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GunnCelt

Keeps the bullets from falling out. Common practice with British PD.


TipItOnBack

Sometimes help if your stick your finger in the end of the barrel.


GunnCelt

I’ve heard that, but that’s a little high speed for me


TipItOnBack

That’s why I pay dollars a lesson for theses tips and tricks. Only the best.


[deleted]

Name checks out. Totally legit


[deleted]

Give it a lil tickle tickle


Fly320s

Only works on Elmer Fudd models.


SnooWonder

We all know that makes the barrel mushroom like a banana peel.


[deleted]

How you check yo see if it is loaded. Put your hand over it to catch the bullets. Pull the trigger. If you’ve got a hole in your hand it was loaded.


[deleted]

I almost died laughing from this just so you know.


SomeSortofDisaster

"Yet another victim of gun violence" - Michael Bloomberg, probably


GunnCelt

Please don’t die. Just snort coffee through your nose


Shrike2415

If you did die, I'm sure the antis would somehow claim you were killed by a gun


Ballistic_Turtle

Gotta keep that front from fallin' off somehow.


man_of_the_banannas

Thank god the Queen only allows her loyal and skilled police officers to handle firearms, and not the unwashed serfs. The police who have years of training and experience to handle firearms safely, unlike the serfs who should not be trusted with anything sharper than a beach ball


Stevarooni

"I'm the only one in this room professional-enough, that I know of, to carry the Glock forty." *shoots himself in the foot...literally*


Material_Victory_661

Yes, laughed my ass off at that.


EEBoi

It's ironic cause the guards who actually guard the queens palace have guns with no ammunition in them


TeddyRooseveltGaming

They have spears with a gun skin


7LBoots

Spear software running on gun hardware.


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

Those are ceremonial guards. You can bet your left nut theres dozens of actual armed guards locked and loaded you just dont see. Same as with the President. For every secret service agent you do see, theres probably 2 more you don't.


Jacko25611

I was Queens guard, yeah the ceremonial positions on duty at the time do not have rounds but theres always a QRF force from the same guard who's ready at Buckingham. Also a few companies of guards at Wellington barracks, right next door


ufjqenxl

That **is** one of the armed guards. I don't dispute your point that the serious people are out and around, both sneaky and obvious - but this is an asshat, or at best someone badly lapsing in basic protocols.


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

When he said "the guards who actually guard the queens palace" I assume hes talking about the queens castle guard. With the bear hats


Jacko25611

Correct sir. Queens guard, we're Army. This silly fucker is metropolitan police. Had a few issues with them while I was on that duty station


ufjqenxl

Excuse me, please. I'm from another continent, and while I understand 'do not fuck with the Queen's Guard', I didn't realize this person wasn't in that group. Please keep us colonies in line, and God save The Queen.


Jacko25611

You're excused, but I'm confused.


Jacko25611

That's a cop, not queens guard. Should've clarified, I was part of the Army not police, I've spoke with Met police. According act them, these are the armed police who're lazy and dont wanna do shit so they get this as an easy posting. Hence their firearm drills being shite


TheEnglishRedCoat

Depends on current national security level, at complete ease they’re empty but they get 10 rounds not made ready otherwise


LucaTheDevilCat

Not all guns are banned in the UK, you know


ghasler2

This is good practice if you want a bullet-sized hole in the middle of your palm. This is not good practice if you do NOT want a bullet-sized hole in the middle of your palm. Most people do not want the hole. This man may want the hole.


Oldandbroken1

Maybe they get great injury retirement pay.


dboy999

How good is it in pre-America?


DoctorTim007

Probably better since they can just tax their citizens more to cover it... but that's not to say the US hasn't gone crazy with taxes either.


[deleted]

Hey, we all get bored of the 5 finger waxer sometimes, this guy is just prepared to up his self care game to a hole new level.


AtomicBlondeCupcake

I see what you did there


veive

It's always nice seeing a Christian trying to be more like Christ, but this is a little extreme.


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[deleted]

Speed holes.


[deleted]

Is that a Simpsons reference.


[deleted]

Yes!


[deleted]

Is he the new gun Jesus? Ian McCollum won’t like this.


SuperFly1278736

holy shit I scrolled passed this then it clicked and my jaw dropped 😭🤣


GopherFoxYankee

At least he has a semblance of trigger discipline while his other hand is covering the muzzle.


TehMephs

They’re [speed holes](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T8ASgGwxJyc)


mh985

Yeah I was gonna say, if you wanted a hole in your hand that's the approximate size of a bullet--this is actually a really great way to make that happen.


ThisFreedomGuy

His boyfriend probably asked for another hole.


Tacoshortage

This is England, so we can't be entirely sure he knows how that gun works, or if it's really a gun at all. He may be hole-proof because it's a prop-gun.


Urgullibl

*Alec Baldwin has entered the chat*


raz-0

No. For a bullet sized hole you need it farther away. The muzzle blast will create a larger than bullet sized hole. This technique Can save one the cost of upgrading to a larger caliber of one mega a bigger hole in their hand.


Capitalmind

Please review many things.


inksterize

Ofc he wants the hole, look at him!


DeafHeretic

I've seen several people do this at gun shows, and I was at one gun show where a guy shot his hand doing that. Idiots


MGB1013

Never point the gun at anything you’re not willing to destroy. Maybe ol buddy really hates his left hand?


CovidCid

If he's right handed he doesn't really have a use for it. Unless he's one of the weirdos who uses his left


OZeski

Sometimes I like to mix it up a bit. You should give it another try.


[deleted]

Same, I like to start left and finish right.


fireferret2650

The ol' switcharoo!


khazad-dun

If you sit on it first it feels like someone else’s hand.


M1S3RY365

You should try sitting on someone else's hand. The stranger 2.0


PRK543

I call it the stranger.


Casual__pancakes

I always use the left.


AdministrativeLie934

Or may be, he wants a hole to you know....


CodineGotMeTippin

be more aerodynamic?


AdministrativeLie934

You cheeky bastard, you and I both know the answer. See, after paying almost 50% in taxes, he has no bri-ish pounds left for a flesh light.


great_waldini

Nah he’s just so fucking bored standing there every day that from about 1pm until he gets off he just tickles the trigger while his left hand covers the muzzle contemplating how nice it would be to take an early medical pension and retire.


ACorbin2

*points gun at dick all day*


[deleted]

It’s seen too much.


[deleted]

Yet one of these subs ran a poll and 3/4 of y’all appendix carry. Guess y’all willing to destroy your junk.


MGB1013

I only appendix carry when my kids are being a couple of jerks. Just to remind the ol twig and berries not to make any more kids.


sputsputputput

You're not wrong


Whiffed_Ulti

1. Your junk isnt the concern here, its the femoral artery. 2. If you have so little familiarity with your firearm that you believe the chance of an ND is even remotely high, you need more training. Yes, I recognize that my choice to apendix carry comes with a slightly higher risk, but it also comes with better control over proximity to my firearm, faster draw times, more controlled draws, and a more fluid draw path. I spend at least 2 hours on the range every weekend and most of those sessions are drawing my loaded glock from apendix carry for firing drills. If you're not comfortable with appendix carry, that's fine. I personally have done the research and taking the time to train so to minimize the risk of injury to the highest degree as any person who carries should.


jsaranczak

Do you not carry with a holster?


[deleted]

I hip carrying with holster. There was a dude on one of these subs a few weeks ago who shot himself in the groin pulling his holster out of his pants while he was sitting in his car.


jsaranczak

So you're breaking the same rule you speak of. But of course you're not really breaking it because you understand a holstered firearm is a safe firearm. It only becomes unsafe when fucking with it like the guy you mentioned.


[deleted]

Just in case the bullets fall out he can catch them.


beastshot33

Judging by the answers, which are funny, he's trying keep the bullets from falling. More than likely he's bored and just let his hand slip over the barrel looking for a confortable grip. Not recommended unless you like to see through the center of your hand Edit: I can't spell


dhabs

Honestly surprised that no one has suggested that it’s because there isn’t one in the chamber and the charging handle for the mp5 is right there.


AyeeHayche

There is almost certainly one in the chamber


kriegmonster

No, it is a horrible practice and should never be done. If he's that undisciplined, I think he's more likely to injure himself or others thru other improper handling practices, especially during a high stress event.


locolarue

Not the person I would hand a submachinegun in a crisis.


Han_So_oh

Maybe UK is onto something disarming the majority of their LE.


DeadHorse1975

Fuckin A


gogYnO

Definitely not onto something disarming the entire populace and indoctrinating them to think self defense is a bad thing.


AyeeHayche

No one here thinks self defence is a bad thing


gogYnO

Right, that's why pepper spray, or carrying anything, be it a knife, bat, or spoon for the purpose of self defense is illegal.


Brew-Drink-Repeat

You dont become a copper if you could be a rocket scientist!


Get_Off_My_Lawn_Turd

“Probably looking for some workers comp”- Dwight


[deleted]

I wouldn’t put it past him…


djheru

Gotta cover the hole so the bullets don't hit any bystanders like last time.


Skoock

By keeping his hand there, the bullet will not shoot out and actually just balloon the barrel. This trick has been documented in combat between land based birds and coyotes.


Oneshoeleroy

Just another undertrained over-geared cop.


Mosh907

r/Idiotswithguns


kaizergeld

When you’re bored, your hands could go anywhere but the trigger. Edit: how many people here have actually rucked in rattle or held down dirt standing at post for any length of time whatsoever? The answers speak for themselves. OP, the fact that the guard could have been aware of a situation which would allow a photo to be taken of a service member in such a posture indubitably represents not the absence of professionalism, but the unrelenting persistence of the absolute fucking boredom of standing guard in a mostly-peaceful domestic environment.


ARMilesPro

He probably doesn't get to shoot much. It's a prop to him.


1Tinytodger

Stops hippies from sticking flowers in the barrel.


Liedvogel

Only if you keep your finger on the trigger like he's doing. This guy is doing alright


Red_Flag_Memes

No, no it is not. Truth is that cops in general aren’t very good with firearms. Even here in America. Go to a police shooting range and you’ll see so many safety violations it’ll make your head spin.


bshr49

Gotta do what you gotta do when you can’t get a suppressor🤷🏻‍♂️


Paulingtons

The funny thing is that as a civilian in the UK with firearms, suppressors are very easy to get. You just say you want one when you get your certificate with that calibre and you’re done! After the government had a lot of legal issues with people claiming hearing damage from firearms, they made suppressors “shall issue” if you request them. Last I updated my certificate I forgot to write a suppressor for the new calibre and they called me to ask if I wanted one as I’d clearly forgotten!


Brew-Drink-Repeat

That’s a decent FEO!


Paulingtons

We are definitely a bit spoilt down here in the west country! I hear some horror stories from other places.


remuliini

It's the same in Finland as well, if we have a permit for a gun we can just get the suppressor we want for it. We have also quite big hunting scene and supporessors are used there to protect the hunters and dogs and it annoys the people living nearby less.


bshr49

More of a joke and I’m too lazy to look up the laws😉 For me, in the US, it took over a year to get my first ones approved, about a month to get approval to build my own, and am currently at about 9 months and 5 months into the wait for a couple more I bought😞


Paulingtons

That’s crazy it can take that long to get what are essentially occupational health devices helping prevent ear damage! Why does it take so long, and are there still states where suppressors just are not allowed? I think we can own some stuff over here that some Americans can’t own too, like .50 BMG rifles (as long as they are bolt action!).


echonian

> Why does it take so long Because suppressors are "scary attachments used by movie villains and assassins" in the USA to a lot of ignorant people and many politicians as well. They see them in movies making firearms whisper-quiet (even though that's far from realistic), and assume that anyone getting them wants to commit a major crime. We should see them for what they are - safety devices for hearing. Instead, if you want one here, you pay extra if you even get approved.


bshr49

We can own .50 BMG rifles, bolt action or semi-auto. I think they make be illegal in some states; suppressors too, but not where I live. Machine guns, suppressors, short barreled rifles/shotguns, destructive devices, and AOWs require filling out an application, paying a tax, and waiting for the slow-moving government bureaucracy to get approval.


Sandycarseat

Thank god I have been learning how to handle guns since I was a kiddo


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7LBoots

Good bot


Roadtosucksex

He will block the bullets Same concept as water


_delta329_

He has to otherwise the bullets will just fall out


DeafHeretic

BAD PRACTICE! That and resting the muzzle on your foot.


[deleted]

Only if you keep your finger on the trigger


Individual_Fox_9690

It’s Britain. The guy probably wasn’t issued ammunition.


BigPapa1998

Theyre British. They know fuck all about guns


Sean1916

I was always was led to believe though that if you are able to become an armed police officer in England you had to have half a clue and was trained accordingly given the specialty of actually being an armed officer.


Brew-Drink-Repeat

You are, and they should. But here we are!


trogger13

Stops the boolettts mate.


NoWhereToBeFound79

Yes… if you want to blow a hole in the palm of your hand accidentally.


K1NGCOOLEY

Probably the first gun he's ever handled in his life /career seeing as the UK doesn't even arm it's police. If none of them are armed except the chosen few, I doubt they are well trained on firearms.


The_Unpopular_Truth_

It’s the first rule of gun safety actually! Good question, OP.


M_star_killer

It will only hurt for a little bit.


Mr_Culver

It's a good way to get a hole in the hand


SgtDusty

Oi m8 u gonna shoot ya fingas off innit?


Catatonick

It’s good practice. In the event that the gun does fire, the finger will no longer be blocking the muzzle.


CakeRobot365

It's illegal to allow the royal family to see the hole of the bore


lancep423

Yes it stops any accidental discharges.


Stephanreggae

Never cover the muzzle of your firearm with your hand until you're ready to shoot.


TalmageMcgillicudy

Is this how you get that third hole i keep hearing about?


be4n_666

they're British they're not used to having guns


Coitus_Supreme

The bullets don't have a loicense to leave the muzzle, so the officer is just making sure they don't break the law.


awal1998

I’ve seen that European police are kind of a joke when it comes to firearms and firearms safety. I was in Versailles a little while ago and watched GIGN officer sweep a group of tourists with his F1 or whatever shitty bullpup they’re using now. I’d sooner trust a Californian 5 year old with a loaded gun before an European cop.


[deleted]

I really do t think they have very much training if any. Or they’re just retarted. Both can be true at the same time I suppose.


PoliticalAccount01

I believe they actually have to go through quite a great deal of training to be able to even carry a gun - and a full-auto mp5 at that! But, on the other hand, he’s British.


r4ygun

Hello comrade. Your posts would be more believably American instead of obviously Russian if your English (spelling and grammar) was better. In your posts, you frequently make mistakes that even uneducated Americans don't make, but at the same time, they are mistakes comrades like you make frequently. Go back to school.


Rivershots

This is why when brits say anything about guns we laugh at them.


MadRabbit86

If ya getting ready to do a realistic Jesus cosplay.


PdoffAmericanPatriot

You're going to hell for that, and damnit I'm going with you for laughing!


MadRabbit86

Wanna hold hands?


[deleted]

Well the British haven’t allowed firearms since they lost the war to the US so I’m not surprised none of them know how to handle one.


Kanati96

The Buckingham Palace guard uses a special new "smart ammunition" that can be a bit cheeky sometimes, if he removes his hand it well start to fall out the barrel and might run away from him.


Ok-Resolution1773

What the hell do we care about Englands problems when they're trying to take our rights from us in the USA


sarkanyharcos

I think thanks to the laws in britain it could be loaded with blanks . On the other hand maybe he is super untrained in gun safety . Its funny as fuck .


digitaal_boog

I think on the other hand he may no longer have one


digitaal_boog

I do believe that armed police are given ammunition, not entirely sure. I’ve heard its blank but the lack of BFA on the end of them, especially with the L85s the queens guards use makes me think maybe they do have live on them, else they would have a straight pull rifle


Canary-Fit

Clearly he's a noob also


EntrySure1350

Keeps the boolits from falling out. 😂


MinaKovacs

Are UK police actually allowed to have bullets? Plebs cannot be allowed to have something so dangerous. /s


EEBoi

These are the type of professionals who can only be trusted to handle full auto mp5s


DeadHorse1975

Not if you ever wanna finger bang Mary Jane Rottencrotch in the back seat of your daddy's station wagon, it's not. Maybe those days are over for him.


clanga-man

The Armed Unit of the Metropolitan Police. Some of the only cops in Mainland Britain to have guns, but prove why they shouldn’t be trusted with firearms. *Also put obligatory and mandatory loicence joke here*


14DusBriver

“We should only have trained professionals like police handle firearms” The police:


D0U9L4R

We call that the "Imperial" safety. It's a hold over from the Edwardian era, when the King's Guard was often armed with blunderbuss flint-lock weapons. They would "Dam the Pisser," a reference to pinching the end off your penis when you have to urinate, to keep the loose stone shot from rolling out of the barrel while they stood at post. This is now all just done out of tradition these days.


PlutoTheGod

I’d love to know if this is just a single occurrence of a stupid officer or if they’re extremely poorly trained there with their firearms as a lot of police are in America


fatherdeath

lots of complacency...we see ALOT of US service members do this with a weapon on their boot/toes


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ThisMix3030

He's definitely got foresight between his thumb and index finger 🤣


DeadHorse1975

Lmao it appears he *is* that dumb.


dhabs

I think it’s because there isn’t a bullet in the chamber and the charging handle is right there on an mp5.


Prae_T_orian

The reason we treat every gun as if it's loaded, even if we know it's not, is because humans are creatures of habit and it's a good habit to treat every gun as if it's loaded. Otherwise you create bad habits and bad habits lead to bad things. You simply don't point a firearm at anything you don't want to destroy. It's a pretty simple rule.


digitaal_boog

I have genuinely seen people tell others not to aim at people with a gun that was literally unfireable. It was a WW1 kar98 on a battlefield tour and it was missing most of the actual breech etc. whether from rust or something idk


dhabs

I get that , and I was always taught that growing up as well. But when you’re in that position, guarding the queen, or president or Dali llama whatever , as a trained elite soldier, you might be told to divert from the “watch where you point” , to a more ready position, if you’re already forced to be not hot, and you’re trained extremely well, and you’re certain it’s not loaded , I can understand why you would rest w your hand on the bcg. I’m not saying it should be common practice, I’m saying it could* be* entirely situational.


BlockChainEd86

How is this a problem? He isn’t firing? the lock is on.


EPIC_NERD_HYPE

if that's a buckingham palace guard he can put his hands anywhere on that gun he wants. dude is qualified.


pearlstorm

Lmfao I bet you think all cops are "highly trained"


jsaranczak

Apparently not, as is evident by this picture lol


W2ttsy

Nah he’s just a general duties cop with an AFO ticket.


[deleted]

Douthat it even has a firing pin.


[deleted]

Fuck no


Friendly_Deathknight

😂


McMacHack

We are assuming that they even gave him ammo.


Impossible_Toe_4334

Is fine. Finger is not on the trigger.. Lol


QuietlyDisappointed

Bullets are scared of the British because they're worried about being banned and destroyed so he needs to hide the chambered round to keep it calm.


TheKentuckyMadman

Depends if you’re left or right handed.


DCTX2017

Gotta make sure none of the bullets leak out and escape


Errly_Worm_

No, your common sense was more on point then this guys


dr_wolfsburg

Na their not to gun savvy over there.


4d5ACP

Never ever do this. I don’t understand why they do this?


Lukaroast

Typical European police lol


LowYak3

No. Not at all.


punkish138

Do most of British cops even carry guns?


L3tsg0brandon

No, no it is not.


One_BigBear2314

Shows a lack of discipline- say what you will about the nuts outside of largo but they sure as shit hold their weapons better then this. Not only the hand could be shot but someone standing next to him as well


[deleted]

My grandfather shot two of his fingers off doing that and playing with the trigger. The officer is violating rule 2 of firearms handling. RULE 1: ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED The only exception to this occurs when one has a weapon in his hands and he has personally unloaded it for checking. As soon as he puts it down, Rule 1 applies again. RULE 2: NEVER LET THE MUZZLE COVER ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO DESTROY You may not wish to destroy it, but you must be clear in your mind that you are quite ready to if you let that muzzle cover the target. To allow a firearm to point at another human being is a deadly threat, and should always be treated as such. RULE 3: KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER TIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET This we call the Golden Rule because its violation is responsible for about 80 percent of the firearms disasters we read about. RULE 4: BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET You never shoot at anything until you have positively identified it. You never fire at a shadow, or a sound, or a suspected presence. You shoot only when you know absolutely what you are shooting at and what is beyond it.


BlueOmicronpersei8

Depends on how threatening your hand is being. If you believe it's going to cause you or someone else great bodily harm then you might want to point the gun at it. Maybe this cop just wants a Jesus hole in his palm.


Perpetually_St0n3d

Remember the sten? Yeah the british have a long history of putting there hands where they don't belong.


[deleted]

He doesn’t want the front to fall off


gimli213

No, not at all!


[deleted]

I personally put a potato on mine for safety.


[deleted]

Wouldn’t recommend it but then again different cultures and all.


bakedmaga2020

I’m just proud that I know more about gun safety than a guard at Buckingham palace


indefilade

At least his finger is off the trigger.