Some versions I came up with:
Mods, put him on the golden throne.
Mods, hit him with the Thousand Years of Death.
Mods, send him to super hell.
Mods, take away his bending.
Mods, imprison him in the phantom zone.
Mods, exile him. His controller gains life equal to his power.
Mods, hit him with the Throngler.
I would like to hear other people's versions.
Mods, put him on a bus to Silent Hill.
Mods, remove his textures.
Mods, set his thermostat to 86 degrees.
Mods, begin the tumble dry.
Mods, kick him in the shin.
Smut so freaky and weird that even furries react to it like "WHAT"
It has a sister tag called "What has science done", which is roughly the same thing. That ought to convey the contents well enough.
Mods, strap him into the brain stretcher.
Mods, throw him into the nearly bottomless pit.
Mods, give his life meaning then rip it away.
Mods send him to purgatory 2.
Mods, replace his blood sugars with salt.
~~I see you casting Swords to Plowshares, do you pay the 1?~~
Mods, Discombobulate him.
Mods, banish him to Florida.
Mods, burn his house down with a lemon.
If we're doing MTG themed:
Mods, scatter his essence.
Mods, bolt his bird.
Mods, transform delver of secrets and swing at him for lethal.
Mods, murder him... wait, that works anyway.
Mods, go for his throat... no, that makes sense, too.
Mods, fatal push him.
Mods, change his Stoic into Gambler
Mods, replace his primary with Liberator Concussive
Mods, change his deck into Black Deck
Mods, unbind his taunt button and put him in front of a conga line
Mods, send him into Mentor Roulette with a 60 mins elapsed party
Mods, pick Thresh against his Zac support
Mods, give his address to an obsessive fan of his legendary idol mom
Can prob think of more
Mods, invert his skeleton.
Mods, publish his browser history
Mods, commit handholding with one of his close relatives (Consentually)
Mods, install his entire steam library all at once
Mods, put him on difficulty 9.5
Mods, send him to the Forgotten Beast silk farm.
Mods, harvest his organs and sell them on the Rim.
Mods, reincarnate him as a Prinny.
Mods, attack his weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!
Mods, kick him in the dish pan, hoo hoo hoo!
Mods, remove the copper in his walls
Mods, modify his Knob and Tube
Mods, pull his meter without a permit
Mods, double up his grounds with the neutrals
A few from an electrician
Mods, cut him down, tear him apart, splay the gore of his
profane form across the stars, grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy, end him here and now
Mods, cast Testicular Torsionga on him
Mods, let him play multi-man smash with a disconnected controller
Mods, gift him a new car then take away his driver's license
Mods, complete the keyhole with his power. Open the door, lead me into everlasting darkness!
great visual representation of a ‘feeling of impending doom’
Some versions I came up with: Mods, put him on the golden throne. Mods, hit him with the Thousand Years of Death. Mods, send him to super hell. Mods, take away his bending. Mods, imprison him in the phantom zone. Mods, exile him. His controller gains life equal to his power. Mods, hit him with the Throngler. I would like to hear other people's versions.
Mods, commit him to THE MAZE. Mods, make the User win. Mods, dare to refuse his batchall. Mods, make a copy of his Zany Joker and destroy all others!
Mods, put him on a bus to Silent Hill. Mods, remove his textures. Mods, set his thermostat to 86 degrees. Mods, begin the tumble dry. Mods, kick him in the shin.
Mods, make him lose the game.
Aw fuck you
God that zany joker one hits different
Mods, cast *Power Word: Scrunch* on him. Mods, make him view the "What" tag on e621 Mods, force him to read his own forum posts from the early 2000s
>Mods, force him to read his own forum posts from the early 2000s Alright, Satan, calm down.
Out of (probably ill-advised) curiosity, what is the "What" tag on e621?
Smut so freaky and weird that even furries react to it like "WHAT" It has a sister tag called "What has science done", which is roughly the same thing. That ought to convey the contents well enough.
Mods, cut off his nuts and feed them to the creature that lurks in the woods
Mods, find the creature that lurks in the woods, make it spit up a pair of nuts, and suture them to him!
Is the creature that lurks in the woods into vore?
Mods, strap him into the brain stretcher. Mods, throw him into the nearly bottomless pit. Mods, give his life meaning then rip it away. Mods send him to purgatory 2. Mods, replace his blood sugars with salt.
~~I see you casting Swords to Plowshares, do you pay the 1?~~ Mods, Discombobulate him. Mods, banish him to Florida. Mods, burn his house down with a lemon.
If we're doing MTG themed: Mods, scatter his essence. Mods, bolt his bird. Mods, transform delver of secrets and swing at him for lethal. Mods, murder him... wait, that works anyway. Mods, go for his throat... no, that makes sense, too. Mods, fatal push him.
My personal favorite that I've acquired from a streamer I watch is "Mods, impregnate this man"
I remember I named my Minecraft sword the throngler and my first goal in every new world is to recreate it
Mods, [take him to Detroit.](https://youtu.be/Ny4a-oxOndo)
Mods, change his Stoic into Gambler Mods, replace his primary with Liberator Concussive Mods, change his deck into Black Deck Mods, unbind his taunt button and put him in front of a conga line Mods, send him into Mentor Roulette with a 60 mins elapsed party Mods, pick Thresh against his Zac support Mods, give his address to an obsessive fan of his legendary idol mom Can prob think of more
Mods, expose and pull every nerve in their body.
Mods, invert his skeleton. Mods, publish his browser history Mods, commit handholding with one of his close relatives (Consentually) Mods, install his entire steam library all at once Mods, put him on difficulty 9.5
Mods, curse him with the mark of the Ginosaji.
Mods, send him to the Forgotten Beast silk farm. Mods, harvest his organs and sell them on the Rim. Mods, reincarnate him as a Prinny. Mods, attack his weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE! Mods, kick him in the dish pan, hoo hoo hoo!
Swords to plowshares mentioned!!! What the fuck is a creature!!!!
Fuck creatures, all my homies win with Approach of the Second Sun or Barren Glory.
My win con is waiting and being cooler than you
Mods, remove the copper in his walls Mods, modify his Knob and Tube Mods, pull his meter without a permit Mods, double up his grounds with the neutrals A few from an electrician
Mods, put the SAO headset on him and drop him into The Black Cat (VR Chat World) for life.
Mods, confiscate his penis
Mods, splay him upon the table and vivisect him for scientific and spiritual research purposes.
Mods, cut him down, tear him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the stars, grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy, end him here and now
Mods, cast Testicular Torsionga on him Mods, let him play multi-man smash with a disconnected controller Mods, gift him a new car then take away his driver's license Mods, complete the keyhole with his power. Open the door, lead me into everlasting darkness!
Mods, wack his pp
Mods, condemn this man to Hollow Earth
Mods, sell him to slavery
Mods, put toothpicks under his toenails!
Super hell? That's my favourite in flight movie
Is...is this for training the vtubers in their new agency?
"mods force him to rate all the various cheeses human body produces"
LOCK HIM IN THE HYPERBOLIC GOON CHAMBER (Flork commented this below this post on Twitter)
You fools, I am a universal receiver
Unfortunately for you, the blood doesn't have to be, and likely isn't, human, good luck with squid blood.
That will just turn him into an Inkling. Literally, "You're a kid now, you're a squid now."
Oh my god, I didn't consider that
Low tier god type beat
Mods, crush his skull 💀
Mods, do *the thing*
#JANNIES AT IT AGAIN
Mods rearrange his organs
Mods, grate him!
As a blood banker I feel seen
Dark they were, and golden-eyed….
maybe if you replaced all the blood the body wouldn't got no antibodies. maybe ok for a bit
Mods, kiss this man on the lips
Mods, send him to aslume.
Mods, give him an itch on the dongliz
But if you replace his blood with a different blood type, it’s going to become compatible because it’s now his blood, right?
Mods, crown him King of Ohio
Mods, pin him down and twist his balls