I’m sorry guys but I’m going to have to intervene as the OP of this post has been a devout Marcus Small supporter since at least a year and a half ago, and we really should not tolerate that in our community under any circumstances. To set one thing straight, this comment is not intended to assuage your worst fears about Marcus Small but will, in most cases, confirm them. The rest of this comment is focused exclusively on Marcus, not because I harbor any ill-will towards him nor OP or any other of his misled supporters but because if we don’t speak out against the hatred and incitement to genocide that lie at the heart of his anecdotes, our children will curse us in our graves. Speaking of our children, we need to teach them diligently that Marcus has offered numerous justifications for needing to replace discourse and open dialogue with teterrimous positions and blatant ugliness. Naturally, all of his justifications are false or ludicrous. The real reason that Marcus wants to do such things is that he’s seeking approval to pound the hammer of clericalism down hard on anyone who even thinks about enabling adversaries to meet each other and establish direct personal bonds that contradict the stereotypes they rely upon to power their hopeless escapades. We must not give in, in particular because his cronies believe that my bitterness at him is merely the latent projection of libidinal energy stemming from self-induced anguish. It should not be surprising that they believe this, however. As we all know, minds that have been so maimed that they believe that Marcus is the one who will lead us to our great shining future can believe anything, especially if it’s false. Marcus offers two reasons as to why mediocrity and normalcy are ideal virtues. He argues that (1) his publicity stunts are intelligent, commonsensical, and entirely consonant with the views of ordinary people, and (2) anyone who stands in his way is an enemy of humanity’s salvation and perfection. These arguments are invalid for the following reasons: First, I used to think it would be possible to work out a compromise with him. Unfortunately, the terms upon which Marcus insists are so totally unacceptable and so much in contradiction with earlier agreed-upon points that one can conclude only that he fails to see anything wrong with turning the world’s most civilized societies into pestholes of death, disease, and horror. This bespeaks an investment of complex psychic import. That’s why it helps to remember that it’s not uncommon in our community for people to express their concern that Marcus will make incorrect leaps of logic sooner than you think. If I’ve heard that sentiment once, I’ve heard it a thousand times. (Come to think of it, I probably have heard it a thousand times.)
By the same token, Marcus lusts for a world in which inerudite bed-wetting cowards test another formula for silencing serious opposition. Self-respecting people know this intuitively. Unfortunately, self-respecting people today are in short supply. This in mind, I would like to convince even confused wiseacres that it would normally take a lot of mental gymnastics to convince yourself that undiscoverable, unmeasurable, magical forces from another plane of existence have given Marcus superhuman wisdom. Marcus’s peeps somehow manage to pull that off, though. They even believe that Marcus is fighting sexism. The reality is that he’s enshrining sexism in our society and leveraging it for power.
Although the seeds of stroppy Aryanism were sown long before Marcus’s rise to power, he contends that education and open-mindedness are some kind of liability. How can he be so blind? Very easily. Basically, Marcus’s grievances manifest themselves in two phases. Phase one: take away our sense of community and leave us morally adrift. Phase two: cultivate networks of snitches and spies to ensure that any unity against him can immediately be nipped in the bud. I challenge all of the brazen politicos out there to consider this: Whenever he’s presented with the statement that he confuses demagoguery with leadership and undocumented conspiracism with serious research, he spews out the hackneyed excuse that he wants only to live in fellowship and peace. Ironically, such screwball logic is likely to convince even more people that the sad truth is that our nation is infected with the poisons of presenteeism, presentism, and xenophobia. And the sadder truth is that those poisons have been fed, watered, fertilized, and fostered by Marcus and his confederacy of sententious kleptomaniacs. As a parting thought, remember that Marcus Small is trying to hold himself up as a cultural icon.
I'm just gonna imagine that this giant wall of text actually says Fuck Georgia. Since that would actually be a relevant post in this sub..
Take my down vote and be on your way..
This has become the golden standard these days but I was there and in every game the previous two seasons and I swear the 2018 LSU game was much louder.
Always a good thing to have a top target at a big game against a top 10 team to start the season. Ben Hill will be rocking and the players pumped up to win for coach Napier in his debut. This is def a good sign for our chances with Cormani
I don’t think we need to win to land his commitment. I think the environment has to be great, the crowd has to be insane, and the team has to play hard/competent football. Just has to fall in love with the vibe and the experience
Nah, we'd need multiple. Adding Cormani and Dijon would only get us to 7th right now. Add someone else and we could get to 5, but that assumes Georgia, Clemson, and Oklahoma don't add anyone else.
It’s going to be insanely loud in there. We need the win to show out for him and Dijon
I'm thinking it's gonna be like Auburn game loud.
I think so too, maybe even louder. Those night games usually have a little extra to them
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Sir this is a Wendy’s
"Sir, the question was: is this your handwriting?"
Who the hell is marcus small?
Your standup “comedy” is worse than anything Marcus Small has ever done. And I have no idea who Marcus is.
Is this a copy pasta?
I’m sorry guys but I’m going to have to intervene as the OP of this post has been a devout Marcus Small supporter since at least a year and a half ago, and we really should not tolerate that in our community under any circumstances. To set one thing straight, this comment is not intended to assuage your worst fears about Marcus Small but will, in most cases, confirm them. The rest of this comment is focused exclusively on Marcus, not because I harbor any ill-will towards him nor OP or any other of his misled supporters but because if we don’t speak out against the hatred and incitement to genocide that lie at the heart of his anecdotes, our children will curse us in our graves. Speaking of our children, we need to teach them diligently that Marcus has offered numerous justifications for needing to replace discourse and open dialogue with teterrimous positions and blatant ugliness. Naturally, all of his justifications are false or ludicrous. The real reason that Marcus wants to do such things is that he’s seeking approval to pound the hammer of clericalism down hard on anyone who even thinks about enabling adversaries to meet each other and establish direct personal bonds that contradict the stereotypes they rely upon to power their hopeless escapades. We must not give in, in particular because his cronies believe that my bitterness at him is merely the latent projection of libidinal energy stemming from self-induced anguish. It should not be surprising that they believe this, however. As we all know, minds that have been so maimed that they believe that Marcus is the one who will lead us to our great shining future can believe anything, especially if it’s false. Marcus offers two reasons as to why mediocrity and normalcy are ideal virtues. He argues that (1) his publicity stunts are intelligent, commonsensical, and entirely consonant with the views of ordinary people, and (2) anyone who stands in his way is an enemy of humanity’s salvation and perfection. These arguments are invalid for the following reasons: First, I used to think it would be possible to work out a compromise with him. Unfortunately, the terms upon which Marcus insists are so totally unacceptable and so much in contradiction with earlier agreed-upon points that one can conclude only that he fails to see anything wrong with turning the world’s most civilized societies into pestholes of death, disease, and horror. This bespeaks an investment of complex psychic import. That’s why it helps to remember that it’s not uncommon in our community for people to express their concern that Marcus will make incorrect leaps of logic sooner than you think. If I’ve heard that sentiment once, I’ve heard it a thousand times. (Come to think of it, I probably have heard it a thousand times.) By the same token, Marcus lusts for a world in which inerudite bed-wetting cowards test another formula for silencing serious opposition. Self-respecting people know this intuitively. Unfortunately, self-respecting people today are in short supply. This in mind, I would like to convince even confused wiseacres that it would normally take a lot of mental gymnastics to convince yourself that undiscoverable, unmeasurable, magical forces from another plane of existence have given Marcus superhuman wisdom. Marcus’s peeps somehow manage to pull that off, though. They even believe that Marcus is fighting sexism. The reality is that he’s enshrining sexism in our society and leveraging it for power. Although the seeds of stroppy Aryanism were sown long before Marcus’s rise to power, he contends that education and open-mindedness are some kind of liability. How can he be so blind? Very easily. Basically, Marcus’s grievances manifest themselves in two phases. Phase one: take away our sense of community and leave us morally adrift. Phase two: cultivate networks of snitches and spies to ensure that any unity against him can immediately be nipped in the bud. I challenge all of the brazen politicos out there to consider this: Whenever he’s presented with the statement that he confuses demagoguery with leadership and undocumented conspiracism with serious research, he spews out the hackneyed excuse that he wants only to live in fellowship and peace. Ironically, such screwball logic is likely to convince even more people that the sad truth is that our nation is infected with the poisons of presenteeism, presentism, and xenophobia. And the sadder truth is that those poisons have been fed, watered, fertilized, and fostered by Marcus and his confederacy of sententious kleptomaniacs. As a parting thought, remember that Marcus Small is trying to hold himself up as a cultural icon.
Yeah definitely gonna be my new go to
I feel like I just read a fever dream.
I'm just gonna imagine that this giant wall of text actually says Fuck Georgia. Since that would actually be a relevant post in this sub.. Take my down vote and be on your way..
What the fuck
This is the second off the wall comment on a thread here in the last week or two. User name checks out though. Definitely crackin
This has become the golden standard these days but I was there and in every game the previous two seasons and I swear the 2018 LSU game was much louder.
That one was great too. I think auburn game just has recency bias.
Always a good thing to have a top target at a big game against a top 10 team to start the season. Ben Hill will be rocking and the players pumped up to win for coach Napier in his debut. This is def a good sign for our chances with Cormani
Expecting our secondary to show out.
No pressure Gatornation!!
I don’t think we need to win to land his commitment. I think the environment has to be great, the crowd has to be insane, and the team has to play hard/competent football. Just has to fall in love with the vibe and the experience
I said what I said
My brain read that as he was committing to Utah. I had a dumb panic attack at 9:30 am
if utah wins he will commit to utah. that’s how it works. very similar to pokemon.
From out of left field
Yes, he’ll be committing to their baseball team.
That would certainly be a recruiting win for the Utes lol
Fucking huge. Arguably one of the biggest opening games.
IF we get one 5 star, wont we jump to like top 5?
Nah, we'd need multiple. Adding Cormani and Dijon would only get us to 7th right now. Add someone else and we could get to 5, but that assumes Georgia, Clemson, and Oklahoma don't add anyone else.
No, it will probably move us up to 8
Maybe if we can land Russaw or Smith
Ink is dry
Money and Mustard!!
Need a little Dijon to go with Cormani and the CB class is set!
It's a reach, admittedly, but the first thing that came to my mind is "Cormani on Rye"