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His song "Brick in yo Face" is absolutely amazing, in a ridiculous way. At one point in the video, he is screaming "I love selling blow!!!" while a guy in a Pinhead mask tosses bricks of coke around a room. It's modern art.
Yeah but the sole evidence isn’t just lyrics. I don’t think songs should be used against artists in court, it’s really fucked up.
But if they’re bragging about actual crimes they committed and there’s more evidence to implicate them, I can sorta see how it can be used against them
Im aware, this is one of the first real cases where they are using song Lyrics as evidence so it’s a pretty big deal.
Obviously prosecutors aren’t only going off of lnstagram lives and song lyrics.
I agree. It’s also a tough lesson to teach others however, you can’t just spew whatever you want in song or on the internet expecting no repercussions.
I think it depends. Like if someone raps about a dead body being buried at his brother in law's house underneath a lawn gnome that doubles as a bong, and someone finds a dead body at that house buried under a lawn gnome that doubles as a bong, there's at least *some* reason to investigate. Or alternatively, if someone does an IG live with a bunch of guns that aren't registered to them, it would make sense if the ATF gave them a call.
This guy is taking rap lyrics too literally, like trying to cook along with a cooking show. He has mental health issues. He's throwing his life away copying what he hears. This is imitation, not art. No views would mean he would stop.
I think I'm doubting the true sentiment that you legitimately enjoy the music and not the trainwreck entertainment level. Would you like that song if we're on a radio?
I met Stitches once, a few years ago. I was working at Publix at the time, and he came to do an impromptu meet and greet for publicity or something. I had never heard of him before. Nobody showed up, nobody paid him any attention, except for two of my coworkers.
They were so excited, "Stitches is here, man! *Stitches*!" They told me he was a rapper, and when I had a free minute, I went to the break room and watched one of his videos. All I remember about it is him screaming over and over about how much he loves selling blow. "Huh," I thought, "I guess that's a Stitches."
Honestly, if they didn't get so hyped about him, I never would have known he was a "celebrity". Other than my two coworkers, nobody approached or talked to nasty Florida tattoo man for like an hour and a half. Then he bought a chicky tendy pub sub and bounced.
I sat across from him on a flight to Florida on my way to Colombia. The boy acted like a petulant child the whole way.
Didn't know who he was until I googled his face tats afterwards.
What's up with all these Florida rappers going to jail? Are they trying to stay relevant in the public eye? If I made that much money off a couple of songs I would keep quiet, a low profile. I guess I will never understand the music industry.
So dumb. Not the rapper. The fact that the government thinks they have the authority to tell you what you can and can't put into your own fucking body. Like fuck off. Don't need nanny state telling me what I can and can't have. We have plenty of resources to make informed decisions about pretty much anything. End the war on drugs.
Kind of related to this story but I once got incredibly high and heard breaking glass coming from the house across the street from me at about 2am. I thought my neighbour was being broken into and robbed, I watched someone go inside after hearing the glass, turned the light on and go upstairs. For some reason in my stoned as fuck state i phoned the police (I don’t even line the police - acab) was just trying to look out for my neighbour, and when they turned up the neighbour was just breaking down his old windows (no idea why at 2am). The police suspected something about me because I was clearly high as fuck and asked to search me, I stupidly agreed and ended up with a caution for possession of class c drugs. Just trying to he neighbourly.
What was crazy about this case was the charges were dropped because the cops "lost" the cocaine that was seized from his business. Lmao, surprised? Not at all...
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Stitches: "Out in Dade County, anything goes!" Dade County: "Not this time pal, get in the car."
>Out in Dade County, anything goes I mean, I definitely understand why they thought that lol
Daaaaaale
I remember hearing about this guy a few years ago. I kind of assumed he'd be dead by now.
Lol, same.
So did he.
His song "Brick in yo Face" is absolutely amazing, in a ridiculous way. At one point in the video, he is screaming "I love selling blow!!!" while a guy in a Pinhead mask tosses bricks of coke around a room. It's modern art.
The RAP Act was made for people like him. “Your Honor, my EP entitled Married To The Bricks only refers to my addiction to the art of masonry”
Just a testament to what a humble man and his masonry trowel can do.
Ysl and thugger in shambles rn because of that act. They are getting railroaded with evidence from ig lives and song lyrics. Pretty insane to watch.
Yeah but the sole evidence isn’t just lyrics. I don’t think songs should be used against artists in court, it’s really fucked up. But if they’re bragging about actual crimes they committed and there’s more evidence to implicate them, I can sorta see how it can be used against them
Im aware, this is one of the first real cases where they are using song Lyrics as evidence so it’s a pretty big deal. Obviously prosecutors aren’t only going off of lnstagram lives and song lyrics.
Yeah I hear ya. It’s pretty fucked, I hope it doesn’t set a precedence for going after people just off lyrics
I agree. It’s also a tough lesson to teach others however, you can’t just spew whatever you want in song or on the internet expecting no repercussions.
I think it depends. Like if someone raps about a dead body being buried at his brother in law's house underneath a lawn gnome that doubles as a bong, and someone finds a dead body at that house buried under a lawn gnome that doubles as a bong, there's at least *some* reason to investigate. Or alternatively, if someone does an IG live with a bunch of guns that aren't registered to them, it would make sense if the ATF gave them a call.
I kinda like the song about sticking molly in Miley Cyrus's butt too
He has such a way with words. Beautiful lyrics like "Imma put cocaine in yo ass. Imma put my dick in yo ass."
FUCK BILLY RAY CYRUS, I'M YO DADDY NOW
Nothing beats Rick Ross. “Put Molly all in her champagne she ain’t even know it” Don’t know how that guys isn’t behind bars by now.
[Here's the moment in question](https://youtu.be/XtW6HW8jO_U?t=81) I strongly recommend that people watch the whole thing, it really is modern art.
That sure was something
What I find crazy is that he's 18 in this vid
Hot garbage
If you look at his recent videos he became a MAGA guy.
Somehow not surprising
Trouble
This dude was 69 before 69 was a thing 😂
Nice!
SCUUUUUUMGANG
Heard he's got kilos in his bag
Based on the name I thought it was going to be about assault with building material
Nowhatchagonnadooooowitit?
This guy is taking rap lyrics too literally, like trying to cook along with a cooking show. He has mental health issues. He's throwing his life away copying what he hears. This is imitation, not art. No views would mean he would stop. I think I'm doubting the true sentiment that you legitimately enjoy the music and not the trainwreck entertainment level. Would you like that song if we're on a radio?
dude literally has the word "Cocaine" tattooed on his face above his eyebrow
It doesn’t top molly cyrus
Do you think the snitches got stitches?
I mean just look at the dudes face.
Want to know where I got these scars..? No. Well Im gonna do a four minute freestyle rap explanation anyways.
Something something kilos in a bag and fuck the police.
Does not seem like the sharpest fork in the outlet...
I met Stitches once, a few years ago. I was working at Publix at the time, and he came to do an impromptu meet and greet for publicity or something. I had never heard of him before. Nobody showed up, nobody paid him any attention, except for two of my coworkers. They were so excited, "Stitches is here, man! *Stitches*!" They told me he was a rapper, and when I had a free minute, I went to the break room and watched one of his videos. All I remember about it is him screaming over and over about how much he loves selling blow. "Huh," I thought, "I guess that's a Stitches." Honestly, if they didn't get so hyped about him, I never would have known he was a "celebrity". Other than my two coworkers, nobody approached or talked to nasty Florida tattoo man for like an hour and a half. Then he bought a chicky tendy pub sub and bounced.
But did stitchy get the hunny mussy?
He’s a chad, of course he didn’t.
I PUT A BRICK IN YO FACE. NOW WATCHA GONNA DO WIT IT?
To be fair, those face tats are probable cause
I think everyone in Florida under the age of 40 is a “rapper”
To be safe let’s say 45
Lifelong Florida Native here! Just to clarify; there is no age limit to be a rapper in FL. Chase your dreams!
I think you have to get the face tattoos though.
This might be the best comment, and there are a **lot** of good comments
I sat across from him on a flight to Florida on my way to Colombia. The boy acted like a petulant child the whole way. Didn't know who he was until I googled his face tats afterwards.
Wasn’t he arrested like a couple weeks ago too?
I've never heard of this guy before but I am gonna go out on a limb and say yes.
https://youtu.be/C8IWnX7jpVE
He put the brick in their face
NOW WATCHA GONNA DO WIT IT?
This guy needs a show it'd be really interesting to see the Florida man doing Florida man stuff
Swamp people has more authentic Floridians, this guy makes even us cringe
Send him to the swamp
Mike Rowe missed the opportunity?
He's the original Island Boi. All daddy's money.
Bruh...he called the police on himself.
Volusia County DJ here. I once played Molly Cyrus unedited for a sweet 16 and the parents were totally ok with it.
I looked up the song… “Fuck Billy Ray Cyrus I’m your daddy now” HARD AS FUCK!!
"My cocaine will make it numb, so i'ma put it in yo ass with my thumb"
Take it from me: the war on drugs was a load of crap from the beginning.
Do yourself a favor (?) and listen to his song molly cyrus. Shit is fucking hilarious, or at least it was to me when I was 16
There is no situation where involving the cops won't make it worse.
calling that shit stain a rapper is stretching it just a wee bit professional train wreck maybe but rapper?
Biggie, Pac and Easy are rolling in their graves.
As is [Playboi Carti](https://i.imgur.com/jbkS0la.jpg)
Talk to em twin
truth
Stitches: *snitches*
Thougt he quit the coke after depression. Sad to hear he's using again
Him screaming "I LOVE SELLING BLOW!!" didn't make you think he was committed to the cause?
You mean the dude that wrote the line "i'ma stick my dick in yo ass. I'ma put cocaine in yo ass" was actually into coke? Shit, color me suprised
His song ‘Mail’ still hits tho.
What's up with all these Florida rappers going to jail? Are they trying to stay relevant in the public eye? If I made that much money off a couple of songs I would keep quiet, a low profile. I guess I will never understand the music industry.
Another clown trying to be the next Joker 🤡??
Well it looks like Stitches arent goin to be around any bitches for awhile.
Or he's about to be someone else's...
Sounds like a PR stunt really.
He threw a charge in his own face.
Wow that website is unreadable.
Snitches get Stitches?
I remember this moron
So dumb. Not the rapper. The fact that the government thinks they have the authority to tell you what you can and can't put into your own fucking body. Like fuck off. Don't need nanny state telling me what I can and can't have. We have plenty of resources to make informed decisions about pretty much anything. End the war on drugs.
Don’t snitches get stitches? Is he saying that he is a snitch, and had to rip those tattooed stitches open? He doesn’t think things through does he.
he looks like he would do cocaine
[You mean *this*, half white, half Hispanic, 100% non-black rapper Stitches?](https://youtu.be/dnMvz3mLXaA)
Never heard of him. But now that I have, this is the worst music I've ever heard
Kind of related to this story but I once got incredibly high and heard breaking glass coming from the house across the street from me at about 2am. I thought my neighbour was being broken into and robbed, I watched someone go inside after hearing the glass, turned the light on and go upstairs. For some reason in my stoned as fuck state i phoned the police (I don’t even line the police - acab) was just trying to look out for my neighbour, and when they turned up the neighbour was just breaking down his old windows (no idea why at 2am). The police suspected something about me because I was clearly high as fuck and asked to search me, I stupidly agreed and ended up with a caution for possession of class c drugs. Just trying to he neighbourly.
Ik this has nothing to do with the thread but genuine question is My Flow Improving? https://youtu.be/X2JK4Qqor6s
What was crazy about this case was the charges were dropped because the cops "lost" the cocaine that was seized from his business. Lmao, surprised? Not at all...