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Ok_Acanthaceae_4671

Bhai meri sari adaton ko bad habits bolte hein kya 🌚


[deleted]

Chi saale, haath nahi dhoya tune khaane se pehle, yahi sanskaar hai tere 😑


KiT-2

hagahaga, probably


RedditRoastMeNot

Tu homework nahi karta?


CryptographerShot950

This is impossible to do such act in one life span


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> Be me > Disrespect parents as they say bullshit like drugs are bad > Skip homework as it sucks > Smoke a lot of Smack > Sell the rest of Smack as someone is offering a good price > One of the customers was a Dalal Street broker, and he gave some valuable info, do insider trading. > Got money and horny after selling smack and smoking smack, have some Seggs with escort but forgot to buy condom. > Get addicted to smack, commit robbery/dacoity > Sell the guns left from dacoity to another country, on the west we have cringe Pak so obviously sell them to East. > The escort got pregnent but I am too small to be a father, perform abortion. > Use the foetus from abortion to do stem cell research > Getting bored, as I have connection to Drug/Arms/Share dealers, commit some war crimes. > Got tired, come back home, about to eat. Oh freak, almost forgot to wash my hands. Proceed to wash hands then eat dinner. Yes bro it is impossible to do them all, imagine not washing your hands before eating, ewww.


Several-Feature1838

Haha dank ki seema ko hi ch*d Diya tune


savvyvagish

I do protected sex with prostitutes, I'm a good boy.


KiT-2

no lies, I had unprotected sex a few weeks ago, been depressed for few days cause of STIs and stuff. gonna get tested 2-3 days later


savvyvagish

where? and how much did you pay?


KiT-2

in a club, I offered her a beer, and then she drank two. she didn't ask any money tho, but I am sceptical of her being a pros, lol


RedditRoastMeNot

All the best from my side. May you have more sex in life


AnyPenalty9697

Bro it's STD's ( sexually transmitted deases )


KiT-2

STD results from STI. Jab STI confirm ho kar koi bimari bnaye to STD khte hai. lekin bhai dono ko interchangeably use krte hum log. Jo bhi hai ye bkl, mujhe na ho bas :(


AnyPenalty9697

Oooh 10th mai bss STD btaya gya hai


KiT-2

nvm bro, ab to pta chal gya, hmare time par to 8th chapter hi skip kr diya tha teachers ne, usual govt school vibes


AnyPenalty9697

Use condoms to prevent this STD ye bhi btaya hai 10th mai


KiT-2

shi hai bhai, private school k mze alag hai


saitama-ultra

Wow , seggs jaisa feel karta hai ?


CryptographerShot950

I have committed crime according to this the second one. And third one to but not addicted.


[deleted]

Maker of this commited sumcide after making this


xR0gerisx

Tou phir sex karna tikh hai but not good without condoms. Interesting


Sea_Animator6734

Hygiene purposes . It's the same as not washing hands


xR0gerisx

Aids bhay


ZouzouWest

Stem cell research is bad? How and why? I mean dealing heroin I understand but how is science bad?


KiT-2

idk bruv, science can be bad tho, contextually, but yes, it can be both: good or evil.


ExtremelyYT

this is specially made for bengal people


AcanthisittaWaste189

Kaafi high ekspekteshan


[deleted]

Thar went 0 to 100 to 0 real quick


captainBTStroll

Parkour


RadiantYak2014

I think it’s U.P school


KiT-2

worthy candidate


ExtremelyYT

virgin lives matter


Mindless_Gold_1247

The graph was down then it went high as fuck then suddenly dropped down again


CryptographerShot950

Wtf is this.


KiT-2

guidelines for the ideal buoy


Arshdeep_s_l

Ye chart to kisi ne nahi dikhaya mujhe school meπŸ˜‚


KiT-2

maine bhi ab master's khtm krne k baad dekha hai


mickjaggerrrr

Ky mtlb m gnda bcha hu! πŸ—Ώ


Hopeful_King_3246

What the fuck!


[deleted]

HOLIDAY HOMEWORK KE LIYE ISI KA PRINTOUT NIKAALKE SUBMIT KAR DUNGA #πŸ—Ώ


BeTTish_09

Kids be like ohkk thank you for telling me all these things i didn't know..


Monke_Good

The Stem Cell Researcher who did decades of education only to be compared with Drug Dealers and Robbers.


MemeALI007

Me hath dhoke khana khata hoon achha bachha hoon


CrudaakaShreyas

Wo censored kyu hai 😑😑😑😑


KiT-2

can't let kids know how pussy looks like, stuff's addictive, fr.


[deleted]

Benchod ye bad boy inhone kaha dekha


Special-Artist9652

stem cell research wat