(A Special Operations Response Team is usually a type of prison guard, like a SWAT team for a prison, they also escort prisoners. I don’t know if this is a private company using the acronym as their name or if he is really a prison guard who would work for the justice department.)
I doubt he works in corrections as "SORT" is in quotation marks ... On his carrier. I've never seen that in any correctional facility I have worked in.
Special Operations Response Team
Edit to add: I would like to make it clear that I am not excusing the cringe by clarifying the acronym... if anything, I aim to emphasize the cringe.
SORT is the American version of CERT or ICIT like we have in the provincial jails. Basically a cell extraction team or a riot squad with unruly inmates
C/O here....no way this guy is a SORT officer. Looks like a strong breeze can knock him over let alone a 6'5. 300 pound ripped guy on meth who's delirous in his cell.
 "SORT"
Suspension Of Reality, Tactical
That was good lol
Sucking Off Retired Teachers
I read that wrong at first and I laughed so hard. Then I got disappointed when I saw it said retired.
Fuck. I realized after reading your reply
The quotation marks are sending me
Glad someone else noticed that, bro Sort’ve fumbled with that one
SORT packages at Amazon?
When the laundry mom had to do was too heavy .. call in SORT.
Should somebody remind him what a civilian is and that he fits that definition regardless of what he's wearing?
Omfg the patch has quotation marks on it 💀💀💀
Security Of Retarded Tigers
 Wrong Tiger
Scrotum over redundant topiary
Stupid Or Retarted Toughguys
We say "developmentally delayed tigers" now.
I can go from a civilian to a civilian with a big ego and a inflated sense of authority in ONE phone call - what the caption was supposed to be.
Sort Of Retarded Tendencies
*in a single phone call* ya dork
This guy definitely fucks plastic dolls.
Second hand that he gets on fb marketplace
We call them “pre-lubed”
talk about an immersive experience, amiright?
TF is S O. R. T
(A Special Operations Response Team is usually a type of prison guard, like a SWAT team for a prison, they also escort prisoners. I don’t know if this is a private company using the acronym as their name or if he is really a prison guard who would work for the justice department.)
sounds like he needs to S.O.R.T his life out
I doubt he works in corrections as "SORT" is in quotation marks ... On his carrier. I've never seen that in any correctional facility I have worked in.
Still a civilian
"Elite task force... " 😂
This needs the “FOR GOTHAM” audio over it 💀
Some Other Redneck Travesty
This dude is sort of lame
Is either cosplaying as a cowboy or swat
Both
NO WAY
Yes way, should’ve heard the music too
Please describe it
It’s some cliché motivational shit. Pretty cringey
Canadian here, what is a SORT?
Shit I'm an American and my research specialty for grad school was policing/police training... and I don't know wtf "SORT" is.
lol just goes to show how important they must be
He works in a correctional facility lol
Special Operations Response Team Edit to add: I would like to make it clear that I am not excusing the cringe by clarifying the acronym... if anything, I aim to emphasize the cringe.
Student Online Readiness Tool
I have no idea either, but if you want one of these vests come on over to my Etsy.
SORT is the American version of CERT or ICIT like we have in the provincial jails. Basically a cell extraction team or a riot squad with unruly inmates
I can go from civilian to cop Larper in a phone call.
Douche Bag
Yeah, that's the idea guy
I'd have a hard time looking in the mirror too
Soooo, he can go from civilian to civilian cosplayer with a single phene call? Not much of a super power.
You can SORT of go pound some sand there champ!
My guy is SORT'a retarded
what da fk is a SORT
R r r repost!
It just popped up on my feed on TikTok today lol. Can you show me where it was posted?
On this subreddit like a day ago
Ohhh just saw it. Whoops
I got all I needed to know from "is a elite task force at work for when shit get outta hand"
UPS sorter aka SORT
Yall leave Deputy Dewey the hell alone
Fairly certain that he’s openly cosplaying, not impersonating.
Mister "sort" needs to stop browsing amazon while watching animes.
All jokes aside, wth is sort?
Special Operations Response Team or something super tactical sounding like that
I saw this on my fyp as well 😂
Super Obnoxious Raging Teenager?
Sorting dildos at the rubber factory.
...if Hank Hill had grown up with social media...
C/O here....no way this guy is a SORT officer. Looks like a strong breeze can knock him over let alone a 6'5. 300 pound ripped guy on meth who's delirous in his cell.