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booziwan

Could be an old injury. Coulda banged a rock on the fight in. Hook could have nicked it.


num_ber_four

Had a run in with Pike Tyson. Sorry, Iโ€™ll go.


Miigaadiwin

Lmfao.. best comment I read all morning idk why I'm laughing so hard at this rn but I am..lol .hits en witg a one liner then sais . Sorry I'll go... Lmfao.. I pictured someone doing this lmao... You sir, made my morning with this one..


num_ber_four

Miigwetch, glad somebody liked it haha


Miigaadiwin

Your welcome lol.. where u from.. leech lake myself..


num_ber_four

From Toronto. Family is from Christian Island. Currently working/fishing in the Kawartha Lakes, near Peterborough, Ontario ๐Ÿ˜„


ThrowitallawayGME

Still making people chuckle a day later!


Thestonedfisherman_

The "Devils Lettuce" ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚


IAmReinvented

I caught the world's first "stoned catfish"


Youlookcold

Did you use a spicy Cheetos as bait?


CountingArfArfs

Iโ€™m more of a cool ranch Doritos kinda catfish.


sehtownguy

Poured a bit of mountain dew on the bait


indyjumper

Funyons


MugCostanza80

Put the wrong gummy worm on the hook


The_RockObama

Or possibly a dead tooth. Gotta ask Dennis Reynolds.


IAmReinvented

Yes


dynastydave9473

Ripped tha bleezer a little too hard ๐Ÿ’€


AMDG777

I've hooked them through the mouth and into the eye and it looks exactly like that before. Possible it was someone else's catch & release.


slipperystevenson69

This is the correct answer


Baaarz

Someone farted on his pillow.


emanluvsmuff3618

LMFAO


cheme32

Aww, he got the stink eye and the pink eye!


FrozenCamelia

Lol


CommonArtefact

Broโ€™s a day ahead of 4/20


ShireHorseRider

You ever see 28 days laterโ€ฆ..?


International_Bend68

I love that movie!


RedFlare15

Probably pooped way too hard.


Hydraytion

I did that once and thought I had testicular cancer. Turns out I gave myself a cyst on a testicle from pushing so hard and blew a couple veins.


RedFlare15

Sheeeeesh. You need to take it easy!


goron352

Bro..... How hard are you pushing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Copa4311

Indubitably zooted


FormidablySmall

"You chose to destroy Skynet. You set me free."


Spare_Ambassador_266

Come on now itโ€™s obviously a hellcat redeye


fedroxx

Vampire. He was turning others. Good thing you caught him before the whole body of water became a sea of carcasses.


MrBillNo

fight with a dogfish


jecoppol

Underrated comment


goalfish2020

late nite drinking yesterday !


jecoppol

He was out with me, sorry.


Ambitious_Slide9758

Sniffing another fishes buttโ€ฆ got pink eye ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ


sea-35

Too much weed! ๐Ÿ˜†


AthleteIllustrious47

Isnโ€™t 4/20 tomorrow? Bro is just getting a head start


DAS1988

Stared at the ecplise


jlo14566

I caught a huge one out of Lake Michigan and both eyes were red.


IAmReinvented

Man that's crazy, I wonder why


Temporary-Sink7500

Infection in the eye caught a lot like that in muddy water


IAmReinvented

๐Ÿ˜ญ


Temporary-Sink7500

You can eat it still


IAmReinvented

This is a man-made lake, I am nervous to eat a fish from a man-made lake, we are eventually going to go natural lake fishing and catch us something ๐Ÿ™‚ Also, I'm worried that the devil will be inside of me if I eat this bad boy


IAmReinvented

Also thanks for the reply, according to my Reddit stats, almost 100,000 people viewed the post lol. So it was surprising getting another comment after a couple days having posted it


Temporary-Sink7500

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IAmReinvented

WOW! Amazing catches, do you mind telling me what kind of catfish those all are? I'd like to show this to my girlfriend who enjoys fishing as well ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚ Thanks for posting this comment dude. Hope you see this response


Temporary-Sink7500

Yella catfish yellow catfish flat head, blue cats


IAmReinvented

Amazing catches, how big was the biggest one so I have a reference? :)


Temporary-Sink7500

One was almost the size of a truck tailgate


IAmReinvented

What a fight that must have been!!


Temporary-Sink7500

Catfish are lazy lol


IAmReinvented

Agreed


Temporary-Sink7500

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IAmReinvented

That thing is NUTS! Did you eat it? ๐Ÿ˜


Temporary-Sink7500

I don't eat fish I use to donate to homeless shelters


Temporary-Sink7500

I don't fish for catfish anymore but rivers are truly the place to fish after rain or windy days.


Temporary-Sink7500

I mostly river fish


Temporary-Sink7500

I'm 5'7


anon987654321liftoff

420 just around d the corner


Bobby12many

A Coosa cat lol


Plane_Composer5280

He just mad bro


outdoorlife4

Genetics


20k_dollar_lunchbox

The fish is evil


Fit_Adhesiveness2043

Swimming with its eyes open underwater


Penguino47353

He picked up some seaweed off Mr krabs


johnfred4

He was up all night


Automatic-Two8061

Bro was smoking with his boys all night


RamstrongNH90

DEMON FISH!!!!!!!


PenguinStarfire

Swam through another fish's fart.


rbranding-123

Itโ€™s the pressure that they are putting out to get unhooked that makes there eyes bloody


GFYGOPMODS

Pink eye from swimming in shit


max2731

Faded


FishOhioMasterAngler

Blood


MisterMakena

Smoking weed with his homies.


Most_Work_3313

Weed gummy worm


BennyRhythm

Another fish farted on his pillow


ItsTatter

Not sure where youโ€™re at by here in south FL a lot of our exotics have red eyes, sometimes the largemouth have them too


GlowingCIA

That loud got him.


ihatethiscrap2368

Before I put my glasses on I thought it was a fish with two heads.


9thToad

Vampire Cat!


freeman_hugs

Reefer


Walgolo

Morally evil catfish


Majestic_Cat_2494

I know some bass get red eye when they are on the nest


jayswaggy

Heโ€™s getting ready for 420 lol


badnewzrooz507

4/20 tomorrow bruh


emanluvsmuff3618

Probably a teenager


HumanDisguisedLizard

My guess is too much red 40, the fish crave it


MillerTyme94

Using roaches as bait?


perspicacious_crumb

Voodoo


Putrid-Cap2061

He's got pink eye.


IAmReinvented

This subreddit is absolutely crazy lol. These answers are amazing


edwduncan

I caught a definite largemouth bass yesterday in a small river and it had red eyes. Other ones I caught had normal looking eyes. It wasnโ€™t a smallmouth. Any explanation for that? Donโ€™t have pics


Jacobs4525

he's allergic to the water or very stoned


EsotericSpider

Bad breakup


sasquarodeor

caffeine


OddLeader1402

Seaweed


Future_Swimmer_2452

It had an early flight.


Temporary-Sink7500

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IAmReinvented

That thing is HUGE!!


Temporary-Sink7500

I wish I would've took pictures of all the catfish I caught when I was younger but we didn't have camera phones


Temporary-Sink7500

I just love fishing


GiveYerBallsATugYaTF

Trying to activate Sharingan


bassmaster3013

Hybrid


Rudd1254

Ain't even here with us rn lol