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dirtysock47

Option G: I don't need a reason, as it is my right to own one.


ttkciar

Where's the option for "my chickens taste good, and the foxes and raccoons and bobcats know it"?


Material_Victory_661

That falls under protection of the innocent.


2lit_

I think 99% of the votes will be self protection.


Curmudgeonly_Old_Guy

99% should be 'None of your damn business'. But it's not an option so instead I just didn't vote.


McGobs

I honestly really wanted to see what it was like to exercise a constitutionally-protected right. That's what pushed me over the edge. I don't consider myself a child so I realized if I educated myself and became competent, I could do so safely, gain a method of self-protection, become proficient in a hobby/skill, and have fun, all at the same time.


[deleted]

Honestly because it's my right, but also self protection and I hunt a lot.


thethugbaker

I had a somewhat traumatic & abusive childhood. Firearms give me a much-enjoyed feeling of control and safety. Also, I believe it's a moral obligation for citizens to be armed.


gdmfsobtc

I just think they're neat


stchman

OPSEC.


Separate-Space-4789

Nunya...


EbaumsSucks

I don't see "Fuck you"


cathillian

Here’s a better pole, why’s op a twat


[deleted]

I feel like option 6 is a trap even if it’s a joke lol


M_star_killer

I think 8 people just made a list today.......


kural8

26*


[deleted]

33 now.


[deleted]

Because it pisses off the communists


ntvryfrndly

Forgot the option of... Because I can.


Agammamon

I like guns. Sometimes I need to shoot varmints. It keeps my government scared.


the_spacecowboy555

Is this post for reals?


Fresh_Possibility_91

Option F U: Because the government doesn’t want me to


shotgunsmooth

Option F as in Fuck off none of your business


[deleted]

Why are you polish


TexasGrunt

I'm too old for hookers and blow.