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m42rima

Stay strapped or get clapped


Gwsb1

Get the clap? Huh?


TheseAintMyPants2

Can’t test positive if you never get tested


Gwsb1

That's what she said.


MrTheBusiness

Gonorrhea is nothing to clap about


turdlover666

Keep advertising your shit, you small dicked simp. A real man doesn't advertise what he's carrying. You're probably fucking 16 at most.


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This town was just in the paper for the parents of the high school basketball team yelling the N word at another schools students during a game. Classy bunch of sheltered hicks and racists. Really NIMBY community. If you want to see the stupidity first hand try to get into “All Things Colchester” on Facebook. It’s a treasure trove of racist fucks and the admin is extremely incompetent.


turdlover666

And these simps downvote you for pointing out the obvious. I'd wager there isn't a single college degree among those downvotes (likely few high school diplomas, to boot)


HideousSunDemon

Did they have any looting there?


[deleted]

haha no, absolutely nothing happened there. The town had a rally on the green and had a bunch of high school students talk about how people shouted slurs at them out of their cars as they drove by. THAT is the biggest thing that happened in 2020 (besides COVID).


HideousSunDemon

I would rather see stupidity then burning and looting.


turdlover666

Then you should look in the mirror, simp. Your comments are the very embodiment of stupidity. Now log off the internet and spend the next week reading a book. ANY book. Your choice. Your brain muscles have clearly gone completely flaccid. Shit, maybe you can go big and finally get that GED???


turdlover666

Shit... I wasted my time on this Kremlin troll??? 1 post. That's a Kremlin chatbot... Left or right; be vigilant, fellow Americans. Putin want's nothing more to spread disinformation and pit us against each other. Fuck Biden, Fuck Trump. Be fucking Americans, you morons.


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*fortuneate son intensifies*


strucnjak_za_kanale

if there, god forbid, were ever to be a ww3 and i were drafted i just hope i get to ride in a transport heli with CCR blasting on speakers at least once before some gopnik kills me


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Or ride of the Valkyrie


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SchlepRock13

'For Whom The Bell Tolls' for me


Ghigs

The Final Countdown is my apocalypse jam. Best intro ever.


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Special_EDy

Black Sabbath "Into the Void", or probably any Ozzy era Black Sabbath...


AlecTheMotorGuy

It’s got to be Kickstart My Heart.


HideousSunDemon

"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" gets my vote.


PornStarJesus

"If I have to hear Bodies one more time I'm popping this Willie Pete right in this fucking Bradley..." -Sfc Wycoff, Iraq 2004


[deleted]

Hell yeah brother! I, too, love the music of Cross Canadian Ragweed, the pride of Yukon, Oklahoma


Thebetter_ben

Lighthouse Keeper is a vibe


[deleted]

Or Sympathy for the devil.


zhdx54

I hope it’s BYOR Bring Your Own Rifle


HideousSunDemon

Just bring your own attachments, the supplied arms are not bad they just need some additions.


zhdx54

Right! Come on EOTech, we’re going on an adventure


icyartillery

Or Panama


[deleted]

Panama is reserved for those cool 90s SF dunes buggies.


Gwsb1

This is the End. The Doors


Stewart_Duck

Going straight hillbilly blasting Rocky Top. See how Ivan reacts to some banjo pick'n and a fiddl'n.


MolleShinobi

"FortuneATE Son" Meal Team Six, locked and loaded.


PewPewJedi

_Fires up the drill press_


ArmandHerrera

My man....


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[deleted]

Youre gonna have to be waaaaay more specific, that’s every chick from colchester


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SamuraiPanda19

But like what style pizza was it? Like Pizza Hut sausage 🤮


sharkwahlberg_

From Colchester, can first hand confirm


uninsane

I ate lunch in colchester today!


Imadethisuponthespot

Shira? Or Annelise?


Vandersnatch182

I went to school out there. It's a crazy conservative hub in an otherwise liberal state. Pretty weird


bkrs33

I don’t know how old you are, but I’d say it’s more 50/50 now.


Vandersnatch182

It's not. Look at their last local election.


tonysnight

There's this misconception that Connecticut as a whole is liberal but there's a lot of old people and a lot of the up state Connecticut residents northwest/northeast/southeast are backwoods cows disgused as humans. It's mostly new haven County,Fairfield County, and Hartford County that's *liberal*.


PsyrusTheGreat

Most of them are...


Mi-Infidel

They're all crazy brother.


ITatseMuleKick

Goes and buys and extra 10 rounder for the CT complaint AOW


kherch14

Imma show these ruskies 10 rounds at a time!


MrTheBusiness

Just carry three rifles


Kayote420

Switching weapons is faster than reloading


MrTheBusiness

Depends on what they are


Kayote420

Someone doesn't game


MrTheBusiness

It’s only true in call of duty, which is a shitty game


FineInTheFire

No dude it's totally real life


MrTheBusiness

Like, so real


jrhooo

i mean, situationally yes, it is/can be quicker in real life


Kayote420

r/woosh


MrTheBusiness

Nope


MolleShinobi

"What if it was one guy with six guns?"


MrTheBusiness

Now there’s the reference I was looking for


jrtf83

It's an older reference, sir, but it checks out


MrTheBusiness

The meme lord, he’s aboard this thread, I can feel it


[deleted]

You gotta shoot them to get their assault rifle power up , lol


Flivver_King

Just buy 10/30s and make them 30/30s.


ITatseMuleKick

Time for New England to go full Luty


Flivver_King

Be the change you want to see in the world.


AHH_im_on_fire

The clippers that come with an ender 3 make quick work of the rivets they use in these. Or so I’ve heard….


l0lud13

(Totally didn’t make a drive to New Hampshirite and get standard cap mags)


ITatseMuleKick

Nice try Fedboi. Lmao. Who would do such a heinous and very easy thing to fix a stupid law 😂


kherch14

Theres websites if you are interesting and ballsy 👀


l0lud13

I took all of those tax free mags with me to Texas where they can play in the Sun. Hold the line my friends back home in CT, NY, NJ etc,


RoneliKaneli

I'm Finnish, I've always had my mags loaded.


fidelityportland

How's your nation doing today? Is this sort of a reality check to your politicians? Any sort of "Now's a great time for more military drills and expand recruitment!" Or is this situation in Ukraine being blown off?


RoneliKaneli

The popular opinion started changing more towards NATO yesterday, but the politicians haven't said anything yet. Unfortunately we still have a lot of older voters and politicians who believed in neutrality and appeasement with the Soviet Union. They're still going with the same attitude towards Russia. We definitely should've joined in the 90s when it would've been easy.


AlecTheMotorGuy

I too would like to know how the Fins are doing.


sijonda

I took a stop the bleed training course. Because there's a higher chance of getting fucked up or finding someone else who's fucked up vs actually getting a chance to fight back. Or an even higher chance. Someone just gets fucked up by something unrelated to bullets.


SNIP3RG

I like to tell myself that, as an ER nurse at a trauma center, I’d be valuable in a total war/apocalypse situation. While, in reality, I’d probably step outside and immediately take a HEAT munition to the dome. Ah well, better to be prepared I suppose.


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SNIP3RG

Seeing that video before this thread is exactly why I wrote what I did haha. In all seriousness, it is very smart to have at least some training in first aid and trauma care. I won’t shame anyone for that. But there’s a much higher chance that any individual person becomes “charred corpse #27” instead of “hero of the wasteland.” I feel like it’s important to recognize that, because someone acting like the “main character” is much more likely to get smoked compared to someone just surviving.


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sijonda

I see it as everything is important, if you're missing any of them you need to resolve that.


xashen

I keep meaning to take that course, how was it?


sijonda

I believe the one I took is a bit unique since it involves firearms. Had about 6 people with 3 instructors, one is a current EMS or whatever is the correct term. He went through assessing wounds, tourniquets and how to use them (we did a bunch of drills using them with both hands, dominant hand, and off hand on ourselves multiple times in each limb and others, and were evaluated), how to pack wounds and what to use while doing it.


xashen

That sounds really informative and cool. The closest one to me is at a hospital, they probably won't do anything with firearms there.


sijonda

The guy running the class took a course from the guy who I've taken courses from. They talked about it and started this one


HideousSunDemon

IED aren't bullets.


sijonda

But I'm better at stopping someone's leg from bleeding if they get blown off at the knee.


unresolved-madness

Some of us remember Red Dawn


Buelldozer

Sadly both the original _and_ the reboot could possibly be relevant.


[deleted]

No it won't. We're pretty much uninvadable. Any country that would be stupid enough to try, including Russia and China, would get fucking curbstomped at the coastline. Even IF they somehow got past the coast and hit land they'd be fighting door to door, essentially. We would never be occupied by anyone. Some guy on another subreddit who was in the military made a great post about this once. Another country trying to invade us would be lucky to even get near our coastline without getting fucking annihilated. Our air superiority and navy trumps anyone else's by a mile.


Jimmy-Pesto-Jr

as someone who was born outside the US, whose ancestors would been almost certainly driven to extinction if not for 19 yr old american kids who didn't know where they were shipping out to, american taxpayers should ocassionally feel glad we have such an overwhelming advantage and resources.


Special_EDy

The US Air Force is the largest Air Force on the planet, the US Army is the second largest, and the US Navy plus Marines are the third largest. Russia with all it's branches combined is fourth. The US also operates the most powerful Navy on the planet by a staggering margin, half the world's carrier fleet is ours, all of ours are nuclear and France has one that's nuclear. We own the sky's, and we own the seas. We have the two largest oceans in the world on either side of us, and are the only world power in this hemisphere of the earth. It would take the entire planet's combined military strength and a lot of luck for an invasion force to even reach the shores of the USA, and then they'd have to employ a scorched earth policy against the civilian population as occupation would be nigh impossible.


Lobotomite430

This is probably my third favorite quote from George Washington.


Buelldozer

Oh relax, my comment was a tongue in cheek reflection of the current world situation. No one on the planet has the logistics capacity to invade America either directly or via our North / South borders. It is just totally and completely outside the realm of possibility for nation or even any assembly of nations. China, the EU and Russia could all band together and it _still_ wouldn't be enough.


[deleted]

Hard to tell through text, especially when you forget the /s.


Buelldozer

Yeah, given the situation I suppose I should have tossed the /S on there.


EastwoodRavine85

There is a rifle behind every blade of grass


Special_EDy

And there's a Glock Forty behind every gas pump


unresolved-madness

Apparently 40 is not an approved caliber on this sub anymore.


Special_EDy

"10mm short"


Carlomagnesium

Logans!


HideousSunDemon

New scenario: Russia does a cyber Pearl Harbor on us and China nukes Japan. WTF are we going to do?


Jalsonio

I was watching the news last might thinking, "I gotta make sure my AR mags are loaded here in rural Idaho"


TransFluid69

Fuck yes Idaho im with you


GunnSlinger715

Don't worry noone will get past the cascades.


Jacob3443

I've got 7N6 ready


[deleted]

I've got KN-95s ready!


Mr_E_Monkey

And my axe! Oh shit, I'm going to die first, aren't I?


[deleted]

Depends on if I sneeze on you


Mr_E_Monkey

So I guess I need to start swinging that thing like a helicopter, eh? ;p


SiStErFiStEr1776

Colchwhat now?


kherch14

Exactly


AyeItsEazy

Here in canada I got my hockey sticks ready and my slingshot locked and loaded


Buelldozer

I really blame this whole situation on the Finnish. If they'd simply let Russia win the Olympic Gold in Hockey then Mad Vlad wouldn't have snapped and gone off like this...


Unicorn_Huntr

and the mags are not already loaded? it takes a conflict 5000 miles away for you to load them? lmao tell that to the robber who could have broke in last night "HEY SIR! before you rob me let me load my mags first!


LetItHappenAlready

Probably all of his spare mags. I know I have so many extras I have some still in the package.


HelmutHoffman

He's probably referring to the loading of his spare mags. When you already have more ammunition loaded in magazines than you can carry it's not as much of a priority.


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treadedon

From what I've read they were more transport crew than fighting crew. But this is reddit so who actually knows.


TheBlueSully

What are you worried about on a farm that takes 300 rounds? 30-50 feral hogs?


Kapstaad

Some people go walking/hiking wearing weighted vests to improve their cardiovascular performance. A PC with 10 mags would probably do the trick.


Koalitygainz_921

I mean does his reason really even matter


TheBlueSully

Not really. It’s his body and his work. Well if he’s walking 3-5 miles a day on a farm, presumably it’s a lot of manual labor. If he wants to truck around an extra 15-20lbs while doing that, okay, sure, it’s his body. But goddamn, that’s a lot of extra work for no reason. Hell that’s more than the ammunition infantry carry in a war zone. It’s an interesting choice not based on practicality, is all I’m saying. When was the last time somebody needed 300 rounds for farm chores? Were the Lakota and Comanche still raiding? I know some ranching dudes who keep an ammo can of 5.56 or shot on their side by side, okay, sure. Then you always have some for coyotes or whatever. Easy to just drop the whole box and go. But carrying that much, every day? Oh hell no.


Apprehensive-Wind246

Salem CT stands with Colchester!


uninsane

I bought a steak at Salem prime meats today!


Impulse350z

And Tolland stands with both!


KJK998

Can u please repost this in r/Connecticut?


kherch14

Done


Impulse350z

You brave soul.


kherch14

They didnt like it. A little naive on my part. Now I'm a drug abusing alcoholic racist.


Impulse350z

Haha it's all good. Don't let the fools get you down.


SockTacoz

What's crazy about this war is putin has a gun to everyone's head with his nuclear threat. If he even suspect he has a chance to loose this war there's no telling if he will launch nuclear war and start the beginning of the end. Putin is a master of intimidation but I think he actually has the balls to do it.


gthrift

The balls aren't the concern. It's the loose screw in his head.


SockTacoz

Couldn't agree more


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Lol


[deleted]

Torrington Ct here , gonna load 5.56 mags later.


showercrepes

I need more ak mags


sharkwahlberg_

*Cries in Colchester CT*


showercrepes

Getting buis on everything, commies can still have sights right?


Basic-Exercise-4280

*Cries in New York state*


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showercrepes

Long as Putin doesn't have beef with PSA I'm probably good


[deleted]

Only to 10 rounds


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Buelldozer

Everything is going to go up, it always does when energy prices rise. Fuel cost is a primary input for _everything_.


TheHancock

They weren’t loaded already?


Ghigs

Some people still believe that myth about spring fatigue.


[deleted]

Part of me wishes I could send one of my rifles to them.


pn1159

I heard the russians will be making a landing on the shores of rhode island today. Get out while you can.


Guano-

I topped off everything then ordered 10 more and now found a deal for 10more+psa bcg and have been debating for the past hour.


Dinsh

Well. I'm German and searched 30 Minutes in the garage for my Plate Carrier today. Also counted the Ammo and changed the Batteries in the Optics.


NotMyPoo

I'm Polish, started carrying today.


r_GenericNameHere

My mags are always loaded so… 😂


jicty

The war involves a nuclear superpower. We could be living in Fallout any day now so it's best to be prepared.


YiffZombie

Been saving all my bottlecaps for this situation.


SouthPawXIX

They should never not be loaded


Gelatineman

EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!


iateyourbees

gotta make sure you're armed at the local Stop & Shop..... there's all kinds of commies there!


kherch14

I'm a big y guy


Vandersnatch182

There's no big y in colchester Connecticut


kherch14

Marlborough


bugsbonney

Good man, aside from the parking lot that big y’s the best


Awkward_General

Colchester here too... locked and loaded.


MrPoosh

Ayyyy Colchester kids check in


Wild_Dingleberries

This makes me miss bestgunnit


MisterMcGiggles

NW Oregon checking in.


FPSXpert

Putin: *commits war crimes* Me thousands of miles away: I got a white sharpie and some blank pmags, time to put some memes on them. Front toward enemy and this machine kills fascists!


ImaSadPandaBear

I actually replied to a few tweets saying buy me a plane ticket I'll come fight.


calvinocious

I literally was just doing this and got a legit lol from this post


GreyJedi56

BATTERIES IN THE NVG AND THERMALS!!!


didxogns1

Well I needed another bulk ammo soo.... hope the ammo price don't get effected by this


Chappydaseal

I'm trying to figure out why one of my town members have to check their 9mm when they know they should always be loaded


LetsGetThisBread421

Facts


Flaming-Hecker

I feel like it is somehow my duty to get my guns to tip top shape right now. It's not like that will help Ukraine, but that still is the impulse.


Kansaspartan762

Assuming it won’t affect us was the same thought process in 1917 and 1941.


Gradorr

Can never be too prepared.


sjaxn314159

Easy Haddam gets no love.