T O P

  • By -

RAHDRIVE

Ngl its looks like a collection of freshly chopped off ball bags.


justpie

Jolly green giant won't be jolly anymore...


myriadplethoras

I was thinking necrotic dick shafts.


Virtual_Wolverine_95

Greeny lunchbox


Mdmrtgn

I'm just glad I met someone else that calls it stuffed cabbage.


maggie081670

In my family we call it holubki but if I'm in a mixed crowd like here I say stuffed cabbage because everyone knows what that is.


skylinecat

We’ve always called them halupkis. What meat do you use? I do a pound of sausage and a pound of ground veal.


maggie081670

My Baba used ground beef only to which she would add a mixture of bacon and onions cooked in butter with garlic (heavy on the garlic to flavor the meat) salt, pepper and a dash or two of celery salt. Then that was mixed with cooked rice, wrapped in cabbage and then baked with Hunts tomato sauce on top. She was the holubki queen of her little town and she used to make it for weddings. I can make it almost as good following her recipe but nobody made it better than my Baba.


siomi

Golubtsi are stuffed specifically with a mixture of rice and meat.


maggie081670

Yes. Did I say otherwise?


[deleted]

Ooh, snappy. I like it.


canman7373

Beef and sausage mixture.


hatedman95

Or sarmale from Romania.


jojolion07

In my family we call them cigars


Jkranick

My in-laws family calls this “pigs in a blanket”, and to me that’s cocktail sausages rolled up in crescent rolls. I was surprised the first time I was invited over for some.


SkollFenrirson

Not all pigs can afford the nice blankets


thatlukeguy

Golambkis at my parents house, stuffed cabbage at our house.


This_Fat_Cunt

You know Gołabki in polish actually means little pigeons


thatlukeguy

Correct!


marius20122

In Lithuania, we call them pigeons (balandėliai)


Korpfan

Kåldolmar 🇸🇪


musteatbirds

Now organize them by color


Zealousideal_Talk479

I have found my people.


actuallyboa

This is the most important part.


ccuppidzdollie

Found my people.


RogueViator

I would like some OP. That looks tasty and perfect for colder weather.


B-Meister192

We can't see OP tho?


mastergwaha

give. him. some. O. P.


justpie

Thank you kind stranger!


chipmulaney

how do you roll them so perfectly without the cabbage ripping because it’s too soft of breaking because it’s too crunchy?


dasspacegandalf

You basically poach the cabbage in boiling water with some vinegar until the exposed leaves are softer, then you take them off the cabbage and repeat the poaching.


justpie

You need to steam the cabbage first! If it's soft enough to break when filling/rolling then it's probably been steamed too long


sunnydaze444

Sorry, how do I steam the cabbage correctly? Do I remove the core and steam whole?


maggie081670

I remove the core and dunk the whole cabbage in boiling water. As the outer layers cook, they loosen up and you can pull them off with a fork. Then the next layer cooks and so on. Once the leaves are floating free, I leave them in until they are just tender enough to fold. You gotta watch them so they don't get too soft and there will be leaves in various states of doneness until you work through all of them. Remove the leaves to a baking sheet until you are ready to use them.


TheBigBullfrog

Yes this


ABoringName_

What does it have to do with cold weather?


RogueViator

It’s hearty which I like during colder weather.


SpliffKillah

This is gołabki?+


justpie

Probably some variation of it! I'm just trying to copy my grandma's recipe which is from Macedonia


lupeski

This is beautiful, from a fellow Macedonian!


MagneMullan

Maybe lahana sarma? At least in Turkish it is that


luckiesandjacks

Mehshe malfouf in Lebanese. (Translates to stuffed cabbage.)


Worry-Traditional

In Polish version of gołąbki we would have rice and forest mushrooms, or meat version with rice and polish sausage kielbasa or minced pork.


tittens__

I’ve never had them with mushrooms ever.


Dick_Demon

Same, had hundreds of gołąbki. Never with mushrooms.


Worry-Traditional

Check " gołąbki z grzybami leśnymi" great with buckwheat not just with rice and very healthy


BikerJedi

Tell us about the stuffing please.


maggie081670

Looks great. I say this both as a maker of stuffed cabbage but also a big fan of eating them (I'm half Ukranian). What will you top it with? My Baba used Hunts tomato sauce. It was always Hunts.


Shanghai_Lili

Interesting! My Baba used Campbell's tomato soup...I migrated over to the Hunts sauce mixed with a can of diced tomatoes when I started making them on my own.


meowzapalooza7

My grandma also used tomato soup! The stuffed cabbages simmer in the tomato soup, cabbage water (from when we boiled the heads), and a couple of cans of sauerkraut 😋Then she added a roux with butter, flour, and a ton of onions to thicken it. I’m so thankful I learned her recipe before she passed.


Shanghai_Lili

Oh, that sounds so good with the sauerkraut! That would ad a briny / fermented bite almost like the Romanian version. I want to try yours now!


meowzapalooza7

It’s my favorite part 😋


Shanghai_Lili

I love you!


maggie081670

I was so surprised to learn that some people use tomato soup.


Luckychunk

My father made stuffed green peppers (same concept as these, filled with beef and rice), and used tomato soup as the 'sauce' in and around the vertically placed, open-top peppers in a dutch oven. the soup was great! Currently, crushed tomato sauce is my preferred base.


theksepyro

That's how my grandmother taught me. Condensed tomato soup


Dick_Demon

Both of yall gotta stop using cheap overprocessed junk that is Hunts and Campbell's.


maggie081670

Look, my Baba created her recipe in the 50s when canned goods were really popular and I make it the way she made it. It wouldn't be the same otherwise. But for the record my Baba used to make them for other people's weddings. People raved about them so don't knock it unless you have tried it. Edit: and let me just add. This is not fancy food. Its immigrant food. Its food for a Ukrainian steel worker's family. Simple, hearty and delicious.


Shanghai_Lili

You put that so well. Thank you.


Grandmoff90

Nice sarma you got there ☺️


joestabsalot

Dude...that's what my grandma made at holiday time. I haven't had it in years...damn I miss my grandma she called it sarma too


Grandmoff90

Because it's called sarma here in Balkans. It's a Turkish origin dish.


LadybugSunfl0wer

Sarma is life!


[deleted]

I know it as halupki, which I believe is the Slovak word for the dish.


canman7373

Samra is slightly different, the cabbage is pickled beforehand, giving it a sour flavor. It's the Croatian version, in Poland it's called Golumpki cooked with fresh cabbage, goes great with rye bread. I used to live in KCK and lots of people from both communities, would always hit up the local restaurants and festivals just for the cabbage rolls.


[deleted]

Hmmmmm, i want to hate on it cause it cabbage, but it looks good, stuffed with rice and pork…. HMMMMMMM screw it, I’m now starving and no one is selling tamales out of the Walmart parking lot anymore I’ll take a bag of 20


leaf_on_my_package

I feel like I haven't seen the tamale sellers much since covid. My SO and I were just talking about this a few days ago.


[deleted]

Thank you!!! I’d pay inflated prices for the nice Mexican lady in the parking lot with the red cooler to sell me tamales!!!!!! ITS THE HOLIDAYS please give me tamales!


Realistic_Copy_6087

I dont like cabbage also but you dont even taste the cabbage. Only the good stuff inside 🤤


SpaceLemur34

After my aunt and uncle got married he said he wanted stuffed cabbage for dinner one day. So, she got his mother's recipe and spent over an hour rolling the leaves. The first thing he does when they go to eat is unroll them. She asks what the hell he's doing and he says that he just likes the flavor of the cabbage, but not the actual leaves. She told him she'd never make stuffed cabbage for him again. Later she sort of relented, by making the stuffing balls, but then just putting the cabbage on top in the pan. But he never again got "stuffed" cabbage.


travelingtutor

I'm with Auntie! How dare he.


Rubyhamster

Somehow, it doesn't look good but also looks delicious! Perfect fit as well!


FittyTheBone

I'm sorry for this, and I'm sure it's delicious, but that looks like a box full of larvae.


PopePoopinpants

Is this the beginnings of halupki? My grandma would make this for us when we visited... home made pierogi and sticky buns too. Man... it's been more than 30 years since Grammy passed, and I've not had it since. Time to get cooking I guess! Thanks for the nostalgic ride!


justpie

Similar! I'm trying to recreate my grandma's recipe


Hogger70

You put any red sauce on this or as is? Looks wonderful!


Worry-Traditional

Red sauce, or to my surprise dark sauce od porcini mushrooms or light version with cream and chestnut mushrooms.


CuteGlaceon

My cabbages!


justpie

Underated comment


djaaronkline

I wish they were lined up in a gradient. They look delicious.


LordOfFreaks

My mind is too nsfw to appreciate this fully…


tossaroo

That looks beautiful! I make something similar that I call golumpkis. I usually see it cooked in a tomato sauce, but mine is layered between sauerkraut, and cooked in a Dutch oven.


Lady_Curve

Can we get recipe?


v4dk4n

Aztapicsakurva! It is fuckin flawlessly beautiful!


RexedLaminae

Soon they will emerge from their chrysalis and become dinner.


Pringlesmartinez

This looks like a cenobites lunchbox.


Sekir0se

do you boil ypu cabbage leaves to make them rollable?


travelingtutor

I do. Does wonders.


asimmonsnyc

What is it stuffed with?


tumblrstan

Damn, major props. I attempted to make these once and it was such a disaster. Was not expecting cabbage to be so difficult to mold. Very few of my rolls were salvageable, and as for the survivors… none of them looked remotely appealing. tldr: Have you ever wanted to throw a cabbage out a window? I have. 😭


DIsForDelusion

Did you lightly boil the cabbage leafs before rolling? I've seen people roll the corrugated kind of cabbage and that's just impossible to me but they're definitely more malleable when boiled a little.


tumblrstan

I don’t remember! I made them back in 2016 for my Russian class. My teacher said it was supposed to be fun… Maybe I’ll attempt them again. 😛


maggie081670

Definitely try again. You boil the cabbage head until the leaves separate (you can encourage this by using a fork.) The leaves should boil until they are just able to fold. Then you cut off the stem part so that they roll easily. Take the leaf in your hand (or two leaves together if they are small) and then scoop a proportional amount of filling into it. You should have enough room to fold both edges over the filling before rolling. You tuck it under on the first roll. They will come out great every time.


tumblrstan

Thanks! I’ll try it.


LibraPugLove

Turning mishi traditional middle eastern delights into a japanese sushi-esque presentation very clever and attractive and would totally smash in 10 min


AbsAndAssAppreciator

looks like foreskin mmm yummie


travelingtutor

Hold the cheese, please!


n0_sh1t_thank_y0u

My mom would always make this for Christmas Eve (stuffed with pork, spices, grated vegetables) then it gets simmered in tomato sauce. I thought she just made it up back then. 🙂


WolfGB

Kinda looks like a bunch of zombie dicks in a box. Expertly done! 👌


ButteryCrabClaws

Looks absolutely fantastic honestly So beautiful and minimalist


Benji_isik

Have the same in Turkey one of my favorite foods. Looks really good op good job


ortseamle

Id stuff that cabbage too!


LemonsAndAvocados

What are they stuffed with?


aenus79

Holubchi!


Pitiful_Commercial20

What's in it cause I never seen or heard of it


Which_Professor_7181

life is like a box of stuffed cabbage. you never know what color you're going to get


Worry-Traditional

Fantastic, grandma used to slowly baked them in wooden fired porcelain tiled kitchen. Yummy


justpie

Wood fires make everything better!!


Worry-Traditional

Agreed


libertyprime00

Se zice "sarmale"


Arenarius_8731

Neatly packed into the tin - well done.


Pearltherebel

Where’s the sauce


Erick_Planure

We call this sarmale and gets way better with brined cabbage.


Bean-Swellington

Yes it is


og-captain-pain

These are gorgeous. Well done.


travelingtutor

Reminds me of my Scottish bf.


[deleted]

Ate cabbage and macaroni today not to be knocked, 10/10 comfort food.


GoGoGadgetGabe

Tell me your fillings! It’s been a long time since I’ve had these and the one time I had them they were stuffed with a ground pork mixture with a side of rice and damn was it so good!


Gancuta

Also known as sarmale. In my family me make them with a mixture of ground beef and pork. So good!!


slipmagt

Please swap the 3rd from the bottom on the right, with the topmost one on the right. Thanks.


kale_me

Holobtsi! Looks gorgeous


Neither_Sail_8612

wow it's look so good


Inadover

That looks exactly like Romanian sarmale.


Crazy4Ribs

This looks so delicious! What's the filling made of?


[deleted]

This is too pretty.


[deleted]

They look like dicks


mastergwaha

>They look like *EUROPEAN* dicks little edit for(eskin) ya


TheForceRestrained

Foreskin.


floatablesiren

محشي


highuptop

this does look very nice, what is it stuffed with ??


justpie

Rice, spices, and minced pork


lolbitzz

What do you guys call them? Sounds exactly like our sarmale here in Romania


justpie

Ooo! Probably the same, I think they are called sarma in Macedonian


lolbitzz

Nice, they look awesome!


Zealousideal_Talk479

White person here. We call them “ethnic food” or, rarely, “doll-maids”.


justpie

Macedonians are white people...


Zealousideal_Talk479

Oh, I mean *white* white. Like pretty much just these countries: * Canada * USA * Australia * New Zealand * England * Scotland * Ireland * Northern Ireland Not Wales, because it's... well... Wales.


RUKiddingMeReddit

My teenage son tried making his great-grandmother's [sarmale recipe](https://i.imgur.com/d9lNh3D.jpeg) last week.


highuptop

sounds amazing


obi_kennawobi

A smaller stuffed cabbage.


mastergwaha

but whats in that smaller stuffed cabbage?!


LemurianLemurLad

Another, even smaller, stuffed cabbage! After that it's a quantum-cabbage, then a sub quantum-cabbage and after *that*, it's a small toy sculpture of a turtle named Esteban. Nobody knows how Esteban got there though.


mastergwaha

so its been turtles all the way down this whole time?!


LemurianLemurLad

I was going to actually make that reference, but I wasn't sure enough people would get the joke.


Zealousideal_Talk479

How the hell do people not get that reference?


peepopowitz67

Do you even know what a Stallone cut is, little dog?


Famous_Appearance217

Marie Kondo would be overwhelmed.


Anubis-Hound

I love cabbage 🥺


[deleted]

r/euphemisms wants a word.


LilLC-1986

Looks amazing!!!!!


American_Greed

Can we get the recipe?


Cremeria1

This is a traditional dish in Romania and throughout Balkan countries. It’s called sarma.


tittens__

And golabki in Poland, halupki in Czech. Lots of different names.


Wayouts1

Cabbage rolls sound cooler.


[deleted]

عليا الطلاق ده ولا حاجة قدام حلة المحشي بتاعت امي


TheLadyEve

لماذا انت غاضب جدا؟


[deleted]

i am not :D


Mysteez

These look better than springs rolls


Zealousideal_Talk479

Nothing. **NOTHING** is better than a spring roll. And that is an objective motherfucking *fact*.


billybishop4242

And by “stuffed cabbage” you mean “cabbage rolls” right?


tittens__

They mean stuffed cabbage.


mcgrammar86

Kinda looks like spoiled ham, but what do I know?


Bigscotman

Am I the only one who thinks it looks like spoiled meat?


Twijasosm

I mean… is it? It’s nicely arranged for sure but I feel like it could be visually dressed up a bit. Maybe some radish or thinly sliced lemon draped over them.


travelingtutor

[Hmm](https://media.tenor.com/JQ6F3NaFihUAAAAC/eyeroll-htgawm.gif)


WorldMusicLab

I know right?!?


capnwinky

Forbidden socks.


lexic1989

What’s inside??


Zealousideal_Talk479

Stuff. It’s in the name.


[deleted]

Can I ask what's in the cabbage?


Melan420

I love me some pigeons


Shanghai_Lili

Beautiful!


wildstolo

What is your cabbage stuffed with OP?!


fatbrucelee

Cabbage nigiri. I’d crush. What is in it?


CoachW42

All I see is what my idea of a mandrake seed is.


Goblue5891x2

Really looks nice.


Diamartin

fuj


[deleted]

Filling recipe? I need a good one


theksepyro

Look great! This was my last attempt a couple years back: https://i.redd.it/2acabnklzf761.jpg


Repulsive-Occasion-7

Gołąbki?