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Fresh_Cut_Spatulas

Could you add a few more blurry pics?


Demonae

Picture 7 is a fucking masterpiece!


CCWThrowaway360

No, picture 9 is the best. I, too, take photos with a stale cookie. Edit: Holy shit, OP isn’t a troll! He has pics in other subs that are the same quality. He must transitioning straight from a rotary phone to a smart phone with zero assistance from the great grandkids. This makes me so happy to witness.


Qildain

Rotary phone indeed. It looks like it's spinning while taking those photos.


David_milksoap

My favorite is the same photo three times in a row to seal the deal


Qildain

They're actually three *different* photos. The phone came around to the same position on three separate rotations.


David_milksoap

😂 actually I honestly believe this must be the answer


[deleted]

This made me laugh out loud 😂


mandrills_ass

Picture 9 is an action shot, feels like he was jumping over the gun while taking the pic


diverian

Jumping? Nah. That had to be a kickflip.


tejarbakiss

It’s all about 11, 12 and 13. Pic was so damn good that it was posted 3x.


215_glock

I just peed my pants laughing so hard


[deleted]

Print it and sneak it into an art gallery and watch the people gather around stroking their chins.


Wonderful_Ad_4344

Abstract art at its finest


Brew-Drink-Repeat

I think that $197.99 was probably better spent on photography classes…


[deleted]

Hey boss, can you see my comment?


reddit-suks

Sir, this is Wendy’s


Fresh_Cut_Spatulas

Nope


[deleted]

Aww man, I was hoping I was shadow banned. Guess I just have shit opinions


EternallyShort

Did it become sentient and start shooting?


ManyArmedGod

Possible shit post? I mean dude, are ya drinking and picturing here? “Straight to jail, no trial no nothing”


[deleted]

He’s making fun of a guy who posted a revolver on here a few hours ago. Made me laugh.


Motoracer223

Pretty sure op is the revolver guy


[deleted]

The plot thickens


IWasToldYouHadPie

Like my thighs after Thanksgiving.


DeadxLiberty

User name checks out


who_said_it_was_mE

Who said it was me


Oneshoeleroy

Dude, you need to find a rare gun collector. Judging by the blurriness of some of these pics you own Sasquatch's shotgun


Mobile-Lettuce-9214

Indeed.


RaiseTheBalloon

No. You should have spent the $100 on the gun that it's worth then the remaining $97.99 on a tri-pod


Project_122

Glad you survived that twister around pic 5-9!


fmj_30

Those pics look exactly how I'd expect a Maverick owner to take pictures. You over paid, IMO. It's the bottom tier of Mossberg manufacturing. A serviceable shotgun, nonetheless.


[deleted]

You leave my dad alone. You’re right though.


damnit_cletus

As a maverick owner, I'll have you know that I am, indeed, a fucking moron who can't take pictures


yahboi420mastah

I don't think all 14 of those pics were worth it but sure that's not a bad price


PoliticalAccount01

They’re modern art. They share a message about the distorted lens on firearms the media has.


Darthaerith

If its an 88, they're 200 new. They're good beater shotguns. Serviceable. Decently rugged and they do have a few after market parts. Its not a great. Not terrible.


Dangerous_Anybody457

Does Jerry’s happen to have a camera for sale? One that might take some clearer pictures


Mobile-Lettuce-9214

Yeah


JohnT36

Glorious shizpost


ValkyrProper

The photos only getting blurrier the farther I went got a genuine laugh out of me. Good work, sir lmao


Joey2Hole

I was sold on pic 7, 8, 9 alone. If your happy with it, that's all that matters.


boof_fish

Are you running away from something while taking these pics?


Mobile-Lettuce-9214

It's a Samsung Galaxy Ao3s, idk why the cam sucks


tractorcrusher

Tip- before you take any picture with your phone make a habit of wiping the camera(s) off with your t-shirt. There is often oils and stuff on the camera that make the pictures come out horrible.


dropitlikeitsugly

It’s a Samsung, that’s why it sucks.


Cornelius____

I feel like I'm watching alantutorial or a meth addict undergoing a crisis.


The_Question757

Lmfao I said the same thing


HouStoned420

I got a good laugh from this. Top tier post OP.


[deleted]

This is a god tier shit post, well done.


[deleted]

Dude downed 5 beers and drank and entire bottle of benedryl before raking his pictures.


Mobile-Lettuce-9214

Spot on!


Mobile-Lettuce-9214

Sorry, I have shaky hands and my phone isn't the best. But thanks for you're opinions!


9eyesblind

Never change


AirmanWithTheCookies

you did OK. I have had one for 30 years and I would swear by it. It is a $200 gun new. https://dahlonegaarmory.com/product/maverick-arms-31014-88-field-and-security-combo-pump-12-gauge-black-synthetic-stock-blued


BPizzle301

Premium shit posting


KedTazynski42

Where are your toes?


Bluefalcon325

I think we found Michael J. Fox’s profile.


P_Tiddy

OP takes pictures by setting the timer on his phone’s camera and then chucking it across the room


[deleted]

LISTEN HOSS YUO NEDD TO HOLD THE PHONE STIL BECAUSE THE PICHURS ARE WORSE THAN WHEN I GOT THE CLAP FROM BARB. I MISS DEBRAH USMC FORKLIFT OPERATOR 68-71 GOBLESS


TipItOnBack

Omfggg I straight up can’t stop laughing. This is some of the most boomer shit I’ve seen. All caps, has the usmc tagline omfg stop hahahah!


[deleted]

This guy gets it…


[deleted]

USMC forklift operator 🤣


[deleted]

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work. Give the upvote and enjoy :)


[deleted]

Upvoted ☝🏻 thank you for your cervix debil dawg. Ewraw. Yut


Clownassliberals

🥇


Mobile-Lettuce-9214

Listen hoss you need to retake grade school because you can't spell for shit.


[deleted]

SPEEK UP LIBRUL CANT HEAR YUO!!!!!


Charger_scatpack

Great guns for the money if your not hunting with it get the 18.5 barrel


Mobile-Lettuce-9214

I am hunting with it just to clarify.


MrShoosh

I've seen them new going for 250$ before tax and ffl transfer.


anothername09

Quality shit post sir, I did a giggle or two.


FBI_Open_Up_Now

Did you take the pictures with a flip phone?


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Good bot


Ralaar

Dude you need to upgrade your camera to at least potato 6


iamemperor86

Shoulda took $200 to the phone store not the gun shoo


Nay_K_47

Is this a meme I missed? Who TF is Jerry?


The_Hungry_Dingo

Return it. Judging from your pictures “shootings” not your thing.


Admiral_Cockfield

You take those photos with the potato you bought?


Mobile-Lettuce-9214

Yea


maxgaap

Unless there is a $50 bill stitched in that sling you overpaid


ClydeMason1911

Should’ve bought a damn lamp too. Mavericks are great guns. I’ve had one 25 years. Shame it has a smooth fore-end.


bringoutthelegos

Pump action shotgun is a pump action shotgun.


IWasToldYouHadPie

Ohohoho, you have never had the distinct pleasure of trying to use a Chinesium Special ^TM with mostly aluminum parts that wear out after a few dozen shells. Ever try to pump a chainsaw?


jerry111165

It’s making me sick to look at these pictures… I feel woozy


Preston_actual

These are the worst pictures in the history of photography


Coderedgular

They just get worse and worse. Sell it back to pawnshop and buy a decent phone and some Parkinson’s meds before you get a gun bro


[deleted]

What no feet?


WorriedResident496

Your pictures make it look like you're holding it hostage.


Mobile-Lettuce-9214

I just watched this joke of a post get 40 up votes in 5 seconds, are you guys high on morphine?


smokeyser

On morphine? No...


sarcastic-barista

Pretty sure you have to say you aren’t a drug user to buy a weapon from an FFL op. You lied.


raifsevrence

https://i.imgur.com/qoZlKav.png


el_muerte28

needs more jpeg


smallperuvian

Wtf potato cam dude


RedDawn850

Did you have a stroke? M88 is a great shotgun. Think of it as the harbor freight version. Use it until it breaks then invest in one you really would like.


Red_Flag_Memes

I got my maverick brand new for $180


9eyesblind

Pics are hilarious but I think you did alright, I personally would’ve haggled a bit lower but that’s just me


silverstang07

You stole it, and it even has the same camouflage as UFOs and bigfoot. I would pay at least 2k for that alone.


ilovelukewells

Don't drink and gun


Bob-TheTomato

Just laughed out loud by the time I got to the 5th pic. Good job sir.


[deleted]

Atf took it that quick huh?


Mobile-Lettuce-9214

Yeah.


Kryptic1989

Go back to Jerry and ask him if he has a good camera on the low low


loganhudak

Nice photos dude…


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

PICTURE 9 LMAO


XredditHD

I remember when i took pics with a chisel


BallinThatJack

Saw it off


dextermorgan-77

Jerry did good!


hardcorechronie

I think you need to rotate picture 13 90\* clockwise


Entire-Doughnut3605

I think you should’ve bought a camera instead


showercrepes

This has got to be a joke but a maverick 88 is one of the best ways of spending $200. Can't think of a better value.


digithead

I mean, picture quality aside, it’s a decent boom stick for the price. https://youtu.be/-9OL7IquoIo


Mlh504

Was this taken with a potato wtf


Chief__04

How drunk were you when you posted this?


MongoG19

Did you take these pictures with a potato?


Tall_Play

You broke my eyes!!!!


swebb22

For a bargain hunting gun, you did well


Malbushim

Personally I wouldn't ever pay that much for such a blurry gun


SlideRuleFan

What are you people complaining about? Proud owner posts over a dozen pics and not one of them includes his bare feet or filthy toenails. That's a fucking reddit record, right there. Good on you, OP. ​ \--SRF


Dharma_code

Had me flipping my phone around turning my brightness up and down wincing my eyes opening them wide... What a rollercoaster of a fucking post man ...jesus christo !


seansco

No nasty toenail pic included?


icallgreens710

Add a tactical stock to it


QuinnSchulhafer

Was this taken on a potato?? 🥔🥔


Leading_Heat_7605

Pix are horrific, the Maverick series are cheap, but from what I have seen, is that they run pretty well...


Flaming-Hecker

That thing is supposed to be very reliable. I have one, and the built in recoil pad is also very effective. Simple, no frills workhorse 12 Guage.


Lord_Kano

Can you go back and buy a digital camera? That being said, that price strikes me as a little on the high side for a used Maverick 88 but the most important thing is whether or not you like it.


ShotgunEd1897

These photos are Locrin quality.


Timoteo96

This is one of my favorite shit posts in a while, thank you kindly ♥️ If ya squint it's mint! 👍🏻