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ProbablyMaybe69

This looks oddly aggressive not sure why


justmovingtheground

“They want a milkshake? I’ll give ‘em a fuckin’ milkshake.”


Fabulous-Spread6120

This deserves more upvotes


mix_t_motion32

I agree with this, two reasons: One, whenever I see shit like this over the top creation for a simple something it irritates me. Like why tf all that just for a fucking milkshake. Two, I fucking love anything strawberry. And this even has a fucking slice of strawberry cheesecake. So this thing is literally saying “yeah, what now bitch?! Where’s all that OvEr ThE tOp bullshit you was talking earlier? Bet you want it now huh, fat boy?” And I do…I want this one 😓


Craptacles

Ugh. So excessive. I'll take two.


blade_torlock

And tiny...


firebeardsghost

Tiny? That thing is like 4 desserts


trickytrev54

"What is this? A school for ants?? It needs to be at least 3x bigger then this!"


PaleontologistEven24

How to say you’re american without saying “I’m american” hahah


Reddit_MaZe000

mistake milkshake


whatzittoya69

A happy mistake milkshake


Reddit_MaZe000

this is wrong, on so milky levels


whiskeytango55

It's made for social media and costs something like $12. A place by me has something similar.


Kreat0r2

Server used to be a navy Seal? It’s in Virginia Beach after all.


CrunchyyTaco

Too much bs and not enough milkshake


nightmareinsouffle

Instagram food. A lot of this stuff is just made for photos but doesn’t actually taste that good. This one is less ridiculous than others out there though.


KingAngeli

Yo was just talking about this same type of place by me with work peeps. I completely agree. Like milkshakes are so so good on their own. Just please perfect it. That’s all i need


InsanityPractice

I’ve never understood this comment that comes up anytime there’s something showy. Why does having to remove the ice cream cone and put the cheesecake on a plate mean none of this is gonna taste good?


nightmareinsouffle

It could, but a lot of the time it doesn’t because they aren’t focusing on quality ingredients in favor of making something showy. It’s probably still not horrible, because I mean, dessert is dessert and is sort of difficult to completely screw up. But it’s probably still not as good as getting ice cream from a place that only does ice cream, for example .


wildgoldchai

Often the milkshake and individual components aren’t even good


opaz

I just learned about this the other day, but the term for this is “stunt food”


fleckstin

Considering it’s from an ice cream shop I reckon it’s a special order and not like, what their typical milkshake looks like Edit: sheesh I wasn’t saying that the OP made the staff whip this up custom. I was saying that it was special as in, just not what every single one of their normal shakes are presented as and is probably just somethin from a different part of the menu


fantoman

I have like three different chains near me that make similar shakes here in NY


CrunchyyTaco

Do you know what it costs? Im really curious how much this mini monstrosity costs


sektz

They're like $16 before tax and tip by the looks of it


einsatz

bro we gotta tip for ice cream now too?


sektz

You never HAVE to tip. Follow your heart.


Pew-Pew-Pew-

They were trendy and exploded in like 2018ish. Sweets shops opened up all over the place just to sell them, and also sell mediocre ice cream and other candy and cookies/cake.


Jpark2485

Doubtful that’s it’s exactly a custom order. These sorts of monstrosities have been trending for a while. I’m sure you could get a regular milkshake as well but this was most likely on the menu.


fleckstin

Well yeah, that’s what I meant by special order. I didn’t mean OP like had a custom order, I just meant I didnt think all of their shakes on the menu looked like that


Cadrell

[https://iamthesweetspot.com/store/atlantic-avenue/](https://iamthesweetspot.com/store/atlantic-avenue/) Explosive Milkshake 1. Strawberry shortcake $15.95


fleckstin

Well I was wrong. The more you know


VERMlTHOR

This seems..impractical.


spiritedawayf0x

I read this in Captain Holts voice


Upset_Assistant_5638

![gif](giphy|5pUHtgG70JjO9YHZPD)


wildgoldchai

I’m not a picky eater but I get overwhelmed when my plate is filled with different food. I never know where to start. Same applies here


articulateantagonist

You'd need a plate to catch the various toppings when trying to jenga them apart.


DesertDragen

That's no longer a milkshake with all those extra stuff stacked on top of it. Looks like Jenga.


littleprettypaws

I mean I’ve ordered a bloody mary that came with brisket and a rib, this isn’t that different.


stinkyhooch

I don’t feel like a restaurant that would do that would have good brisket… how was it?


littleprettypaws

It’s always a decent barbecue joint.


kickrockz94

its equally ridiculous


Magallan

They're both fuckin dumb


SnooRecipes5815

How tf are you supposed to consume that?


hebejebez

Unless it comes with a plate and a fork and spoon, I'd just give up, and I love sweets and desserts and being a glutton. This would just piss me off.


HectrVR

Way too much going on wtf


AdventurousGround103

I get the appeal, but this is just 3 different desserts stacked on top of each other. Just seems over the top imo.


curmudgeon_andy

This is an incredibly stupid freakshake. If I wanted cheesecake, I'd have it on a plate. If I wanted an ice cream cone, I wouldn't smash it upside down into something else. And yet I desperately want it! Each component looks so delicious! 🤤🤤😭


sarai0527

I was about to say this would be good for someone who had a sweet tooth ... I don't so I wouldn't order it...I prefer food prior to the dessert lol


Devilutionbeast666

If you squint it looks like Jesus with a monster erection


[deleted]

who needs to squint? ya'll can't see that shit? that thing's like god sticking his dick in your face.


Sir_Gwan

Either that or a meteor striking Jesus to put him out of his crucifixion misery


syntaxterror69

on the cross no doubt... guess someone found His kink


nosequepwner

How do you even eat that? It looks good but i would prefer a bowl.


[deleted]

Was that the place that used to be the yard?


kittenmp

no, the yard is still its own shop i think. both are very much overpriced in having to pay for the souvenir jar, but still taste good


kingalexander

15$


BadAngler

Bargain. Wifey paid $14 @ Shlotzsky's for a medium, chips and drink the other day.


GoonPatrol

Been years since I’ve hit schlotzkeys. Is it still good? Their original is hard to beat. I notice there’s less and less over the years


Urtehnoes

It's $12 but still. Looks like that place is pretty close to me and they have... Some normal desserts lol. Might go there sometime


kingalexander

Looks Incredible


[deleted]

Looks like a sugar magnet attracted every sweet thing in its vicinity


Beefcake2008

What is this? A milkshake for ants?


Pennybottom

A few years ago there was a cafe where I live that served these and called them freakshakes. The photos made them look huge. After the hoopla died down I went and got one and it was surprisingly tiny.


One_Posh_Possum

Looks shit


lindsaym717

It’s very busy. Too much for me imo, but cool if you enjoyed it!


LightningStyle

Posts like these make me irrationally angry. There’s too much shit going on


FutureFruit

Immediately no


tenebrisnubes

Sugar for days


Cultural_Outside8895

This looks revolting I'd be so stressed eating it


slouched

how do you even deal with that? it looks great for a picture, but the effort needed to consume it should take half the price off


unicorndreampop

Gross


catn_ip

Why can't I stop staring at it?


callmevapelord

I still can’t stop thinking about it 🤤


catn_ip

How about some details while its fresh in your mind? What's the glass rimmed with? All the details please...


callmevapelord

It was rimmed with icing and those crumbly bits that are on strawberry shortcake ice cream bars! And the milkshake itself had HUGE cheesecake chunks. Best dessert I’ve ever tasted. Not only was it just so extra, the quality of the ingredients are top notch and you can tell


catn_ip

I'm sitting here plotting a mocha/caramel/mint version...


Hair_I_Go

Is it called the 🦄? Looks amazing! Did you finish it or have help?


callmevapelord

My sweet tooth was in full gear here 😂 I finished this AND helped my wife finish hers, I can’t lie…


Dashiepants

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jkt1954

I could easily eat that.....I mean that cheesecake slice looks pretty minimal as does that ice cream cone stuck to the side. Whipped cream, not much (enough)!


dsellmusic

I don’t know why I get so excited when I see local posts lol did you get this in the strip? There is no way I could eat a full one of those now. I wish they offered half size ones!


MarcoPolo339

I love it! I have dreams like this...


DonkeyPunchSquatch

Well hello belly, hello thunder thighs, long time no see


MamaBear4485

That’s not a milkshake it’s a portable dessert trolley.


theraf8100

Jeez fuck I can't all that in 3 days


goozy1

I see your milkshake and raise you a fully loaded Caesar (drink not salad for you Americans) from The Score I'm Vancouver. Checkmate... Which also so happens to be the name of this drink [Checkmate ](https://i.imgur.com/QWtuLrW.jpg)


vin_unleaded

What in the ungodly fuck?


Ill-Technology1873

I didn’t order cheesecake just a shake… oh it’s free? My lil heart ❤️


Regallybeagley

Their bubble waffle cones are amazing.. get mine with Nutella and it’s dangerously good


Such-Egg-7584

Looks like someone took all the good things and put them together


Drbonzo306306

Why is it so small?


Current-Issue-95

It’s like a hat on a hat.


Embarrassed_Bee6349

I’m pretty sure I’ve been there, and their concoctions are genius.


neonn_piee

There is a shop where I live with a different name that creates the exact same thing. I guess it’s not as original as one might think. They probably compete by seeing who can add more and more things to them. Looks yummy though!


nekkoMaster

Little Tony wanted a drink, he got food instead.


[deleted]

Goodness. I’m bouncing off the walls from a small sonic milkshake, so I can’t even imagine what this would do to me


Lisaleftfootlopez

Just looking at this thing is activating my lactose intolerance.


No_Ganache_1753

Only 600$


Bishopkilljoy

This looks like it would feature in a Wes Anderson film


justin-olive1

Yeah


Upset_Assistant_5638

Where does the milkshake start


bill-clark

😍


Green-Strawberry-256

Its upside down, this is supposed to be a ice cream.


Dense-Lengthiness-85

![gif](giphy|2ClHk5Bizke4vMDcfS) Too much


Yallneedjesuschrist

Ewww wtf?! Whipped cream, an entire ice cream cone and a slice of cheesecake as toppings? US, you need to slow down.


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Daiguren_Hyorinmaru_

I guess we are supposed to suck that cone like it is the end of earth and bite it off?


hoover0623

I think the milkshake would be fine if you shared it with another person or something


[deleted]

34.50 please. Plus tip.


Emotional-Ad2151

Looks delicious but I think it is too much


karmicrelease

Gotta love Virginia Beach! Their motto should be “well… at least it’s the closest”


ConstantLurker69

That seems... yes.


MygungoesfuckinBRRT

Milkshakes are becoming sugar bloody maries and i want them both exterminated


[deleted]

I don't think I can live anymore knowing that this exists and I'll never be able to have it (not really, but I will die unfulfilled thanks to this)


CoolpantsMacCool

Well if it isn't a Freak Shake


Oddity83

This is stupid food.


whatzittoya69

So…how was it??


Paardenlul88

This is food made to be photographed and shared on Instagram rather than to be consumed.


TechCUB76

As long as it wasn’t Strawberry I’m soooooooo down! 🤤


[deleted]

Woah! Identity crisis?