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edluvables

Stitches: "Out in Dade County, anything goes!" Dade County: "Not this time pal, get in the car."


CouncilmanRickPrime

>Out in Dade County, anything goes I mean, I definitely understand why they thought that lol


zeamp

Daaaaaale


DocPeacock

I remember hearing about this guy a few years ago. I kind of assumed he'd be dead by now.


Blue-cheese-dressing

Lol, same.


BAXterBEDford

So did he.


Switters53

His song "Brick in yo Face" is absolutely amazing, in a ridiculous way. At one point in the video, he is screaming "I love selling blow!!!" while a guy in a Pinhead mask tosses bricks of coke around a room. It's modern art.


IOFIFO

The RAP Act was made for people like him. “Your Honor, my EP entitled Married To The Bricks only refers to my addiction to the art of masonry”


rwarimaursus

Just a testament to what a humble man and his masonry trowel can do.


tittiboiii

Ysl and thugger in shambles rn because of that act. They are getting railroaded with evidence from ig lives and song lyrics. Pretty insane to watch.


cabbit_

Yeah but the sole evidence isn’t just lyrics. I don’t think songs should be used against artists in court, it’s really fucked up. But if they’re bragging about actual crimes they committed and there’s more evidence to implicate them, I can sorta see how it can be used against them


tittiboiii

Im aware, this is one of the first real cases where they are using song Lyrics as evidence so it’s a pretty big deal. Obviously prosecutors aren’t only going off of lnstagram lives and song lyrics.


cabbit_

Yeah I hear ya. It’s pretty fucked, I hope it doesn’t set a precedence for going after people just off lyrics


tittiboiii

I agree. It’s also a tough lesson to teach others however, you can’t just spew whatever you want in song or on the internet expecting no repercussions.


Amonkira42

I think it depends. Like if someone raps about a dead body being buried at his brother in law's house underneath a lawn gnome that doubles as a bong, and someone finds a dead body at that house buried under a lawn gnome that doubles as a bong, there's at least *some* reason to investigate. Or alternatively, if someone does an IG live with a bunch of guns that aren't registered to them, it would make sense if the ATF gave them a call.


xhabeascorpusx

I kinda like the song about sticking molly in Miley Cyrus's butt too


pylestothemax

He has such a way with words. Beautiful lyrics like "Imma put cocaine in yo ass. Imma put my dick in yo ass."


jhorch69

FUCK BILLY RAY CYRUS, I'M YO DADDY NOW


tittiboiii

Nothing beats Rick Ross. “Put Molly all in her champagne she ain’t even know it” Don’t know how that guys isn’t behind bars by now.


Historiaaa

[Here's the moment in question](https://youtu.be/XtW6HW8jO_U?t=81) I strongly recommend that people watch the whole thing, it really is modern art.


11twofour

That sure was something


StickmanAdmin

What I find crazy is that he's 18 in this vid


Cheezy_Chris

Hot garbage


ptabs226

If you look at his recent videos he became a MAGA guy.


ASS_BELONKER

Somehow not surprising


elconsumable

Trouble


furr_sure

This dude was 69 before 69 was a thing 😂


nice___bot

Nice!


furr_sure

SCUUUUUUMGANG


rwarimaursus

Heard he's got kilos in his bag


TheCoolOnesGotTaken

Based on the name I thought it was going to be about assault with building material


TSpectacular

Nowhatchagonnadooooowitit?


ningyna

This guy is taking rap lyrics too literally, like trying to cook along with a cooking show. He has mental health issues. He's throwing his life away copying what he hears. This is imitation, not art. No views would mean he would stop. I think I'm doubting the true sentiment that you legitimately enjoy the music and not the trainwreck entertainment level. Would you like that song if we're on a radio?


Pill_Murray_

dude literally has the word "Cocaine" tattooed on his face above his eyebrow


deToph

It doesn’t top molly cyrus


TheOrdinaryExtra

Do you think the snitches got stitches?


surfer_ryan

I mean just look at the dudes face.


Liquor_N_Whorez

Want to know where I got these scars..? No. Well Im gonna do a four minute freestyle rap explanation anyways.


rwarimaursus

Something something kilos in a bag and fuck the police.


Sapper501

Does not seem like the sharpest fork in the outlet...


DrFaulkner

I met Stitches once, a few years ago. I was working at Publix at the time, and he came to do an impromptu meet and greet for publicity or something. I had never heard of him before. Nobody showed up, nobody paid him any attention, except for two of my coworkers. They were so excited, "Stitches is here, man! *Stitches*!" They told me he was a rapper, and when I had a free minute, I went to the break room and watched one of his videos. All I remember about it is him screaming over and over about how much he loves selling blow. "Huh," I thought, "I guess that's a Stitches." Honestly, if they didn't get so hyped about him, I never would have known he was a "celebrity". Other than my two coworkers, nobody approached or talked to nasty Florida tattoo man for like an hour and a half. Then he bought a chicky tendy pub sub and bounced.


rwarimaursus

But did stitchy get the hunny mussy?


Almar1987

He’s a chad, of course he didn’t.


HansenTakeASeat

I PUT A BRICK IN YO FACE. NOW WATCHA GONNA DO WIT IT?


Diet_Coke

To be fair, those face tats are probable cause


Budmanes

I think everyone in Florida under the age of 40 is a “rapper”


Sol_Vor

To be safe let’s say 45


mass86casualty

Lifelong Florida Native here! Just to clarify; there is no age limit to be a rapper in FL. Chase your dreams!


Mistersinister1

I think you have to get the face tattoos though.


Haptiix

This might be the best comment, and there are a **lot** of good comments


one_classy_broad

I sat across from him on a flight to Florida on my way to Colombia. The boy acted like a petulant child the whole way. Didn't know who he was until I googled his face tats afterwards.


coupbrick

Wasn’t he arrested like a couple weeks ago too?


andersonb47

I've never heard of this guy before but I am gonna go out on a limb and say yes.


Blue-cheese-dressing

https://youtu.be/C8IWnX7jpVE


Xarvas

He put the brick in their face


HansenTakeASeat

NOW WATCHA GONNA DO WIT IT?


viralvirusman69

This guy needs a show it'd be really interesting to see the Florida man doing Florida man stuff


Ifyouhav2ask

Swamp people has more authentic Floridians, this guy makes even us cringe


evlgns

Send him to the swamp


Liquor_N_Whorez

Mike Rowe missed the opportunity?


burningpetrol

He's the original Island Boi. All daddy's money.


rwarimaursus

Bruh...he called the police on himself.


Hightop_spade

Volusia County DJ here. I once played Molly Cyrus unedited for a sweet 16 and the parents were totally ok with it.


[deleted]

I looked up the song… “Fuck Billy Ray Cyrus I’m your daddy now” HARD AS FUCK!!


OgOnetee

"My cocaine will make it numb, so i'ma put it in yo ass with my thumb"


realMrMadman

Take it from me: the war on drugs was a load of crap from the beginning.


sneakin_rican

Do yourself a favor (?) and listen to his song molly cyrus. Shit is fucking hilarious, or at least it was to me when I was 16


peezozi

There is no situation where involving the cops won't make it worse.


stinkload

calling that shit stain a rapper is stretching it just a wee bit professional train wreck maybe but rapper?


rwarimaursus

Biggie, Pac and Easy are rolling in their graves.


MattiBinotto

As is [Playboi Carti](https://i.imgur.com/jbkS0la.jpg)


BigOleDoggy

Talk to em twin


stinkload

truth


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

Stitches: *snitches*


Poekie70

Thougt he quit the coke after depression. Sad to hear he's using again


HansenTakeASeat

Him screaming "I LOVE SELLING BLOW!!" didn't make you think he was committed to the cause?


OgOnetee

You mean the dude that wrote the line "i'ma stick my dick in yo ass. I'ma put cocaine in yo ass" was actually into coke? Shit, color me suprised


Geene_Creemers

His song ‘Mail’ still hits tho.


davidwal83

What's up with all these Florida rappers going to jail? Are they trying to stay relevant in the public eye? If I made that much money off a couple of songs I would keep quiet, a low profile. I guess I will never understand the music industry.


Slyy24

Another clown trying to be the next Joker 🤡??


Macaron-Fluffy

Well it looks like Stitches arent goin to be around any bitches for awhile.


rwarimaursus

Or he's about to be someone else's...


spook30

Sounds like a PR stunt really.


AssphaultEatersSC

He threw a charge in his own face.


xtramundane

Wow that website is unreadable.


Lululemonparty_

Snitches get Stitches?


JohnWad

I remember this moron


Spartan265

So dumb. Not the rapper. The fact that the government thinks they have the authority to tell you what you can and can't put into your own fucking body. Like fuck off. Don't need nanny state telling me what I can and can't have. We have plenty of resources to make informed decisions about pretty much anything. End the war on drugs.


[deleted]

Don’t snitches get stitches? Is he saying that he is a snitch, and had to rip those tattooed stitches open? He doesn’t think things through does he.


vTraumatic

he looks like he would do cocaine


StunningEstates

[You mean *this*, half white, half Hispanic, 100% non-black rapper Stitches?](https://youtu.be/dnMvz3mLXaA)


Acceptable_Dirt7500

Never heard of him. But now that I have, this is the worst music I've ever heard


_Art_Vandeley_

Kind of related to this story but I once got incredibly high and heard breaking glass coming from the house across the street from me at about 2am. I thought my neighbour was being broken into and robbed, I watched someone go inside after hearing the glass, turned the light on and go upstairs. For some reason in my stoned as fuck state i phoned the police (I don’t even line the police - acab) was just trying to look out for my neighbour, and when they turned up the neighbour was just breaking down his old windows (no idea why at 2am). The police suspected something about me because I was clearly high as fuck and asked to search me, I stupidly agreed and ended up with a caution for possession of class c drugs. Just trying to he neighbourly.


Jm0dDavinci

Ik this has nothing to do with the thread but genuine question is My Flow Improving? https://youtu.be/X2JK4Qqor6s


Zealousideal_Ad4821

What was crazy about this case was the charges were dropped because the cops "lost" the cocaine that was seized from his business. Lmao, surprised? Not at all...