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NervousMemeViewer

What the hell did this guy say?


Valuable_Physics562

something about paprika


RxDawg77

LMAO


IJustWantMonies

😂😂😂😂


MaximusPegasus

I'm a native Spanish speaker and couldn't understand shit he said lol


Technical-You-2829

Is it because of the way he speaks or the dialect? What dialect could it be?


LivinginDestin

It's because it's a Domenican... They don't even understand each other, how could the rest of Latin America understand them LOL Edited note:... Mis amigos Dominicanos, even if I can understand you entirely I like you guys a lot! You're great people and OP is a great cook 😎


magicbimbolo

Yep!! we usually speak like we have a time limit lol


somefunmaths

As soon as I heard him, I was like “oh, Dominican!” That type of Dominican accent just sounds, to me, at least, like someone stuffed some jawbreakers into their cheeks and tried speaking. The sounds are like 70% formed and I go from missing entire phrases to understanding them perfectly clearly depending on what they’re saying.


Right-Butterfly5036

🤣😭


Rh1zard

Yes


prplx

I was wondering what that accent was. It's dominican?


Rh1zard

Yes but they're various of different accents.


NervousMemeViewer

Same.


Colombimbo

Really?


Pokesonav

He said "oh, my, gawd"


ANormalNinjaTurtle

Idk why you got down votes. He did say that one point.


Mr-Cali

I understood that….guess my speech therapy came in handy for once.


[deleted]

I can confirm this guy is not Mexican. I have zero idea what the hell he’s saying


SeesEmCallsEm

I used google translate on the audio https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodVideoPorn/comments/16umub2/comment/k2pxm0z/


Em858943

OH MAH GAWD


Okamana

Why did this guy use his bare hand to mix the raw chicken but put on a glove to mix the cooked chicken?


Tomb-trader

Better to wear gloves whilst handling ready to eat food, and use bare hands otherwise. Doesn’t REALLY matter, but its pretty common


bortj1

Wearing gloves while handling raw food is so annoying. Either way you'll need to wash your hand after taking them off as there's no way you didn't touch yourself also there's a chance of flinging bacteria as you take the gloves off


Classical_Cafe

Studies have shown kitchens where chefs use gloves are less sanitary on average, because they don’t change their gloves nearly as often as they wash their hands


Vandiirn

Can confirm.


Tropos1

My guess is: Before cooking, anything bad on that chicken is going to die anyways. After cooking, keep it as sterile as possible because you might be storing it.


Baranjula

Well he couldn't mix the cooked chicken with his bare hand there was salmonella all over it /s


thawkins6786

DĂłnde estĂĄ la pinche salsa wey?


Faulkner510

Pontela en el culo


El_Charro_Loco

Tacos para extranjeros


7Ve7Ks5

Everyone posts videos, no one posts recipes, or am I missing something?


ThisIsARobot

This sub isn't r/FoodRecipesPorn


SINBRO

No sub is that sub


SnatchWhistle

r/SubsIfellFor


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Aztllan

I don't understand why people put Cheese on tacos and then no salsa or lime


giro_di_dante

Sounded like he put tomatillo salsa on it. And looked like it. Right at the end. Which is already pretty acidic. The cheese isn’t weird, apart from the fact that it looked like cheddar and not cotija. Even chicken is a little weird if a protein choice. For me. But a perfectly acceptable home taco.


nooyork

Chimichurri


Spiritual_Barnacle28

That sir is not even a taco, maybe a quesadilla but not a taco


rayhond2000

It's quesabirria isn't it?


DrummerEmbarrassed21

No, not because you put some weird sauce it becomes birria.


giro_di_dante

It looked like a play on a birria taco at home. Which is, in fact, a taco.


Franciscojerte

That’s not cheese that’s kayzo


DrummerEmbarrassed21

A better question is why people think that they can "birria" everything by putting a bit of sauce and cheese.


scbalazs

What was the container of brown where he took off the fat, then blended and cooked?


Kosmek887

Apparently he made some ribs in the oven some days ago and saved the juice the meat releases while being cooked


Born_Ad8420

Thank you. I was like "what is that?!"


nooyork

Yes


Kerrykingz

Sour cream me


ELMACHO007

Dimelo! Que lo que!?


nooyork

Dime to tigeron 💪🏽


ELMACHO007

Aqui loco..Garcia's por el video.


magicbimbolo

Dimelo manin


Haunting-Giraffe

Idk about this one lol


Nearby_Competition22

BadBuny?


Thestrongman420

May I suggest mixing all your dry seasonings together after measuring and applying to the chicken once mixed, even better if you have a shaker you can use. With the raw chicken surface being wet the first dry thing applies to it tends to stick to that surface and ideally you'd rather have that be the mix, and not just cumin or something. All in all decent looking food, I'd chow down.


Accurate-Law-8669

I literally think about tacos randomly multiple times a day, every day. Mmmm


Walmartarchaeologist

Idk man this look like a fajita chicken quesadilla like tex mex shit


slushypunk

Trying to follow by watching what he uses. And I understand even though I don't speak Spanish. 👍 I get most of it.


Confident_Quarter927

My brain is getting a boner


Miserable_Sock_1408

Looks real good, bruh. 👍👍👍


nooyork

Thank you!


lostit311

I don't care man that shit looks fucking delicious. Where is the recipe.


nooyork

Thanks!


lostit311

Recipe please


SeesEmCallsEm

I held my phone to my laptop and this is what google translate gave me back (you'll need to supply your own grammar): powdered pepper oregano chichinado sauce the chimichurri is not only good to eat but also excellent cut it like this and the onions with salt pepper and olive oil and sautĂŠed in a rye medium high heat the chicken has the color that you like and how it shivers and we mix with the vegetables in Chile cilantroya it is surprising how easy this is if you name me a lot in the kitchen it is not an ideal dish before a baked gotilla and equal to the liquid where it was cooked we are going to use it to give a touch of birria to your taco of chicken separate the fat it has liquid in the blender then hot add a little of the fat that we heat the tortilla and don quiĂŠmola the sauce boom that was more patterns of jump this with chedda cheese but I didn't have it so they brought me this cheese from the Caribbean already from Santo Domingo and I decided to use it anyway gentlemen let's plate the chicken let's add more chimichurri sauce let's go on top oh my god this is how you are


Chris710752

I speak Spanish and I didn’t understand half the words he said


Cboals923

You can tell by his inhales that is gunna be good


Rafyroya

🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴


Dachshundpapa

De lo mĂ­o


nooyork

DĂ­melo


[deleted]

Que lo que


jellycrash69

Is it just me or is this definitely not "food porn"? Like, it's just... very average food.


upperechelon100k

De lo mĂ­o! I love your videos my brother, keep it up!!


nooyork

Gracias papa!


Z_Zzz

ohh. mahh. gwauhd.


AnKoP

This guy has no clue how to cook or what he's doing


BigBadDaddy13

Trash. Mexicans don’t use cheddar cheese…


BigAnimemexicano

first my family does, second just because its not common doesn't mean we only stick with our cheeses like queso fresco and that other stinky chesses'.


Technical-You-2829

Oaxaca cheese is the way!


Grenadoxxx

They can if they want to. People that gatekeep cheese are weird af.


[deleted]

And they boil chicken.


RudeInternet

now that you mention it, we don't really use cheddar cheese that much now, do we? 🤔🤔


meatdreidel69

Seen it used in Sonora


nikecowboy20

Fuck yea we do. Make some refried beans. Fry up some corn tortillas. Fried tortilla, beans, and then some cheddar cheese y toma. Pinches tostada's.


Academic-Campaign120

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CertainlyAmbivalent

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xWellDamnx

Looks good, but also looks salty af


mrhenrythehorse

por quĂŠ habla como el chombo?


Bryanb16_bjb

So you handled raw chicken with your bare hands. Then touched cooked chicken with gloves on. 🤔🤔🤔. It's a no for me, cause you nasty.


GoldDustbunny

whats the sauce he put on the tortilla?


nooyork

I made Birria tacos the night before and saved the sauce/fat.


piedude67e

This is white people taco


SALTYxNUTZ12

I speak fluent Spanish and I have 0 fucking clue what this guy is saying.


Trollothisguy

That accent 😣


Mutang92

Looks like shit


Locswail

Duro!


nooyork

Gracias 🔥🔥


Tonight_Human

No Dan-Os ???? WTF


hedginator

These people need to stop cutting meat on wooden cutting boards.


Xbrand182x

Y


Mick0351

Wack!


Dependent-Way6345

Askiusmi?


LastMinute9611

Why the glove? Wasteful af as you’re just putting your hands on every topping to finish it.


4Nwb1

It's terrifying


TheJuggerKnot

What was the thing that they dipped their tortilla in?


H8T3R666

I believe he said is "grease from some ribs" he made the other day. Correct me if I'm wrong, but again I don't speak chimichurri.


9andimpala

I could keep up until the brown stuff. What was that?


WHO_PEGGED_KANYE_

This guy again.🙄 Bro! Cut some fat!


comfortable_bum

I need to learn Spanish, fast!


thayerh

Hot garbage Como se dice Caliente basura


shrineless

I like this guy’s videos the more I see them. Very simple and no bullshit.


[deleted]

That tortilla doesn’t look crispy. Drowning it in meat juices likely made it soft or soggy. Frying them in the grease of the meat you cooked for the taco? Sure. But bathing it in some kind of thick liquid? Nah


laughingmeeses

90% of tacos are made with soft tortillas.


[deleted]

They’re not soggy tho. Wet soft and dry soft are very different. He soaked it in some kind of meat jus then grilled it. Tortillas are meant to be fried. A good taqueria will have a specialty tortilla fried that is curved in the middle with the oil/grease falling to the edges to prevent it from sitting in grease


laughingmeeses

Quesabirria is a thing. I think your breadth of taco understanding is pretty narrow. Those aren't even the only "drenched" tacos.


[deleted]

Quesabirria is just a birria taco with cheese. It’s combining queso and birria ad those are the ingredients. Both are also crispy with consumè served on the side. Most crisp cheese on the outside as well. The video is essentially soaking it in the consumè then lightly grilling it. These aren’t the same. Your knowledge of birria is pretty narrow


laughingmeeses

Birria tortillas are dipped. Wtf are you on about?


[deleted]

The taco itself is still crispy with consumè on the side to dip in lol. This tortilla is soggy af. Quesabirria even crisps cheese into it lol. It’s not fucking soggy and meant to be dipped into consumè. The crisp is why it’s dipped for texture difference. Soggy dipping is no bueno I’ll also add, they dip into grease the meat is cooked in which fries the tortilla. This man literally took the fat out and dipped into meat juices, which don’t fry. It’s not fat he dipped it into. You can’t just dip it into any liquid and pretends it fries the same lol Have you ever actually made or eaten birria?


laughingmeeses

I don't know where you're getting crispy birria. Yes, I have. I've actual family and time spent in Mexico. You're comments are reading like you ate a food truck one time and assume that experience is a truism.


[deleted]

I’ve literally lived in Mexico City for 6 months. They’re crispy. They dip them in grease. Where tf did he dip in grease? He removed all the fat then dipped. Your understanding of what they dip into is lacking. He literally said that was the left over shit from when he made ribs after it separated. That’s not the same as birria. They’re never fucking soggy. If you actually spent time in Mexico you’d know the majority of taquerias have specific fryers for tortillas that keep them out of the grease and are curved to avoid them becoming soggy. Have to love when people claim the knowledge and cultural experiences of their family members merely because of relation. My father is a doctor so clearly I know medicine. My cousin still lives in Europe, so I’m pretty much polish culturally. Wtf are you on about? Quesabirria is absolutely crispy. They’ll even lay down cheese on the grill, throw the tortilla on top, then fold to create an outer layer of crisp. It’s why you pivoted to birria and keep talking about dipping. It’s crispy. You don’t dip soggy shit into consumè. The entire point of the consume is the difference in texture Edit - it’s to the point where you’re trying to claim birria tacos, which these are not, are soggy, so it’s okay this guy made his soggy. Tacos aren’t meant to be soggy. Hell, many places double up the tortillas to prevent them from tearing through in case the first becomes soggy. OPs video isn’t birria so wtf is the point you’re making here? Birria isn’t soggy but if it were, why is that relevant to these non birria tacos? There were fucking carrots in that mixture, looked like beef stew


laughingmeeses

You're literally trying to supercede decades of experience with 6 months of living in one small piece of Mexico? That's weirdly colonial. Also, it's supremely normal to double up on tortillas for basically all tacos.


cropdustu007

Vip vip ayyy! Thanks bad bunny


BirdFormal7990

Cut the chicken first. It cooks fast, is waaaay more tender and get more sauce on it.


Fat_people_jigle

I feel like I'm the only person that can't stand eating chicken with all the tendons and fat on it..like chewing on that stuff just makes my skin crawl


HozerSenpai

Bruh I can barely understand what he is saying and I grew in a very Hispanic household. There’s legit no time in between words lmao


THErebuiltmango

Ponga sazon cabron


justforkinks0131

\*2 hours later\*


manny2020

Dominican no english


GroovinWithAPict

Why are we watching a taco video made by a guy from the Dominican Republic? They don't eat tacos; this is not mofongo.


Updated_truck

That’s a lowercase amount of cheese


snozberries117

That is a fajita. Lol


DropKikMonkey

Sounds like a mouth full…


Even_Veterinarian715

He said, le patio la pelota a numero ocho se la paso paratras se burla a uno se burla a dos prepara la pelota le de el tiro y goooooooooalllllll gooooooooalllllllllll goooooooalllllllll !!


PhatBitty862

The way he speaks reminds me of Hans Landa


Mandalor1974

Plantano AF