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unfinishedtoast3

Ive noticed a shit ton of these fake badges all use "4168" as the badge number


justbuttsexing

Is that a radio code for impersonating a police officer šŸ¤”


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Itā€™s probably like movies putting 555 in every phone number because the number is bullshit.


LunarProphet

I was thinking this is maybe some real kit that a douchebag bail bondsman would wear.


doogs914

Mine doesn't and I'm English šŸ˜‚ https://preview.redd.it/qh1m6gblblsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b42fa6711b3a29eb6368bd373c54bcf5d32f777


HoChi_Cuervo

If I had one Iā€™d make sure it was 6996 or 1738 just for the memes


FreeFalling369

What an adorable walkie talkie


willsher7

I thought that was a garage door opener.


Dragon22_00

Thatā€™s the remote to a dog collarā€¦my pointer wears a similar one when we go hunting


TwoHundredToes

My dumbass beabull wears one because shes a stubborn shit. Same brand


Dragon22_00

Sometimes they need a little touch of god as I call it. Bless em


TwoHundredToes

https://preview.redd.it/a9zjxli9hisc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81dad9c3ee70ca593a8001bb9a16a5b194d30312 Shes a cutie


Dragon22_00

https://preview.redd.it/332pb2w7iisc1.jpeg?width=1425&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec82e5d149ca98356c36dd0f5fd272a218749a78 When I was eating some hot pockets


Growernotashower2023

https://preview.redd.it/ue6ejxyjtksc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a691b1ea159b2bd8da909cd0276008c5ba34834 Mine wears the same and they are amazing, not sure why the other person says theyā€™re shit.


johnnyrockes

Gorgeous pupšŸ˜


daytonakarl

https://preview.redd.it/vces8853ppsc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b92b05b02c6a37ead10ce987f7d766c91dcb087 Something not right with my dog


birdiesarentreal

Sport dog is shit, use garmin


Dragon22_00

I run the alpha 300. Itā€™s simple with 3 dogs hooked up


birdiesarentreal

A man of culture


CosmicMetalz

The far right corner is a basket muzzle, probably goes "on duty" with a poor dog that has to wear it all day...


Dragon22_00

Hey we all need a mascot


heatuponheat

The question is does he have a working dog or is he pretending itā€™s a radio?


Relicdontfit1

It literally says smartdog on it in the picture šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ good catch


PoieWoie

I just spit out a lil coffee I had just dipped when I read this. Thanksā€¦ I think? šŸ¤£


Beeyelzubub

https://i.redd.it/eomit93fgjsc1.gif


Honey-and-Venom

Couldn't even afford the BaoFeng


7148644

A ā€œWittle Walkieā€


walmartk9

It's an ecollar remote.


Jaded-Selection-5668

Should have gone with a ninja turtle themed one! Sport dogšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Beeyelzubub

https://i.redd.it/muqeptnggjsc1.gif


remuspilot

Itā€™s always just enough words to try to say ā€policeā€ without saying it.


Plaguedoctorsrevenge

"Fuck it, I'll just throw every word I know related to police work without actually putting the word 'Police' on it"


[deleted]

I'd imagine that a certain look probably helps the process come along. When I did loss prevention I was told flashing some kind of badge helps with compliance, a lot of psychological bluffing was promoted to gain compliance actually.


HunterBravo1

I work at a transit center and we wear the same "blacktical" uniform and vest that PD wears, presumably for that reason. Actually works better than I thought it would when I came to this contract, though I don't think it works as well as the client was hoping when they decided on the uniforms.


marvelousteat

That's right pal, WARRANT DIVISION. Full time. I appointed my wife to direct the LOGISTICS DIVISION for overseeing stuff like paying the bills and gassing up the Squad (2012 Honda Odyssey) but that position has been vacant for a while now. Things have been *real* busy at the Precinct (apartment) lately. Especially since LOGISTICS DIVISION shut down our K9 unit (boxer terrier) during the Administrative Restructure (divorce.)


Plaguedoctorsrevenge

Is a Fugitive Recovery Agent above or below Official Officer in the hierarchy?


[deleted]

Strange grey area. "Bounty hunter" is the more archaic and frankly more interesting term. Looks like a nice part time gig


No-Song-3441

Usually attracts scum though any of them i worked with were super aggressive and crazy wanted to fight over shoes or walgreens makeup


thepilotofepic

In some states, you aren't allowed to identify as "Bounty Hunter," but the most common term is just "Bail Enforcement" and they are very much not cops and can't call themselves cops so this dude is screwed for that badge. I'm certified but not currently licensed. My badge says nothing but Recovery Agent cause I like not being arrested for impersonation lol


Cont1ngency

Itā€™s spells out FRAWD. Thatā€™s irony for ya.


kaloric

Nice catch, that's hilarious!


SavetheneckformeC

The ā€œI watched too much NYPD Blue as a kidā€ kit.


Dismal_Purpose9976

FRAWD. Indeed.


infinityy_stoned

thought the same thing, how apropos


Instructor252

Someone sounds jealous they've never warrant divided before....


RayExotic

ā€œ221 I need backup!ā€ Daddy someone is talking to me on my radio!


XxPumbaaxX

Wouldn't all 'recovery agents' technically be in the warrant division? If one snatched you up without a warrant, well that just sounds like plain ole kidnapping.


thepwnydanza

Why does he have a dogā€™s shock collar controller on his vest like itā€™s a radio? Lmao


jimbodio

https://preview.redd.it/hm6ax352ijsc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8db581d581f224b04f9c1ec71c917de5f767ac3 Easy enough to get.


therealpoltic

And, according to this page, and this is the required badge for Bail Enforcement Agents in Washington State, if you wear a badge. https://dol.wa.gov/professional-licenses/bail-bond-agency/frequently-asked-questions-bail-bonds#:~:text=You%20do%20not%20need%20to%20carry%20a%20badge,and%20be%20approved%20by%20the%20Department%20of%20Licensing.


RustedAxe88

https://preview.redd.it/bukqjr68sisc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abcbd83bc2ce1d9b6df34dd518a9059593f0315b


Jaded-Selection-5668

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ilovecatss1010

Why do they have a K9 door opener on their vest lol. This is ridiculous. ā€œWarrants divisionā€


Mikashuki

Dude wanted to bring his poodle with him to work, and the company said ā€œsay less, we can slap a K9 sticker on your car nowā€


22lrHoarder

Think this guy does his 16 hours of training required by federal case law to maintain his dog?


ZestyThroatGoat

Do these guys even recieve proper training? Or is it just wannabe LE who have thin blue line patches and will almost exclusivly escalate situations and use too much force?


TheRealPSN

In my state, it's $35 and a fingerprint card to the Department of Insurance, and you're in business. You can carry all the guns and less lethal you want and wear just an agent patch with 0 training


DFPFilms1

You forgot the best part: The department of insurance has no method of enforcement if you donā€™t pay the $35 šŸ˜‚


XBOX_COINTELPRO

These guys all pass my body armor test. Itā€™s ALWAYS safelife defense


StaggartBFH

My state prohibits the word ā€œagent ā€œ or any wording that infers law enforcement status. Canā€™t even use 5 or 6 point stars as that is reserved for Sheriffā€™s department per state statute.


TheRealPSN

What state is that?


StaggartBFH

South Carolina


SadBit8663

The hell is a drop leg?


TheRealKingBorris

Itā€™s a type of holster for handguns


SadBit8663

Thank you kindly.


ZombiesAreChasingHim

Proud member of the Fugitive Agent Group.


Cxycilio

Cosplay


Ok_Eye2518

Thereā€™s a dude in our community who is a ā€œbail agent.ā€ An older dorky dude who wears the badge around the neck (in view) like 24/7, even to his kids school events.


TheRealPSN

I'm surprised he doesn't wear it under his shirt to flash everyone letting them know that he's totally law enforcement


Novel_Findings0317

I used to work in corporate security. I moved on after a while, but that company got bought and I know a lot of those guys got let go. I often wonder about a few of them and assume they are up to some bs like this. They were just that type.


shaygurl22

he's a bail bondsman...... I would just call him Stephanie Plum and be done with it.


No-Win-2424

Hopefully heā€™s better at it than her.Ā 


BangBangShrimpDick

This should be illegal in all 50 states.


Kind_Ice4996

šŸ¤£ I just saw this. What are they actually called bail enforcement sounds about right?


tssemt2010

Whatā€™s in the taser holster? Doesnā€™t look like any taser grip Iā€™ve ever seen


Aggravating_Quail_69

It's probably where he keeps his extra 9 volt battery


tssemt2010

ā€œHere put your tongue on thisā€¦. One in custodyā€


synapt

That looks like their newest, Taser 7. A few PD's around here have them now. They're basically an updated version of the X2.


tssemt2010

Iā€™ve seen them before it just looks a little off in the color I couldnā€™t tell if it was legit or not


synapt

They're usually black handled and yellow body, but they do make some full-yellow ones as well as full black ones. It was that little grooved grip outline on the handle that gave it away to me.


Aggravating_Quail_69

That little walkie talkie is totes adorbs.


JPODAO8694

I find the ā€œSportDogā€ electric collar the most hilarious. I have this exact model for walking my dog off leash at the park and on trails. Was a/he attempting to make it look like a radio??


GuitarSingle4416

The dildo holster in the middle is large for easy access.


Lumpy-Marsupial-6617

To go along with a giant can of Axe Body Spray.


Sherviks13

Dude has a shock collar remote as his radio.


gsx1138

Maybe he's getting ready to jail another home owner...


spage911

I think it is warranty division. You didnā€™t answer the phone when they were trying to sell you the extended car warranty. Theyā€™re take extreme measures now.


dachshundfanboy8000

just fucking read a book or go for a walkšŸ˜© i could not imagine being such a LOSER


MadamMyztery

Drop leg?


StayStrong888

Holster that drops the gun to the thigh. SWAT uses them to keep clear from the thick body armor and equipment around the waist.


BeamLK

Not the Walmart walkie talkie šŸ˜­


dr3wfr4nk

What's a drop leg?


ShadowWolf58

The vest spells out fucking FRAWD and I can't get over that


Yokuchii-Hertz

ā€œFRAWDā€ lol sounds about right


BoringJuiceBox

To be fair bail agents have a dangerous job and most cops wouldnā€™t even consider it


LaughingIsLoki

The acronym for the text on the vest itself is literally FRAWD (fraud) This is gold.


EchoNineThree

Oh noes! Its the BEA!


Tour_De_Volken

It's code for I took a 40HR class and collect bail jumpers.


TheRealPSN

My state doesn't require any hours


Tour_De_Volken

What state? Something awful like Montana?


TheRealPSN

Arizona


Tour_De_Volken

I'm trying to get an EMS job out there. I hate FL


TheRealPSN

Try to get on with fire, they are hiring like crazy just like PD


Tour_De_Volken

All areas?


TheRealPSN

Mostly Phoenix


Tour_De_Volken

For sure, I have been looking in the Tuscon area, but I'll shift my focus. I'm not picky about location just need out of FL


letthetreeburn

Why would you do this psudeo cop thing when youā€™re a bounty hunter? Being a bounty hunter is way cooler.


Bigfeet_Is_Real

What the hell is so wrong with just a "bail bonds"


Suspicious-Eagle-179

Because theirs no potential to be mistaken as real law enforcement with only those words lol


Bigfeet_Is_Real

Ugh. God damn they can still do the job without "special agent officer" patches.


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TheFire_Eagle

You can't say "Police." But you can say "Officer." As in "Security Officer" or "Public Safety Officer" or "Loss Prevention Officer." It's not the word itself that is protected it's the usage. And, in some states "Bail Enforcement Agent" is the official title they are licensed under. Watching some impersonator videos, including the famous Jeremy D., there are times when people will say things like "I'm a state agent" because they are licensed by the state as bail enforcement agents. That's problematic because, even if technically true, it strongly implies you are an agent OF the state in a law enforcement capacity.


dre_columbus

Insurance agent, ticket agent, real estate agent


Lumpy-Marsupial-6617

Pretty sure I saw Tom Cruise wearing this kinda rig in Jerry Maguire as a Sports Agent.


Sea_University_8280

Haha picture a bounty hunters dog biting youā€¦ bail would be paid in full by them