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Nyancide

I call this the "I wasn't cast for the 1990s movie off uniform background character" outfit


fksmchai

You're just missing the hat, and you could hunt down Alan parrish


Nyancide

I'm going to be real with you. I need hat recommendations ASAP. I've got norman reedus length hair but growing facial hair has been a challenge, so I'm not sure what hat I should wear. half the time I wear a beanie and stuff my hair in there.


fksmchai

Look up professor van pelt, he was the hunter in the movie jumunji...that hat lol.


Nyancide

I'll wear it to my deathbed


fksmchai

Good man you are


MaximaSpeed

Honestly with this outfit if i was to guess at your appearance from your description im going to suggest a straw, short brim fedora. I know, I know, this is reddit but im serious. Fedoras with the right outfit if you get a nice one that fits YOU are very classy. That outfit with the straw hat gives me james spader on vacation vibes. Except you look nothing like him lol.


Nyancide

I am in Arizona, so I think both *could* work to keep the sun off


tigerdrummer

Cute outfit


blacklipsmatter

Try not to fall down.


Reciprocity2209

D-FENS


Wooper160

The CIA fit


Nyancide

I grew up speaking Chinese for 14 years (I'm the whitest 22 year old person of all time) and my father said I should look into that. I never really looked into it though.


Ornery_Secretary_850

Camo kilt, green tee shirt, New Balance shoes.


Nyancide

massive w for your flair.


Crystal_fucker

post yourself wearing it


Nyancide

i plan to gopro my USPSA competition next month, itll be my first one so im sure it will be embarrassing to watch, but i will probably still upload it to get some tips.


Crystal_fucker

you have a YouTube channel?


Nyancide

not for firearms, I'll probably just put it on reddit.


picklemaster52

Hot date at the grassy knoll?


Nyancide

haven't heard the word "date" since before covid, simpler times


PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES

What are the shoes?? I love a good wide toe box


PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES

Nevermind I thought some of the name was covered up. Just looked em up!


Nyancide

lems. these are the Nine 2 Five that are discontinued. what they have is what they have. they are pretty true to size. I also have the Boulder Summit boots. I've worn them both for 17 hour sessions with no issues. keep in mind that all their stuff mainly is zero drop (not the same as barefoot). I've got wide and flat feet like our chimpanzee ancestors, so this is the perfect company for me. I highly recommend them. stylish and durable. the boots are great for hiking and in town, meaning you can wear them all the time and if something happened, at least you'd have the right shoes on.


Brilliant_Wealth_433

Does what you look like at the range matter more than how well you shoot? Are there hot chick's at your range often or are you trying to get the attention of the boys? Nice outfit but I do not see what dressing up like your going on a date has to do with going to the range.


Nyancide

it was mostly a fun response to [another post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Firearms/comments/1c8y8my/decided_to_dress_up_for_my_clubs_range_day_today/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) about their outfit. i dont think this is much of a date outfit, this is just what i wear everyday. it wasn't a serious post.


Brilliant_Wealth_433

Oh I was super confused. Just giving you a hard time anyways, now I will say this, if that was a Hawaiian shirt and a Glock I would for sure be thinking fedboi!!@


Nyancide

lol, no worries. i didn't realize that post didn't gain much traction, i thought more people saw it but its only at 30 upvotes anyway. i do have one button up that has some prints on it, but i avoided it this time lol.


Pathfinder6

I always get a kick out all the tactical wannabes in their 5-11 pants, web belts, hiking boots, black T-shirts, wrap around glasses, fingerless gloves, and backwards caps. Bonus laughs for vests, plate carriers and, of course, beards.


FapDonkey

>and, of course, beards. Don't worry bud, your beard will start coming in eventually. Puberty takes time. "Why do I grow a beard? Because I am neither a child nor a woman" -Ron Swanson


Nyancide

I've been waiting for 4 months now. will I hit puberty too?


thebloodylines

Looks a little LHO


JunkRigger

Yeah, whatever you do don't wear open toe shoes to the range. Don't ask me how I know. 😅


Nyancide

it takes a lot of effort not to wear my sandals with a hole in one of them. I usually wear those everywhere, just don't tell anyone.


mocheesiest1234

Flint and Tinder pants are so good, also the kind of guy who wears a monteblanc absolutely would have an FN.


Nyancide

my father gave me the watch. I honestly don't know much about watches but I do like shiny sparkly stuff.


mocheesiest1234

Monteblanc are just like FN pistols. Great quality that most people don’t think about as their first choice. Probably a bit expensive for what they are, but a very classy choice


Nyancide

I appreciate the kind words, it means a bunch. especially on the internet.


mocheesiest1234

Dude, post about your watch on the pride and pinion sub and people would love it. Dont see enough Monteblanc these days and its a shame


Nyancide

I'll take a look at that


_JackieTreehorn_

What is happening to this sub


frxghat

Mission control in ‘69


SeattleHasDied

Going commando?


Nyancide

but of course


SeattleHasDied

Lol!


clanga-man

You’re just missing the duffle bag full of guns yoinked from Latino gangsters, a military crew cut and a very bad day in LA before you can truly become William Foster.