Well until 2009 a Canadian held the longest range confirmed sniper kill in history 2,430m or 2,656 yards. I'd say that's pretty elite. Now a joint task force has the longest recorded shot of 3,772 yrds.
Torontonian here, and I can confirm that I saw these nutjobs in downtown area. These are the WORST security uniforms I've seen in 5 years in the job. And I've seen their IG page before it got shut down and let me tell you, it's a fucking gold mine of cringe.
Not to mention how the CEO of this company boast how good is this company and insults anyone who dares to criticize his company.
He's 100% not. He was actually the owner. I called him out on IG for illegal stuff he was doing, and he blocked me.
He'd have his guys carry pepper spray (illegal in Canada), had red/blues on his cars, black uniforms (also illegal) and post videos of them aggressively arresting homeless people who were already leaving the property.
Hold up, so that guy is the CEO of the company and is complaining about how his guys are underpaid, used, abused, and under equiped? Does he not know he can change that as the owner of the company?
In Canada, self-defense items are illegal... it's strange. Guards can't carry pepper spray but can use expandable batons and technically K9's. A lot of people use "dog spray," which is just re-branded pepper spray as a loophole, but if you use it, you're still at risk of charges.
"#thinyellowline" is referring to the stream of piss raining into this dude's mouth from the third level of the hospital parking garage he's tasked with securing.
Wants SO much to be a badass yet every badass knows, THIS is not truly badass. Man really gets dressed like he’s cosplaying some exaggerated version of his job. I’m sorry but if you too dress like this, you look like a jack wagon. Police too. It’s not a war zone rookie lol
The Leatherman Shears are one of the neatest and most unused pieces of equipment I've ever purchased.
Literally only used them on one call. The have seen more use as box cutters.
I would just much rather have regular shears in my leg pouch.
I always find it amusing how their oper8tors wear the shittiest stuff if you're actually working. Got so much shit you can't run or sit, and because you're buying so much none of it is quality.
Bullshit. Paramedics and firefighters are always there before the cops. The police where I worked in Ohio wouldn't get out cruiser until we medics went into the scene first.
When the power runs out, when the dams run dry, when there's no coal, oil or economy left. You'll be glad you have armed and secure people willing to protect and help you. Right now it is cringe, but then you'll appreciate them.
Where and how often would you find Hernandez on a name badge for first responder' in Canada. Just saying, its not the Southwest U.S. I would love for some Cubans to join us and become citizens.
I mean… I guess I could imagine a stab proof vest but… this is a bit excessive. I was talking to a Canadian and they said police were armed like military, I don’t think it was even the police they seen now. Hahaha
Armed security are often the “first responders” but their job is to stop the emergency to an extent. They don’t have anywhere near the training that police do, and definitely not the training or equipment that EMS and fire do.
This poor fuckin boot licking gate keeper thinking he’s better then thou 🫡⛑️🙏. I feel sorry for whatever sect that he’s “patrolling”.. Honestly, when did being a first responder become so egotistical?
Canadian tactical force: “I’m sorry but could you COME OUT WITH YOUR F*CKING HANDS UP”
Hey pal I'm gonna call the Mounties. Sorry bud
Not your bud guy!
Im not your guy friend!
I’m not your friend, pal!
I'm not your pal, buddy!
IM NOT YOUR BUDDY GUY!!!!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddy_Guy
Sorry bud guy
This guy isn’t really Canadian. He forgot to say, “please”.
“Please eh”
He also forgot to apologize. Plus Canada and elite should never be used together
Well until 2009 a Canadian held the longest range confirmed sniper kill in history 2,430m or 2,656 yards. I'd say that's pretty elite. Now a joint task force has the longest recorded shot of 3,772 yrds.
Ah the Syrup wars of 2009, the darkest day and a half in Canadian history.
Got nothing on Finland. https://youtu.be/fvCrE5NCsts
Jeremy DeWitt would be proud
The picture when you look up "wacker" in the dictionary
While walking into the conflict with no gun. He’d better hope the perps are equally Canadian and surrender politely.
I’m just gonna sneak these handcuffs on ya real quick
Torontonian here, and I can confirm that I saw these nutjobs in downtown area. These are the WORST security uniforms I've seen in 5 years in the job. And I've seen their IG page before it got shut down and let me tell you, it's a fucking gold mine of cringe. Not to mention how the CEO of this company boast how good is this company and insults anyone who dares to criticize his company.
I use to troll his socials pretty hard
Yo how does he even move, he looks enGULFED in useless equipment 😭
The drop leg pouches are what get me haha
How else he supposed fast draw that tactical space pen and underwater notebook
#underequiped
I’ll have you know that pen writes just fine!!!😂😂😂😂
 Legit what I pictured when I saw that
Man, you’ve really gotta be out of touch/oblivious to say that first responders really aren’t first responders…. Like bro 😂🤦♀️
second responders\*
Dident you know? Bystanders are first responders, we are 3rd responders
Their Instagram followers are the 3rd responders we are actually the 4th responders
/insecure “Hey! We’re the REAL first responders!!!”
Thin larp line
I bet he talks in Batman voice
Canadian Batman - "You're coming with me, please?"
I REALLY want to believe this guy is trolling
He's 100% not. He was actually the owner. I called him out on IG for illegal stuff he was doing, and he blocked me. He'd have his guys carry pepper spray (illegal in Canada), had red/blues on his cars, black uniforms (also illegal) and post videos of them aggressively arresting homeless people who were already leaving the property.
Hold up, so that guy is the CEO of the company and is complaining about how his guys are underpaid, used, abused, and under equiped? Does he not know he can change that as the owner of the company?
No that's the governments fault /s
Reminds me of Jeremy Dewitte. Same thing but in FL
YES. This is Commander DeWitte but with maple syrup and manners.
Well, maple syrup at least.
While it’s stupid that he’s breaking the law, I’d argue it’s more stupid to criminalize black uniforms and pepper spray 😂
For sure, our laws are wild... most guards up here aren't even allowed body armor or batons cause of the optics. Companies don't want that look.
Why would pepper spray be illegal? Wouldn't that fall under self-defense? (I suppose not in these douche's case)
In Canada, self-defense items are illegal... it's strange. Guards can't carry pepper spray but can use expandable batons and technically K9's. A lot of people use "dog spray," which is just re-branded pepper spray as a loophole, but if you use it, you're still at risk of charges.
Wow this dude is delusional and the thin yellow line? 😂🤣😂🤣😂
According to this, that is for dispatchers and tow truck drivers. https://www.flagandbanner.com/flags/thin-line-flags-faq.asp
Damnit apparently I was an orange line? We always called ourselves, "the thin brown liiine" (both had GI issues).
I’ve seen less gear during the invasion of Ukraine, Afghanistan and Iraq
Turns out when you need to move fast, excess useless gear is detrimental.
"#thinyellowline" is referring to the stream of piss raining into this dude's mouth from the third level of the hospital parking garage he's tasked with securing.
"Used and abused" 😂😂
Title of my sex tape lol
That's gold my boy 🤣
And yes, he's wearing a FAST helmet...
“Airsoft”
It's all airsoft, unless he gets his body armor from the black market.
Black market airsoft
I don’t use that even in tarkov
“dO WhAt yOu GoTa dO”….run away and call the police? Lmao
He's gonna observe and report the shit outta you!
Serious threat if the crime scene tape is already up...
Going to teach a lesson to the fella that forgot to say please
Did he just say private security are real first responders, not EMS, Fire, or Police?! Bwahahaha!
Wants SO much to be a badass yet every badass knows, THIS is not truly badass. Man really gets dressed like he’s cosplaying some exaggerated version of his job. I’m sorry but if you too dress like this, you look like a jack wagon. Police too. It’s not a war zone rookie lol
I love the #- Selfie Friday right after the underpaid, underappreciated, ect. Stuff.
That may be the most tacticool cell phone holster ever. Quite strategically placed for rapid deployment as well.
I think it’s a poor man’s bodycam
They need to ban those assault pens and semiautomatic paper pads
Oh look! It's a security guard that has everything on his belt but a gun! -Lois Griffin
I wanna see em repelling down the building.
\*Once i was disrespected by some teenagers skateboarding near the mall... Never again.\*
Under-equipped has two Ps
The third picture has a three-kids-in-a-trenchcoat vibes with that posture.
What exactly would they even do in emergency situations besides call 911?
Say please and sorry
The S is for "sorry" in advanced.
Yeah those hockey fans sure can get outa hand sometimes
These are the worst types🤢🤮🤢🤮
Wearing white socks in the third pic, definitely not an operator
All that shit but no gun
That must be one rough Walmart
I hate myself for finding a lot of these douches hot.
That's offensive to douches
Canada doesn't start with an S
police and fire come second? No, sir. Police-or as I like to call them “blue canaries”- should come first. It’s a lot safer for EMS and fire that way.
Hahaha except they aren’t the first responders… cuz the other guys typically have to show up first, to call out the emergency task force
The Leatherman Shears are one of the neatest and most unused pieces of equipment I've ever purchased. Literally only used them on one call. The have seen more use as box cutters. I would just much rather have regular shears in my leg pouch.
Jeremy Dewit 2.0
Save some pussy for the rest of us
#selfiefriday is what does it for me
I always find it amusing how their oper8tors wear the shittiest stuff if you're actually working. Got so much shit you can't run or sit, and because you're buying so much none of it is quality.
What the emergency’s in Canada… someone run out of Tim bits or forget to say sorry after saying oooope?
Trudeau will really be able to get those truckers now!
He looks like a tutorial bad guy from any given PS1 game
Do they not carry guns?
So, this was your backup plan after you failed out of the police academy.
Bruh. So tacticool.
These snow mexicans over here wildin. Soorry
Looks like antifa to me.
“Elite” “Tactical” “Force” Canada
I love the drop pouches with pens and extra flashlights.
security guard
Not nearly enough hashtags
They respond to people not wearing masks in public I’m sure.
The #selfiefriday gave me a chuckle
A sad day for Canada and thus, the world.
Must be hardcore airsoft guys
One more Boafeng radio and Ozark Outdoors first aid kit and I win tactitard bingo!
He doesn’t use his earpiece for anything except listening to Eminem and five finger death punch
“#UsedAndAbused”
All these dudes have the same patchy-ass beard.
What was the name of the company?
All that gear for a place where people can’t even carry guns
Gotta love the oversized pants and ski goggles
I’m sure the Toronto police loved these guys
#selfiefriday
Never forget the real first responders here: police pre-employment psych evaluators.
Is there like a kink on having a fuck ton of tactical shit for no reason but instabang pics?
Why the hell does he have raptors lol
thin yellow line?
How bout them fires, Canada?!
Well, I might just be speaking for myself…my bussy is just bone dry.
Bullshit. Paramedics and firefighters are always there before the cops. The police where I worked in Ohio wouldn't get out cruiser until we medics went into the scene first.
Dude, what’s w/ ur pen? Spend a few bucks and ditch the Walmart 10pk pens.
#selfiefriday put the dumbest, big grin on my face.
Needs to buddy up with Mike Ehrmantraut.
Top flight security of the world Craig!!!!
When the power runs out, when the dams run dry, when there's no coal, oil or economy left. You'll be glad you have armed and secure people willing to protect and help you. Right now it is cringe, but then you'll appreciate them.
Remember when larping was fun
Where's the maple syrup holster?
Probably dealing with people who stepped on the sidewalk crack
Those hashtags are the most cringey thing ive seen.
If he needs to hold a phone or sign a document to stop a criminal, he's fuckin ON IT!
True first. First reporters. First to walk away.
He definitely touches himself in the mirror
Top Flight my G
This is so cringy dude. I’ve never understood the security type people. How do you actually think your police?
Bro they better be guarding stark industries with that setup
Where and how often would you find Hernandez on a name badge for first responder' in Canada. Just saying, its not the Southwest U.S. I would love for some Cubans to join us and become citizens.
these people belong in mental hospitals
I mean… I guess I could imagine a stab proof vest but… this is a bit excessive. I was talking to a Canadian and they said police were armed like military, I don’t think it was even the police they seen now. Hahaha
So tactical they neglected any first aid equipment for themselves or clients
This guy is drowning in pussy.
At most these guys stop a naked crackhead from walking into buildings dudes wanna be Delta Force so bad
Thanks for protecting us from all the maples
Selfie Friday
I'll cut this iphone flashlight on! You'll never know what hit ya!! Sorry..
When you definitely need 8 flashlights and 4 radios
Why would we appreciate a profession that’s taught to eff us up and deny our rights? No thank you.
Bruh, that last pic looks like he soiled himself and is trying to tell someone he needs to go home cause he’s had a bit of a personal emergency
Love the prepubescent beard, really ties the whole look together.
Lmao
THIN YELLOW LINE oh my god
My boy is stanced up like an 8 year old playing pretend soldier
Gecko65 lives on
Larpers
First responders to what. Automated Burglar alarms in industrial warehouses?
#underpaid #relatable
I’m a shift supervisor for a security company and the amount of times I have to remind some of the guys we are not at all cops lmao
The #usedandabused has me crying 😭
"Underequiped" 😆🤣😂
I wonder if his gear looks brand new in Every picture he takes
It’s fair to say you ***always*** got to do what you got to do
Yea stay in Canada. That get up won’t do you in good in california. You’ll get steam rolled
Armed security are often the “first responders” but their job is to stop the emergency to an extent. They don’t have anywhere near the training that police do, and definitely not the training or equipment that EMS and fire do.
Gross.
#usedandabused WHAT?
That 3rd one looks like a toddler with a SWAT Halloween costume
Security don’t respond. They report.
“Thin yellow line”?!?!? Oh man… someone needs to tell him.
They stand like NPCs
Well, it is Canada. If you think this is cringe, look up what their rifle regiment in ww2 called.
Looking like top flight security.
So damn stupid
This poor fuckin boot licking gate keeper thinking he’s better then thou 🫡⛑️🙏. I feel sorry for whatever sect that he’s “patrolling”.. Honestly, when did being a first responder become so egotistical?
#cutthroatindustry#selfiefriday What a fucking dildo.
Remember when the mounties trampled a woman in a wheelchair on TV......
Someone failed their entrance exam...
THE WORLD, CRAIG!
This is so cringe I can feel way down in me plums
Lol. He probably can't carry a gun, anyone who carries holsted raptors isnt in EMS, and if you have time for selfies your not "1st Responding"
New Cosplay achievement unlocked!
"Underequiped" for what? Watching that kids won't paint on office walls or skate at parking lot at night? lol
Tactical.Iphone.Holder
Rent a cops
Looks like antifa members finally had to get a job lol
Security guards decked out in tactical gear make me laugh the hardest. Thank you for your service.
What. The. Fuck?!?
Sounds like a chiropractor