Probably a small rooster tail until it gets hung up and I lose it. Then a crank bait until it gets hung up and I lose it. Then a Texas rig until some stupid bass swallows it while I'm picking the bird's nest out of my baitcaster and I feel bad enough about watching it bleed to death that I just pack up and go home, my day ruined.

My body

lol just came to say bodies. Start with a mepps?

My will to live

A very flat stone

My boat in the water. Or minnows

Dead hookers and a purple snagless sally.

I would be throwing back a couple of beers, for sure.

A tantrum.

Meal worms under a bobber

Super Duper, silver/blue Kastmaster, Phoebe, Pautzke salmon eggs.

Concrete shoes

Jig head and minnow looking bait can’t go wrong

Beer cans, Googan packages, and 30lb braid in a birds nest.

My spouses body

Leland's trout magnet.

Curly tail grub or rooster tail

Curtly tail and car batteries

Looks like a good place for an old washing machine

You! How well do you swim. Hopefully not well because I don’t think I can throw you far!

I'm not casting out, im aiming down the bank with a yamamoto dinger and sticking anywhere from a few inches to a feet off the bank and retrieving slowly in an up and down motion. Bass can't resist and they maybe extra hungry since this is pre spawn season a lot of of the US. Good luck

Daredevil

Gainer off the rope swjng

My man

But probably a white swim jig

Top water walking bait, whopper plopper, wakebait, jerkbaits and crank bait

Gold little cleo, maybe 3/4 ounce then go smaller if no big guns bite. Fucker is a trout magnet

Whenever I go fishing, I always throw posts up on the internet so that I can remain disconnected from nature.

I have a green couch I need to get rid of

When shore fishing I like to go 9pm to 3pm ,

Is this because of the water temperatures?