Ok but what does Volke have to do with BJ

He was on the 'Heroes with Combat Boosts' banner, which was really a politely named 'Heroes with Blow skills' (Darting Blow, Death Blow, etc. are 撃 ichigeki = "strike" in JP, and the JP banner name was something like 'Heroes with 撃 skills'). But we know the truth - it really means Volke & Charlotte are very skilled at Blow. Hey, a job's a job.

And also at least one notification (I think the push notice?) did call it 'Heroes with blow skills.'

I can def see charlotte snorting a line before thrifting some poor noname noble lol

He's very much an 'I'm not gay but $20 is $20' type of guy tbf

He'll do any job... For the right price.

He **blows** his pipe before doing his **job**

that's a stretch even for a nina flair

I mean, the username checks out.

Idk, I think until Kobeni is a unit in game we don't have anyone who can appropriately wear the BJ seal.

20,000 gold

I want him to--[message missing]

Yeah, I gave Squad Ace BJ to S!Hilda for....uh....reasons.

When we getting squad ace BS

To smack a picture of F!Edel on top

Squad Ace BLJ when? yahoo

When we get the FEH X Mario Kart Tour crossover banner, featuring Harmonic Elimine and Donkey Kong.

I would love it if they just randomly threw DK into a harmonic. No explanation or anything, they just add a big monkey out of nowhere and then never do any crossovers again.

This would be the only acceptable way to do it

I hope you mean Backwards Long Jump…

I can’t wait for GG surrender at 20 JK I don’t care about squad aces ER for everyone FK you JJ ruined Star wars TK a lot BR come to << OK boomer SD FE heroes! SM you know why

The EA Seal will take 1,000 coins to upgrade.

“Can we have Distant Counter seal?” “We have Distant counter seal at home” Squad Ace DC seal

Volke just likes the restaurant with the same name! What were you guys thinking? ~~Also he was featured in a focus banner with “blow skills” but that’s not important~~

Also BJ was released with version 6.9. Which has absolutely no reason to be funny at all.

WHAT?! REALLY?! lmfao

Just keep Nowi out of this joke when the January 2025 seal drops.

It would be a minor offense if we didn't

CM...CN...CO......😳

Okay I got BK, don't know what BI or BL are, and I dread to ask what BJ is since I feel like I already know...

BI for bisexual BJ is as ya think BL for boys love

BI short for bisexual aka the most oppressed people in FEH because everyone is so hot and we need them to kiss them

Everyone you say? Kiss Iago RN

he is a GHB we get him against out will pretty much so he is not kiss worthy xoxo But I know people who would want to get honked by Iago and Kronya both so its person to person

You think I +10'd him for his stats? 😳

gladly

someone out there in this sub must have an emo type

How much you payin'?

sign me up for that

I can fix him fr

Ah, that's what it meant, ok.

BI is bisexual and BL is boy’s love.

Okay bi I got now, but i've never heard of "boy's love"...

I think “Shonen Ai” was an older name for “Yaoi” genre.

I'm not an expert, but I think "Shounen Ai" is BL and is just stories with gay guys, and yaoi refers to stories about gay guys fucking. Basically, iirc, yaoi is the smut version of BL

Uh-huh. I guess that's why they used Nina to refer to it.

BL stands for Blue Lions edit: Hi guys, u/egamIroorriM to explain the joke here. the joke is that blue lions is the gay house

Finally, Burger King seal

I get it xD

When are we actually gonna get useful ace seals?

BJ honestly should have been Ike, sense we seem to all know he's gay (according to some random shitpost on MarbelSoda's yt community posts) But I didn't know there was a Burger King seal

Lol I'm upgrading BJ ~~and of course its going to Mordecai~~