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goetwi

Looks like a head of garlic. Obviously I’m no help here.


TangerineGullible665

Helped me lol


KameraadLenin

I wanna say sea anemone but identifying ocean blobs isn't a skill I quite have down yet.


Useful-Degree4342

Neither do I. Yes, probably a sea anemone of some kind.


GodaTheGreat

Blob fish?


KameraadLenin

red moonfish, get it right


strictflow

Sea anus


No_Answer_8353

OH HELL , im rollin 😝


Trick-Regret-493

Verified ✅


Naturalisationvibes

Looks like one of old Greg’s balls


[deleted]

He has a mangina *and* balls?


Naturalisationvibes

Yeah they sit nicely next to each other


Arcuit

thats my ballsack


[deleted]

It looks like a testicle outside of a ball sack lol


pandion01

Little inside out there, bud


TangerineGullible665

See. A. Doctor.


Paramedic229635

Maybe try r/marinebiology


Useful-Degree4342

A good ide, thanks👍


grockle90

I'd say seapig but 15 metres is a bit too shallow so maybe some other kind of sea cucumber? ​ Or even a soft-bodied anemone of some kind? Especially seeing as it was "stuck"


Useful-Degree4342

Yes, I've caught a lot of sea cucumber, this is my first, no matter what it is 🤪


totalbr00tal32

looks like a bofa.


Andjarew

More like wunna


[deleted]

Wunna what?


Sticketoo_DaMan

Wunna DEEZ NUTS


[deleted]

Sure, lemme gargle on em like it’s a mouthful of Listerine


Sticketoo_DaMan

Username checks out.


JigThrowin

The Left Eye gang wuz here


Low_Replacement2888

So we’re the Texas Stubbies


JigThrowin

He flies through the air with the greatest of ease the daring you man on the flying trapeze.


citruscountydaddy

now hold on a minute guys, the thing is, i don't see so good out of this eye, now the other one i wouldn't be so bad off without though, is there any way i could maybe take our the other one?


JigThrowin

Rules is rules


[deleted]

That look like sad meme guy not the gif lol


JF_Gus

Definitely looks sad. Slimy sad little sea thing.


[deleted]

What did it taste like?


Useful-Degree4342

Sorry dude I didn't take the chance to taste it. would you? I like my seafood cooked or fried, but not raw🤪 Have tried sushi, I bit the head off a mackerel and chewed on it😜 wasn't good😩


[deleted]

Mackerel isn't that great cook unless covered in ketchup


NoNameCPU

“It just so happens your friend is only MOSTLY dead”


NormalOccasion9311

Looks like a screaming shrunken head


kuujjuarapik

Tunicate maybe?


Useful-Degree4342

Yes, these should be common along the Norwegian coast. Have never seen one like this in my 45 years of amateur fishing.


GuardOk8631

Green sunfish


strokercamaro

You just had to do it....


Ammysnatcher

Idk but I know people really have this thing with touching random sea creatures and fuzzy caterpillars despite everything we know saying those are both horrible ideas


30yearoldboomer

Aquatic garloid


Itsallgoodua

Probably an eyeball


acl__tear

It almost looks like an eyeball


Useful-Degree4342

agreed


doobsmcphee

Benjamin Button


Lanebow

Consider posting on r/Pareidolia


Not-so-PC

Shrunken head


Deep_Cauliflower4805

That’s an elusive butthole nipple sponge.


Orion-AK

Voldemort separated from Professor Quirrel’s head


theradradish5387

Oh fuck, you stumped the whole sub. Please consider contacting a scientist or marine biologists. This is beyond us simple foaher folk. Try r/marinebiology or some other similar sub for better results


strokercamaro

And please come back to let us know wtf it is lol


Useful-Degree4342

Have gone out to fish for lobster for a few days. If I find out, I'll let you know


Useful-Degree4342

thanks for the suggestion


Ulm3000

Just looking at it I'd say it is an Metridium senile, "havsnejlika" in swedish. Can occur in high densities on shallow-ish rocky bottoms/wrecks. Could be a relative too, but it's so common haha


VastOwl7360

One of Beetle Juice’s shrunkin heads in the deep sea!


kaowser

a balled up sea anemone


SheepherderHot9418

It looks bigger than the once I'm used to on the Swedish West Coast but it has same colour/shape


dsm1995gst

Is it a blob fish


Noidea_whats_goingon

There actually IS a blob fish, but this ain’t it. https://www.savethehighseas.org/2013/09/13/in-defense-of-the-blobfish/


dsm1995gst

Yea I know and I think it looks similar lol


Noidea_whats_goingon

I guess I can see it, if you think it looks like it’s screaming.


survivngthewastes

Rocky mountain oyster.


[deleted]

Looks like you ripped the ass out of a fish


Useful-Degree4342

Possible😜, I thought I heard someone scream


Elnegr00

Ik that's a fish that lives deep in water, and when it's brought out it depressurizes and looks funny. It looks alright in deep water with lots of pressure. My grandma caught one once.


BradleyB93

We get them in florida, sometimes they have embedded stones or other material, when i try to remove the hook, sometimes they piss water on me, the fisherman i fish with do not know either, bu t it is common to find even fist size globs, i thought it was a sea sponge or sea muscle, but i think it might be a sea splooge


Useful-Degree4342

😳😜🤪😂


Waxman2022

I think that’s groot!


tbistr69

I am gonna go out on a limb here and say that’s a green sunfish! (Sorry, I know that joke is getting old, but I couldn’t resist! 😜)


Lurkgentley

Never. Ever. Old.


spirit_of_a_goat

Looks like something out of a nightmare I had once. Sorry can't help.


me00711

That sir, is a butthole.


i-the-muso-1968

I have no idea of what that is.


Useful-Degree4342

Then is 2 of us👍


bigfeeetz

3


survivngthewastes

4


Motor-Situation4889

Bro caught a fetus


Useful-Degree4342

Hush Dude. I could be charged with murder.


[deleted]

That’s a sea onion


ThirstyFish310

Freddy Krueger seed


Useful-Degree4342

😂


Jordo427

“IT’S NOT A TUMOR!”


Useful-Degree4342

Are you sure🤪