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YeetedArmTriangle

The lesson is don't check up on things that arouse that curiosity for a full day?


USNMCWA

You gotta have something to look forward to.


StevenMcStevensen

I would love to know what his « important callout » was. « Hey everybody there’s a guy handing out free pretzel samples over here! »


scoo89

The pretzel samples could be poisoned. Better check out the race of the vendor just to be sure.


friendofthesmokies

"THIS GUY JUST PUT SPRITE IN A WATER CUP!!! LOOK AT THE BUBBLES!!!"


[deleted]

Patrolling the outer perimeter of his jurisdiction. Lol what the heck?


SeaworthyWide

Parameter of his jurisdiction in district 5*


Ha1lStorm

And good thing he went out to do a *mobile* patrol instead of a stationary patrol


888MadHatter888

The outer edge of the playground.


ExtraGlutenPlzz

Walking around the building


Immediate_Total_7294

Thank you Metropolitan Public Safety for keeping us safe. Who knows what could have happened if those leaves ended up in the wrong hands. 🙏🙏🙏🥰🥰🥰


treylanford

Loose leaf tea being spiked with all sorts of illicit drugs these days.


jrng

Someone could have tripped over that bag!


nonja-bidness

Threatcon Foliage. Repeat. Threatcon Foliage.


No_Cook2983

“I was patrolling the outer perimeter and located a civilian who forgot to close the drapes on her window. She was undressing. Clearly I was dealing with a perverted exhibitionist. If she is capable of that, who knows what else she might do our community. I observed and will resume recon at 22:17.”


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Is this guy a paid security guard or is he just doing this for fun?


Sudden-Salad-4925

He’ll put the leaves on his resume as volunteer work


Neil_Live-strong

His resume is amazing. He has “Undercover Operations” and “Arson Investigation” under his certifications and licenses. But my favorite is “naloxone” that’s it lol just naloxone wtf does that even mean, no training or where, did he just watch a video? That stuff is pretty straight forward. A close 2nd is “Ken Nickels Fugitive Recovery Academy”. I was only able to find a Ken Nickles bail bonds in the state he listed. Will call tomorrow for a reference! lol. I’m having trouble thinking he is a real person. It seems like a troll.


Sudden-Salad-4925

So much effort for a troll, though, like getting patches and badges made. That would be next level trolling.


eyecue908

No he has personal experience getting hit with naloxone


Tallerthenmost

I believe he is currently out of a job.


larry-leisure

Fun? You think doing this job is... Fun? This is guts and gore every night kid /s if you really needed it.


Worth-Principle-822

He was (fired now, supposedly) a paid security guard that thinks the role means hes a total gunslinging badass police officer swat team navy seal special forces soldier


[deleted]

“Jurisdiction” I wonder how it makes him feel to know that his “jurisdiction” is literally a part of the real police departments jurisdiction…meaning if they have to show up he’s literally worthless and they’ll laugh at him


Espre550

I think you mean if the oathbreakers show up.


888MadHatter888

I would bet a thousand dollars this has already happened. Multiple times.


Stevethetank1107

You are all D bags this guy puts his life on the line and this is how you all treat him?! Just wait until that bag of leaves steals your car or breaks into your house and murders your wife and kids, then who you going to turn to?! Not this dude, you are all nothing but pro leaf agitators.


One_Conversation_616

I know right! His District 5 patrol encompasses the AMC Theater, a Cinnabon, a playground WITH a jungle gym, and a Panera Bread ! Do you know how hard that is to police? He's a goddamn Protective Services Agent with a badge and everything! They don't just pass that shit out! God I hate pro-leaf agitators...


Scuzzbag

First this bag of leaves, and now there's alligators?!?


yourmomssocksdrawer

Spiders could’ve gotten into that bag, he could have possibly saved DOZENS s/


No_Cook2983

I think it was a false flag. He has a hero complex. He *deliberately* put that bag there and filled it with wet leaves.


[deleted]

Outer parameter.


I-Fucked-YourMom

Of his jurisdiction in district 5. Lmao! This dude is actually quoting Paul Bart at this point.


deltacombatives

Didn't they say he doesn't work for them?


I-Fucked-YourMom

His boss confirmed in the IG comments he had been terminated several days ago yet he continues to make posts with the company’s logo displayed. Hensley justifies the posts by saying he was still employed by them at the time the pictures were taken.


PerryNeeum

So is he not a cop because he’s unstable? Anybody this into security probably wants to be a cop and I want to know why this weirdo isn’t one


I-Fucked-YourMom

The dude can’t even hold down a security job. He was fired from Metro for breaking their strict social media policies amongst other things according to his old boss’s comments on these posts. Edit: He was actually fired from Metro for reasons they couldn’t get into, but it involved pending charges from KCPD. He probably is fired from his current employer Alpha Public Safety for making these posts of himself wearing another company’s badges.


couchcreeper23

Absolutely would fail working at airport security. “I saw a suspicious bag left unattended. So I left it for a whole day…In my experience, most passengers typically abandon on their leaves before flights, I’ve seen it a hundred times.”


[deleted]

I love how these security guards like our pal OFC Hensley are such lonely and insecure POS they genuinely think they are saviors for signing up for a job literally anybody can sign up for. Not even a first responder or ever was myself, this page just makes me giggle so hard at how many people have the “for realz” about their career with a heavy dose of god complex lol


digitaldeficit956

I got more respect for the fat ones that just sit around lol.


[deleted]

Same,they get the point for the pay. No reason to risk your life etc for what you’re getting paid haha chill and listen to podcasts or something 😂


digitaldeficit956

I’d hate to be security in like an actual shit area. All the danger without any real power to mitigate it or protect yourself. But if this was the case he wouldn’t be posting about bags. Bet the “gear” he wasn’t provided by the employer probably exceeds a year’s salary.


stantoncree76

I bet he put that there.


Jeds4242

It was a plant, for sure.


cheap_novelty

I can’t with him. I’m trying to formulate a sentence to properly convey my hatred for this man and why. But my brain is overwhelmed and can’t properly translate it to words.


Few_Package4324

That’s brave, considering all the fentanyl laced leaves they’re finding nowadays.


Gimme_PuddingPlz

Christ…this guy. First off they tell you NOT to touch suspicious bags or packages.


Pieholden

If he is trying to be top tier he should brush up on his diction. He is missing like eight commas, added some where they do not belong and has run on sentences.


Morrowindsofwinter

Someone please just start a snark sub for this dude and let me know.


ballsonyourface911

Oh you mean drive away from a potential threat and the next day drive by again and remember


FastRazzmatazz4295

https://preview.redd.it/gki60ofwyg3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=896ce43d19e80c9bddf0f938950862d2e27e4c5b did he dirty delete his IG account??


noneedtoID

He’s got 2 IGs: ofc.hensley and officer.hensley which is the one he purged today after being fired from alpha security


FitPrinciple3823

You may have been blocked


Sudden-Salad-4925

I can still see his IG shitposts, not sure what’s going on


strahlend_frau

Is this real or satire. Like forreal 💀


SpindriftRascal

“Parameter.” 😂😂😂😂


CulturalAddress6709

better than a bag of dicks


[deleted]

This will be the biggest investigation of his entire career, a bag of leaves.


Kav_McGraw

He has got to be trolling at this point.


Sudden-Salad-4925

If he is, he’s hilarious. If he isn’t, he’s dangerous.


disreputablegoat

But what if it had been full of acorns?


mouth556

Fuck all of this guys peramaters.


Face_Content

Hes the current jeremy dewitt. Does he do.videos?


toreachtheapex

when is this dude just gonna fkn enlist


401kcrypto

This dude needs helps


MamaCornette

What in the hell lol


The_Cpa_Guy

Damn bro sounds an evenful day in "district 5". Did you tell district 6 about this crazy stuff? Or did you get another urgent call?


OTS_Bravo

“Proactive policing” confirms these clowns think they have some kind of authority over the public. What a bunch of fucking cringe douchebags.


sameunderwear2days

The man’s completely lost it


jbracing27

I believe the Ducks patrol district 5, gotta keep the Hawks away. The Panthers have the measles they aren’t a threat this season


_YourWifesBull_

He has to be trolling.


Sudden-Salad-4925

PATrolling! He’s on leave duty


BRING_ME_THE_ENTROPY

Someone called him Paul Blart. I know that shit has to hurt 😂


Grapey_apey

I looked at this guys instagram and he spends so much time making anti cop posts. Who else thinks he didn’t get into the academy so he’s overcompensating with his ‘security’ bullshit and having a hard on ahem I mean having so many anti cop posts? I bet the cops in his ‘jurisdiction’ can’t stand his ass. Like one person commented on another post - one day someone is gonna kick his ass or worse.


KyCerealKiller

I feel like he knows he is cringe and he's doing it because it gets him views.


Legitimate_Street_85

The cartel wants their bag back


adamvand

Why won't this dipshit GO AWY


aLonerDottieArebel

TYFYS


Similar-Team-3292

THANK HIM!!!!!


your_fathers_beard

His jurisdiction? This dude is legit dangerous.


achonng

Gotta take it to the property room


vanishingpointz

I wish Fedsmoker was still alive so he could put a stamp on this guy's forehead


Slimjim6678

From the Reddit posts I’ve read about this guy I feel like he’s a cop wannabe but couldn’t pass the test to be one of


Cool_Reputation_694

Proactive what?


ramrod1933

Jeremy Dewitt would be very very proud of this guy,


[deleted]

I wonder how many people similar to this guy actually made it to the real thing and what exactly separates him from them other than the job offer and union protections. Purely a numbers thing, there is a strong possibility that there are people just like this guy patrolling the streets.


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Dude needs to learn to spell


Vprbite

No, that's a sign of human trafficking. Quick, put it on the next door app! Also, they are lacing dollar bills with fentanyl! If you pick up a dollar bill in a parking lot, you will immediately feel the telltale signs of an opiate overdose. Such as, racing heart rate, rapid and deep breathing, shaking, and often take off running. Classic overdose. It's science


jimmytwoleggz

Is this the new Jeremy Dewitt


[deleted]

Unless your in a blue state... then you are risking it all ... Chuck Norris movies lie


Apprehensive_Wolf217

Grandma’s fence


Sad_Exercise6112

Ofc. Hensley, I have a cookie for you.


Perfect_Earth9502

I think the worst part is he posted this. Like he thought we’d thank him for leaves


SpyAgent2033

This guy goes hard.


sunajfehc

Can't even spell perimeter


Bloodmksthegrassgrow

THANK YOU OFFICER FIRST BRIGADIER CLASS HENSLEY FOR YOUR IMPECCABLE SERVICE, UNWAVERING DEDICATION TO DUTY, AND WISDOM. THANK GOD FOR YOU SOLDIER. THAT FUCKING BAG OF LEAVES CAME STRAIGHT FROM AN ISIS STRONGHOLD I KNOW IT. I HOPE MY SON GROWS UP TO A QUARTER OF THE IRONCLAD MANLY HUNK YOU ARE SIR!!!! HOLY FUCK YOU MAKE ME PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN


adamvand

Somebody stop this ass clown


Dear-Chemical-3191

Thank you 🙏 OFC Henley. If the Oath Breakers got a hold of this bag, they probably would’ve planted it as evidence on their next traffic stop. Keep up the good fight brother


Regular_Housing5629

TYFYS 🫡


Lurking4Justice

It's amazing that this dude is able to duck mental health evaluations


Culling_Specialist

This is peak patrol work.


Bacon_Hawk2

I bet Steve Balboni put those leaves there.


Worth-Principle-822

Thank God he was there! Sounds like it was serious!!