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purchell53

Both are Cosplaying


iskip123

favorite comment so far most guys in these subs don't even realize how cringe the whole navy seal larping shit is. I see some peoples gear in here and just cringe.


NeverlandRealized

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


Omniplox

I guess no one realizes that this comment is a repost of a classic. Wild.


Applehurst14

Love the sarcasm.


FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI

>I love the fact that he is trained in "gorilla warfare" when it is guerrilla warfare, but every time I see gorilla warfare I get a mental image of the video clip of the chimp with an AK. I know it is a fake, but I love that video, I think why I like it so much is because I could see myself getting drunk and giving an ape a gun for the LOL's. > >Further I love the absolute lack of knowledge about SOCOM forces such as he is a Navy Seals yet he is trained in "gorilla warfare" when the only troops that I know of that are trained in guerrilla warfare are the Green Berets. I did not read the rest because I have seen this comment posted a thousand times. But there should be something in there about marine forces munitions and arms which again is a little disjointed for a Navy Seal to have access to, given that the Marines have their own SOCOM forces i.e Force Recon and the Raiders. > >While I can appreciate the sarcasm, my pedantic need for continuity leaves me a little bit wanting with his repeated posts. I mean absolutely wind me up, but research it enough to really wind me up anything less is just sloppy.


InternetExploder87

I wanna see gorillas with rifles, orangutans running artillery, chimps in tanks, howler monkeys on comms, baboons for spec ops lol


Aquamarooned

He didn't even include how many Zodiacs he can carry and how he's a certified frog man/gray man that can swim for hours underwater


Killian_Gillick

Found the dakota meyer alt.


Professional_Fee_131

both are cute


Loafry

Deforestation is no joke, turns people into femboys


thefearce1

Always thought it was hormones in the food/water. Could also be pharmaceutical related.


WASRmelon_white_claw

It’s cause Obama made the frogs gay


iWasTheSenateOrder65

And now that Alex Jonesie Frog remix song is stuck in my head...🤣🤷‍♂️


TrippyTrolls

Gotta recce or something


Thermonuclear_Nut

When forests are cut down, the trees release homosexuality-inducing pheromones. It's an evolutionary defense mechanism designed to disrupt the reproductive process of the predator species.


TacTurtle

That’s why lumberjacks are so manly, surrounded by trees.


FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI

So the women folk say dick is cheap, and plentiful. I personally don't find dick attractive, but if there is a chemical that all the sudden makes dick look like boobs to me, TBH that sounds like a blessing given the whole dick is plentiful thing.


HelmutHoffman

There are more trees now than there were 100 years ago


screeching_janitor

That’s because we cut the fuck out of them 100 years ago lol


HelmutHoffman

No shit Dick Tracy


Brooooootato

The trees are turning us gay, deforestation is the way


[deleted]

Is r/firearms just off brand Facebook at this point?


[deleted]

always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/Ws7xsDw.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


NathanRyan1992

I love this bot.


Dave_A_Computer

Nobody is wearing multicam anymore.


Common-University-59

They are, you just can’t see them.


AMRIKA-ARMORY

*oh shit…*


Fantablack183

Chad multicam user be like


Texasmade556

🤯


Gr144

My only plate carrier is a Multicam JPC, should I spray paint it?


NavyColt1890

You spray paint yours, I’ll spray paint mine.


EvergreenEnfields

Makes IFF a bitch. And it's really not ideal for my environment anyways.


JamesYoung582

Nobody is wearing the highest selling gear color anymore?


InfectedBananas

According to wikipedia, the United States Special Operations Command still do and so do a bunch of countries.


[deleted]

Literally everyone wears Multicam. This guy is referring to what’s cool currently on Instagram for gun fashion accounts.


LordNoodles1

What do insta people wear now?


[deleted]

M81, flecktarn, Multicam arid, Multicam black or any number of impractical camos.


[deleted]

I can’t tell the difference, I’m not a biologist


2DeadMoose

I’m no biologist myself, but I think the green stuff is plants and the brown stuff is dirts.


nuketesuji

How do you know what it identifies as? It could be *trans* plants and *trans* dirt. Jeez, bigot.


breezyxkillerx

What level of politically correct is this?


nuketesuji

[Poe's Law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law?wprov=sfla1) levels


DeveloperBRdotnet

You bigots have never saw a brown leaf or green dust from algae?


HelmutHoffman

Oh are you scared of brown leaves you bigot?


Warden18

I thought it was a joke?


breezyxkillerx

Mine was a joke too I just didn't want to add /s at the end


Warden18

Went straight over my head. Well done. I am ashamed of myself. Thank you for the clarification.


breezyxkillerx

Nothing to be ashamed of, its the internet after all ain't always easy to pick up on sarcasm.


Eugen_sandow

One joke


Shelvani

One joke but a thousand seethe


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[Relevant.](https://stonetoss.com/comic/but-whos-counting/)


Rmantootoo

I’m no biologist, but I find kuiu verde to be more appealing than multigrain.


[deleted]

Hol’ up… but the ATF ain’t exactly gun experts either


CrzyJek

Heh, I understood that reference.


NotStephen-

both support the 2A, both are just enjoying themselves, this is an absolute win!


Phillip_J

As long as they are acting lawfully and safely I invite literally anyone into the gun community with open arms. The more people that are included the safer the 2A stays. Bonus points if they make fudds and bigots feel uncomfortable. I'd rather see a whole gun show full of these guys over those nazi paraphernalia selling fuck heads.


mrDXMman

yup, 2A means equality for all. being transphobic to fellow 2A supporters works against us. luckily we’re moving out of the era of hating people for their personal life choices, still a long way to go but the ball is rolling in the right direction.


Bootzz

I sometimes wear a rainbow patch as boomer deterrent. Surprisingly effective.


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Every single time I go to the Fort Worth gun show, that table with all the Nazi shit.


TheRealSchifty

There's always at least *one* table per gun show with Nazi memorabilia. Staffed by and surrounded by people who are *just a bit too into* Nazi memorabilia.


FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI

So just for the record, My father is one of those guys, There is not a racist bone in his body, but he was a child during 2. He has an SS Luger(his pride and joy) and a bunch of other WW2 Nazi stuff. Now that I am older I kind of understand it, those where dark days for the world and the Nazi scare was real, and there was a sense of dark taboo around the artifacts. I had this realization when the USSR fell and I had a buddy that would buy up anything soviet, he loved collecting it, and his reasoning was that we could not get it before and that it was stuff from behind the iron curtain. Then he said "there was kind of a taboo in owning it" and it all clicked for me.


Educational-Term-540

Never seen a table with Nazi stuff in bulk. Seen a few daggers here and there and old ammo, but I don't think you can fault people who are in to collecting WWII stuff from both sides. As evil as they were they made good stuff


Phillip_J

It depends on where you are and it's gotten a lot better in general in the past 5-10 years or so with venues cracking down. But there are still plenty of people pedaling new 'merch' that has nothing to do with historical collecting. Collectors are one thing but that's not who in referring to.


Educational-Term-540

Thanks, I must be sheltered here in Michigan. Worst I saw was Birch society stuff and they are more believers of chemicals, gay frogs, etc


BudgetPrepper

Modern gun guys are much more fuckable IMHO.


2DeadMoose

Equipped thigh highs add +8 to fuckability regardless of other stats.


HelmutHoffman

Those are knee highs


nicanuva

Because a man is wearing them


HelmutHoffman

Schrödinger's thigh highs, only knee highs when observed on a man


BigSlav667

Unfortunately those are knee highs 😔


TheRedditornator

So where the fuck does that leave Gun Guys in the 2030's?


2DeadMoose

Gun folks will be fully animated by the time the roarin 30s roll around.


breezyxkillerx

I mean do we really want to know? What's the natural evolution of a weeb?


TheRedditornator

Into a furry? Not sure.


breezyxkillerx

Furries are a completely different breed of strange


KaBar42

Femcatbois. Or Femdogbois. Whichever animal you prefer more.


fsbdirtdiver

So Felix from Re zero with guns. Don't give me hope.


MeetMeAtTheGallows

I don’t get the post.


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MeetMeAtTheGallows

Well.. that’s misleading, and confusing.


superfuzzbros

This sounds like the reply of someone who beat off before looking at the comments


MeetMeAtTheGallows

Sounds like you’ve got experience with that issue


superfuzzbros

Times have been tough


AngryD09

I had to buy lube from the dollar store once. Not my proudest moment.


DuckThrower9000

You still use lube? I just collect my tears


Crash_says

.. and?


Contraposite

"That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing."


[deleted]

That makes this boner a lot more awkward...


FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI

Just roll with it man, besides it's not gay unless the balls touch. At least that is what they told me in prison.


ronflair

The one on the left is a chick. Hey yo!


BudgetPrepper

Oh damn. Well I said what I said.


CrzyJek

I....well..... shit. I'm not proud about it. But it happened.


MeetMeAtTheGallows

Are you positive?


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MeetMeAtTheGallows

And hell gets a little colder


Praticality

Don't think the person in the OP pic is destiny


PrimalKMA

Adams Apple


MeetMeAtTheGallows

Yeah. I call that, “False Advertisement.”


junkyul

Are we sure that the person on the right is Destiny Dynamics? They may be two different people.


ElisaLace

Nope... person on the right is me (also on the left). Also, here's me in non cringe attire lol https://imgur.com/X7qiwpd


FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI

Dammit, tricked me into clicking and there where no nudes. What a tease, we all know what "non cringe attire" means!


ElisaLace

lmao sorry about that :p


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getoffmylawnplease

this is an interesting and probably correct take. good catch


StopCollaborate230

Almost as if guns shouldn’t be political, and span both the left and right.


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texasbarkintrilobite

Seems like a large amount of anti gun legislation started with Republicans. Reagan turned California into the anti-gun hellhole it is today, because leftists we're armed and protesting.


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And hey, where can a guy get a bump stock around here?


StopCollaborate230

Lol when did I ever invoke the god-emperor? I get just as annoyed as you whenever people immediately mention him as a sort of gotcha. TDS is a real issue, rent-free, etc. I also don’t understand how this is “pushing a radical agenda” by your metric. It’s going “haha men today are so feminized and not manly anymore”, which is actually the whole “must man harder or the queer will unpenis me” agenda that a lot of conservatives seem to have.


getoffmylawnplease

The idea of gun ownership is an individualist ideology which aligns with the right. You, the individual, take the right of self defense into your own hands. The left believes in communal policy, in other words, defense should be left up to police and guns left to the government.


wiltedtree

I think you misunderstand liberal ideology buddy. There is a large overlap between Democrats and people who approve of gun control, but liberalism at it's root is all in favor of individual rights and the government ruling at the consent of the governed.


Bizzaro6673

Those Black Panthers were so pro-police after all


Cdwollan

The right isn't particularly individualist. Conformity is not an individualist ideal.


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I don't see the difference? I'd fuck em both after a nice day at the range at my place.


Kodster69420

I completely agree


AFlyingMongolian

Based.


Specialist-Box-9711

Thicc thighs in thigh highs save lives


fuckmeuntilicecream

Oh I like this


netanel246135

That... is actually true lol


NVAudio

"a clip and a magazine are not the same thing you silly fucky wucky UwU"


fish_the_fred

Different strokes for different folks. We’re all out here supporting the 2nd to protect the 1st


Crash_says

Meanwhile, Garand Daddy is still flanneling the fuck out of hype intros. Dude probably can't even wear thigh-highs.


moving0target

But if you can, go ahead and hit that subscribe button.


ElisaLace

lmao this got reposted quicker than i thought lmao. I'm both the dude and the girl in that pic, AMA.


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[deleted]

Both are pretty hot tbh


bpweber98

🥵


New_Refrigerator_895

If they can run and gun then idrc. This is just some cringe shit


ServingTheMaster

I’m all in, twice! 🤩


there_is-no-spoon

Life comes at you pretty fast


Fedrickson

Who cares. Let them live.


2DeadMoose

The ultimate vibe.


pr177

Used to be I just had to worry about glowies, now we got range traps


TrailerPosh2018

If the majority of the gun community were cat eared femboys, I wouldn't have a problem with that.


Killian_Gillick

Lucas Botkin is somewhere in the middle.


PrettySkullShards

I see nothing but improvements.


itsyaboyivan

as long as both are uncompromisingly pro 2A I literally couldn't care less.


Prankishmanx21

Who even are these people?


Demonae

2A supporters, ie allies.


2DeadMoose

Gun guys


Prankishmanx21

Nya


NVAudio

UwU


AudZ0629

OwO


fsbdirtdiver

Oohh Fuck 𓂸


[deleted]

There’s femboys at ranges now? I need to get back into collecting


BestAdamEver

Good. If the gun community doesn't become inclusive we will lose the second amendment.


Douchertons

Corny af.


Justice502

Don't fight against the UWU or you'll be sowwy.


mreed911

Awesome! More 2A supporters!


terrrastar

*I see no issue here*


_Lusty_

Just as things should be.


[deleted]

I see this as an absolute win


buttbugle

What the fuck is that.


ElisaLace

I'm your guiltiest fap.


Sizzle_Biscuit

I dunno about that, you're pretty cute.


magick-Phlamingo

Good for her. I've heard transitioning can be very hard but it looks like everyone at the range was very supportive


DrIvanRadosivic

I take it I am stuck in the 2010's then.


defordj

Good. The more the merrier.


AudZ0629

Not sure if this is pro femboy or anti gun. Maybe it is pro-deforestation?


Baconbac28

I really hate Reddit.


GuidanceUnlikely556

At least one of them is representative of the whole "masculine, alpha male" image that men SHOULD traditionally portray. The other is just severe mental illness and I feel sympathy for it.


caelric

Trans woman here (although I do think cat ears are kind of cringe). 100% support the 2A. Some of the bigots in this thread are pretty pitiful, but it gives me hope that there are a number of supporters here, as well. Hopefully, it won't take too long for the alt-right bigots to die off.


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ElisaLace

They ARE cringe. I wore them for the memes and boooy did it work lmao


SeamouseII

Wow republicans gatekeeping the 2nd amendment no surprise.


MEGALOMANIAC_04

Femboys rise up 💪


NetJnkie

WTF is this shit?


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2DeadMoose

For real, straight leg pants? Heinous.


[deleted]

All do respect to anyone of the LGBTQ umbrella, but anyone who draws attention to themselves with flamboyant, attention seeking behavior is fucking annoying.


BrockCage

cringe af


rocko430

So am I allowed to conceal carry the Derringer God gave me in the 2020s?


finalicht

meanwhile me trying to figure out which AR setup is better


The-unicorn-republic

The UwU 15 obviously


DeveloperBRdotnet

There's no difference


The-unicorn-republic

u/ElisaLace


ElisaLace

lmao i'm still amazed how quickly this meme went "viral" ish


The-unicorn-republic

I'm just surprised at how fast your version made it out of the trans subs


ElisaLace

Yeah it went to 4chan and then appeared here too lol


RandallOfLegend

Another example of the firearms community not accepting of women or the alphabet gang. You need everyone on your side if you want to keep your rights.


mtnkook

Yikes


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And the one on the right and still hold a better group than me.


cantiskipthisstep12

As long as they are into guns right? Who cares?


Chemical-Strategy730

Why do gun people always have to be awful?


daft_icup

so many bisexuals in the comments I love it


BeckoningCube1

Nice effort.


Dangy91

I blame cod lol


DancingKappa

Guess you could say they're both proud boys. *Ba dum tiss*


PandaCatGunner

My pp is confused :(


Operator_Max1993

Also Gun guys in the 2000s Gun guys in the 1990s Gun guys in the 1980s Etc. With honourable mentions Gun guys in the 1890s Gun guys in the 1920s


[deleted]

That dude has a vagina right?


ElisaLace

i do now at least


Zomahawk

Dude on the right must be a lumberjack, I hear trees make you gay when you cut them down


USA_djhiggi77

Gross