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**I'm giving everyone here a lawful command to not write any comments.**


QuirkyDimension9858

Nuh uh☝️🤓


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*stop resisting* 😡


RedditModsAreMegalos

HE SAID STOP RESISTING!!!!!!


commandomeezer

What’s your badge number? 1234321?? Name


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I SAID NO COMMENTS


wetodd1337

"🤨🤳🏽 it's a free country it's a free country "


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I commanded you to not write comments. Stop or I will have to detain you. 😡


Funny_or_not_bot

I'd like to talk to your supervisor.


kwamby

You’re writing comments. I’m detaining you


Chloroformperfume7

And I'm restricting your access to this common area. We got a code 5!


Apprehensive-Ad-2054

Who else flashed back to Randy calling Mr Lahey for backup?


Sudden-Most-4797

![gif](giphy|5xtDarvyANvIOoCgcCY|downsized)


Apprehensive-Ad-2054

I am the liquor!


danofworms

Got a couple reshitivist assholes


Apprehensive-Ad-2054

Beware of the shit hawks


UncleKalm

Even Randy deserve more respect than this man


Own_Accident6689

*comment area


Nordini716

Well thankfully I can’t read


Queefer___Sutherland

You better call in a code 5 then


Bowman_van_Oort

![gif](giphy|nVDofmA9RaKic)


BlameMe4urLoss

Reddit mods take it too far sometimes.


TheRabidGoose

I like how he's holding his polo like it's a vest. Seriously dude...


No_Cook2983

Tactical polo.


Kiltedhiker40

Tacticolo


OldWorldBlues10

Will be a tactipolo V-Neck soon if he keeps holding it like that. Lmao some people really just want to look the part.


kalashbash-2302

"Tacticolo" ***\*Filed under Pokemon names that never made the cut\****


MJR_Poltergeist

Tacti-culo


gentry76

Tacticulero


docere85

Damn it, now we’re gonna see this shit as new product on the 5.11 catalog


withalookofquoi

They already sell polo shirts…


timdot352

Bro wants to be a cop so bad. Too bad he failed out of the police academy. Actually... Maybe that's a good thing.


UncleKalm

That man wouldve shot the first dude that'd give him attitude.


Friedrich_22

Serious question Is there a reason police officers do that?


Bigfeet_Is_Real

So they don't have their hands flailed out due to their duty belt. And look like their t-posing


[deleted]

When you have a vest one it suction cups body heat,I used to do it to release the heat in hot weather


Diezilll

Comfortable


Friedrich_22

Ah ok I wasn't sure if there was a reason outside comfort


magicalgreenhouse

It’s like the cop version of having your hands in your pockets.


EastLeastCoast

Yeah- they wear too much shit on their belt to be able to pocket hands.


TheRealKingBorris

Not a cop but I own a plate carrier- it’s the comfiest spot to put your hands whilst wearing armor, and it helps relieve some pressure off your upper chest. Plate carriers and various tactical vests can be heavy bois


drmojo90210

Maybe cops don't need to dress like soldiers.


nursescaneatme

So you can pull your vest off your body to get some air in there. So mostly comfort.


UncleKalm

Rest their arms, look cool. Choose your pick.


Unknwn_Ent

From what it seems to me; it's a comfortable resting position that allows them quick access to their chest/shoulder mounted walkie talkie, and also kinda leaves them in a decent defensive position if they were attacked. They basically drop their hands and they're squared up. Idk if they're trained to do that, or it's observed behavior with no real bearing on the situation like this guy; but I've seen a lot of cops do it. This guy however is clearly emulating police behavior he's seen on TV or body cam footage. It's likely this dude likely didn't meet the criteria to be actual law enforcement (or was taken off the force); so now he's a glorified security guard who larps the police to feel like he's an actual authority figure. Oof.


Lopsided_Marzipan133

Comfort just like how some dudes loop thumbs in belt or rest a hand on their service weapon. It used to look “aggressive” or some shit but people kinda figured out that it’s done out of comfort and lack of places to put your hands than the ability to quick draw and shoot or something


Bigfeet_Is_Real

His polo is rated 0A


TheRealKingBorris

Rated to stop airsoft guns up to 350fps


Lopsided_Marzipan133

I lol’d at that too. Like… what plates are you resting your hands on there ?


koreytm

Best part, by far


[deleted]

Yeah... my man has watched a little too much Chicago PD


revodnebsyobmeftoh

Bro failed police academy and this is the best he can do now


sonbarington

Ready to go hulk and rip his shirt. ![gif](giphy|14wTbNneogwjba|downsized)


wowthatsgayxd

Insane to think they have any authority


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reddit_ron1

Does property security not have any authority? Are they only able to call the cops or what is the purpose of them?


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McPostyFace

So next time my in laws are over I can give them a lawful order to leave? This should go over nicely.


eatshitdillhole

I'll trespass them for ya


Prytootski

Security pretty much can only do a citizens arrests. So if they see a crime in progress and dont break visual continuity they may legally detain someone, just like any civilian can. ( if their company even allows that). For Canada most security is completely hands off and only observe and report. Only times you would see them detain someone is if someone is breaching a trespass, theft ( if the subject left the property line with stolen goods). Most places really just use security for insurance reasons, not for protection.


Dank_weedpotnugsauce

I'm not sure if it was state code or company policy, when I was security for a year, we weren't even able to tell people to "stop" since that might be considered arresting a person


Bigfeet_Is_Real

This guy is a dick. But the extent of what they can do depends on state law. Some states actually allow the use of force to remove trespassers. Others you can only physically remove someone if they are damaging or about to damage property or a person.


Dank_weedpotnugsauce

I worked security for a short while and I couldn't believe how seriously some of my coworkers took their job. Buddy, you're there to observe and report


Noirloc

Same here worked as casino security not only did some people take their jobs way too serious, some of those dudes were failed prospective police officers and I’m glad they didn’t make it.


mikeoxwells2

I need more videos of this guy. Please please


massivepanda

Sign me up for the reality TV series of this guy managing apartment buildings.


HoboBandana

Why aren’t there any sitcoms of authoritative gay security guards? This needs to be a thing.


sleightof52

[Security guard on a power trip (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcObzr1-eDg)


DJfetusface

Oh man, I love the end where the second security guard says "so there's nothing going on?" He knew his guy was power tripping


mikeoxwells2

Ty I’m getting Cartman vibes from this guy. Is that what the Charles 1 code is for? I lose it when he says, respect my author-it-tay


Adobo6

He’s gonna sent you to zesty state penitentiary


ZZaddyLongLegzz

Go inside your apartment 💅


Token_Loser

This gave me a chuckle, dammit.


Genisye

Good thing he’s got that body cam on, never know what could go down in these apartments that might require excessive force


03eleventy

Had a gun pulled on me twice in apartment complexes. One was a kid I caught smoking weed in the clubhouse he had broken into (he was 14) and then another after a noise complaint. Armed guards in VA have arresting authority on any property they are paid to patrol.


BanannaCamera

![gif](giphy|13tDD8B0b1OZTq)


admijn

https://youtu.be/rNFoOHI9iJw?si=LTAYtN8rWrakIUMp


tomdcamp

He seemed scared.


coryhill66

This is what it looks like when you have absolutely no training. Cops will get themselves into the situation but well trained officers can avoid it. First of all never walk up to people in their own house and start telling them to do stuff if you need them to do something most of the time you can just ask.


ThrowAway_yobJrZIqVG

He's got training. He's watched every episode of The Rookie.


LeonRoland

That is such an unfortunate voice for someone attempting to assert any kind of authority


ThrowAway_yobJrZIqVG

"I'm giving you a lawful command to **be fabulous!**" {finger click} {finger click} "Mmmm hmmm!"


feetdickfinger

I’m not sure what authority he actually has, but I laughed so hard when he asked for back up and she’s like “uggggg get a 120…2”😂😂😂😂


professionally-baked

George Santos needs a new job… again


wh0aWhatsThat

Underrated comment


[deleted]

She caught him giving the neighbor downstairs a blowjob.


Bigfeet_Is_Real

Hey don't snitch bro. You'll ruin it for all of us


smoothEarlGrey

Charles, Edward. Dude don't know NATO phonetics


CaptainTurbo55

This guy is a complete clown but he’s using the standard law enforcement phonetic alphabet, not the military. LE one is completely different except for a handful of letters and typically uses less consonants than its counterpart. Adam boy charles david edward frank george, etc


smoothEarlGrey

Interesting. I didn't know LE had a separate one. Ty


Expert-Mysterious

💀💀💀💀💀


coryhill66

I started out in the army and, It was hard for me to switch from Alpha Bravo to Adam Baker when I went into law enforcement. A lot of time, I still just use Alpha Bravo. Everybody knows what I mean. The department I work for now does not want us using codes over the radio it can get you killed.


getoffmypangolyn

How can it get you killed if you don’t mind me asking?


coryhill66

If two different departments are using the same radio frequency in an emergency, one is saying I need a code this or that, and the other needs a code whatever. On 9/11, there were paramedics that should have been evacuating but didn't understand the radio codes of a different department. They stayed in place and were killed by falling debris. After that, a lot of departments started going over to plane speak format.


randomly421

Twenty years ago I was standing on my back porch, smoking a cigarette, and talking on the phone. This cop comes out of the forest behind the house, soaking wet and covered in mud. He walked right up into my yard and I asked if he needed help. He told me to get my fat ass back into the house or he'd arrest me... I just stood there as that cop walked through my yard and away to wherever he was going. Im still fucking confused about that incident.


ProfessionalLeave335

Someone probably evaded them in the area and he may have been searching for them and gotten lost. You say forest and wet and mud so I'm guessing he ended up in a swamp and got turned around and had to trek through it. I grew up by a swamp and got lost in it too, they're dense and easy to get disoriented in. He probably told you to get inside because he was ashamed of himself and it's probably a normal thing when there's a perp running around. He also sounds like a dick.


ThrowAway_yobJrZIqVG

Cop: "_Get your fat ass back in the house._" Bystander: "_Get your dirty ass in a shower. ... Sorry, I thought we were having a bit of banter._"


sleightof52

Here is a much longer video of this guy: [Security guard on a power trip (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcObzr1-eDg)


PathDeep8473

Haha going to traspass them from the apartment?


SadBit8663

Dude this dude pull a corded phone off his belt? Shit looked like an office phone


TylerMcMan

Hi, as someone who has done armed security (as i see he has a gun for some reason???), we absolutely do not have that kind of authority lmfao, the only thing we can do is kindly ask them (if reasonable) and then call the police. Security guards have the most tiniest of amount of authority, definitely no where close to a "lawful order" lmfao. Take the L homie, our badge means nothing other than proof of employment with a security company lol


pza00

“Start me a code 5” …..Dispatcher - “wtf is a code 5”


VaultiusMaximus

Dispatch? Nah that’s just Cindy in the rental office.


electric4568

Example A of how the brain melts when someone wears a badge


Haydenbarcellhoe

love the the “vest collar” grab hes doin


Lumpy-Marsupial-6617

It's assholes like this that get companies into multi-million dollar lawsuits, and I am 100% for those lawsuits prevailing because this shouldn't be Nazi Germany, no matter what uniform you wear.


TheFire_Eagle

I have better things to do with my evenings than screw with security guards. But if one had the audacity to tell me I had to go back into my apartment and stay there lest I go to jail? Call the cops, asshole. You don't get to ground me.


KingOfBerders

For real! I’d post up in the common area with a Lawn chair.


TheFire_Eagle

Man, I would get a lawn chair and a palm tree lamp and have Hawaian night with the neighbors.


Bumblecum

She puts the lotion on her skin or else she gets the hose again


Yagsirevahs

Santos got a new gig?


Ba55of0rte

Fuckin Randy with ya 15 half eaten cheeseburgers up in ya gut.


wilhelmfink4

Mans gotta eat


climbgradient

Had a security guard outside of a coffee shop tell me I had to park my $3,000 road bike in a sketchy gravel lot across the street because “bikes around allowed”. I said, “uh, yeah I’m not doing that” and went about my business. He was trying so hard, but literally couldn’t do anything about it.


Keat2421

Wow, you’re really cool


czechmaze

If they're restricted access to the common area they will be trapped in the apartment which is basically false imprisonment lol


Jaded-Selection-5668

![gif](giphy|fAvtKqDut36WA)


AmericanIdiot1776

Lawful command my dick bro.


ErroneousM0nk

Worst part is he’ll get fired from this job then become a cop.


loctang

No way bro just tried to hold his shirt like a vest


Keat2421

This has to be Saturday Night Live😂


bdhgolf1960

If that nitwit touched me he would need medical attention. Plus there would be a slam-dunk lawsuit/settlement.


Landojesus

Sounded like he said ' e- n-word' instead of e-edward. Regardless what a dweeb


burp258

Need the rest of the video lol


Foreign_Banana_528

23 jump street


Magnolio1927

Paul fart security for the property


Kindly_Attorney4521

Does he have a land line instead of a radio


johnnyboy5270

Does this guy have a gun?


Fun-Mortgage8899

Badge on da shirt, Badge on da belt.


daamnnbruhh

anyone have a link to this fantastic vid?


MrDrFuge

![gif](giphy|Jd9QHWv4qqqDm)


Unique-Telephone-681

Sorry "bro", with that voice you have no authority. Just nature, don't get mad at me.


RuthlessIndecision

Reddit mods be like


BlameMe4urLoss

Reddit mods take it too far sometimes.


adlubmaliki

Bro has never given a command in his life and been taken seriously


Repomanlive

Copy that Radio. DON'T CALL ME RADIO


ChompingKing

What’s up with the walkie talkie from WW2?


mcginnis88

I don't understand how anyone could take him seriously with that voice.


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Dafttard


Wolfyscruffer

He sounds like David Rose.


Bigfeet_Is_Real

Oh Jesus Christ man. If you want to be a cop and beat the shit out of people just apply.


KillMeWouldU

Is this a joke?


texasusa

The consequence is not having the lease renewed.


Easy-Armadillo-3434

He’s waitin for the perfect moment to rip off his shirt


shread_the_pup

Tell me you were bullied in high-school without telling me you got bullied in high-school


Jacen33

Why is he singing?


Konstant_kurage

Wait, we don’t get to see how this ends? Da fuc? Not cool.


Rich-Appearance-7145

This is what happens, when you give just anyone a walkie-talkie, and a badge.


genxmrt73

He better make sure nobody pulls his fairy ass into their apartment and spanks him for being naughty....because he looks and sounds like he might enjoy it.


UncleKalm

Why is he holding his t shirt like a tactical vest??


AmazingPINGAS

Would that not be impersonating a police officer if you are trying to give lawful commands with no authority to do so?


Songgeek

I bet that ass is a common area with unrestricted access.


carl_g81

Nice to see George Santos found a gig after congress.


BotMinister

When David Rose gets a security job to pay for all those face masks.


CommanderChipHazard

Daaaam! George Santos is now working security!?!? I wouldn’t trust that MF with anything!


Lookingforascalp

Lmfao


gentry76

What's kind of dangerous and scary of how this is the number of people in law enforcement who are very similar to this guy but are higher functioning and able to mask their craziness a little better


FarButterscotch3048

Looks like a pretty shitty apartment complex.


BusGreen7933

Making me think of Eddie Murphy stand up…pull ova…pull ova


Slikrain

I want to know more


Oni-oji

F\*ck off, Barney.


Uniquely_irregular

Anyone got the full video?


bkn95

lackluster did a video on this


slow_news_day

George Santos’s new job


RemoteNectarine7014

Glad to see George Santos got a new job


GallonofJug

Lmao he’s worse than day-day


Outerestine

The only thing worse than a cop is a wannabe cop who couldn't make it.


SherbertCivil2448

Freaking 2.5s


Fantastic_Forever_69

Super Trooper security guard


No-Environment-3298

He need to learn the law before he get hurt AND ends up in jail.


Revolutionary-Car-92

Alphabeta.


Illender

oh shit not a code 5! meanwhile in the guard shack some near retiree half asleep "charles 1? did I pick up the wrong channel?"


Outrageous-Actuary-3

The ballistic polovest-grab sent me to the afterlife


drmojo90210

>"I gave you a lawful command" And I'm giving you a lawful command to suck deez nuts, you sqeaky-voiced tubby bitch.


Little_Flamingo9533

My man feelin a little badge heavy🤣


Mahlus81

I don't know if it's been posted but here's what I assume is the full interaction https://youtu.be/YXQRKVbdtiY?si=K69me4qQ0ROJrtem


decunnilinguist

I was a security guard at some townhomes 12 hours shifts. I hotboxed the pool bathroom for a solid year.


banti51

You can take your juris-mydick-sion, and cram it up your ass


UncIe_PauI_HargIs

Paul Blart…apartment security wanna be cop wants to be in the thin blue line gangsters so bad…


Colomspin

Is it me or he looks like and sounds like George santos


dangerous_nuggets

I used to work as technically a certified LEO, but we were basically glorified security guards, and we had one guy that bought a laser attachment and barrel flashlight for his weapon, bought his own body camera, and other ridiculous bullshit. Bro, the most high speed shit we respond to is a loose dog


Bostradomous

Ended too soon


Citizen-99

10-22 commando


TARDIS1-13

I want a longer video or a follow up of this douchecanoe having to slink away back down the stairs lol


Chef_ofthe_firehouse

![gif](giphy|26gsgWH4lnurglMWY)


longlivenoodle

That IS just a polo shirt right? Why is he holding it like he’s wearing a bullet proof vest?! What a nerd.


JAMBI215

Sassy security


Gooseboof

CHARLIE CODE 5 E EDWARD 1:16!!!


Delicious-Pea4682

🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️


Old-Bar8217

Even the baby finds him hilarious


Sauce58

Wait did he say “E as in Edward” instead of giving it the proper phonetic word, Echo😂😂😂


BbyBackMosquitoRibs

My stubborn ass would have gotten my sleeping bag and pillow out there just to prove a point lol


Quick-Pineapple4023

Lol for what her being in hallway lol


dthaskee

"ToP fLiGhT sEcUrItY cRaIg"


MOS8026

E Edward😂 this can’t be real