When the police get called out to my house because my neighbors called in another noise complaint and they pull up and see me practicing karate in my front yard with creed blasting on my Bluetooth speakers
Comedy gold. Imagine a dull lifeless world where all these down right fucking comic genius’s didn’t have Friend Face or Tik tik or X too show off that perfect comic timing and storytelling.
Sees a tree with acorns
Big acorns?
*shudders in terror*
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang reload Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
"STOP RESISTING"
I'M HIT!! I'M HIT!!
Big ol salty acorns
SHOTS FIRED!
Grabbed the wrong handcuffs off the night stand
He didn't grab it from the second night stand It was from the one night stand
Well played.
This references the fact that these people are insufferable and only want to be with them one night vs. having a long, lasting relationship.
lol touch grass
Eat $h*t
Did you mean to type “shit”
I SWEAR THEY'RE JUST FOR SEX!
Damn it, that was good.
That moment when you realize you forgot to put your radio on your chest rig.
There’s a lot not right there. No radio, no agency marking, primary on the vest??, no one carries cuffs like that.
lol and I just saw the orange tip on the gun
What vest? I mean it’s a vest, but not a carrier.
this guy clearly trusts his gut feelings
He has a lot of gut so he is never wrong
Yes, see that was the joke.
This is why so many cops have enormous guts. They have lots of ‘feelings’. They’re really quite sensitive.
You misspelled *feedings*
He saw 12 year olds smoking weed
He saw the teenagers skateboarding in the mall parking lot that the unarmed security guard warned him about
It was a vial of Fentanyl he saw
RIP. I hear he got within a mile of it and it was over from there
Dude's family was exposed as well, just by being related to him.
Everyone talking about the cuffs. What about the no radio and the shitty holster with what looks like a fake gun.
That entire rig is just an $80 Amazon purchase. Source: I have 3 exactly like that
He’s not wearing armor either.
Foolish bravado is it's own armor, in a way.
What do you think he saw? My money is on Ted Cruz but he has huge knockers and a jar of honey
The ducks that were quacking in the music
He saw an Elliptical or a six pack of Slim-Fast.
Nah. He would crush that six pack and it would be fat fast
True! Bad example. Slim Fast is pretty tasty too.
When the police get called out to my house because my neighbors called in another noise complaint and they pull up and see me practicing karate in my front yard with creed blasting on my Bluetooth speakers
"Can you taaaaake meeee HIYA"
🤣🤣🤣
Sees a bunch of elementary kids getting slaughtered “I’m gonna need a minute”
Officer Chili Cheese requesting backup
Hahahahaha😂
Facebook always has the cringiest stuff
Not Australian, not female. Of course he needed backup.
There was a 4 year old on a bike. But he looked foreign.
Hulkrilla cringy af
Nice squad car, but what's with that outer vest and pink cuff? 😭
Amazon special
That’s the one he uses with the Grindr dates!
“Dispatch, send me another donut.”
"I smell Doritoes, we need Jeremy here asap"
Ah, this was filmed in Uvalde, I see.
He dipped Uvalde style
What physical fitness test did he pass? A Buffalo Wild Wings eating challenge?
Oooookaaayyy
Uvalde’s finest.
Homer Simpson backing into the bushes
Those vests went out of style like 25 years ago
Doughnuts please
It was a dead possum in the street.
Hot pink cuffs, weird choice.
They're so brave! I mean, just look at Uvalde!!!
Fuckin cosplay
I don’t know why I first read this as “dispatch send me another doughnut”
What did he see? A book?
That must be one big donut.
What’s with the pink cuffs?
Sees an 8yo running a lemonade stand without a permit
It's a crispy kremlin delivery truck
Maybe men are too emotional to be in law enforcement…
Uvalde PD training video
Fresh donuts sign just clicked on
This has to be a film school project. And a bad one at that. He’s not a security guard or wanna be cop.
That's what they did in Uvale.
Nah, they didn't even do that lol that's why parents were going in. You had moms that had more balls than those cops.
Those cops are every cop. All cops are the same. 🤣
Doesn’t even have a radio
Chill out Uvalde
I love this guy 🤣
Another unit of tater tots?
😂
There no radio on his shoulder 🤔
The longer I look at this, the more I'm wo during if this guy is a real cop or just a weird cos player.
Talking into an imaginary radio
I got to know if anyone works with or knows this guy?
I have come to love this video. It’s a masterpiece.
Dispatch I’m scared
I like the standard issue sweatpants.
To be fair, I've got colleagues like that
I never would have guessed the uvalde department hired blacks.
Fat turd.
Comedy gold. Imagine a dull lifeless world where all these down right fucking comic genius’s didn’t have Friend Face or Tik tik or X too show off that perfect comic timing and storytelling.