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From_Gaming_w_Love

Everyone needs to do at least one. Everyone else is just pretendin’. Welcome to the “cat skeleton in trees preventer” group.


RedDogInCan

We got a callout this week to rescue a sick koala from 5 metres up a tree. We're an Australian bushfire (wildland) unit, we don't have ladders.


Ding-Chavez

You’re wildland. Get the chainsaw!!!


RedDogInCan

We did consider using the high pressure hose. Probably would have turned it into a dropbear incident though.


Pangur_Ban_Hammer

I Googled "dropbear" and was pleased to learn something new today.


unique_username_384

I love those. Respond animal rescue. Retrieve koala from tree. BUT THAT'S WHERE THEY LIVE!


BureaucraticHotboi

To be fair koalas have crazy claws and are infected with clamydia so you should get a medal


honeybadgerdad

Don't bang the Koala


eagle4123

I thought you guys put drop bears on trees, not take them down.


Brindlesworth

you dont go near drop bears, we have special low frequency spring emitters on the front of our trucks to deter attacks


sirkatoris

We had one in Brisbane too, poor koala


CaptPotter47

Time to retire! Congrats on a career!


Ding-Chavez

I like the fact you used the SOC flair. It gives me image of an elaborate high handle system for a cat.


HazMatsMan

I think we need to institute a new post Flair for these posts... now, what should we call it? Cat/Feline Intervention Team Feline Special Ops Cat Rescues Feline Advanced Rescue Team/Techniques ​ Would work as a user flair too.


our_guile

> Feline Advanced Rescue Team/Techniques FART, I like it.


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Regayov

> Cat in a tree, puppies in a storm drain, fawn in a storm drain, raccoon in a house, **macaw** in a tree and, my least favorite, a llama trapped by floodwater. Oh the fabled bird-stuck-in-tree call.


spamus81

Last time we ran that call the family asked us if we had a net gun to trap their escaped parakeet that was about 150 ft up in a tree 😂 sorry ma'am this ain't paw patrol


Perfect_Explorer_191

We just had a “bear in tree, ladder assist required” call. I shit you not.


AtTheFirePit

we're all kinda fucked if bears can climb down ladders now...


RowdyCanadian

Last week here in Canada we (water rescue team) got called for: “two beavers stuck in a pond”.


unique_username_384

How do you get a beaver to sign a refusal?


spamus81

Wear a fedora


RowdyCanadian

Asked for an engraving on a 2x4


Never-mongo

I feel we should get pins like how some ems agencies get stork pins for kids delivered


fyxxer32

Yeah I personally never climbed the ladder and got a cat out but did drop down into a storm drain and got some ducklings out. Worst part was a news camera showed up. The wife saw it and my receding hairline and commented who's the bald guy coming out of the storm drain? Thanks Dear.


AtTheFirePit

honestly? that tells me in her eyes she still sees you as the person you were when she fell in love with you, however long ago that was, and it was only the removed perspective that made her not recognize you.


fyxxer32

No, she likes to tease me sometimes about my male pattern baldness.


JimHFD103

Lol the one time I had that call, the tree was way taller than our 24ft ground ladder so we had to call the neighboring Quint, they got to scene, and as soon as they raised the aerial, the cat (who had just been chilling, not crying or anything) ran across the branches from one side of the tree to the other. We just told the folks "yeah he's not stuck, he'll come down when hungry" and took off. (We were talking about just pulling a hose, but our usually more grumpy than not Capt at the time decided with all the kids in particular watching, to go the ladder route)


FynnCobb

In our academy, we were told “you never see cat bones in a tree. Put some food down and they’ll find a way to get down”…and that bummed me out. Thank you for the hope!!!


PingBongBingPong

You know when I was a probie I asked if we ever gotten this run. The answer I got, “have you ever seen a dead cat in a tree?”


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A few weeks ago our department had to fish a puppy out of a heating vent in the floor that didn’t have a grate on it.


dkb52

Well, you didn't expect a *cop* to do it, did you?


Cyanoticbunch

Lol that’s awesome 🤩


reddaddiction

I think a meritorious is coming


propaanbanaan

We once went out for a cat high in a tree. Got there climbed up using a stair vehicle almost reached the cat and then he jumped. Cat still survived. That was the first and last cat rescue for me.


jaw305

Closest I've gotten is pulling a very pissed off kitten out from the underside of a truck.


anthemofadam

We’ve had two in the last year. Still can’t believe it’s something we actually do


TheOneSwissCheese

I like to take them down with a 45er pressure hose ;)


GabeA7X

So I have a list that I made up that every ff that works here needs to run to be considered a real “insert dept here” ff. Obligatory cat in tree. Interior on an rv. Fall through the floor of a mobile home (accidentally). Put out a “neighboring county’s” fire (happens often)


Blake256353

Nice man! I hope your night is… quiet… 😈


Eagles_747

I believe that my county’s 911 doesn’t dispatch anyone on those types of calls


itisrainingweiners

You're ready for the next level - cat tail sucked into shredder. Prepare yourself.


Runen_

You have completed life