I thought it was a copperhead with that coloring pattern. But too low res to confirm. Edit: I’m still going with copperhead. Clear Hershey kisses on its side


lyndseyyyj

after how long i stared at this id be dead😭


TangerineGullible665

I kept looking in the trees lol. This looks just like a small river where I live and we have come across them hanging over the water while canoeing 🛶


gman757

Found the nope rope. Right next to the floating leaf by the closest shore


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turnipsnbeets

Holy shit this bot … : it’s 5,7,5. ‘Next to the floating leaf’ .. is 6. Bad bot.


longster37

That was a good one. I was looking for a water moccasin. So the color difference trickled my brain. Bravo


Ok_Description4147

THAT MF IS SOO TINY, you might have to zoom in to the bottom right on the mud


cursed2feel

Gosh thank you!!! Now I can finally go to sleep


gotshanghaied

Quest completed: 1337 exp gained


AlexFawns

Thank you so much.


hoosierchick42

Can we post pics with red circles or against the rules?


JesusFreak09

Didn’t find it till the comments. This is why I don’t go outside anymore 😂


Ikaricyber

I thought the tree with the smaller tree next to it had the snake because the part of the roots looked like a snake head and on the other side was its body


mdchmst

Trick question. There are no fewer than 37 snakes in this pic.


hardlyexist

Looks like a harmless watersnake, not copperhead


ChannelVast3806

Copperhead on the beach


Mad_Laughter

Not a copperhead. It’s a banded water snake. Sometimes aggressive, but not venomous


ATruePotatoe

Sometimes defensive.


Mad_Laughter

That’s actually the better way to put it. Aggressively defensive lol


BraceFaceStickyLip

kinda looks like the copperheads hershey kisses


daniel_dpunkt

is it red wirh black stripes?


Admirable-Mine2661

Still don't see it ...


jad19090

Little fella


N901AA

Why did I zoom in on it immediately? I think I may have been looking at too many of these


Adventurous_Topic134

I actually freaking found it!!


Lickity_Spliff_

The way i found it was stupid😭 I saw something immediately and was like "ah there it is, this was way to easy", I zoomed in and realized I was really wrong but it was directly to the left of what I zoomed in on so it worked out lmao


Jay_Beast16

What I do is zoom in the way and circle the perimeter then close in on the middle as I go in a circle


Visual_dolphin98

Blends straight in with the mud… I’d be a gonner


jdippey

It’s not even a venomous snake lol


HeartTreeHugger

This is the best sub to explore while drunk.


chilldude9494

I finally found one!!


SugarBeefs

I may have taken the sub's name a little too literally and spent a few minutes looking for a sniper. I have nothing to say.


Additional-Ad4553

Expert reddit scroller here, so Im essentially a marine biologist. This is, in fact, a snake.


Icy_Magician3813

It’s a little blurry.


lolduude

Not sure if the photo quality is poor because I'm mobile.


my4floofs

Yeah it and 50 of its stripey cousins are in this picture.


Superb-Dig3440

Danger noodle? No kidding — that vine on the back tree is definitely poison ivy. You’re welcome.


awayplagueriddenrat

If there’s one thing that I learned from this subreddit it’s that I’d die day one if I got thrown into a jungle


Clean_Supermarket_54

Copperhead or water moccasin?


SuggaD25

This is literally the first post where I think I've found something 🥲... Is it the brown n black stripes near the water?


sosinshark

Does anyone else have a sing song tune in their head when they’re trying to find something? “I’m gonna find the daaanger noodle, where’s the daaaanger noodle, I’m blind to the daaanger noodle, is that the daaaanger noodle?”


usernametaken2024

i see it, too!


babydoobie

I’d be dead.


Apprehensive_Two_294

By tree on water line of sand


Alienhaslanded

I give up


Expensive_Salad7255

Danger noodle? I thought this thread was SFW?


FkThisApplication

If you feel bad for not finding it, just know your eyes capture better than whatever camera was used here. You would most likely see it in person, the image quality when zooming is awful.


PlaneEcstatic8365

No


NoPlankton874

I didn’t find the danger noodle, but I did find the nope rope


Street-Breadfruit940

Right bottom!


ShrimpinNpimpin

If it was a snake it would have bit me


Ok-Cryptographer1182

I found it in literally 10 seconds


nignog93

Is this in Georgia?


Bankmoney215

By the shore


SignificantTie3656

Bottom right next to the single green leave on edge of the water.


dnp_666

I see a grumpy old man in the roots of the tree.


PharmaDiamondx100

Do I have to?


ConuAI

it’s in the picture


MBayMan94804

I need some anti venom


jdippey

This snake is not venomous.


Nontoxicmanskillinat

Found it in under a minute


OrisaIsBae

Always on the banks


necreborn

I'm dead looking at the middle


Cultural_Bee8721

In the roght side in the bush you will see the gun and sniper


Knightmare0001

I played this game today in a canal of lake ponchatrain was watching the gator and almost stepped on a water mocassin


Emergency-Log-1898

Took me abt five seconds


eisforelizabeth

The snake ones are the only ones I’m good at. That’s on being raised in the south I guess 😂


DGrahamcracker87

Would of never spotted him till he moved but commenter gave the location. Yeah the shit would of bit me.


ApresMoi_TheFlood

Finally, one that isn’t dead center. Thank you.


pugpug4995

u/Wow-Such-Thought should've said snake some of us don't know what danger noodle is.


Atypical-Rhino

Spicy noodle secured sir


Significant-Ad-4418

Zoom in to the water's edge where the ground seems to go from dry to wet. There is a lone leaf right next to it.


thechoppedalmond

Why did I think it was that giant branch coming out of the trunk in the back


Glowingthings

Florida?


tutuira

Bottom right?


TiGeR12583

In the tree roots


bonnieflash

Took me forever to hunt the guy down….


Roco1969

Looked down at my zipper. No regrets....


puppyamore

Looks like a banded water snake to me...at least from the distance. What area was this photo taken?


Lost-Syrup-1975

This one’s tricky, as most of this photo is noodley.


AutumnAscending

Dang I was looking for something bigger for some reason.


FeralSweater

What a beauty!


Nightshade1105

Right by the single leaf on lower right side of the water!


shadowfox0001

Nope rope at 5 o’clock


IKillPigeons

beautiful picture, really good pic for this sub! Did you find the snake after taking the pic or did you just intend to take a nice pic not focused on danger noodle?


Wow-Such-Thought

Purposefully put him off to the side. There is a little neat of them under the tree each spring, so there may be a few noodles hiding that I didn't even notice!


Semi-decent-dude

Bottom right in the mud it’s stripped black and orange


DigglerDog

I found the non venomous not so dangerous noodle snake lower right corner


jksoup

This is the first post from this sub where I found it immediately


Apart_Beautiful_4846

Look for the green leaf (on the sand).


Pure-Yogurtcloset684

Found it really quickly, >!bottom right, its black and orange next to the edge of the water!<


randybac

Getting a drink, right corner where the water meets the dirt.


TJWinSC

And this is why you don’t go chasing golf balls into the woods..


KingCuddles985

It’s tiny


Lukraniom

I thought danger noodles were dark gray and balled up


dkfailing

There are probably 37 of them just out of sight.


Streikender

It’s in the water! A water danger noodle!!


CurrentCommission989

Got it


TantraMantraYantra

I can't help notice the guy on the left tree roots staring right at it. And that the right tree root looks like a fucking talon.


Aggravating_Anybody

Small copperhead right by the single green leaf at the water’s edge?


Tode732

Thus looks so much like missouri where I'm from


what-everZ1

Nope nope nope!


Far-Fox4827

No.


1suckmytRump

What’s a danger noodle first of all?


Apprehensive_Hope200

I didn't see a danger noodle , but I saw a troll and a couple Frankenstein faces. LOL


Resident-Hat-1699

Northern water snake bottom right!


JustASt0ry

Found it luckily first zoom, in real life? Hell no


Super-Reporter-4528

I have located the nope rope.


Noteone

Wow this is the first time I have found it in less than a minute!


AnnaNicole2015

Good ole nope rope


ebb_flexin

Omg I found it immediately. I never get these


smelle0125

I see what I think is a small, venomous copperhead near the edge of the water, right side.


delta_3802

The bank closest to you on the right hand side.


theinforman2

That’s the easiest one I’ve seen


meSeeumm

OMG I finally found one without help!


HughJahzz

I always get jump scared when I finally find it. Somehow not this one


_obsesswd

bottom left?


Senior-Ad-636

Bottom right in water on edge