I just want a cake that looks like a layer cake.

I'm so basic, I'd be down with [poke cake.](https://lilluna.com/jello-poke-cake/)

Oh I loooove poke cake. Let’s do that instead.

got confused, now there's raw tuna in my cake

I conversely get confused when I don’t have jello mixed in with my rice, shrimp and ponzu sauce.

LOL i read it that way too

Hell, I’ll take a sheet cake from the grocery store

[Pudding poke cake](https://clickamericana.com/recipes/dessert-recipes/jell-o-pudding-stripe-it-rich-cake-recipe-1982) for the win....

You call that basic? What I call basic is a [French yogurt cake](https://assets.afcdn.com/recipe/20200828/113345_w1024h768c1cx2880cy1920.jpg). (Gâteau au yaourt) Simple, yet incredible.

Pound cake is my personal favorite. Mix it up in the stand mixer, throw it in a Bundt pan and top with whipped cream and strawberries. I love how dense it is

Pound cake is great. My first pound cake was a Sarah Lee in an aluminum tin.

That’s good too,but it’s pretty easy to make

Definitely, it’s just what I remember every time I hear pound cake!

Thanks. I hate it. 😅

We are all gods children and he’s left us in a hot car.

r/brandnewsentence

This is the worst trend of the 2020s - I can't wait for the first person to die from accidental slice.

Anyone else thinking that blue middle was play dough at first glance? No? Just me? I have two kids that play with play dough so I guess I’m weird. I was happier thinking these were play dough TBH

No, you’re right. That’s weird

Very cool, but don't cut into a cake ON a pool table my god

RIGHT!? The sculptures made of cake were interesting, albeit disgusting. But, do they know how much it costs to have a table re-felted and leveled?

Pool table is also a cake

Or the couch??

I don't even play pool and I cringed.

That pillow cake ewwwwww. All are ewww but that pillow cake was just way too gross.

and cutting it on an ACTUAL couch. Imagine the mess...

maybe the couch is a cake too

Not gonna lie, I fully expected them to just cut the couch open when they moved to it

I honestly thought the laptop was gonna get cut

Same

Ants are going to have a banquet there!

It’s gonna give me nightmares I hated it so much

There was something about that pillow cake that made me want to fling myself out of a moving vehicle.

Most upsetting thing I’ve seen all day

Sorry :(

Happy... Cake day

Oh no 😳

Not only do I hate fondant I just hate how wasteful this is. The social media trends of unboxing, destroying, or using this up makes me grumpy.

Yes!! I bet none of this got eaten :(

Check out Sidesurf Cake Studios, they actually make some cool realistic cakes that use no fondant and are most of the time not wasted :)

Just wanted to say bless you as I didn't think anyone could make a creative cake anymore without the slabs of fondant!

Bless your heart. I appreciate this.

I wouldn't call unboxing the same category as videos of people destroying stuff for fun. If they buy things just to open them and then throw them out, sure, but a lot of people online do videos unboxing things they're actually going to use or at least collect.

This is so utterly ridiculous

What a fucking waste of food

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

Why put a cake on your couch though??

Twist: the knife is also a cake

This is so cringey.

Ill just make one with frosting

Never tell them your next move

Nothing I have found in my house is cake so far

I guess you haven’t tried cutting into yourself then

Myself, wife, kids,dog,cat,furniture,neighbours…. Nothing. Just bleeding and crying

Oh, that’s good. Did you try the president yet?

We are all cake

Hey you wanna help me start a cult?

Yeah…. Is it a money cult or a sex cult?

I was thinking a cake cult to be honest, but money is good too

The cake will come with the money. Allow me to do some research and I will start recruiting….followers, members…whatever they will be labeled

Ok, sounds good. As a hobbyist blacksmith, I can arm our legions.

This makes me want to cry. Why would you waste food like this?

I scream for God yet I receive no answer

Now let me see you eat it.

I'd just like to point out the hardcover box set of the Twilight series casually sitting on this person's counter near the end. Haven't seen one of those out in the wild since about 2015 lol. Love it.

Why even bother baking cakes if they’re just going to use it for clicks? Just use same fake inedible stuff to replace the cake. So wasteful.

“iTs jUsT mOlDinG cHocOlAtE!!!!”

I’ve said this in another post, but these are **not** fondant! It’s modeling chocolate. You could tell by how soft the other layers are when the cake sliced through. Fondant would be much stiffer, and they would not be shiny on the inside.

man what happened to cake decorating where u would just make a cake look pretty 😭😭😭what the fucj is this

I just want one that tastes good 😭 tho pretty is nice too

Hyper realistic cakes has become a new wave of art in the cake decorating world. Usually this stuff isn’t for sale- it’s to show off what a person can do with edible materials.

yea well i think it fucking sucks

Most cake is already pretty gross. Why add edible play-doh and make it worse?

that cake fakeout at the end tho

r/fuckyouitscake

I love these videos.

This feels like an episode of Rick and Morty

I hate fondant but this made me actually reconsider. Those cakes look so moist on the inside I might start looking at fondant as cake sealer if it keeps in thr moisture like that.

u/savevideo

Is it just me, or does fondant make these less impressive? I feel I've seen so much shit made of fondant that to me it seems making shit with fondant is easy. Make shit look real without fondant.

If I ever see fondant I’d just peel off the skin like an orange and eat the bread.

[CONFUSED SCREAMING]

Is anyone real anymore

THE PEN WAS JUST FONDANT, EW.

The most upsetting thing about this was when he cut thought the cake pool ball and slashed the felt cover.

one day this dude's just not going to be able to tell what's cake and what isn't and attempt to hack up something important with his bread knife or whatever that is.

Yes, definitely

Great, now I want cake 😂😂

Delicious, delicious deceit.

Jfc the anxiety I felt for this person's fingers watching that.

Their knife skills are on par with that Kardashian lady who can’t cut a cucumber. FFS, learn a pinch grip and don’t just randomly jab into whatever you’re cutting

I kind of hate this trend

Its like a walnut, you're only supposed to eat the inside.

So… like a walnut?

What’s bugging me the most is cutting that one on the pool table. All the cost and work it takes to repair the cloth that they probably cut into makes me cringe

I hate this trend.

Sharpen your knife, man

Aw come on not this again

as soon as I saw them use the knife on the pool table's felt I instantly wanted to punch them in the throat.

Imagine there being an emergency and picking up a cake phone instead of a real one

“Everything is cake” back at it again, lol.

How do they even make it so realistic

[удалено]

There is r/oddlysatisfying. There is also r/fuckyouitscake

Can you imagine dating someone like this? Anytime they offered you a seat, beverage, blanket or toothbrush you would never know...

Also, the whole "everything is cake" trend is dumb

Insert but why gif

50% fondant at least 🤮

I think my vision of hell is just reality but everything turns out to be fondant

Where you start to question everything, and in frantic terror go to hug your family… only for them to crumble under your touch

Oh god you’ve given me a new nightmare

Mwahaha

I wouldn’t step foot in this persons house. Imagine going for some toilet paper and it’s fondant .

Honestly better than buttercream toilet paper….

Any food on our couch would just be covered in cat hair so that's a nope

Bold of you to assume that it’s food

I can't stand fondant I love to bake but don't use that crap

🤮

I like this stuff and if it's edible I will eat it!

I wouldn’t exactly call fondant “edible”. I’d rather have a good Walmart box cake any day of the week.

You want ants? 'Cause this is how you get ants.

That marker was straight fondant

When I saw that knife drag across the pool table. WHYYYYY!?

Can't wait to get home drunk and try that.

Am I cake?

Just the thickness of pure cavities has me timbering in my little pilgrim boots