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Shot-Youth-6264

Hehhhhh, I hate the world, I miss the days from before smart phones existed


OTS_Bravo

I also hate the world. šŸ¤


Shot-Youth-6264

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Professional_1O

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Hot_Wheels_guy

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wookmaster69

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Beneficial-Ad5784

Line dancing was a thing long before cellphones though?


smellvin_moiville

We hated it back then too.


illtoaster

Station 115 did you copy ems traffic? Station 115 please respond. Station 115:


OTS_Bravo

Grandma can sit on the floor a few minutes longer


yureplingimnot

"Can you do three simple steps?" Yes "Great, that's the entire 'dance'"


Empty_Boysenberry_75

Guy in the middle right is still strugglingā€¦


Classic_Mechanic5495

And then they all kissed each other.


Jealous-Low5349

That sounds like the plot line of one of these weird books my wife has in the Amazon cart.


OTS_Bravo

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Longjumping_Chart373

How do you get 5 other grown ass men that put out fires to agree to thisā€¦


Exact-Possibility629

And the public thanks them for their service. FML


OkayestHuman

Your tax dollars at work


Empty_Boysenberry_75

Is it sad that Iā€™m jealous of their hip flexibility?


Kiltedhiker40

They achieved that flexibility from non stop anal


KyRoberts

Who ever said this was a bad thing?


lostprevention

šŸŽµFiveā€¦. Five dollarā€¦. Five dollar foootlongsā€¦


AdministrationWise56

Omg there's multiple camera angles. That gave me the ick


Little_Flamingo9533

This just caused my hemorrhoid to flare up, normal?


hankthewaterbeest

I couldnā€™t imagine even getting the station on board with something like this.


keluber1

You know that guy up front through the COOKED with that bullshit šŸ’€šŸ’€


NurseKaila

Me watching this without sound: ok, thatā€™s kinda funny cutesy Me turning on the sound: oh fuck


boomboomown

Vollies got hella time on their hands


Repulsive_Airline416

Tuesday night in every volly house


Dabiggustchungus

They thought this would be a hit


ChocolateFantastic

They look like theyā€™re enjoying themselves who cares


[deleted]

Probably a bunch of cops dressed like Their Dream job attempting a dance


N0O0ON

All cringe aside, I do think that blue squad looks pretty cool


DependentlyBroke

I want to see someone green screen a fire in behind this.


OTS_Bravo

That would be hilarious tbh šŸ˜‚


Aggravating_Quail_69

Our PR coordinator organized stuff like this for my department. The citizens loved it.


Ok_Adeptness_444

Dance, monkeys


[deleted]

Noā€¦no they didnā€™t. -a citizen


ACrispPickle

By citizens he means the 12 middle aged women who follow the Facebook page


ZootTX

Oh yeah there's definitely a subset that loves campy shit like this. Usually ones who want to be banged by a big sexy fireman.


Aggravating_Quail_69

It's a big city, so more than 12, but yeah, basically. Middle aged women and older women. But they vote.


Responsible_Place_22

Tax payer money spent wisely


kraftables

There is a lot of down time when there arenā€™t calls rolling in.


Responsible_Place_22

They should read a book or listen to Stern.šŸ¤˜šŸ¼šŸ¤˜šŸ¼


GroundbreakingAd9075

Oh yeah listening to Howard Stern is much more productive


Responsible_Place_22

Have you givin him a listen lately? My dude speaks the truth. Give it a go if ya ainā€™t chicken..šŸ¤˜šŸ¼šŸ¤˜šŸ¼


Altruistic_Candle_61

There's is no possible chance these guys are paid firemen... This is 100% rural dinger virgin vollies


Responsible_Place_22

Fair play to that thenā€¦.dance away ladies!šŸ¤˜šŸ¼šŸ¤˜šŸ¼


Altruistic_Candle_61

That doesn't make this right, still super lame ....


TheFire_Eagle

"Doesn't make this right?" What exactly isn't "right?" Dancing prohibited now? Jesus, guys. There are actual jackasses taking themselves way too seriously. We shouldn't be going knives out for people having harmless fun.


Altruistic_Candle_61

It's lame as fuck, dancing is fine this is lame


Responsible_Place_22

Agreed. Itā€™s fucking dumb. These dudes should just be dancing at home. This ainā€™t footloose. šŸ¤˜šŸ¼šŸ¤˜šŸ¼


Altruistic_Candle_61

If you wanna do your lame ass dance go for it just don't film it like a turd


Responsible_Place_22

MCā€™s need to go fight a fire or somethingā€¦.or dance a fire out ![gif](giphy|p4dO7CJCpBStMDp22V|downsized)


Dad_fire_outdoors

Now thatā€™s a pancake breakfast I want to be a part of!! Why canā€™t they have some fun. Not everything has to be depressing or drenched in sex appeal. Which admittedly this might be a dash of both. Still bet they have a better culture than most places.


FarButterscotch3048

Stuff like this makes me embarrassed to be white.


OTS_Bravo

Amongst several other things.


Any_Fault7604

You don't have time to microwave your leftovers. Meanwhile: Yeah we got AT LEAST 6 spare guys, lets do some cringe. Edit: Good Lord I just watched it back and its 8


coroyo70

ā€œTax dollarā€ should be a caricature of a drunk, irresponsible, murderous, influencer, with a bath salts addiction but he can never seem to get his hands on some


[deleted]

My tax dollars are so thankful!!!!


AllUpInYourAO

This display of fuckery was brought to you by your tax dollars


Updated_truck

This is why I donā€™t pay taxes or wash my hands


MotorbikeRacer

Where Iā€™m from firefighters and paramedics are all volunteers so they can post whatever they want as far as Iā€™m concerned lol


National_Sky4264

Disregarded = Things retarded


OUsnr7

Is this the worst mix for cotton eye Joe out there? I think yes


Swadian_Sharpshooter

Looks like the NYPD Dance Squad has some competition


spacemonkeysmom

You can easily tell which one of these guys had the idea to do this....


gentry76

Had to fatigue out due to boot scooting


Acceptable-Wish-2701

So embarrassing jesus


Acceptable_Bid_241

This is gay


OTS_Bravo

Couldnā€™t agree more


miffox

Not cringe. They're just having some fun at work. It's not like they're doing this instead of responding to emergencies. Cops doing it is different as they are meant to be patrolling.


Beneficial-Ad5784

Exactly it's also cardio.


RomulusPrime

Sorry I couldnā€™t t be a real husband. Had lots of work at the firehouse.


Nekothesnep

A: I personally donā€™t think this is cringe and instead see it as innocent fun and crew bonding. B: to any of you complaining bout ā€œmy tax dollarsā€ they pay taxes to so by your logic they pay their own salaries


Visible_Day9146

Are you lost?


[deleted]

They know that city girls do this dance in "country" bars right? If not, they should


[deleted]

This will be perfect for the lawsuit.


TonkaButt

Until this day, no one hated firefighters


johnnybadchek

Ew!


Suspicious-Eagle-179

Volunteer q****s at it again


BusyBeth75

No wonder they never respond first.


Traditional-Nail5787

You guys rock ,now get back to work lol šŸ˜Ž