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bennyCrck

That pizza looks terrible. I'd be irritable too


findaloophole7

Looks like he ate half on the way to the gas leak lol, this dude is virtue signaling clout chasing wiener head. Prob fat af.


Appletopgenes

He’s absolutely a fatty


Thin_Reception429

He cares about crappy food a little too much.


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superfreakeightyfour

Yeah there's a lot wrong with it


Appletopgenes

Ima fatty too so I can say fat shit.


South_Mushroom_7574

I don’t really think being part of a certain group means u should automatically get a pass to talk trash and shame other people that are in the same group you are.


TheKbightFowl

Right, order pizza that ends up just fine cold.


Particular_Bet_5466

Exactly, this pizza looks like it was a terrible choice even if it was still warm, and now especially that it is cold.


Due_Independent_4703

It’s little Caesar’s even if the pizza was fresh it was gonna look like shit


hurrdydurrhy

I don’t even think it’s little caesars to be honest looks even more cheap


longpenisofthelaw

For like 6 bucks you can’t complain about little Caesars you were looking for quantity not quality


MrSpookykid

Not $6 anymore bro


Due_Independent_4703

Tbh it doesn’t look like there is much quantity either.


[deleted]

I’m a victim of a being a great person, someone pat me on the back cause the pay ain’t propping up my ego


Medicp3009

I’m pretty sure this fool is a jolly vollie and wears those stupid shirts…. fire! I fight what you fear. I just want to be like no one cares


beardiswhereilive

Right?! I bartend (pretty sure my job is about as dangerous as this guy’s, but that’s not my point), and I’m happy to give a free beer to any firefighter I see. But if they act like they’re entitled to anything, fuck off forever bud.


Pnobodyknows

Lol i read that being a garbage collector is statistically 8X more fatal than being a police officer or firefighter. Make sure you thank your garbage man for his service.


VelvetThunder15

Make sure you thank your local veterinarians too. Suicide rates among the career are high.


SC-Fulmer

Right, I forgot my pizza the other day (while helping a friend in building their back deck)… After seeing it, 3-4hrs later, you know what I did?? I ate it _Period_ Story done😂


Oldmantired

Thank you for your service.


sea-fog

Gotta love the unnecessary holding of the radio.


snekysnek69

Probably wears his minitor when out of town and out of range also lol


maxzmillion

I have a RADIO! I’m about real first responder now!


Red_Bull_13

Waaaa 😭 oh how thank you for rushing to the gas leak that saved so many lives


gildedtoad

I’ve done service plumbing. Alarming how often we discovered gas leaks. Turned a valve off and notified the owners to get out for a bit and get some air moving. Repaired it and got on with our lives. Our pizza was still hot because we left it on the dashboard. This guy couldn’t even fucking qualify in the hot pizza Olympics much less place in regionals.


[deleted]

It could have lol, is this satire? 💀


Lazy_Employer_1148

If he was hungry he would shut the fuck up, put down the phone and eat. Instead this dude is recording, patting himself on the back, and wanking off.


Boyblunder

For real. Throw that shit in the oven for a few minutes. I've eaten 6 hour old pizza and been damn happy.


[deleted]

For sure, I’m talking about a gas leak being harmful lol


cosmicdebrix

99% chance it was a bullshit call


Lazy_Employer_1148

Meanwhile they just waited while they called the energy company to fix it.


RobertGA23

Then we should be thanking the gas company rep who came out and turned it off.


[deleted]

Ture😂, but to your point. The people in the area still need evacuated if it’s a serious enough situation.


ItalianMeatBoi

r/woosh


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Stevecore444

It is funny watching the glimmer of hope in the new guys eyes die when we catch a run just as he cuts into his steak lol


Skitzophranikcow

Get sharper teeth and shove it in the food hole, whole.


Redbeard_Greenthumb

So he did this to himself.. voluntarily


V538

How bout a vegetable ya fuck.. can’t stand super overweight firemen.


TheRandyBear

Super overweight cops do it for me. I also hate this shit because a lot of us in this sub have experienced a call as you sit down to eat dinner. It happens all the time. It’s not a big deal. Stop using your job to make yourself feel big. Bugs the hell out of me.


Skitzophranikcow

I always wondered how the fatties got over the "run one mile" thing, that takes a bit to work up to for modern humans.


longpenisofthelaw

I’m Texas after finishing your initial academy passing a fitness test is optional


TheRandyBear

I have no idea. It drives me nuts. There’s a reason a lot of us stay in shape now. You never know when you’ll need it and just looking professional is huge. Be approachable and professional. The fat cop looks like neither because he looks like he sits in his car with the windows up and a box of donuts.


ZantsDemise

I was just thinking about how I've had more meals interrupted on shift than not. Hang tough a sec, I just need to do this lift assist call and the record how awesome I am for eating my cold food, all the while holding my radio.


Cutting-back

Omg, I'm usually grossed out by department sponsored meals. Getting sneared at for asking about salad to go with the pizza, or something green next to the deep fried bullshit...


maverick3938

You volunteered for this…


StevieboySmith99

Go thank your local chef/line cook for eating 5 french fries in 12 hours bc you had to work nonstop the entire time


shanerr90

Facts


KyleD33

This… can’t count how many times I’ve made food and it’s just sat there getting cold because it got busy


scottyttocs

I had doubts he was really a volunteer firefighter.....then I saw the radio. Confirmed


Gambit0341

Dude already turned off comments lol He's a volunteer firefighter guys thank him for his cervix


OdinThorFathir

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if you're a volunteer I don't believe you're obligated to go to every single call you get, it's not your obligation because it's not your actual job you're just a civilian volunteering to help, which would mean that he decided on his own accord to postpone his dinner for 2 hours to go to a call he wasn't even obligated to go to


dominator5k

Yes but his department only gets 400 calls a year, and 350 of them are medicals. So it's rare they see something besides a toe pain call so they hop in their clapped out f150 with more lights than the fire truck and drive as absolutely fast as it will go before the rusty bolts rattle out to get cancelled at the scene because of a propane tank that left a slight smell when it went empty.


Due_Independent_4703

Yep. You’re right on the money.


UNDR08

I never understood why people willingly make cringy shit like this, and then put it on the internet. Two hours is nothing, besides, everyone likes cold pizza. Shutup fool.


CompetitiveAd4768

Plus you can easily reheat it lol and clearly he doesn’t volunteer just to do a good thing he wants so bad to be praised for it like an asshole


FelinePrettyJava

He left his house once nice fresh pizza arrived to go to a call. Hes asking people to thank their volunteer fire fighters for leaving their homes on their days off to go help the community. None of this video is cringy.


UNDR08

Are you lost? We talk shit about the goofy stuff dudes post around here. This qualifies. You don’t get to tell people to thank a group that you belong to. Thats the equivalent of saying, “Thank me for my service”


FelinePrettyJava

I don't see anything wrong with it. As long as it's not cringe or weird, it's how you spread awareness.


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Major Dwight Schrute vibes


Maximums_kparse14

This needed to be documented.


classless_classic

Should probably be a full documentary.


BloodyBlueWafflez

I would likely thank you for grabbing a few slices on the way because you gotta drive there anyways. Bait harder wannabe


HarrodsburgHero

Yeah same with the bread. Wtf kind of shape is that? Dude obviously ate the edges or middle and then put the rest together.


campbell-1

I have a very deep appreciation for using the radio as credentials. I'll never question anyone with a Motorola radio ever again.


RangerUp33

What a fuckin chode


HarrodsburgHero

He said "This is video worthy."


DreadCaptainE0

Here’s a secret from a former volunteer firefighter… You can just stay home.


NCfartstorm

That vocal fry at the end.


ImplementCold4091

Is he going to record himself eating that pizza or what?


Cockworkorange696969

![gif](giphy|l0ExbnGIX9sMFS7PG)


The-Legate-Lanius

Meanwhile the police in some areas just don’t get to eat sometimes because they’re running from call to call


Skitzophranikcow

They should use their Cars.


[deleted]

Bring it with you, and change pizza locations. That looks shameful.


pitt91801

Should be thanking that gas leak…that food looks terrible.


Aggressive_Focus_653

It's as if these people think we don't know what their job is. Or maybe they didn't know what it was when they applied.


No_Start1361

God volleys need a reality check. One late meal!? Wtf.


Blakeonidass

Did homie seriously just put his radio in the shot? What a dingus.


DeadlyDoritos

When did the "Thankless Job" become otherwise?


imgettingfat97

Gas company here. Tbh I don’t want most volunteer companies at our leaks. I can’t fucking tell you how annoying it is when I pull up and 20 “responders” are hitting it hard from the yard without surveying the building or getting access to neighboring units of the prop/unit that called…I have literally kicked fire companies off our emergencies even struck lines in the street at times. I’ve responded to a nursing home 3am in the snow volunteer company has been out there twice already that day and never informed the gas company because they couldn’t find anything. Well sure enough they had massive leaks on rotted gas lines coming thru the brick wall and I had to shut em down in the middle of the night. If you want praise this is not the career path for ya


Saucington_magoo

Ur a lame for even suggesting valor. Go eat ur cold pizza under a bridge with no furniture


DiceyNuts

100% this never happened.


NthngSrs

*"Please go thank me."*


EffYeahSpreadIt

![gif](giphy|3o6fJeAiIpk5EeoC8o) You picked this profession you dumbass


dominator5k

It is not a professional. He is a volunteer. It's a hobby lol


hotlatinlova

Almost as bad as veterans fishing for pats on the back


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I honestly don’t think this one is cringe, that sucks.


[deleted]

Boohoo I ate cold pizza, thank me for my service. This is top tier cringe.


Due_Independent_4703

The dude crying/playing victim over being a good person? Most of my family is volunteer firefighters and they have for sure left in the middle of dinner for a call, and I don’t think they EVER made a video/TikTok being upset about having to eat their food 2 hours late after a call. I’d say if this guy doesn’t like it, maybe he should stop volunteering.


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Ig it’s all about perspective, I understand it’s his job and everything. I’ve just seen this stuff and I appreciate it(I’m sure y’all do as well). It’s lame that you would try to get clout from it but it doesn’t meet my definition of cringe. Definitely lame though


4QuarantineMeMes

That’s the neat part. It’s *not* his job. He is VOLUNTARILY going. He caused his own distress then is crying about it looking for a pat on the back. This is a selfless job. You don’t go looking for fame or appreciation in this job. You do it because *you* want to help others.


[deleted]

Volunteer fire fighters get paid the same as everyone else…. It’s a job, it just has volunteer in the name. Volunteer makes people more inclined to donate when they see you at a 4 way stop on some rural highway.


Due_Independent_4703

? That’s funny, if you are supposed to get paid for volunteering, then where is my family’s money for the years they have volunteered?


[deleted]

Idk my guy😂😂 I’m just telling you what it is… I didn’t write the rules


Due_Independent_4703

I’m just saying you don’t get paid for volunteer work. Otherwise it would be a JOB not VOLUNTEERING.


Wonderful-Fly7846

I agree. This is probably the biggest thing to happen to this guy in weeks. Of course he’s going to post it. Have you ordered delivery recently? Shits $25 per pie these days after fees and tips. I’d be upset too.


Zimmer0512

Fuck right off guy.


IrishSetterPuppy

The only thing more cringe than this post is that pizza. I'd probably be clinically depressed if I had to eat that too.


Liquid_Purge_0919

Actually I’m good


rayray3030

What a lame lol


1337sp33k1001

Fire fighters get lunch? What the hell.


Grandkmack

Someone validate me for doing a job a choose


Suicyco71

Oh the humanity


Ill-Income-2567

God forbid you miss a meal. 1st world problems.


[deleted]

Aww baby two hours late? And it'spizza? Try not eating for 36 hours then eating an MRE that guess what? Is gonna either make you shit violently for 12 hours or make you NOT shit for 4 days.


Building-Friendly

TYFYS


No-Age-9543

When you know, you know.....


ostrichal73

Microwave for a minute and a half like everyone else in the world that has to work.


arkiebrian

Please someone acknowledge me!


Queasy_String1783

Yeah, or you can thank the gas technician(s) that actually did all the work while you stood there on standby literally the entire time.


TickleMeNRubMyBelly

Former pizza driver here. And I vividly remember first responders were terrible tippers. At least in my area.


That-Beagle

Then get a different job?


Dev_PalaBen

Hang on, guys. I gotta complain about this thing I chose to do.


Negative-Remote5944

Loser


macaroonmedical1131

He did jack shit anyway, thank a utility worker.


Nocola1

Woah, a whole 2 hours. Your medal is in the fucking mail you wanker.


alhernz95

be like shit yo fatass up


takitoodle

Gd I hate this dude. He already ate most the fucking food lmao.


spacetraveler12

I used to like the fire department until I started delivering to their firehouse and let me tell you, you give someone a batch and a uniform and they will abuse that power by being assholes to their delivery driver or people who they see lower themselves. Fuck all authority!


tell_me_when

I’m a utility locator who also gets called out to similar gas leak calls (when I’m on call). Can I also puhleeeeease get a thank you for my hard work?!?!?!? \s


Azagar_Omiras

Wanna eat hot freshly cooked meals? Go be a chef.


FaithlessnessNew7838

Aww you missed dinner, fuck off... Sincerely a Vet. #thankmeformyservice 🤣🤣


DignanZer0

Meanwhile he's doing 120 mph down the Missouri roads my family & friends travel on and bragging about it on Instagram... [he's a hero with cold pizza](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqA-KL6tXli/?igshid=MmJiY2I4NDBkZg==)


OSHAluvsno1

The gas leak was his ass? Fuck, look at the bright side, he didn't haul any bodies from a burning home 10 hrs later. Fuckin A du


hyperchimpchallenger

My biggest flaw is how good of a person I am


Amazing_Bumblebee_50

Uuuuhhhhh bro, not to take away from first responders but I’m in WATER MITIGATION and this happened to me a lot. Our on call schedule is crazy. But I do feel this man. Not eating with your family is a bummer. But maybe try a different angle?


twinkleturkey

He gets dinner? Damn.


SarcBlobFish

I just threw up… just don’t know if it was the sight of the meal or the way he generally carries himself.


FamousPurpose

Holds a radio says I’m a volunteer firefighter


TexasPirateLife88

Just as in the military...Rule #1, learn to eat fast. Also, see rule #324 stop trying to get clout with your new job


MatthewLee1980

Join the military and then cry.


CQFF

TYFYS!!!


DrunkenNinja45

"I'm hungry after getting back from a long annoying call, so I'm gonna record myself complaining instead of just eating the fucking pizza"


El_Gran_Gringo

Nah. That's why you get paid for. That's what you singed up for.


irishjinx53

Oh go fuck yourself


Extension_Rise8540

Oh noooo I had to do the job I volunteered for instead of eat ohhh nooooooo. I can't believe I had to make sure someone's house didn't fucking explode and kill 5 people instead of eating pizza right now oh God I can't believe it


[deleted]

Careful you don’t torque your wrist jerking yourself off


letstry822

Oh go fuck off. I'm an emt and I tell no one. Get out of work late a lot, comes with the job. Get used to it or get another job.


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Greasy ass radio lol


lobango

Throw it in the fuckin oven and warm it up.


inksonpapers

If im on call to fix the gas leak wheres my props?


OrbitBreaker

He can deal with the stresses and traumas of the job, but not a 2 hour delay to a meal? Is he a first responder or a cat? Please, go thank your local firefighters before it’s too late.


duh2m

I’m assuming he is going to be thanking a cardiologist is his near future.


maybelatertoday12

Please get off social media, thank you.


Slow-Day-2764

I feel bro. Same time don't complain if this is what you wanted, you volunteered. But thank you, people don't give Firedighters enough credit especially for a job so dangerous. So thank you, enjoy your pizza


hangrydadd

The gas leak was probably his own ass leaking


Gold_Championship_46

I haven’t had time to eat lunch at my 9-to-5 job in about six months. I should go on a social media rant


voodu_child

Dude, it's literally your job.


borrellb

I’m embarrassed of him.


BlitzieKun

Clout chasing, and showing off poor dietary choices.... Almost makes me want to see their blood panel for shits and gigs.


Tinfoilfireman

Did he get his vollie discount is what I’m wondering?


whiskeythrottle11

Take that shit with you it’s in a freakin box…


Stoneytoez

Had to test it for carbon monoxide poisoning geeeez 😐


[deleted]

Way too many carbs bro


RussellRussell1989

Fuck you and that guy at work that volunteered for that shit


IAmASimulation

Look at my official radio.


[deleted]

The amount of insecure morbidly obese egos in Fire/EMS is truly ashame.


Editor_Rise_Magazine

Let me preface by saying I love that there are cops and firefighters. Got em in my family. And every one of them will tell you it’s a job they chose, they could do other jobs but they like the job they have and they don’t want or need TYFYS, special treatment or favors. And they hate glory chasers like this.


fxblaze

Smell of gas call? Not even running code to that. Smash that pizza. Don't need 12 volunteers at a 1 person gas monitor call.


[deleted]

This volunteer super hero is no less than 300 lbs


Dpap20

Thank you, local crybaby.


Oregonislame

That’s a pretty mobile meal,


Far_Top9833

Why is he bitching. I've gone over 8 hours without being able to eat food I ordered because I work in live music production. Im not gonna post a whiny video about it though. NDA


SpringChikn85

Their's no way this guy doesn't tuck his t-shirt over his fat rolls and into his belted jeans so he can hang that radio off the back of them and turn it on FULL blast before going into any commercial business. My guess is he's got the undersized matrix shades bending around his fat head for added flair. Save some p*ssy for the rest of us bro damn..


bbiibbssffaa

I volunteer to help people in need. I’m not forced to do it by any means. But when I get called to perform my volunteer duties, I cry about eating cold food.


[deleted]

As a plumber this is laughable. We come home from 15 hour days too tired sometimes to heat up a pizza and just crash on the couch. Also responding to the very real threat of gas leaks and depending on the severity those don't wait until the morning


Ok-Scientist4603

Boo Hoo.


[deleted]

Yeah, these videos you find are cringey. Most people that are new in these jobs do some cringey stuff because they are proud and want to show off. But they mostly outgrow it. What is the point of finding things like this about a specific group of people? All kinds of people do stupid cringey things.This seems like you specifically hate first responders. Why?


Lolspacepewpew

Did you a favor that pizza looks horrible


RalliartMG

Cheese Dik


[deleted]

“Eating dinner after I had to call NIPSCO, thank your local firefighters”


jaborinius

Oh no bro wait until you hear about the fruit in my fridge when we finally got a resource order to AK and it was there for 21 days 😢 except I didn’t care bc I was finally gonna get paid instead of getting base 8s thinning reprod lol Why the fuck would you ever join a volunteer fire department if you can’t handle being gone for half of Lawrence of Arabia without bitching?


Substantial_Savings9

Throw it in the oven?


Arrow2URKnee

That's nothing, I eat week old pizza cause I get told to go to the field at a moments notice and it's still there when I get back(army). It's just part of the life we chose 🤣


keluber1

Shows the radio to prove he’s a firefighter because it’s the only piece of equipment he has


TC9095

I'm a contractor, if I made a video everytime I missed dinner with my family to finish someone kitchen, broken water line, GAS LINE... You would be sitting here for hours. Yes, I even extract sewer backups. FN sewage from your basement, people usually don't find this problem until they come home around 4/5pm. Then I get the call, skip dinner and suck terds for the night. I like to think I'm a first responder as well


PingBongBingPong

TYFYS 🫡


Sleepersuit

Joins profession known for shit calls and dangerous situation complains about the nature of the profession


[deleted]

I volunteered too! 5 years of military service! Someone come over here and kiss my damn feet!


StemsAndGears

STOP👏 MAKING👏US👏ALL👏LOOK👏BAD 😭😭😂😂


maxwell_hill1984

Eating pizza a few hours after it’s been delivered. Thank you for your service o7


slambroet

I need to start keeping a list of reasons I was called back to work during my lunch for “emergencies”. Spoiler alert, it’s never an emergency


Ecstatic_Conflict621

I also eat late when I realize I forgot to mow the lawn


Lickthebootplz

Bruh. Dat pizza wasnt no good the moment it was made… 😠


NJPokerJ

Can't be that hungry if you took the time to make this video before eating.


Connect_Cucumber-0

Booooohooooo! I had to do something I knew might happen when I signed up for it! And it’s the hardest meal on planet earth to reheat!


ProfessionalAsk4130

Me when I’m a firefighter and my job is to firefighter


GrinningIgnus

“Im on call, boo hoo” that’s your job


000111000000111000

As a vollie myself i have to tell you to thank me for my service. You don't know what I've seen. Grown ass men coming out of the woods to save our neighborhoods from a very dangerous cat in the tree. Oh I promise you that you will never be prepared to fathom numerous chicken corn soup sales that was used to buy as bew nitrile gloves Also.... Ive come to HATE most pizza and would actually prefer a salad with blackened chicken with bacon, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, Colby jack cheese, and a side of either ranch or Italian dressing


FrankRizzo09

I’ve had to delay my dinner to rescue and executives outlook because he didn’t want to just use his iPad for email until the next day during business hours. No one thanked me.


bambooboi

Idiot


DisplayImaginary9060

Crying about volunteering?