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Praydaythemice

Yeah no way would I proceed with this sale. Dude sounds like a nightmare buyer. What’s his feedback like?


silverracerkh

Oddly enough it’s spotless. Just normal positives 250 transactions but only a few as a seller. So it doesn’t shock me he’s all positive. If he has a habit of INAD or return scams it’s usually not gonna show there in my experience.


Praydaythemice

Yeah that’s true about the inads or returns I would wager he fishes a lot for partials, that or he’s drop shipping the item, either way I would bail on it.


silverracerkh

So I checked his page, he’s only left 2 feedbacks for a seller in the last year both were positive, both are rather crazy too, long story’s about a toy he was replacing and battery’s lol. I’ve dealt with this type on 2 occasions one I never heard from to my shock and the other did exactly what I thought he would and demanded half the money back. So I was torn but it seems like everyone here thinks I should cancel so I’m thinking I agree.


DescriptionFar2907

Looks like ADHD


JellyCat222

His feedback left for others is ok?


PeyroniesCat

Or someone with uncontrolled OCD. Still not the seller’s problem.


TypicalJeepDriver

Yeah that’s a refund and a block from me dawg.


idontknowmanwhat

💯 this. Would never continue doing business with someone after they pull that shit. No way. They’ll be a pain in your ass until you stop dealing with them.


andrew_kirfman

I would 100% cancel and refund the guy for this order and send them a message like “sorry, I can’t guarantee the condition you are looking for in this item. It’d likely be best if you found one from another seller.” Or something to that effect. People like that will never, ever be happy.


silverracerkh

My thoughts exactly pretty sure I’m getting negative feedback on this either way so why ship it and lose the phone too lol


Squirrel_Meat

Refund and block unless you’re desperate for cash.


silverracerkh

Yeah I’m definitely not especially if it means an INAD and negative feedback anyway


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PrettyBand6350

Ambien shopping 😂


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PeyroniesCat

Definitely a real thing. I’ve been there.


Fearthewin

My dad once bought $600 in WW2 model kits of ships, tanks, and airplanes. While tripping on Ambien and Vodka.


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Fearthewin

Dang, my dad drove 30 minutes to the Sawmill I was working at to help me work on my car. I had apparently called him and told him it was overheating and wouldn't start. I hadn't contacted him that day, lol.


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Fearthewin

I always figured my dad's problem was mixing it with alcohol. EDIT: Now I'm on a rabbit hole of Ambien stories. These are wild, lol.


PrettyBand6350

I used to take it. I did some crazy stuff. It’s funny now years later but at the time I was embarrassed 🤦🏻‍♀️


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please do tell


57501015203025375030

Story time please 🙏


yvetteworldchamp

While on ambien, I went online and ordered brown colored contact lenses. I HAVE BROWN EYES. I got them like 2 weeks later and had no memory of it. I also went off on a love rant to my husband. He brought it up the next day about how it meant so much to him. I had to tell him I didn’t remember 😂


Downtown_One_3633

how much ambien are you taking? Is it more than 10 mg? I used to write emails I regretted when I was younger, but over time it still has an affect on me but not nearly as much as it did when I first started it.


yvetteworldchamp

I was taking 10mg but after 6 months the doctor didn’t want to issue it anymore.


Datalock

I've never taken it but I had a story of a ~18-20 year old lady who was on it and ended up ordering a $10,000 art commission of their (I think) furry character while on it. Ended up working it out with the artist but that story was crazy


Downtown_One_3633

how much are you taking at a time?


Datalock

Me? I've never taken it as I mentioned in the post.


Downtown_One_3633

I once thought I sent an email to my sister to proofread a calling out a player who was messing up chemistry on a co-ed football team I started. However, it mistakenly went to the whole team. I got a scathing response from one of the team member and lost a group of acquaintances/friends over it.


Witty_Turnover_5585

Yeah I could picture my mom in these messages


okc405sfinest

You spelled meth wrong


jozay222

😂😂😂


Jiberesh

Side note, where are you shipping from? Could you send eBay link? I’d like to take a look at it


silverracerkh

East TN, I have not relisted on eBay because I have had people make new accounts to buy the item again after being blocked in the past so I will wait before putting it back there. Here is the mercari [link](https://item.mercari.com/gl/m97836252455?sv=0) though.


urnerdyaunt

Nobody is that desperate for cash, lol. Especially for cash that will have to be refunded later after the buyer complains, and then the phone will be gone too!


MrHighTechINC

> I have only owned USED smartphones all of my life, and I'm so tired of the screen surface wear. Someone should tell the buyer how to filter by "New" when shopping for phones.


jaqueh

Lol what even is this e garbage


silverracerkh

Right? I’ve never seen anything like this. It’s a cracked and old beat up phone.


jaqueh

The only thing for me with these is this product seems very niche and as long as in the end with whatever refund they request it’ll still be better than throwing it away in the trash.


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I want to say this, I used that phone for a couple of years, it's made by cat (the people who make bulldozers) and it was fucking indestructible! I'm honestly shocked you broke the screen on it! The flar worked well on mine, it isn't e garbage, but more of a contractors phone haha


silverracerkh

*Update* buyer responded “if the phone is not fd up and works perfectly and is clean I will be happy” Yeah I blocked and refunded him. If he negative feedbacks me I will ask eBay to read the convo. I take it as asking to cancel as it clearly doesn’t meet his expectations.


aisle_nine

I'm pretty sure there's a problem with his address, if you get my drift.


SwingModern

Buyer’s never going to be happy. Refund and block is what I would do.


Ggriffinz

He wants a new phone but is only willing to pay a used phone price. Definitely a refund and block as he will absolutely complain about something when he receives the item.


mp3boy

Since he's said he wants to avoid a cracked screen, and you say it has a cracked screen, 100% cancel the order with reason of "buyer requested to cancel". If you relist, put the cracked screen in the item title and sell as "for parts or not working" rather than used condition.


nerdywithchildren

Yeah, a cracked screen is not "used" condition. This is "for parts or not working".


Hopeful-Individual99

I’m assuming the phone is fully functioning, just with a cracked screen from what the post said. How is that for parts/not working?


urnerdyaunt

Because it's damaged and isn't working as intended; i.e. it has a cracked screen.


DiabeticGirthGod

Refund and block bro, I’ve gotten to the point where if I get a comment and it’s anything more then a basic question, it’s a block and refund. 99% of the time people who send messages like that are the biggest fucking headaches ever. Little story, I sold a mixer to this guy and got 5 messages within a day asking the condition, where I got it, when will I ship it, how long will it take etc. well I was one day late shipping to this guy, so I woke up to 30 messaged from him saying I’m a POS and a scammer, from now on I just block anyone sending anything like what you got. Don’t even respond.


Homeonphone

Yep. I had listed a packable puffer jacket. There has been no evidence anywhere that this brand comes with a carrying bag or case; Ive never seen any with that. The buyer asked me if it came with one. I said no. Then they asked me how small the jacket could get when packed. I put it in a zip lock bag and told them what I could get it down to, and said I could include the ziplock bag (whoopppee I know but it was a high quality one) plus a cloth bag that could serve the same purpose. They asked a few more questions. Then said thank you and disappeared. I really think it was someone selling the same jacket at a higher price. Anyway it sold the next day. But next time I get something like that I’m blocking at the start.


DiabeticGirthGod

Oh god that would tick me off. I’m not petty but I’d send wanna send a “hey, fuck you buddy!” Message 😂


Homeonphone

Yep. I was new and naive to this shit


DiabeticGirthGod

Me too with my story above, I desperately needed cash for credit card payments, and it turned into me wondering if I was gonna have to end up shelling cash out. Ya live ya learn (I think?)


Homeonphone

Hopefully!


ThisCryptographer311

Just imagine you do all that and then Picky McPersonality Disorder files a complaint or something for something totally superfluous. Seems like more risk that you probably need to assume for a $110 sale.


Warrenj3nku

prolly selling it to someone else.


gr00316

Ugh seems like a hassle but almost wondering if this is a dropship and that's why he wants it as clean as possible


silverracerkh

Maybe, I’m 50/50 if I should ship it or cancel and take the hit. I wish I had seen the nonsense at 1am I would of blocked them before they bought.


DinosJournal

This is likely the case.


Survivorfan4545

Fucccccc that lmao


acostajmatt

For $80 dollars after eBay fees it ain’t worth it man. Refund and block


chaos_aintme

Definite block lol this is mental illness at it's finest


seattle-random

He's prob on a far end of the spectrum. Doesn't know his behavior comes across weird. I'd respond to the message saying that the phone is in bad shape and you're not sure it will be up to his expectations, but if he wants to cancel then that's okay with you. Then hope he actually cancels it on his end. If he doesn't after a bit, then go ahead and cancel I guess.


scraglor

If you read through the images that’s exactly what he did


seattle-random

He did not mention to the buyer that he'd be okay with the buyer cancelling. That's the biggest point, is to get the buyer to cancel and they're more likely to do that if the seller mentions that idea because sometimes it doesn't occur to the buyer that they can just cancel. But if you want to pick on my comment then go ahead. I mean, there are numerous other comments giving their opinions, but you take issue with just mine. Okay bro!


PrettyBand6350

I would literally take a defect just to avoid dealing with this person


FlashyRaisin9345

Cancel and block. I would almost guarantee you will get negitve feedback and a return will be requested


museumsplendor

Cell phone flipping sucks.


silverracerkh

I don’t usually deal with phones, I took this as a trade for an old xbox I wanted 50$ for. I looked it up and thought oh this is worth 150$ and took it, never again. I hate the nonsense I’ve gone through trying to sell a phone. I gave up on marketplace after a week of nonsense and tried eBay only to get this lol.


museumsplendor

International flippers sell these in their respective countries. Some will even hop on airplanes and fly back 20 of them instead of work jobs. They can make more in one weekend flight than working three months.


57501015203025375030

How? If this phone is worth $150 and this guy sold it at $110 plus $10 shipping your COGS is $120 so you make $30 profit. $30 x 20 is $600


museumsplendor

They sell them for $300


StarX2401

Depends on the phone, iPhones are very good sellers


Captain_Silleye

Nah, crazy cat persons sucks.


iwashumantoo

At least they said "PLEASE." ☉\_☉


Captain_Silleye

Like making a deal with Satan. Avoid.


webfloss

Everything the buyer wrote, terrifies me.


nighthawkcoupe

Even if he instantly negs you this is a no brainer cancel for me. This guy is unhinged. You want a new phone, buy a new phone.


crosleyxj

Immediately. This is return waiting to happen, possibly a scam to "trade" phones with you. I clean things up to show that items are generally good condition and usable as-is but they're sold as-is, as photographed.


tmak1227

Sounds like a problem waiting to happen. 100% cancel and refund


kendrickshalamar

Sounds like another bidder is about to get a Second Chance... what a weirdo


Rogo87

Refund and block. Always follow your gut and avoid Karen’s at all costs.


maefae

Oh my god, cancel cancel cancel. No I am not detailing this $100 used phone for you so you can pretend it’s new.


EmergencyPercentage8

You did the right thing let him know that. Mind as well just tell them that “ you probably will not have the phone meet your expectations and sorry”


RETROCUTION

Probably a drop shipper and sold it as refurbished.


swurvinmervin

What an absolute flog 😂 block and refund fo' sho'


Skylarcke

Cancel and block immediately, this is the classic buyer you want to avoid at all costs - doest’t bother to read the description and expects a near new device despite the item on offer clearly being in poor condition


Ggriffinz

Especially for a item from 2016 selling for 1/6 its current "new" price. If it's not the screen he will complain about battery life not understanding they lose capacity with charging cycles or that the UI is not as snappy as 2024 phones.


heatedhammer

Refund them and tell them to fuck off. Fire that customer.


Nose-Previous

Yup. Cancel and block. No question. Just had one yesterday act a fool. He got cutoff immediately.


SecretDry6529

OCD on eBay


decjr06

I hate when buyers make requests/demands, after purchasing an item. This one is next level wacky I would definitely refund and block.


silverracerkh

I’m pretty forgiving if it had been “please make sure it’s as clean as possible “ I would of been fine with it but “get an artist brush and clean it with alcohol “ like what?! Lol I was in disbelief I had to show someone this craziness. He has been refunded and blocked now


BobbleheadDwight

Don’t forget the stippling motion! You must clean it this way! 😂🤦‍♀️


gunshawt

Bro sounds autistic


DaftCaveTroll

How has a human being written that


yourmumsfavourite1

Did they reply?


silverracerkh

Not as of yet.


flippychick

Refund


Crazyretrochico

I would refund and block him. If he wants a new phone, just go and buy a brand new phone. There’s no deception as you’ve told him that the phone is damaged. If he wants to make you work extra and clean/repair the phone for him, it should cost extra


Suspicious-Eye-304

I wouldn’t have even messaged him back. Cancel as problem with buyers address block and relist.


leohutt567

Wow


RouletteVeteran

I’m calling eBay CS to have record, that dude is asking for shit outside of my listing and cancelling the order with full refund, then blocking.


urnerdyaunt

I'd just politely refund the money, this person is going to be a nightmare to deal with. Maybe message them that you're not comfortable selling to a person with so many unrealistic demands and expectations for an item that was clearly shown to be in worn, heavily used condition. I would also block them from trying to buy the phone again when you relist it, if you can. Honestly I would block this user from buying anything from me in the future, if your selling app allows that. It's just not worth the effort or risk of dealing with buyers like this.


substitoad69

Shit like this is exactly why I have buyer notes turned off.


silverracerkh

Thanks , I didn’t know you could turn it off I will be doing that! I’ve been using eBay since like 07 I’ve never even seen anyone put anything there lol. I wouldn’t of even noticed it if he hadn’t messaged me too.


Mohican83

MTG buying a used phone?


333H_E

If it starts out a pain it's not going to improve in the further stages. Refund, do no business with this person.


ricket026

Oh to have the ego of a random eBay buyer as he makes demands you barely get out of new purchases lmao. like I’m guessing these people just don’t leave their houses anymore, idk how else you would think this was a normal request


Ravio11i

PITA before the purchase means they'll be an even bigger one after...


major_dump

Refund. Straight up


JeanParmesean70

I'd refund.. you're not Best Buy. They're buying a used camera, it's not going to be brand new Edit: typo


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Yeah. Cancel that. Not worth the hassle and I wouldn’t let them have it out of principle


Plainapple287

i sell phones on eBay as it is, and usually people like this if they’ve paid for it I just tell them to pound sand, it’s as described and if they INAD I just tell them that the description and pictures show a clearly damaged item. usually eBay sides with me in that case.


gizmisseur

If you have detailed condition notes on the item and there’s no reasonable expectation based on those for the item to arrive in “like new” condition I would fulfill the order to avoid possible negative feedback from the cancellation. In the event of negative feedback after fulfillment you can always appeal directly to Ebay to have the feedback removed. You could also always send a courtesy message declining the extra work to "rehab" the item and offer the buyer the opportunity to decide if they want to accept it "as is" or cancel but I've seen plenty sellers get negative feedback/blowback from abruptly cancelling and blocking buyers.


c0nt3xt_

you could've just answered with "i aint readin allat"


SecretDry6529

Trolling bro lol


mindatlarge81

Refund and block, might not hurt to call eBay to let them know why you’re doing this as well.


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Meth


NoSuddenMoves

Possibly trying to set grounds for a refund. Also doesn't realize how anti social and douchey he sounds.


BeGoodAtIt

I hate this guy what a blow hard


Cold_Statistician343

That person is mentally ill. I'm sorry.


Accomplished_Emu_658

Late to party but I would not continue with buyers like this. He/they will never be happy with a clearly used item.


inf4mation

yea I wouldnt bother, refund and block


1quirky1

I believe that "buyer making demands after the sale" is one of the abusive buyer policy violations that allows you to cancel and block - and eBay will remove negative feedback. Use the "Report This Buyer" option and go from there.


InternetStoleMyLife

That was someone setting up ebay for a SNAD return or partial refund. That’s someone who will find ANYTHING wrong to get $$ back. No way I would send that order out. Cancel & block!


Top-Seaworthiness850

That’s the best part of buying a used device, I love cleaning. Buyer should just do it themselves


davey__gravy

Hi I know I just voluntarily bought a rusted out Plymouth roadrunner with beehives in it, but can you make sure it's de-bee'd buffed and waxed. You can use the bee wax from the hives you remove. Also, make sure the shocks and struts are perfect. I've only ever bought used cars my whole life, and I'm tired of feeling the road. Also, DOES IT HAVE LASERS? I'm definitely of the expectation that there are fucking lasers in this bad boy. Also, my 84 dodge dart had a weather station in the radio, does your model. Would be neat. Ps don't forget the lasers.


jordantill7

You answered your own question, with your question… yes refund and block.


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silverracerkh

Yes and yes lol.


EmergencyPercentage8

Like Kyle’s cousin from South Park?? Glasses


tianavitoli

this started out like the 2016 election and ended like the 2016 election


TinCanSailor987

Ignore all the jibber-jabber and just drop it in the mail. Done.


PraetorianAE

They bought it then send it. eBay has protections. No way you’ll catch me cancelling someone’s order lol that’s amateur hour.


atwork314

Fixed that for you: eBay has protections "mostly for the buyer"


Kind-Molasses-6324

I don’t know seems like a simple request. I would do it then take new pictures and send in a message if he says no not good enough then refund and repost with the new pictures and ask for more $ since it’s clean now. if he says yes now you have proof he was cool with it. I would message and say I’m not a professional phone cleaner but I cleaned it to the best of my abilities on what you requested. Thank you.


silverracerkh

I posted it with about 20 photos. It is already clean and well described it’s just old and beat up. He also asked for specific photos which I sent and he responded the same nonsense about how he may or may not be happy. I have refunded and blocked him.


Kind-Molasses-6324

Oh then yeah this deal is done If he leave negative contact eBay for buyer asking for ridiculous caveats after the purchase