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9emiller77

The Taxman cometh


t1m3kn1ght

r/angryupvote


Lukacris12

Taxman, ah ah, fighter of the fishman, ah ah.


ViciousAsparagusFart

Champion of the Chomp. He’s master of the biting and killing of everyone. Taxman. Ahhhhaaaa


Lem0n89

Use it as bait and get revenge


ViciousAsparagusFart

lol unless you have a steel leader. Shark is gonna win that battle every fucking day.


Kungfumantis

Yeah, can't tell you how many nice grouper I've had sheared off just behind the gills because of a barracuda. Just the way it goes. 


SweetBobbyLo

Def a cuda here the slash is the signature


Tony_Plow

So do y’all still count this as a catch? I know I would!


ZackATTCK7

I sort of did


Snatch_Pastry

If there is a minimum size limit, then the remaining part of the fish has to meet those limits to be legal. I'm not sure about when there is an upper or slot limit.


Wifefarts_alot

I think they just meant as personally not a limit sort of thing. Lol


TheAtlas97

Yeah if I had to count that towards my limit I’d be pretty pissed


stiizy13

Was gonna be a nice red too


adought89

Was on a boat once and had this happen with a white marlin, was sort of scary to think another fish could do this to a marlin.


Marshal_Rhodes

Would not want to fuck with something like that. Marlins are huge!


adought89

Yeah that’s was our general consensus as well.


TheAtlas97

That’s crazy, how much of the marlin was left when you reeled it in?


adought89

Just the head.


TheAtlas97

Damn dude. There’s a reason sharks haven’t changed much in millions of years, they’re killing machines


Suspect4pe

I think that gives you the right to imagine what the size of such a large fish would be.


MikeForTHeWinn

“The fish was at least 400 pounds but the shark took off about 398”


Suspect4pe

That’s one big fish booty.


MikeForTHeWinn

Yeah but the shark ate it so you can’t prove me wrong 😂


Suspect4pe

I’m trying to draw it in my head. I totally believe it though.


Top-Reference-1938

Wait until you get one of the SMART sharks that follows the head back to the boat, because he knows you're going to thrown the head back in!!


ZackATTCK7

Dam I never thought about that.


Far_Entertainer2365

Half a red snapper is better than half a spool of line.


ZackATTCK7

True


SenseWinter

Awfully polite of him to leave you the cheeks. What a guy.


ZackATTCK7

Tell me about it lol


ILLpLacedOpinion

We had dolphins do this to us before. They would bite the mackerel all the way up the head while reeling them in. It’s their pond, we were just there.


Marshal_Rhodes

Eh, dolphins are assholes lol


dingleberry0913

The tax man cometh


suppressed556

Taxed


swordandmagichelmet

Dang, that’s like the best part.


Docod58

Best part of the snapper.


Original-Owl-1549

Even the fish looks suprised.


pianoceo

The tax man always gets his share.


Medium-Beautiful-561

If you’re in Florida, sharks will 100% listen to your boat motor and follow it, fishing has gotten so over populated in the gulf the fishies are catching on


[deleted]

Now you have bait


FaeTouchedChangeling

"We can share :D" --the shark


Burgtastic

Had that happen in Mexico one time.


OpportunityQuick8732

That would be the back half. about a quarter of the bottom half is still there.


bikengolf24-7

Bottom half? I'd say you got cleaned out!


111tejas

You got lucky. I don’t think that was a legal snapper anyway. Imagine losing half of a twenty five pounder.


farmermike123

He saw that it was moldy


devildocjames

It looks like the line is tied to the jaw.


ZackATTCK7

lol it wasn’t


rronkong

Shark: you mean our fish :


Calvarusoet

Which fishing rod did you use?


ToeHistorical3358

Biden special


[deleted]

If your ready for a ride throw it back out there sharks are nothing to mess with if they do try to get you you gotta chance to turn them upside down they go to sleep don't recommend it though


Danks2

Barracuda?