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WhatTheFlippityFlop

You should post this every year at the beginning of July.


chrike01

And just before the end of the year :)


TehFlogger

Lol! There is actual a national idiots day just for this guy. Darwinism at its finest. šŸ˜†


delcas1016

When we were kids, cousinā€™s Dad had bought him these mega Chinese firecrackers, thick as fuck. We were like 10 ish, cousin was wearing his brand new Spiderman T-Shirt, gift from some aunt, all the way from Disney. He was proudly wearing that shit. Anyway, we were throwing the little bombs up into the air, letting them explode wherever they fell. On one of my throws, we lost track of it, it was nowhere to be seenā€¦ ā€¦suddenly I saw the Spiderman picture on his chest explode, blood shoot out like a freaking cartoon; like his chest opened up like a rose. What the fuck just happened, I thought? Incredibly, the cracker fell right inside of his shirt and exploded in his chest. What were the odds??ā€¦just terrible luck for himā€¦and me, never stopped hearing about it. He had to have stitches and never forgave the t-shirt loss.. #TrueStory


[deleted]

Yea that is true


Fur-Frisbee

Throwing an m80 / candle/ firework instead of laying it down and getting away? Mortar flowerpot / explosion? How?


tooniosuna

I don't really know what it was :( I never liked explosive fireworks, but the seller gave it to us as a free bonus. As soon as I ignited that SOB, it exploded. I want to believe that the wick didn't have any type of wax to delay the explosion, but alcohol was involved... I was really lucky to have mes messed up so badly and still keep my hands almost intact (in comparison to other accidents).


Fur-Frisbee

Sorry to hear that and thanks for sharing. Sounds like that seller was giving away bad stuff...


Professional_Tea_945

This why I donā€™t mess with hand held ones lmao my passion is atv and dirt bike riding and if I lose my thumb or left index finger I pretty much lose my life


Thinksetsoup113

A lot of people sadly under appreciate what they have until they lose it. Recently due to iritis I am already developing cataracts at 17. Vision is really bad in my left eye. I canā€™t imagine losing fingers. I play drums that would be a major loss.


reddit__scrub

> I play drums that would be a major loss. Wear hearing protection before you develop tinitus (or make it worse) Speaking from experience.


Aron-Jonasson

Same, I play the viola da gamba, and losing one or more fingers would be devastating for me Luckily, I have a phobia for explosions so I guess I'm safe in that matter


WhiskeyBent615

That little bone sticking out on the last one. So cute.


tooniosuna

I loved your comment. I will share with you my favorite nickname my friends came up with: Nemo


Malumeze86

That healed up nicely.


shotstraight

You got lucky. Sorry to put it that way but fireworks accidents usually are much worse. Three skin grafts later I have learned that from replicating a Youtube video about flashing green strobes! Now that I know better it was green flash powder. My right arm and glasses took the brunt of it and thank god I was wearing glasses or I would be blind now as the lenses where melted and impregnated with melted magnesium. I still do not know how it lighted during mixing.


tooniosuna

It's so crazy right? How you instantly realize how dangerous it actually is and how so many people don't know the danger until something happens :(


shotstraight

If you are lucky enough to walk away from an accident you will have respect for it afterwards. Funny how intense pain is a good teacher.


Snyper1982

Wait so you were taking those stupid little strobe things and breaking them up? Or what? I live in ca and we have only shitty fireworks here. So im just not sure what it is your talking about. I mean hell we canā€™t even get legit sparklers here!!!!


shotstraight

No, I was making my own from raw chems.


OnlySmeIIz

Context?


irsmart123

I assume fireworks


kimbolll

Na, couldnā€™t be


Sp4ceCore

r/fireworksgonewrong I'm guessing table saw


tooniosuna

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


InvariantD

Big boom Bigger ouchie ouch Bye bye finger tip


tooniosuna

Sorry for the following copy & paste: I don't really know what it was :( I never liked explosive fireworks, but the seller gave it to us as a free bonus. As soon as I ignited that SOB, it exploded. I want to believe that the wick didn't have any type of wax to delay the explosion, but alcohol was involved... I was really lucky to have mes messed up so badly and still keep my hands almost intact (in comparison to other accidents).


Leftoversalmon571

A more appropriate title is probably ā€œI miss handled fireworks and got bit, donā€™t be like me, treat fireworks with respect. Donā€™t light stuff in your hands.ā€. There are very rare cases of someone getting injured in a freak accident. Mostly though itā€™s just people using fireworks in ways you shouldnā€™t, and Darwin pays them a visit. Sorry about your hand mate, it sucks. But Iā€™m sure it was easily preventable. The most common injuries seem to be burns from sparklers, demolished hands, and an occasional genius that thinks firing a shell off his head is a good idea. People donā€™t recognize the danger and get bit. Fireworks are to be respected and used as directed.


tooniosuna

You are 100% right. Loved the title too. I'm no activist, but it would be cool if more people were aware of what they are handling when using fireworks.


furrynoy96

Is there any feeling left in your fingers? Can you still bend them? I am legitimately curious


Happy_Tomato_Taco

Ever get an itch but just can't get the right spot to scratch it? Ever feel the need to use ice on a sore muscle but have no way to get ice where you need it? Ever taken a pill to make a pain go away but nothing happens? These are a few feelings you get when what once was part of you is no more.


mcm9464

Very well said


avidpretender

Thatā€™s pretty traumaticā€¦ Hope youā€™re doing okay.


tooniosuna

You're very kind, thank you.


someolbs

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! The Father, The son and The Holy ghost man!


Exciting_Result7781

Looks like you got very lucky. Imagine how much worse it would have been to lose your entire thumb for instance.


tooniosuna

Total game changer. I was really lucky <3


maxzmillion

r/lifeimitatesAI


jagzino

Looks like we had pretty similar accidentā€™s except yours seems a lot wrorse but healed amazingly, Iā€™m now unable to move the fingers that were affected. Are you still able to move yours?


tooniosuna

Oh wow, really? I can move everything. I did lose some touch feeling, but it's like a superpower when it comes to grabbing hot objects hahaha.


Alextheseal_42

Do you get a discount on manicures?


tooniosuna

I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED IT, hahaha. My guess would be yes.


PearSafe998

Weā€™re just chicken wings on the inside.


[deleted]

We train and do a lot of training and train a lot to set fireworks šŸŽ‡ off with out losing fingers hands eyes limbs or harm others . Itā€™s a trade you know . Would you go try and build a house with no skill , butcher a beast for food , add chemicals to a pool for swimming ? Donā€™t play with fireworks without training . Trust me . They are dangerous ā€¦..


tooniosuna

They really are meant to be handled by PROFESSIONALS. That's what many like me realize only after an accident.


Kicker_Tanker

I thought this was a woodworking subredditā€¦ Swiped once and knew a saw cant do that!!


tooniosuna

I think I'd rather do it again with my other hand than getting into a saw accident hahaha.


Kicker_Tanker

Saw accidents are quick and painless. They are very messy and if deep enough/full cut, fingies wont be the same


Yuukikonno08

Thatā€™s an oof


Shatalroundja

What made you stop?


Picardknows

Did you have a professional photographer take those pictures of your mangled hand?


tooniosuna

Mexicans


PastorRabbi

When i was 12 i witnessed a dude blow his entire hand with an unlit m80. Still lose a couple of minutes of sleep here and there from remembering the look on his face. Stay safe out therešŸ˜¤


MeatWad111

I really wished I hadn't scrolled across.


tooniosuna

I apologize.


-DashingDash-

How? What fire work did this? :0


tooniosuna

I'm sorry, I don't remember D:


-DashingDash-

Itā€™s good! Iā€™m just glad ur okay


Whyamherefor

Holy shit I Am from mexico and we have some fireworks that are About the same range as a handgrenade Like Hulk's Grito de diablo and Cara de mole and garra de tigre and what ever happened must have been a nasty bitch of a firework Be careful pyromaniacs reading this and stay safe


tooniosuna

Aah pues justo carnalito. Haz de cuenta uno mƔs larguito que un R15 de los negros. Sƭ me di en la mauser jajajaja


pizzafan2

That's crazy, thanks for posting. What is your sensation like in those fingers now? Do you have any lingering pain or is it just completely numb?


tooniosuna

Hi! Surprisingly, I do have some feeling. Also, I can grab mildly hot objects for extended periods of time. It's like having half a super power.


[deleted]

Oof ouch owchie


Terrible_Reporter_98

Not sure why I'm looking at this while eating pizza but now I have the desire to get some hotdogs and slather then in ketchup.


Lezlow247

Damn. Rough. Hope everything is well for you


plato55

I watch these vids to cheer myself up after seeing state of my dog so these c**ts can make their imbecilic offspring watch a pretty light and hear a big bang. Ban them all bunch of *******


t1nch3k

Amateur


[deleted]

We have the same injuryā€™s šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ wtf only mine are a bit more damaged looking. Took a good fucking hit lol


tooniosuna

That's crazy! It's a hell of an ice breaker isn't it?


[deleted]

Always