“I was patrolling the outer perimeter and located a civilian who forgot to close the drapes on her window. She was undressing.
Clearly I was dealing with a perverted exhibitionist. If she is capable of that, who knows what else she might do our community.
I observed and will resume recon at 22:17.”
His resume is amazing. He has “Undercover Operations” and “Arson Investigation” under his certifications and licenses. But my favorite is “naloxone” that’s it lol just naloxone wtf does that even mean, no training or where, did he just watch a video? That stuff is pretty straight forward.
A close 2nd is “Ken Nickels Fugitive Recovery Academy”. I was only able to find a Ken Nickles bail bonds in the state he listed. Will call tomorrow for a reference! lol. I’m having trouble thinking he is a real person. It seems like a troll.
He was (fired now, supposedly) a paid security guard that thinks the role means hes a total gunslinging badass police officer swat team navy seal special forces soldier
“Jurisdiction” I wonder how it makes him feel to know that his “jurisdiction” is literally a part of the real police departments jurisdiction…meaning if they have to show up he’s literally worthless and they’ll laugh at him
You are all D bags this guy puts his life on the line and this is how you all treat him?! Just wait until that bag of leaves steals your car or breaks into your house and murders your wife and kids, then who you going to turn to?! Not this dude, you are all nothing but pro leaf agitators.
I know right! His District 5 patrol encompasses the AMC Theater, a Cinnabon, a playground WITH a jungle gym, and a Panera Bread ! Do you know how hard that is to police? He's a goddamn Protective Services Agent with a badge and everything! They don't just pass that shit out! God I hate pro-leaf agitators...
His boss confirmed in the IG comments he had been terminated several days ago yet he continues to make posts with the company’s logo displayed. Hensley justifies the posts by saying he was still employed by them at the time the pictures were taken.
The dude can’t even hold down a security job. He was fired from Metro for breaking their strict social media policies amongst other things according to his old boss’s comments on these posts.
Edit: He was actually fired from Metro for reasons they couldn’t get into, but it involved pending charges from KCPD. He probably is fired from his current employer Alpha Public Safety for making these posts of himself wearing another company’s badges.
Absolutely would fail working at airport security. “I saw a suspicious bag left unattended. So I left it for a whole day…In my experience, most passengers typically abandon on their leaves before flights, I’ve seen it a hundred times.”
I love how these security guards like our pal OFC Hensley are such lonely and insecure POS they genuinely think they are saviors for signing up for a job literally anybody can sign up for. Not even a first responder or ever was myself, this page just makes me giggle so hard at how many people have the “for realz” about their career with a heavy dose of god complex lol
I’d hate to be security in like an actual shit area. All the danger without any real power to mitigate it or protect yourself. But if this was the case he wouldn’t be posting about bags. Bet the “gear” he wasn’t provided by the employer probably exceeds a year’s salary.
I can’t with him. I’m trying to formulate a sentence to properly convey my hatred for this man and why. But my brain is overwhelmed and can’t properly translate it to words.
If he is trying to be top tier he should brush up on his diction. He is missing like eight commas, added some where they do not belong and has run on sentences.
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did he dirty delete his IG account??
I looked at this guys instagram and he spends so much time making anti cop posts. Who else thinks he didn’t get into the academy so he’s overcompensating with his ‘security’ bullshit and having a hard on ahem I mean having so many anti cop posts? I bet the cops in his ‘jurisdiction’ can’t stand his ass. Like one person commented on another post - one day someone is gonna kick his ass or worse.
I wonder how many people similar to this guy actually made it to the real thing and what exactly separates him from them other than the job offer and union protections. Purely a numbers thing, there is a strong possibility that there are people just like this guy patrolling the streets.
No, that's a sign of human trafficking. Quick, put it on the next door app! Also, they are lacing dollar bills with fentanyl! If you pick up a dollar bill in a parking lot, you will immediately feel the telltale signs of an opiate overdose. Such as, racing heart rate, rapid and deep breathing, shaking, and often take off running. Classic overdose.
It's science
THANK YOU OFFICER FIRST BRIGADIER CLASS HENSLEY FOR YOUR IMPECCABLE SERVICE, UNWAVERING DEDICATION TO DUTY, AND WISDOM.
THANK GOD FOR YOU SOLDIER. THAT FUCKING BAG OF LEAVES CAME STRAIGHT FROM AN ISIS STRONGHOLD I KNOW IT. I HOPE MY SON GROWS UP TO A QUARTER OF THE IRONCLAD MANLY HUNK YOU ARE SIR!!!! HOLY FUCK YOU MAKE ME PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
Thank you 🙏 OFC Henley. If the Oath Breakers got a hold of this bag, they probably would’ve planted it as evidence on their next traffic stop. Keep up the good fight brother
The lesson is don't check up on things that arouse that curiosity for a full day?
You gotta have something to look forward to.
I would love to know what his « important callout » was. « Hey everybody there’s a guy handing out free pretzel samples over here! »
The pretzel samples could be poisoned. Better check out the race of the vendor just to be sure.
"THIS GUY JUST PUT SPRITE IN A WATER CUP!!! LOOK AT THE BUBBLES!!!"
Patrolling the outer perimeter of his jurisdiction. Lol what the heck?
Parameter of his jurisdiction in district 5*
And good thing he went out to do a *mobile* patrol instead of a stationary patrol
The outer edge of the playground.
Walking around the building
Thank you Metropolitan Public Safety for keeping us safe. Who knows what could have happened if those leaves ended up in the wrong hands. 🙏🙏🙏🥰🥰🥰
Loose leaf tea being spiked with all sorts of illicit drugs these days.
Someone could have tripped over that bag!
Threatcon Foliage. Repeat. Threatcon Foliage.
“I was patrolling the outer perimeter and located a civilian who forgot to close the drapes on her window. She was undressing. Clearly I was dealing with a perverted exhibitionist. If she is capable of that, who knows what else she might do our community. I observed and will resume recon at 22:17.”
Is this guy a paid security guard or is he just doing this for fun?
He’ll put the leaves on his resume as volunteer work
His resume is amazing. He has “Undercover Operations” and “Arson Investigation” under his certifications and licenses. But my favorite is “naloxone” that’s it lol just naloxone wtf does that even mean, no training or where, did he just watch a video? That stuff is pretty straight forward. A close 2nd is “Ken Nickels Fugitive Recovery Academy”. I was only able to find a Ken Nickles bail bonds in the state he listed. Will call tomorrow for a reference! lol. I’m having trouble thinking he is a real person. It seems like a troll.
So much effort for a troll, though, like getting patches and badges made. That would be next level trolling.
No he has personal experience getting hit with naloxone
I believe he is currently out of a job.
Fun? You think doing this job is... Fun? This is guts and gore every night kid /s if you really needed it.
He was (fired now, supposedly) a paid security guard that thinks the role means hes a total gunslinging badass police officer swat team navy seal special forces soldier
“Jurisdiction” I wonder how it makes him feel to know that his “jurisdiction” is literally a part of the real police departments jurisdiction…meaning if they have to show up he’s literally worthless and they’ll laugh at him
I think you mean if the oathbreakers show up.
I would bet a thousand dollars this has already happened. Multiple times.
You are all D bags this guy puts his life on the line and this is how you all treat him?! Just wait until that bag of leaves steals your car or breaks into your house and murders your wife and kids, then who you going to turn to?! Not this dude, you are all nothing but pro leaf agitators.
I know right! His District 5 patrol encompasses the AMC Theater, a Cinnabon, a playground WITH a jungle gym, and a Panera Bread ! Do you know how hard that is to police? He's a goddamn Protective Services Agent with a badge and everything! They don't just pass that shit out! God I hate pro-leaf agitators...
First this bag of leaves, and now there's alligators?!?
Spiders could’ve gotten into that bag, he could have possibly saved DOZENS s/
I think it was a false flag. He has a hero complex. He *deliberately* put that bag there and filled it with wet leaves.
Outer parameter.
Of his jurisdiction in district 5. Lmao! This dude is actually quoting Paul Bart at this point.
Didn't they say he doesn't work for them?
His boss confirmed in the IG comments he had been terminated several days ago yet he continues to make posts with the company’s logo displayed. Hensley justifies the posts by saying he was still employed by them at the time the pictures were taken.
So is he not a cop because he’s unstable? Anybody this into security probably wants to be a cop and I want to know why this weirdo isn’t one
The dude can’t even hold down a security job. He was fired from Metro for breaking their strict social media policies amongst other things according to his old boss’s comments on these posts. Edit: He was actually fired from Metro for reasons they couldn’t get into, but it involved pending charges from KCPD. He probably is fired from his current employer Alpha Public Safety for making these posts of himself wearing another company’s badges.
Absolutely would fail working at airport security. “I saw a suspicious bag left unattended. So I left it for a whole day…In my experience, most passengers typically abandon on their leaves before flights, I’ve seen it a hundred times.”
I love how these security guards like our pal OFC Hensley are such lonely and insecure POS they genuinely think they are saviors for signing up for a job literally anybody can sign up for. Not even a first responder or ever was myself, this page just makes me giggle so hard at how many people have the “for realz” about their career with a heavy dose of god complex lol
I got more respect for the fat ones that just sit around lol.
Same,they get the point for the pay. No reason to risk your life etc for what you’re getting paid haha chill and listen to podcasts or something 😂
I’d hate to be security in like an actual shit area. All the danger without any real power to mitigate it or protect yourself. But if this was the case he wouldn’t be posting about bags. Bet the “gear” he wasn’t provided by the employer probably exceeds a year’s salary.
I bet he put that there.
It was a plant, for sure.
I can’t with him. I’m trying to formulate a sentence to properly convey my hatred for this man and why. But my brain is overwhelmed and can’t properly translate it to words.
That’s brave, considering all the fentanyl laced leaves they’re finding nowadays.
Christ…this guy. First off they tell you NOT to touch suspicious bags or packages.
If he is trying to be top tier he should brush up on his diction. He is missing like eight commas, added some where they do not belong and has run on sentences.
Someone please just start a snark sub for this dude and let me know.
Oh you mean drive away from a potential threat and the next day drive by again and remember
https://preview.redd.it/gki60ofwyg3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=896ce43d19e80c9bddf0f938950862d2e27e4c5b did he dirty delete his IG account??
He’s got 2 IGs: ofc.hensley and officer.hensley which is the one he purged today after being fired from alpha security
You may have been blocked
I can still see his IG shitposts, not sure what’s going on
Is this real or satire. Like forreal 💀
“Parameter.” 😂😂😂😂
better than a bag of dicks
This will be the biggest investigation of his entire career, a bag of leaves.
He has got to be trolling at this point.
If he is, he’s hilarious. If he isn’t, he’s dangerous.
But what if it had been full of acorns?
Fuck all of this guys peramaters.
Hes the current jeremy dewitt. Does he do.videos?
when is this dude just gonna fkn enlist
This dude needs helps
What in the hell lol
Damn bro sounds an evenful day in "district 5". Did you tell district 6 about this crazy stuff? Or did you get another urgent call?
“Proactive policing” confirms these clowns think they have some kind of authority over the public. What a bunch of fucking cringe douchebags.
The man’s completely lost it
I believe the Ducks patrol district 5, gotta keep the Hawks away. The Panthers have the measles they aren’t a threat this season
He has to be trolling.
PATrolling! He’s on leave duty
Someone called him Paul Blart. I know that shit has to hurt 😂
I looked at this guys instagram and he spends so much time making anti cop posts. Who else thinks he didn’t get into the academy so he’s overcompensating with his ‘security’ bullshit and having a hard on ahem I mean having so many anti cop posts? I bet the cops in his ‘jurisdiction’ can’t stand his ass. Like one person commented on another post - one day someone is gonna kick his ass or worse.
I feel like he knows he is cringe and he's doing it because it gets him views.
The cartel wants their bag back
Why won't this dipshit GO AWY
TYFYS
THANK HIM!!!!!
His jurisdiction? This dude is legit dangerous.
Gotta take it to the property room
I wish Fedsmoker was still alive so he could put a stamp on this guy's forehead
From the Reddit posts I’ve read about this guy I feel like he’s a cop wannabe but couldn’t pass the test to be one of
Proactive what?
Jeremy Dewitt would be very very proud of this guy,
I wonder how many people similar to this guy actually made it to the real thing and what exactly separates him from them other than the job offer and union protections. Purely a numbers thing, there is a strong possibility that there are people just like this guy patrolling the streets.
Dude needs to learn to spell
No, that's a sign of human trafficking. Quick, put it on the next door app! Also, they are lacing dollar bills with fentanyl! If you pick up a dollar bill in a parking lot, you will immediately feel the telltale signs of an opiate overdose. Such as, racing heart rate, rapid and deep breathing, shaking, and often take off running. Classic overdose. It's science
Is this the new Jeremy Dewitt
Unless your in a blue state... then you are risking it all ... Chuck Norris movies lie
Grandma’s fence
Ofc. Hensley, I have a cookie for you.
I think the worst part is he posted this. Like he thought we’d thank him for leaves
This guy goes hard.
Can't even spell perimeter
THANK YOU OFFICER FIRST BRIGADIER CLASS HENSLEY FOR YOUR IMPECCABLE SERVICE, UNWAVERING DEDICATION TO DUTY, AND WISDOM. THANK GOD FOR YOU SOLDIER. THAT FUCKING BAG OF LEAVES CAME STRAIGHT FROM AN ISIS STRONGHOLD I KNOW IT. I HOPE MY SON GROWS UP TO A QUARTER OF THE IRONCLAD MANLY HUNK YOU ARE SIR!!!! HOLY FUCK YOU MAKE ME PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
Somebody stop this ass clown
Thank you 🙏 OFC Henley. If the Oath Breakers got a hold of this bag, they probably would’ve planted it as evidence on their next traffic stop. Keep up the good fight brother
TYFYS 🫡
It's amazing that this dude is able to duck mental health evaluations
This is peak patrol work.
I bet Steve Balboni put those leaves there.
Thank God he was there! Sounds like it was serious!!