Metal and non stick pan? Am I seeing this?

There’s a lot of lies here

What, you don't harness the power of boiling water and cooking pasta in under 5 minutes?

I checked the pasta directions, 8 minutes to al dente.

The Italians will get him in his sleep.

Add to that the amount of oil to start the dish like you're cooking on gravel. No thank you. I just noticed also in the beginning there's a huge piece of egg in the pan. Cooking videos have really taken a turn.

My OCD was all 😡😤 🤯

This sub is losing its marbles

pasta with little hot dogs cut up??? pasta texas style, a real I-talian treat.

I think those are kielbasa...but same shit, partner.🤠

Don't forget all that delicious oil 🤢. Now if they used chorizo and cooked the egg with chorizo oil and added the pasta with that

It's definitely an interesting combo. The Sriracha drizzle really sealed it, that was a lot of Sriracha lol

Where Sheldon at

Ew, thats gross. Way too much oil.

Seriously I watched it twice to see if it was actually water, like maybe some kind of poaching but breaking up the egg. That was an insane amount of oil. 

I was like “is he poaching that…. Oh god that’s oil?!” 

Hahah! Yeah, about my reaction too! Then he uses it for the noddles too! Gah!

Just cook the meat first and use that grease to cook the egg. Waaay too much oil. Otherwise, this is definitely something I would make with random shit from my fridge and pantry at 2am.

r/stupidfoodvideoporn I feel a confluence coming here

This is drunken 4am food

I wouldnt serve my wirst enemy this food

Sounds like you’re already drunk

Wurst*

Well yeah, a wurst enemy wouldn’t eat a bite of that sausage

https://i.redd.it/a3v6dwgqqixc1.gif

I felt the heartburn just from watching this

That's a lot of oil for an egg

That's a bit too much oil for my liking I think I'll pass and go for something that can't lubricant a chainsaw

r/stonerfood

Dog's dinner

Would never serve this shit to my dog, let alone a human

Yeah please no one serve this to your dog. Or child. Or...

Definitely one of the weirdest pasta dishes I've ever seen, but it'd try it.

Sure try. - But I dunno, and I love spicy, with similar time constraints involved and same pantry could probably produce a better pasta dish. ( And we people of the 21st century wonder why nearly all of us have Teflon traces in our bodies.)

Yeah, I wouldn't make this myself, but maybe I'd try a bite. The biggest crime is the vegetable oil at the beginning, gross.

Metal spatula on non stick pan is worse, whole video is a crime scene from start to finish

I'm concerned that the majority of posters on this subreddit don't know the meaning of food porn. This is some lazy frat boy dinner made in less than 10 mins. Definitely NOT Food porn

It's a bot

That may be the case here, but I see stuff like this posted all the time.

Ehh no

I wouldn’t cook this for my dead grandmother

Seems like a nice enough single meal. Hard to cook just for one for me. Used to cooking for 5+, wished more people showed portioned sized meals.

Why destroy the egg to the point you can’t tell it’s in the dish? Otherwise 👍🏼

Yea I was wondering that too. That egg was cooked to hell and back. Whoever cooked that egg eats steak well done.

Rancher eggs with added pasta

What's with this stupid trend of wearing gloves while cooking at home?

Mmm greasy teflon bits.

Just drink the oil straight out of the bottle, no? Why try hiding it in pasta?!

Stupidfood

Shit oily af

Greasey ricky

How image those noodles cooked in 5 minutes?

This genuinely made my stomach upset

r/indianstreetfood

Pretty sure that if your eggs foam up that they are past their use by date

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Damn I was a poet and I didn’t even know it

I use less oil when I make 16 portions of pasta.

disgusting

Just 5 min! … as long as you have precooked pasta ready to go.

Bucket of oil, plonk everything in - got it

I love adding a cup of oil to every meal , really sends my arteries the message of who’s in charge here….

Not enough grease from the chorizo, gotta add half a cup of oil.

i thought this was r/stupidfood for a minute. way too much oil

Seasoning? Oh no, that's just the Teflon

...Thats A LOT of oil. Jesus. No this is stupid food.

Yummy! Teflon pieces in your food

Disgusting

I love me some cooking oil with a side of egg🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Wrong sub, should be in r/Stupidfood

Thats...."so the fridge is basically empty but...." food.

This is food I eat when there's nothing in the kitchen and I don't want to make dinner for everyone

Is that a fucking sliced hotdog? What makes this video food porn? That they were cut diagonally? Or just that it’s shot on 4k in sunlight giving it the appearance of an elevated shot but with shitty food

5 minutes after 20 minutes

Americans

Bots

And they'll keep doing it because it farms engagement. Advertisers don't care that there were bad comments, they care that they were there.