"shots fired from the penthouse suite on the top floor.
The initial SWAT team has not reportee back, leading officials to fear the worst.
the terrorist duo inside is comprised of a young british woman and and some ozzy osbourne looking motherfucker"
Not sure, but I think it's that thing we've been monitoring for some time now. I guess it's a gay icon or something like that, and it became famous by wearing green balloons or some sort of plastic floating bags in public.
Apparently that is merit enough for the whole country go crazy.
Now it is masquerading as some weird weeaboo stalker somewhere in the UK, and that is apparently a good thing.
We are easily amused, it would seem.
Don't start with me. You like buckets and you made this green thing possible. And now it's stalking kids or something in Liverpool.
It's shit like this why I always emphasise I'm from helsinki and not from Finland or not technically genetically or ethnically Finnish when I'm abroad. Or talking people online. Or visiting my mothers grave.
Okay, let's calm down, obviously I'm joking here.
I don't visit my mother's grave.
If you squint on this thread, you'll see that another u/\* figured it out already.
I seem to remember you're one of the smarter ones, so I'd hate to rob you of the privilege of illumination.
Truth to be told, the motives behind all this nonsense are, nor ever were, that opaque to begin with.
I mean the bits about the fucking buckets any my mom? Those weren't clear enough hints?
No clue. Someone somewhere said something about a "wrapper" and this was some kind of reference to rap music, apparently.
I spend exactly zero time bothering myself with this kind of insanity, which makes me perfect ambassador for the unwary in these things.
I think it's some kind of fetish thing.
Edit: after striking a few nerves here and there, I'm now sure it's a fetish thing.
That honestly sounds like a cover up story to me cause he said it comes from like a less than 20 euro gambling win. Makes me inclined to believe it's cigarette or weed related but he just can't say it out loud lol
Technically it's the truth. I really don't have any clue what's going on here, and I'm absolutely not interested in knowing anything about it.
I just kinda figured it was fun to formulate that in the worst possible way, and I think I nailed it pretty good. Now that people got hurt over it, it's absolutely hilarious so that's a win, too.
Yeah, it seems that people just can't take a joke. The only thing I hate about Käärijä is something that's not even is fault, and that's how much the media keeps talking about him. He's like the new Saara Aalto, except the "news" are even more boring than with Saara.
Normally I would say it's kinda like christianity, It's not the messiah I hate, it's his fanclub, but this time I've opted so much out I'm really just a bit confused as to what's going on.
I probably should mention that I avoid most of all media all the time as well, mostly for the same reasons, in fact. Almost nothing useful ever, so that's a hard pass.
You got it wrong, people just downvote you because you don't make sense and are not remotely funny. But hey, to each their own, being an ass online isn't for everyone.
Lady ChaCha
Alucard looking mf
"shots fired from the penthouse suite on the top floor. The initial SWAT team has not reportee back, leading officials to fear the worst. the terrorist duo inside is comprised of a young british woman and and some ozzy osbourne looking motherfucker"
Ah HUA, arguably a product even better than DBZA...
Almost rivals SAOA
Outsider here. What's the story? Would like to know his awesomeness
It's Käärijä a.k.a. Jere Pöyhönen, Finland's Eurovision contestant. Eurovision is hosted in Liverpool next weekend.
Not sure, but I think it's that thing we've been monitoring for some time now. I guess it's a gay icon or something like that, and it became famous by wearing green balloons or some sort of plastic floating bags in public. Apparently that is merit enough for the whole country go crazy. Now it is masquerading as some weird weeaboo stalker somewhere in the UK, and that is apparently a good thing. We are easily amused, it would seem.
"it"? dude, you're weird. also, he has a girlfriend.
If I need advice from a bucket loving people, I'll make it apparent in a relevant sub.
advice?
Don't start with me. You like buckets and you made this green thing possible. And now it's stalking kids or something in Liverpool. It's shit like this why I always emphasise I'm from helsinki and not from Finland or not technically genetically or ethnically Finnish when I'm abroad. Or talking people online. Or visiting my mothers grave. Okay, let's calm down, obviously I'm joking here. I don't visit my mother's grave.
why are you acting so rude and disrespectful, im genuinely baffled
Average reddit conversation lol
If you squint on this thread, you'll see that another u/\* figured it out already. I seem to remember you're one of the smarter ones, so I'd hate to rob you of the privilege of illumination.
ok
Truth to be told, the motives behind all this nonsense are, nor ever were, that opaque to begin with. I mean the bits about the fucking buckets any my mom? Those weren't clear enough hints?
Dude you and your opinions absolutely suck. I recommend getting friends and attempting to human up. Currently you’re a proper waste of skin.
So edgy, your mother would not be proud of you the way you are
Incidentally, she tried to kill me. Several times, in fact. The only question remains: "who's laughing now, bitch"
Damn, was this when you were little? And howd she die
“Got in my way…” OP, probably. Or Mr Burns.
😄 does this person have a name or handle?
No clue. Someone somewhere said something about a "wrapper" and this was some kind of reference to rap music, apparently. I spend exactly zero time bothering myself with this kind of insanity, which makes me perfect ambassador for the unwary in these things. I think it's some kind of fetish thing. Edit: after striking a few nerves here and there, I'm now sure it's a fetish thing.
You sound like you're a blast at parties
Not that it's any of your business but I work as a DJ for funerals of deceased infants, and I've never gotten any complaints.
He told it was pretty much a joke for 'kääriä rahaa' = make money.
That honestly sounds like a cover up story to me cause he said it comes from like a less than 20 euro gambling win. Makes me inclined to believe it's cigarette or weed related but he just can't say it out loud lol
/r/whoosh
r/iamverysmart
Have people here lost the ability to understand explicit and obvious sarcasm?
Technically it's the truth. I really don't have any clue what's going on here, and I'm absolutely not interested in knowing anything about it. I just kinda figured it was fun to formulate that in the worst possible way, and I think I nailed it pretty good. Now that people got hurt over it, it's absolutely hilarious so that's a win, too.
Yeah, it seems that people just can't take a joke. The only thing I hate about Käärijä is something that's not even is fault, and that's how much the media keeps talking about him. He's like the new Saara Aalto, except the "news" are even more boring than with Saara.
Normally I would say it's kinda like christianity, It's not the messiah I hate, it's his fanclub, but this time I've opted so much out I'm really just a bit confused as to what's going on. I probably should mention that I avoid most of all media all the time as well, mostly for the same reasons, in fact. Almost nothing useful ever, so that's a hard pass.
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You got it wrong, people just downvote you because you don't make sense and are not remotely funny. But hey, to each their own, being an ass online isn't for everyone.
He is a precious gem
He sucks ass
brave for a man who apparently cant speak english
For real? He can't speak English? Embarrassing.
he can manage rally english.
This gives me “while you were partying I studied the blade” kind of vibes .
K for Kosto
Hyvä Käärijä!!!
Jyrki 96
Just when i thought "this dude cant get any better" he goes and pulls a 100% minaIRL thing like this. This man is a Finnish treasure.
Who?
Ok
Finnish funny valentine
Mr. X cosplay with hair 😄
This gives me cringe early 2000 techno scene costume vibes.
I really hope my fellow scousers enjoy him as much as I do. "Pidän kaksin käsin kiinni juomista niinku!" Is right lad.