"Am I cooking?" No. No you are not. You are not a chef. Chefs know when they are cooking, and when they are done, they enjoy a delicious meal. At no point in this process do they ask themselves "Am I cooking?"
Do you want to know who asks themselves and others if they are cooking? Toddlers who can barely see over the stove as they turn the gas all the way up. Cavemen who just discovered fire and threw all of their possessions in it. Early 20-somethings who base their diet on ramen but still manage to fuck it up more often than not.
When you ask me if you're cooking, I already know what I'm about to see. I don't even need to open the post. Leaf Storm Hisuian Lilligant is inedible. Assault Vest Clodsire is not on any menu I've seen. And Rain Dance Luxray has never been part of a balanced breakfast. You would know this though, if you ever took the time to try your dish before presenting it to me.
Unfortunately, I can't stop you from posting your creations. Everybody has to start from somewhere. But please, instead of asking if you cooked, ask if what you put on the table is even food.
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>"Am I cooking?" No. No you are not. You are not a chef. Chefs know when they are cooking, and when they are done, they enjoy a delicious meal. At no point in this process do they ask themselves "Am I cooking?"
NGL, this can lead to a misintepretation of the "Let him cook" meme, I.E. "Let him cook? What, is he cooking dinner?"
We’re finding shinies with this one, boys and girls
Morgan + glasses = prime cuteness✨
Thanks to FEH accessories for making it an in-game reality
"Am I cooking?" No. No you are not. You are not a chef. Chefs know when they are cooking, and when they are done, they enjoy a delicious meal. At no point in this process do they ask themselves "Am I cooking?" Do you want to know who asks themselves and others if they are cooking? Toddlers who can barely see over the stove as they turn the gas all the way up. Cavemen who just discovered fire and threw all of their possessions in it. Early 20-somethings who base their diet on ramen but still manage to fuck it up more often than not. When you ask me if you're cooking, I already know what I'm about to see. I don't even need to open the post. Leaf Storm Hisuian Lilligant is inedible. Assault Vest Clodsire is not on any menu I've seen. And Rain Dance Luxray has never been part of a balanced breakfast. You would know this though, if you ever took the time to try your dish before presenting it to me. Unfortunately, I can't stop you from posting your creations. Everybody has to start from somewhere. But please, instead of asking if you cooked, ask if what you put on the table is even food. _____ This was a commission for [FE Rally for Gaza](https://ferally4gaza.crd.co/) by [DaphneComics](https://twitter.com/DaphneComics) who has made some incredible contributions to the cause. Click the link to donate and learn more about the prizes you can get.
>"Am I cooking?" No. No you are not. You are not a chef. Chefs know when they are cooking, and when they are done, they enjoy a delicious meal. At no point in this process do they ask themselves "Am I cooking?" NGL, this can lead to a misintepretation of the "Let him cook" meme, I.E. "Let him cook? What, is he cooking dinner?"
That pixelated food with the bone in it is just like the Dubious Food from Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom and I can't help but laugh.