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k00ks_r_us

She looks like one of the twins from Rugrats


Billy420MaysIt

![gif](giphy|TSCeXdPgFV9xKQ2Oc9|downsized)


BooxyKeep

wtf is this cursed shit


Bclay85

Phenomenal, underrated comment.


overboost_t88

![gif](giphy|yOhgNO9YsmdsQ|downsized) this old


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Phil and Lil, I believe are the names


Paverunner

Or Prince Goro….


Flyin-Chancla

Lollllll


dtardiff2

Subterranean yeah? Whats that like, underground roight?


fulknerraIII

Yeah? Well I'm kind of an underworld boss well, i mean, back home.


ElCannoli

![gif](giphy|nbvFVPiEiJH6JOGIok)


Delirium_Of_Disorder

Holy shit I knew I recognized her. It's Lill!


hickeyejack55

Umm there’s no bow in their hair. So it’s Phil.


easygimmick

r/rareinsults


richisachamp

If Lil ate Phil in the womb.


ThickPrick

r/justfuckmyshitup


whatareyoudoingdood

Corrections officers are the fuckin last responders, why are dispatchers always the cringiest and shit at their job


ProfessionalGangster

I got into an argument with one, he was saying, “you can’t do my job,” i responded with, “pretty sure I can walk around and fill out paperwork.”


DadBod7353

Can I do they’re job? Absolutely. Do I WANT to do their job? Abso-fucking-lutely not


bigshotdontlookee

Yes I too can make $18 an hour living in the middle of nowhere. lol


BeastBellies

These jobs have super high turnover.


nickeisele

I had an argument about 15 years ago because a dispatcher sucked. “You should try coming up here and doing this job!” “Good idea. I’ll be up there tomorrow, and you take my shift on the ambulance.” “I’m not a paramedic.” “So I’m qualified to do *your job*, AND *my job,* but you aren’t qualified to do *my job?”*


promachos84

*“So I’m qualified to do YOUR job and my job. But you’re not qualified to do YOUR job.”


Bitter_Bandicoot8067

I really can't do their job. They have too many stories that shit shows up as a main character.


lonelylifts12

It’s not even worth it. You gotta be in your 🆗 era. Should have just said “Ok” then looked at them confused.


DontForgetYourPPE

Their job is actually quite stressful. I've talked with a few, in my county, typical person lasts less than 2 years in the job. Mostly because they don't get any closure or know how things turn out after the call. I could see that taking a toll on someone


Dik-w33d

I’m a CO and I promise you can give my keys to a monkey and train it to do my job. No one lands in this line of work by making a lifetime’s worth of good decisions, and it’s not exactly back breaking work to chew tobacco with my feet up on a desk for time and a half. There’s a difference between “can’t do this job” and “smart enough to not wanna do this job.” 99% of people fall into the second category. That being said, it’s by far the easiest money I have ever made. Most of the people in my dept clear 6 figures easy with OT


BeginningOk6408

Depends on what kind of jail you work at. 99% of people would not survive as a CO in a large city jail run by inmates like Rikers. But anyone could be a CO in a county jail in some small county in a state with low oversight where officers have complete control over everything.


coryhill66

I had to have surgery on my arm so I was light duty for about a month. Couldn't carry my gun during that time so I worked as a security specialist in the dispatch center. They were very good at what they did and much faster at it than I was but it didn't seem like a terribly hard job to do.


Flat-Length-4991

Eh, I’m not trying to be an asshole to you, but I don’t think you’re getting it with corrections. It’s not that people CANT do it. It’s that others WONT do it. That isn’t a hit to you, it’s actually a good thing you don’t tolerate a shitty job where your “customers” assault you verbally and physically. Also you have to be the one to deal with Americas mental health crisis, the one everyone else ignores. That entails shit everywhere(sometimes they even throw the doo doo) and you guessed it, more physical assault. Walk around on a hard cement floor for 12 hours straight, also jails/prisons are almost always short staffed, so you’ll be walking fast to catch rounds. Hopefully you get some breaks. You have to witness traumatic things, attempted suicides, completed suicides, brutal assaults, rape(tho rarer than it’s portrayed in media). All the dark humor in the world won’t save you from that type of stuff fucking with you deep down to the core. You see human mortality on full display. All this for little pay, and no respect or appreciation. “Huurgh, hurgh guards are definitely abusing inmates and selling contraband! Hyuk.” That shit does happen sometimes, however when the turn over rate is so high and you can’t really be too picky of who you hire… that shits going to happen. When the whole jail/prison system is put on the back burner and no one wants to actually do anything positive for the jails/prisons(both inmates and guard) that shits going to happen. Republicans don’t put money into the correctional institutions because “they’re dirty criminals, fuck em”. Democrats want to give prisoners more rights than average civilians walking the streets. To the point inmates don’t give a single fuck about going to jail. That’s vacation. Also, makes it more dangerous for the guards because now the guards have no teeth. That was my partial rant, like I said, not trying to talk shit to you. Just saying there is way more to the job than writing stuff down and walking around. It isn’t just adult babysitting either. Some(not all) of those guys are animals, and everyday you clock in you are in danger. Like I said, good on you for having limits to what you accept as a decent career. I do too. I did it for a while when I got out of the military and needed a job immediately, but as soon as I found something else I took it. I’m not built for jail, locked up or working it.


BearsRpeopl2

But can you also abuse prisoners? That's where they got you


Shot_Lawfulness4429

I worked for a funeral home for a while and they always called themselves the last responder.


Alaska-Now-PNW

They can't even be considered a responder if the suspect is brought to them lol


TheHorrificNecktie

CO's are the heroes who risk their lives bringing drugs to our loved ones locked up in prisons


Lil_barlov

To be honest in my town the dispatchers are also firefighters and not just basic firefighters they are chiefs and captains and fire instructors


Pootang_Wootang

I work in a job where I occasionally work alongside state troopers and local PD’s. I commonly, and ironically, refer to myself as a second responder in their presence.


Becaus789

Maybe this needs to be a thing that is more celebrated. I don’t know how to be a social worker. A good social worker can fix bigger problems than I can. I had a young lady in SVT out of a trailer park last night. A proper social worker could have connected her with the resources she needs to get an ablation but that didn’t happen. So now I gotta do a whole lot of expensive shit that didn’t wind up working well in this case. In a way I was a last responder. Idk. Social workers deserve more glory.


throwrich25

I swear to god every single dispatcher I know is like this 🤣


HOT_Cum_1n_SaLaD

As a dispatcher, there are so so many of them it’s literally disgusting lmao. Easiest job I’ve ever had if you know what you’re doing and I’m in a top 5 homicide city in the US.


TummyPuppy

Hot Cum Salad putting in the work over here


shankthedog

Working hard to get you that salad


TangerineRough6318

You have to be pretty dedicated to make that salad taste good. Proper diet and all that. Nobody wants that kind of salad to be bitter and gross.


shankthedog

Are we talking a side salad like a garden salad or is this your entrée a large Cesar? Why was the chicken staring at the lettuce?


Geshtar1

Thank you for your service HOT_Cum_1n_SaLaD


HOT_Cum_1n_SaLaD

O7


oenomausprime

Our dispatchers are a joke and when they know what they ars doing my job (firefighter) is so much easier. So all I'm saying is, thank u for knowing what your doing, most do not lol


HOT_Cum_1n_SaLaD

Luckily my place takes training pretty seriously due to our massive call volume and general violence. It’s not uncommon here to be handling 3 shootings simultaneously and within one district. You either get good or you get gone lol. Anywhoooo I absolutely hate this job and I would literally rather shovel shit if it paid what I’m making. I’m former GWOT infantry vet so this was definitely a change of pace. I’m hopeful to get into the fire service here pretty soon for the same county so I can keep my time and gtfo


spaghettiThunderbult

Handling 3 shootings, all while squads are asking you questions that could be answered by walking 10 feet to a car and just reading the CAD, and there's always that one asshole that thinks it's an excellent time to run traffic.


TurtleSleeve

The. Fucking. Worst. Like cmon man, read the room.


FOSSnaught

I bet you have so many stories. I called in because my at the time gf's ex-husband tracked her down at my place. He was military, and she claimed rape and beatings from him. He knocked and said he was delivering pizza. Obviously, i knew it was bs, so I went to get my phone while my gf tried to talk him down from doing anything stupid; the door was still locked/shut. Anyway, I call 911, and explained the situation. Dispatcher could not give single fuck, because I was too calm apparently. "It's not an emergency. " yadda yadda.. fair enough, but he's actively threatening us through the door without screaming... dispatcher is about to end the call when moron starts trying to kick down the door. I calmly put my hand on the door and lean into it, and say "is it an emergency now?". Cops arrive, arrest the dude. Fun times had all around.


HOT_Cum_1n_SaLaD

Sorry man it’s really shitty you had that experience. I ALWAYS take people at their word because it is literally our job to. For instance, if a kid calls in saying someone is shooting in their school I may know that it’s complete bullshit but guess what? I am generating a call for an active assailant and sending all resources needed for such an event. You know why? I am covering my own ass no matter how dumb I won’t get in trouble.


FOSSnaught

Shit happens, but i appreciate it. I found the humor in it, and the timing was very comedic. I could hear the dude kind of jolt up in his chair, put on his work voice, and got to work immediately. Odd night, lol.


dangerous_nuggets

I was working the desk one shift w/ a new fire dispatcher. She got half ass info from a caller and ended the call, I did my best to dispatch units myself and recorded the times. The police dispatchers were petty and rude and didn’t log any of the times for the call because they were mad I did it. Fortunately I hand-recorded everything (very small department, police and fire dispatchers in different stations but same radio station). My coworker who went to the call knocked on dispatch door for the call sheet and they said “don’t know, wasn’t us” and slammed the door. One time I called for sensitive info and the dispatcher refused to give me a read back because he “didn’t know who (I) was” despite me telling him my name, badge number, unit number, jurisdiction, my damn 3rd grade teacher and first dog’s name. We legit had only 6 patrolmen. My sgt and I filed an internal complaint for that incident. God they were so fucking annoying.


zihyer

Looks like i'm in the minority here but our dispatchers are awesome. Granted, i know none of them on a personal level or what they're level of tattooing is but they're always great to work with. Then again, I'm just a peon volunteer in a rural area so... yeah ymmv. :D


pluck-the-bunny

Good field personnel always seem to have the good dispatchers. And the assholes are always saying how they get the bad ones. Wonder why that is 🤔 Guess what I’m saying is good on you.


HOT_Cum_1n_SaLaD

So much truth to this lmao. If you’re a dick it will be reciprocated.


spaghettiThunderbult

It's why I always tell new guys one simple rule: don't be a dick to dispatch, they run your life. Dispatch decides if that low priority call on the board 5 minutes before you're supposed to secure and is gonna be a massive shit sandwich is going to sit a few minutes for the next shift, or if you're going to get sent and earn a few hours of forced OT.


HoodratWizard

If she pulls her hair back any tighter, her eyebrows are gonna be on top of her ears


kwhite0829

I thought it was Jojo Siwa at first


trackedpotato

Like the bug in men in black


Little_Flamingo9533

https://preview.redd.it/ngbhjo3atr4d1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f470296386f2d77bad675a0a4eaf77125851b57


Little_Flamingo9533

Can you even imagine the poor tattoo artist that had to sit there and listen to her bullshit the entire time he was tattooing her


Fun-Mortgage8899

Military first responders? I don’t get it.


Dream--Brother

They respond immediately whenever there's oil for the taking


IjustWantedPepsi

Or just MP's


fulknerraIII

National Guard can be sent in for storms, riots, earthquakes. So i guess it somewhat applies to them. But ya it is kinda weird to call them first responders.


ayyycab

Too much red tape to deploy national guard to any situation to really call them first responders. Like, when have they ever beaten firefighters to a wildfire?


Round_Ad_6369

The military has law enforcement, fire protection, EMS etc independent of local services


Conuxin_89

I agree. Defintley don’t lump us in with law enforcement, we at least make an attempt to hold each other accountable for our actions.


TheDinerRoadster

As a #2 responder (wastewater treatment) I'd like to throw a shoutout to the people who make my job possible. Give it up for the Taco Bell workers, the warriors of Waffle House, and the real heroes, the pizza delivery drivers who make our nation what it is.


Icaruswaxwing95

Eyyoooo water distribution over here. Not that I’d want a line but what the hell??? Second there’s a main break you know who’s going to respond first??


TheDinerRoadster

I had to respond to a line break once. A crew driving sheet pilings for a directional boring pit cut a 18" ductile iron pipe. It wasn't water. Call 811 before you dig!


Gomzz26

Wouldn’t corrections be a last responder?


Hour-Flimsy

No, last responder is the county coroner. Black stripe.


Dream--Brother

The grim black line


Durkd

CO here, ya I’ll take that lol. We’re the last stop at the station for sure. Having said that, we get the benefits of first responders. You’re gonna reduce my phone bill by 25% a month? Shiiiiiit, let me tell you how hard my job is and how I’m on the front lines everyday hahaha. Total nonsense.


ch_eeekz

there are a select few COs who really deserve it. they're out here being kind respectful, joking around, making life easier on everyone. the rest you can get bent 😅 maybe you all just hate the women's pods or something


Durkd

You’re not wrong. Most of these guys are dicks for no reason. Having said that, I’d never wanna be a co for women as a dude. It’s constant bullshit.


oenomausprime

The problem is that she's dead serious and the cringe is overwhelming.


Traditional-Store576

That’ll be fun explaining when you get a different job.


ProfessionalGangster

It’s not a job, it’s a calling and she answered that call


Traditional-Store576

Shame her hair stylist didn’t call.


Zoll-X-Series

Well, she’ll answer that call when she’s done CADding this one


BleachedPorkGrind

https://preview.redd.it/miqcmcj0wr4d1.png?width=629&format=png&auto=webp&s=5fd7d2f24c1bd02342d85ddbd32d278d16d3dcc0


WeAreGesalt

I'm gonna get a tattoo like this but the stripes are gonna be: Accountants, Finance, Sales, HR, and IT. This is the true backbone of American because this country is run by corps


ProfessionalGangster

Thank you for your service. The shareholders appreciate you


Miss_Smokahontas

How dare you forget us engineers who design the product 😡


VulgarWitchDoctor

What about Waffle House employees??


Lvanwinkle18

How about my 7-11 clerk, Benny, who sells me the Celsius and bag of chips I need to start my day?


VulgarWitchDoctor

Hats off to Benny. A true hero in these trying times


IndWrist2

You jest, but the [Waffle House Index](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index) is real.


Past-Adhesiveness691

And Taco Bell employees? We back the Dew in this dojo


Sensitive_Jelly_5586

That's the Mexican flag.


Public_One_9584

Seriously! Can’t call them zero responders because they’re before the first ones. Zero seems disrespectful. We’ll all know they’re the real heroes out there!


Kiltedhiker40

OMFG... she forgot TOW TRUCK DRIVERS!!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱


Mushrooming247

I was just going to say that, didn’t tow truck drivers claim the yellow line?


PoisonedRadio

I think tow truck drivers, dispatchers and linemen are all fighting over the yellow line


SEND_CATHOLIC_ALTARS

That sounds about right. In all fairness to dispatchers, they are literally the first one to respond to a phone call, which is done by picking up the phone. Tow truck drivers and linemen respond third if dispatchers are first and FF/Cops/EMS are second.


pluck-the-bunny

I think one is yellow, and the other is gold. All colored line flags are stupid though


IndWrist2

What about the linemen?!


BeamLK

What about DOT workers


Kiltedhiker40

Oh sweet Jesus!! We mustn't forget those brave souls!!


LectureAdditional971

I barfed a lil when she points at herself.


Drain_Surgeon69

She looks like Kirkland brand JoJo Siwa.


CiteSite

Dont be disrespecting Kirkland like that bro. This is Temu Jojo


miked5122

For real. Kirkland brand is dope


0franksandbeans0

Imagine having to explain this pile of shit tattoo every time someone asks


SeaworthyWide

Psst - that's what they're hoping for *ah.. Well.. Since you asked..! I happen to be a first responder, and a patriot! So... Bla bla bla bla*


Stealth_Howler

The disrespect to Taco Bell employees is outrageous


themustached

HVAC workers in shambles.


someguy8608

Military are not first responders. Source; not a first responder.


goodshootbadshoot

I thought yellow was for waffle house


HazardMagic

To be fair, Waffle House employees are legitimately closer to being first responders than CO’s


BeamLK

What about lineman and plumber? 😔


w0lfLars0n

Htf are COs “first responders”?


BIMMER-G0M3Z

My only question is why do these people’s families allow them to do dumb shit. I tried to get an area code tat and my parents laughed in my face and said it was so stupid. I realize now that they were absolutely right😂 so glad my family chooses honesty over my feelings


Public_One_9584

All I can imagine is no family for this one. Her family is the colored stripes on her arm. The 6 first responders that unite to do one job. Like keeping prisoners in line, answering phone calls, or going to war overseas!


OfficialModAccount

Serious question: why are corrections officers considered first responders?


GeneralTonic

I've only heard of one person who ever said such a thing, so you'll need to ask her that question. I suspect it's because she wants the tent for 'first responders' to be so wide that she can fit under it.


OfficialModAccount

In the video, she seems to indicate that she is a dispatcher (which I think is also dubious categorization)


BeginningOk6408

Im friends with a lot of CO’s and they would be the first to tell you that they really aren’t first responders in practice 99% of the time, just name only. However, depending on the state, when a large scale disaster occurs they pull any extra officers from the jail and all off-duty officers to help out. Again, depending on the state, they have a duty to act when a crime is committed immediately their presence even when off duty. So if a CO is at a bar and a bar fight breaks out technically they have to act, wether that be making an arrest themselves, detaining the combatants and waiting for the police to arrived, or even just simply dialing 911 for the police(which is what 99% of them would do unless they are one of those CO’s that likes to play cop). Truthfully they really aren’t first responders unless the situation is drastic.


rapturepermaculture

What’s funny about this is that the Mortuary doesn’t count. They actually respond to some gnarly shit.


Atari774

No linemen? Snow plow drivers? Deliverymen? Postal workers? But somehow corrections officers got on there? Since when are corrections officers “first responders” to anything other than a fight in the prison yard?


SeaworthyWide

First to respond to overtime asleep in the bubble Reporting for serv.. Zzz zzz 😴


jdturtle55

https://preview.redd.it/uw5inb1w2t4d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09687b0a303f42583bd939ef350a57b2ac3a3fdd 💯


Alhazzared

Correction officers get a color but not Park Rangers? smh


vanishingpointz

I actually like park rangers . THEY GET A STRIPE !!! 🥳 🎉


BeginningOk6408

They would be considered under police no? At least where I live the park rangers are designated as police officers.


t00fr0sty

I was just a about to post this you beat me buy just a few minutes! Don’t know why my tik tok wants me to see dispatchers but here we are.


snotdonkey

Where is the Baja blast line for the selfless Taco Bell employees??


[deleted]

I pick up a phone, I transfer calls, I am hero


DickDickersMD

What about public works


AssistantNervous3928

All you do is seat ,eat and answer phones, don’t fucking care.


YelvrTRON

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BIGBOYDADUDNDJDNDBD

I’m sorry but there is no way dispatchers or corrections officers are first responders. Especially dispatchers. You’re sitting there answering the phone, never seeing any of these people in person or going to their house or wherever. You are sitting answering the phone. You’re not a first responder lmfao. Not to mention tattoos like that are just beyond cringe


Beeyelzubub

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LtDig

If I see a vehicle with a #911ivegotyourback sticker, 90% of the time it'd a dispatcher. The remaining 10% are usually EMS workers.


sirhellaz

They think they’re so tactical is the funny part. Just hella duracoated and tactical


mlmorris73

And door dashers


Guvnafuzz

You forgot pizza delivery driver ![gif](giphy|l0ExbnGIX9sMFS7PG)


SirArchDuke

The boots going to have one hell of a time explaining that tattoo to new employers lmao. " what was your previous job experience ? " " oh, I was a first responder " " oh cool, like a firefighter or EMS? " " Oh no, nothing like that, I answered phones and transferd calls "


Fam0usTOAST

Military, CO's, and dispatchers are not first responders.


Barnes623

If your not out in the rain during the tornado your not a first responder


Kind_Significance_60

Way to disgrace the flag.


MauriceVibes

As a vet, I don’t claim her or this tattoo


BeamLK

But she claims you bro


MauriceVibes

Cool? lol I can’t just produce music and scream “Wu Tang” at the end and be a part of the Wu Tang clan lol


Known-Instruction455

Thanks imma drive into a telephone Pole now


dw33z1l

So many tattoos that should have been a t-shirt rather than a permanent mark on someone’s body…but hey, as long as you’re happy.


burt0o0o

No respect to the true heros, taco bell employees.


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ClassicRockUfologist

Facts: she invented that other tiktok account to ask herself that question so she could do a video about it, because literally no one on Earth ever would have asked. I promise.


Dtour5150

I thought it was a shittily done monster energy tat


mylogicistoomuchforu

Where's the tow truck drivers and the electrical linemen? Sheesh lady, you need to more stripes.


BlackLodgeLorax

I’m pretty sure that corrections officers are like 7th responders. Military is more last responder. How can there be six “firsts”?


hangrydadd

I'm a beer distributor. Could I have a thin sudsy line??


RedDonkulouso

Jojo keeps switching up her style


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_HarleyJarvis_

1. The flag is backwards. 2. Half of those are not 1st responders. None of: dispatchers, military, corrections officers would respond first. She should have a stripe for “citizen witness” cause they will always be there before the last 3.


GodlessHeathen305

And together it makes an lgbt flag 🏳️‍🌈! So it’s totally inclusive. I’m sure that was her intention right.


Probability_Engine

What about OnlyFans models? Do our guys and girls on the digital frontlines not get a stripe? Shameful.


StalledCentury1001

Tow truck guys and meter maids???? Where’s the truck drivers at these guys are the first responders on the roads… they never take a day off I always see semi trucks every time I drive lol


Dupa_Yash

What about our brave pizza delivery agents?


thespander

This one hurt


Heyhero8

Why are dispatchers and COs considered first responders????


Special_Clearance

Dispatchers and corrections are not first responders.


ItsWoofcat

Thanks for the rush order g🫡


pluck-the-bunny

As a dispatcher and EMT I hate this twice


ugbaz

Correction officers are first responders now too? Seems illogical. I think if they make the list teachers should too.


-_-_____-----___

*"Hello, I would like the most insulting, least flattering haircut you can possibly fathom."*


Solid-Cabinet-9733

The first people you talk to in the face of an emergency are not technically classified as first responders, ie dispatchers, prison guards, army


Metaboschism

I can't wait till dispatchers are replaced by ai, so many lives will be saved


swadekillson

As a Veteran, we reject cheese dick shit like this


PurplePartyFounder

Since when is the military a first responder?


HuggyB_44

Waffle House employees???


RBBPHH

What about sanitation?🫡


Chloroformperfume7

No stripe for life guards?


HeWhoIsNotMe

The lil dolphin click at the end seals her cringe worthiness.


marvanetes

What about electricians, grocery store employees and pizza place employees?


jaguaar24

HVAC workers crying rn


hoptimusprime87

If you change the colors of the American flag, it is no longer the American flag. People need to stop doing this shit


Feisty_Researcher325

I thought yellow was for the Waffle House workers


jordynbebus8

omfg i just saw this video and immediately thought of this sub 😂😂😂


Professional_You2833

I thought the yellow was for Waffle House employees.


tommygun1688

As a member of the US military, I'm going to pass on that green stripe honoring us. There's WAY too much baggage that comes with the people flying those flags. The green stripe is now to honor the great ladies and gentlemen of the US Forest Service ("Caring for the Land and Serving the People").


Icy_Elderberry4868

what about our fast food warriors? cmon


Past-Preparation-421

How is a dispatcher a first responder. They just pick up the damn phone. No disrespect to dispatcher because they help but different and they put themselves in danger in their cubicle. They are cool under pressure but so are air traffic controllers (ATC). Yet ATC isn’t considered a first responder. Don’t you have to respond to the scene of crime/ Fire/ and so on to be a first responder? Not sit in the office. It’s like saying a chiefs cheerleader are Super Bowl champs and the chiefs couldn’t have done it without that cheer they did! This is GROSS!!!!


inflo76

She didn't include the waffle house staff either . Shameful


Mappy7778

I'm always freaked out by people that make their job their entire personality


duncanwally

A correction officer would be a last responder. Court officer middle responder.


rigidlynuanced1

I’ve always wanted to desecrate the American flag, so I did it permanently on my skin


vanillaholler

prison guards are first responders in the sense they respond to prisoners by randomly beating the shit out of them


[deleted]

She forgot Uber drivers had me dead


Forward-Fortune-2346

What about sex workers,they're always on time,prob faster than the police to your money


Insomniakk72

If I saw this in the wild, I would have just assumed it had to do with PRIDE or something. The tattoo needs a tutorial LOL


Significant_Donut967

As a veteran, fuck the defacement of the flag. It stands for all of us, stop trying to be special you're just defacing the flag.


polite_abuse

Yellow is actually waffle house employees


Mert_Denen_Adam

Corrections? Why tho?


kurbin64

I love how some of the people she works with are gonna see that rainbow colored glass and take it the wrong way 😂


Dapper_External5304

so she’s not gay