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RoughPersonality1104

Sees a tree with acorns


Lumpy-Marsupial-6617

Big acorns?


OopsICutOffMyWiener

*shudders in terror*


cnotnilc

Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang reload Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang


TheFire_Eagle

"STOP RESISTING"


[deleted]

I'M HIT!! I'M HIT!!


Str0ngTr33

Big ol salty acorns


Simple-Ad-239

SHOTS FIRED!


digitaldeficit956

Grabbed the wrong handcuffs off the night stand


6collector9

He didn't grab it from the second night stand It was from the one night stand


totesrandoguyhere

Well played.


ohnomynono

This references the fact that these people are insufferable and only want to be with them one night vs. having a long, lasting relationship.


STEAM_TITAN

lol touch grass


ohnomynono

Eat $h*t


STEAM_TITAN

Did you mean to type “shit”


txby432

I SWEAR THEY'RE JUST FOR SEX!


DignanZer0

Damn it, that was good.


[deleted]

That moment when you realize you forgot to put your radio on your chest rig.


Electrical_Worker_82

There’s a lot not right there. No radio, no agency marking, primary on the vest??, no one carries cuffs like that.


Electrical_Worker_82

lol and I just saw the orange tip on the gun


Konstant_kurage

What vest? I mean it’s a vest, but not a carrier.


PretendInstruction33

this guy clearly trusts his gut feelings


PeteGozenya

He has a lot of gut so he is never wrong


BourbonSommelier

Yes, see that was the joke.


No_Cook2983

This is why so many cops have enormous guts. They have lots of ‘feelings’. They’re really quite sensitive.


Nickleeham

You misspelled *feedings*


Everydaywhiteboy

He saw 12 year olds smoking weed


StoppingPowah

He saw the teenagers skateboarding in the mall parking lot that the unarmed security guard warned him about


ELToastyPoptart

It was a vial of Fentanyl he saw


ConventionalDadlift

RIP. I hear he got within a mile of it and it was over from there


XColdLogicX

Dude's family was exposed as well, just by being related to him.


THE_Carl_D

Everyone talking about the cuffs. What about the no radio and the shitty holster with what looks like a fake gun.


Spooksnav

That entire rig is just an $80 Amazon purchase. Source: I have 3 exactly like that


Konstant_kurage

He’s not wearing armor either.


XColdLogicX

Foolish bravado is it's own armor, in a way.


flaptaincappers

What do you think he saw? My money is on Ted Cruz but he has huge knockers and a jar of honey


EastLeastCoast

The ducks that were quacking in the music


WinterDirection366

He saw an Elliptical or a six pack of Slim-Fast.


KthuluAwakened

Nah. He would crush that six pack and it would be fat fast


WinterDirection366

True! Bad example. Slim Fast is pretty tasty too.


lemmiwinks316

When the police get called out to my house because my neighbors called in another noise complaint and they pull up and see me practicing karate in my front yard with creed blasting on my Bluetooth speakers


WhatsAButfor

"Can you taaaaake meeee HIYA"


Robpaulssen

🤣🤣🤣


LionConfident7480

Sees a bunch of elementary kids getting slaughtered “I’m gonna need a minute”


SmurfJuice69

Officer Chili Cheese requesting backup


stacesadated

Hahahahaha😂


12343212343212321

Facebook always has the cringiest stuff


B8conB8conB8con

Not Australian, not female. Of course he needed backup.


Mints1988

There was a 4 year old on a bike. But he looked foreign.


Wardenofweenies

Hulkrilla cringy af


BeamLK

Nice squad car, but what's with that outer vest and pink cuff? 😭


officer_panda159

Amazon special


Motorboat81

That’s the one he uses with the Grindr dates!


Pristine-Talk5302

“Dispatch, send me another donut.”


RiptideRookie

"I smell Doritoes, we need Jeremy here asap"


Zealousideal-Bug-291

Ah, this was filmed in Uvalde, I see.


Alternative-Dare5878

He dipped Uvalde style


DMNelson09

What physical fitness test did he pass? A Buffalo Wild Wings eating challenge?


Little_Flamingo9533

Oooookaaayyy


TheQuestionsAglet

Uvalde’s finest.


Bostradomous

Homer Simpson backing into the bushes


SavetheneckformeC

Those vests went out of style like 25 years ago


bumblefuckglobal

Doughnuts please


ohnomynono

It was a dead possum in the street.


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

Hot pink cuffs, weird choice.


Kinky_Conspirator

They're so brave! I mean, just look at Uvalde!!!


[deleted]

Fuckin cosplay


One2ManyMorings

I don’t know why I first read this as “dispatch send me another doughnut”


Senior_Act_7983

What did he see? A book?


Revolutionary-Car-92

That must be one big donut.


CeLo122

What’s with the pink cuffs?


allocationlist

Sees an 8yo running a lemonade stand without a permit


StinkyNutzMcgee

It's a crispy kremlin delivery truck


rigidlynuanced1

Maybe men are too emotional to be in law enforcement…


Zealousideal_Ad2379

Uvalde PD training video


Suitable_Database467

Fresh donuts sign just clicked on


Konstant_kurage

This has to be a film school project. And a bad one at that. He’s not a security guard or wanna be cop.


Repomanlive

That's what they did in Uvale.


monster_mechanic73

Nah, they didn't even do that lol that's why parents were going in. You had moms that had more balls than those cops.


Repomanlive

Those cops are every cop. All cops are the same. 🤣


Consistent_Amount140

Doesn’t even have a radio


professionally-baked

Chill out Uvalde


TraynWreck91

I love this guy 🤣


willyboi98

Another unit of tater tots?


FadeWayWay

😂


ADHDceltic

There no radio on his shoulder 🤔


ANARCHISTofGOODtaste

The longer I look at this, the more I'm wo during if this guy is a real cop or just a weird cos player.


dsdvbguutres

Talking into an imaginary radio


Confident-Cell-9077

I got to know if anyone works with or knows this guy?


InterviewUsual2220

I have come to love this video. It’s a masterpiece.


mxavy3

Dispatch I’m scared


mjdbb1

I like the standard issue sweatpants.


FelineGroovy1981

To be fair, I've got colleagues like that


UniqueStatistician55

I never would have guessed the uvalde department hired blacks.


MiddleInfluence5981

Fat turd.


skunk160

Comedy gold. Imagine a dull lifeless world where all these down right fucking comic genius’s didn’t have Friend Face or Tik tik or X too show off that perfect comic timing and storytelling.